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FanGirl
03-03-2005, 10:17 PM
I thought I would start a thread of just random stuff you pick up throughout the day.

Luther Vandross: Luther Burger

After running out of buns one day, Luther Vandross invented the "Luther Burger": one all-beef patty - between two glazed donuts. His verdict? "It was really good!"
Asteban
03-03-2005, 11:22 PM
<font color="green"> I've been misled!!! And I had come to this thread thinking it was about Bill and Ted and I was going to say "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." I took a picture of a Circle K once. Just for the Bill and Ted value.

.... so... you gonna eat that stapler?..... wanna split it? </font color>
ILovePapaSmurf
03-04-2005, 01:48 AM
<font color="purple">'O Doyle rules!</font color>
TLS
03-04-2005, 09:26 AM
Bo-De-Gas
Dave
03-04-2005, 11:34 AM
The Luther Burger, no wonder he never had any heart problems, with a healthy diet like that.
TLS
03-04-2005, 11:53 AM
A burger on glazed donuts, vinegar in tea ...there's just some people I will never understand.

'Yo, why you got to make me feel inferior just because I'm on the grill, B?'
Matthew
03-04-2005, 12:01 PM
It's not your job to understand! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
FanGirl
03-04-2005, 12:21 PM
My mom grew up on peanut butter and mayo sandwhiches with lettuce. It's an interesting taste with the dryness of the peanut butter and the slickness of the mayo.

I put ketchup on my mac'n'cheese and certain salad dressings on certain pizzas.
jjcourtright
03-04-2005, 02:06 PM
Blackass!!!

Sirius radio has a couple of comedy channels, and Jim Breuer has a show on one of them. If I happened to be drinking while listening to the show, I'm sure it would make me spit at least once a show. Funny stuff.

It appears that you can listen to a preview of it here. (http://www.jimbreuer.com/)
TLS
03-04-2005, 02:22 PM
He is a funny man. I went to see him a couple years ago at the Palace Theater. Anyway, after the show, all that laughing made me have to pee really bad, so I went to the restrooms. I was with 3 guy friends at the time and they waited outside the restroom for me. When I came out there Jim was 'the man' himself surounded by an entourage of suits. I didn't see my friends, so I figured they were in the mensroom. After waiting a couple minutes and with Jim still standing there, I noticed him look over to me a couple times and nod his head toward the hall (motioning that my friends headed that way). I could've went up and shook his hand, we made eye contact and everything, but I was too shy and ran off to meet my friends. Apparently, my friends all went up to him and shook his hand while I was in the bathroom.

Thanks for posting the site. I'll check it out later at my friends house so I can hear the preview.
jjcourtright
03-04-2005, 02:38 PM
One of the stories that he's told on his show was about him and Chapelle going over to a friend's house. They somehow ended up at the wrong house, but didn't know it. The owner answered the door with a, "No fuckin' way, man." He told them to be quiet but to come inside. They were a little bit freaked out, but the aroma of "relaxation"(as Jim likes to call it) made them feel ok about it. They went in, and there were three other guys smoking up and watching Half Baked. The didn't realize that Jim and Dave were there. One guy took a hit, looked up, saw them, and proclaimed, "This is some good fuckin' shit, man." and then went back to watching the movie. How great would that be?
TLS
03-04-2005, 02:53 PM
That's awesome. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
karmattack
03-04-2005, 02:54 PM
That's probably the apex moment in all three of those guys' lives. Wait, I don't have a clue what you're talking about. I've never been relaxed in my life.


And since mayo was mentioned, I have to suggest this addition to the catalogue of hateful birthday shots:

The Smoker's Cough
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Mix 3 parts Jagermeister with 1 part Mayonnaise.

enjoy.
TLS
03-04-2005, 05:53 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I've never been relaxed in my life.

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Sure, if that's what you want us to believe... /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

The Smoker's Cough... you'd have to 'smoke yourself retarded' to even think about trying it.
karmattack
03-08-2005, 09:08 AM
Golf anyone?

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050306/capt.fljc11203062336.doral_fljc112.jpg
Mighty_Wingman
03-08-2005, 09:20 AM
No thanks, I have to drink my Chai tea and then go practice my Tai chi.
Dave
03-10-2005, 06:59 PM
Another little bit of wierdness for everyone. (http://www.portlandmercury.com/2002-05-02/feature4.html)
TLS
03-11-2005, 02:07 PM
If his face is expressing what I think it is, then doesn't anyone else find it strange, how a game of golf can excite someone THAT much?