I'm Drunk

[Dave]

It's totally true. I realized it whilst replying to Ryall'ses post about winning. I've had like 3 B 2 the E's and a 12 pack of Selects, and i haven't even left work yet. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So i'm drunk. have a great weekend.

love,
Dave

p.s. I wish some of you guys would come to birmingham, so we could hang out.

[Matthew]

Buy my ticket, I will catch the first flight there. After the 6th.

[FanGirl]

We haven't had drunken posting in quite sometime. Let's bring it back!

[Matthew]

In that case, I am on the verge of getting drunk. Bought me a mag of Knob Creek, and No mix (not that one would ever EVER mix Knob Creek)! I rule! I think I will post drunk, and naked.

[BAMSS04]

I am on my fifth hurricane. Its this blue chick drink that stands like a foot tall. I was on Beale all night. I have not been this Plastered since New Years like....3 years ago. Its very strange.... I am not really enjoying any more. It was fun for the first four hours but since I have gotten here out of the crowd, the room just seems to spin and the less I start looking forward to the morning. I am felling good though. Anyway nighty night all.

[Matthew]

Now am totally drunk and wearing only bvd's. I am now hitting on a friends girlfriend via cam, who I went out with earlier tonight. Is this wrong>?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Yes, You should be flirting with me. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[BetterOffThread]

I thought I was deleting a post by that AngryMidget or whatever his name is and accidentally deleted this one... oops.

But Midget, while I'm just getting used to this new board, instead of dumping your posts, I'm going to ban your ass if you keep up the nonsense, so be cool.

[Matthew]

Let's take a look at the first sentance of your first post, shall we? In order to give criticism with credibiltiy, integrity must be intact. (That was 3 words that contained more than 6 letters. If you need definitions for any of the words, google for them.)

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
you thread geeks have to much time on your hands.

[/ QUOTE ]

At the start of a sentance, the first word should be capatalized. you = You.

What is a thread geek? The definition of thread
1. noun in context of string.

2. noun: In context of a programming language.

3. noun: In context of a specific topic. Geek is also a noun. Therefore, thread geek neither proper grammer nor syntax. You would need to hyphenate this particular word to make it proper, as in thread-geek.

Next error, </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
to much

[/ QUOTE ]

to much eh? This is self explainatory. You meant, I would assume: too much... as in more than enough.

Here is one for you personally: I will make all the changes
proposed. does anyone here have the reason why this sentance is still not proper? ANYONE?

You thread-geeks have too much time on your hands.

BetterOffThread? Yes, I believe you raised your talon. Please answer or be expelled!

[JK]

Is that blood I smell in the water?

Let me explain... No, that'd take too long. Let me sum up...

You just stepped off into the deep end, my friend. Like Chrissy, you think you're cool, a little skinny dipping early in the morning, but you have no clue what is swimming up from the depths to bite you in the ass. When the rest of the Regulars get here later in the day, all that's going to be left of your stank-ass noob carcass will be gnawed bones and a few scraps of meat and an empty IP. You got your first nibble from Matthew- that was just a love bite compared to the shit-storm feeding frenzy you're about to experience you non-spelling, non-punctuating, non-capitalising, no syntax, 2-posts-under-your-belt newbie piece of trash. You don't do a cannon ball into a community like this and start bad mouthing the people who make this a nice place, especially Smurfy. My suggestion- get out the pool.

[FanGirl]

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you thread geeks have to much time on your hands.

[/ QUOTE ]

Why is it that this first timers who make their way on to our board always say we have too much time on our hands? Listen, junior. This board is is not like whatever little "I heart Britney Speares" board you came from. We are a community. We all check in when we can and hang out. We are friends here. A good chunk of us chat off the board as well as have met in person.

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
It Made me take my mind off the fact you're probably a slobbering cow drueling over this guys stick like its a slim jim, and who tells a girl what there wearing in a thread?

[/ QUOTE ]

We have a conflict here. Which is it - is she drueling over a guy or telling a girl what's she wearing? Regardless, you should have looked to see how many posts she's done. You have attacked a regular. A regular who is completely awesome and far from a cow. Don't wander into someone else's home and leave a Cleaveland Steamer on the chest of the host.

To explain in movie terms from the 80s classic, "Adventures in Babysitting":

you: "Don't f*ck with the lords of hell."
us: "Don't f*ck with the babysitter!"

Who won that? I think we all know. We protect this board fiercely because we don't want it shut down because of f*cktards like you. Now wander back to whatever "Jennifer love Hewitt is hot" website you came from.

[BetterOffThread]

Wow that sounds fantastic. Friends over the internet you say? I wouldn't know anything about that. Especially coming from a "I heart Britney Spears" message board. Though I can actually SPELL her name correctly. If you are going to insult someone or even come back with a quip, I suggest you make yourself seem intellegent. You're right this is my first post, and I look forward to giving your little "community" a little intensity. Now does that upset you junior? Good. You can go back to your hourly thread posting and chronic masturbating. The Poop Shoot now has a villain. btw, being most of you live a thousand miles away from each other how exactly do you meet? Flying? Rest stops? Just curious, I would never go out of my way to meet some thread groupie. I actually attend reality to establish relationships.

[BetterOffThread]

You are a moron. What would you know about syntax flammer. We all know the easiest way to remark back to someone is targeting their grammer. Please, If you plan on responding do it with some originality. btw, if you plan on commenting on my grammer, I suggest you post my entire responce. Not just my opening sentence.

Numb Nuts says:
Let's take a look at the first sentance of your first post, shall we? In order to give criticism with credibiltiy, integrity must be intact. (That was 3 words that contained more than 6 letters. If you need definitions for any of the words, google for them.)

Hahahahahahahahahhahaha. You're a Pathetic mess.

[JK]

If you'd taken the time to look around here before going on the attack and assuming the role of Complete Assh*le, you might have noticed we don't tolerate cats like you. We're all about lively discussion here and some of the conversations/threads get pretty intense without some d*ckhead pissing in everyone's face. Play nice or you'll wind up like the rest of the newbie assh*les- on the short end of a banstick.

[BAMSS04]

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We all know the easiest way to remark back to someone is targeting their grammer.

[/ QUOTE ]

Humm....Spelling too I guess.
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Especially coming from a "I heart Britney Spears" message board. Though I can actually SPELL her name correctly.

[/ QUOTE ]

Your Pathetic. You have waltzed in here and insulted two really nice people. For what? Did you have nothing better to do? I mean, if we all are so stupid and gay why are you here? Apparently we struck your interest.


</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
In order to give criticism with credibiltiy, integrity must be intact

[/ QUOTE ]

As well as respect. Other wise its not called criticism, its call an insult. Thats all you have done since you got here is insult everyone your trying to corresponds with. For someone who acts so smart thats a pretty dumb thing to do as well as a waste of time. Its your time to waste though, just know if you act like this we won't waste ours on you.

[FanGirl]

I'm going to ask as politely as I can for you to play nice. You've managed to not swear or mention jay and silent bob so if you just try to get along with the regulars, we won't have to summon the banning gods. This is an awesome group of people. If you don't like us, just go away. There is no reason for you to stay if you think we are all morons.

[marksiwel]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Though I can actually SPELL her name correctly

[/ QUOTE ]
Hey [censored], did you not notice that she put her name in a pair these " "? She is spelling it wrong on purpose, thats why it is funny.

Also,
I wont attack your grammer or spelling. But I will attack you.
You wanna be the "bad guy" the villan? Come up with something better. We are geeks for posting here, but you arent a geek for posting here? I see. So instead of the cliche "You are fat" "Get out of your moms basement" "Loser" Come up with something new.

Also, you suck. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[BetterOffThread]

Hahahahaha. Very Witty.

[BetterOffThread]

Calm down tool. It's all in good fun, don't get your panties in a bunch. I'm a geek just like the rest of you.

[BetterOffThread]

Ouch. Cause I was serious....

[BetterOffThread]

Ouch. Cause I was serious.... but... "if you'd taken?"

Hmmmm, I believe if YOU'D take an writing class or two you might know how to insult someone with dignity. Clown.

[BetterOffThread]

Are you kidding me with that post? You Ramble. I could insult you with one line better then you did in that abomination of a counter attack. slob.

Yes it is blood in the water jerk off. Don't drink it.

[BetterOffThread]

****
Your(you're)(p)Pathetic. You have waltzed in here and insulted two really nice people. For what? *Did you have nothing better to do?*(no comment) I mean, if we all are so *stupid and gay*(gay? when did i say that?) why are you here? Apparently we struck your interest.
****

ok, I don't know how to put this. I'll say it the besy way possible. Everyone who knows proper sentence structure step forward. Not you BAMSS04.

[BetterOffThread]

Well if protecting this board fiercly is your thing, I understand. However don't become a detective, it's obvious you don't pay attention to detail. If you would ACTUALLY read my post, it clearly defines her drueling over his stick, not what he's wearing.

btw, that jennifer love comment was uncalled for. /forums/images/icons/confused.gif.

[Ryall]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
The Poop Shoot now has a villain.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not for long we don't. Any more of this out of you and you're gone, period. This isn't a democracy here--play by the rules or I ban you. Stop the insults, stop provoking people and stop coming off like an arrogant ass. Either hang out and be cool, or you're gone. It's pretty simple here.

[JK]

Hmmm, I believe if YOU'D take <font color="red"> a </font color> writing class or two<font color="red">, </font color> you might know how to insult someone with dignity.

Are you kidding me with that post? You <font color="red"> r</font color>amble. I could insult you <font color="red"> better </font color> with one line th<font color="red">a</font color>n you did <font color="red"> with </font color> that abomination of a <font color="red"> counterattack</font color>. <font color="red"> S</font color>lob.

Yes<font color="red">, </font color> it is blood in the water<font color="red">, </font color> jerk off. Don't drink it.

__________________________________________________ _______

I used to teach a writing class.

The way I write is colloquial. Look it up you if have to. But seeing as how you are the big brain on bread, you'd already know what it means. Basing my assumptions on your apparent distaste for colloquialism, you're not a big fan of Samuel Clemens, are you? That's rhetorical- please don't bother to respond. The only reason I'm even responding to you is because I just got home from a long night at work and need something to take my aggressions out on.

Like the man said, play nice, or be gone. If you've got something other than insults to share, by all means, lay it on us. I think we're all waiting for something of substance.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

MMMMMMMMMMM.....big brain on bread. I'll have mine on rye with maybe some sauerkraut, Zombie Jesus style!

[FanGirl]

Sorry, I can't re-read you post now since it was deleted by Ryall.

Was it Shakespeare or John Hughes, who once said, "Dont mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns."

[BAMSS04]

I warned you. (http://soundamerica.com/sounds/comedy/Monty_Python/M-Z/warned1.wav)

[Razorback]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
ok, I don't know how to put this. I'll say it the besy way possible. Everyone who knows proper sentence structure step forward. Not you BAMSS04.

[/ QUOTE ]

It's is "okay" --you irony with a keyboard-- and you have to begin sentences with a capital letter. So the next time you decide to school someone in sentence structure, make sure that you don't screw yours up in the process... moron.

[BetterOffThread]

Hahaha. Right. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself chief.

[BetterOffThread]

Hahaha sorry, imitating informal speech isn't my basket of fruit. However, you said you had a bad day? The only reason I post on here and express my opinions on you turds is for that same reason. It's a great outlet.

[BetterOffThread]

I don't believe I broke any of the rules, however if the captain says to stop I guess I should, no? I kneel before you oh sacred one with e-power.

[BAMSS04]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I don't believe I broke any of the rules

[/ QUOTE ]
You have insulted nearly every member of this forum!! Now this is where it stops. This is the last time I am going to ask you and the only time Chris is, BE NICE OR BE GONE!

[FanGirl]

Located in the FAQs: "Participants shall not post any material likely to cause offence"

That is the specific rule that you broke.

[Razorback]

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Hahaha. Right. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself chief.

[/ QUOTE ]

Have you suffered head trauma recently? Your response doesn't even make sense. You challenged someone elses sentence structure (where I think you meant grammar) while making grammatical errors yourself. That makes you seem retarded.

[JK]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Hahaha sorry, imitating informal speech isn't my basket of fruit. However, you said you had a bad day? The only reason I post on here and express my opinions on you turds is for that same reason. It's a great outlet.

[/ QUOTE ]

You do know there are support groups for people like you- although some do get confused, what with it sharing it's initials with AA. And I never said I had a bad day. I said I had a long night. You can barely express coherent thoughts with your typing, do you have a problem reading and retaining knowledge as well? Short-term memory problems? There're support groups for that as well. Maybe you should try mnemonics. Maybe you were just so intent upon making an ass out of yourself, you didn't bother to take the time to really read and understand the passage. For a 'villain', that sure is sloppy...

And to think, you called me a slob.

Have a nice day, Slappy.

[freetoaster]

My girl Barbie is about to loose her cool. "Keep up with trashin my homies and you WILL get got." Just look into my eyes and we'll be understandin eachother.

*turns head slightly to left and says...."shiiiiaat"* http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/barbie/gangsta-barbie.jpg

You're just a kid that got lost in the wrong neighborhood.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I don't believe I broke any of the rules

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">What are you like 12? You broke plenty of rules. This isn't your mommy and daddy's forum where you get a lollipop for making the nerdy kid in class cry. Now, if you can't play by the rules, then like Ryall said you will be banned. </font color>

[BetterOffThread]

Wow. You're smart, did you go to college? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Pathetic mess.

[BetterOffThread]

Sure. Okay. Are you done? Thought so. Go back to sucking on your moms nipple.

[BetterOffThread]

Awwwwww. I'm sorry. I guess I did brake the rules... /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[BetterOffThread]

I like how everyone reply's to my posts. Nearly ever member? Hah! If thats the case you only have about 4 users. It's the same people everyday. Boo hoo.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Awwwwww. I'm sorry. I guess I did brake the rules...

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">You now have no credibility to make fun of anyone's grammar fragmentation of his or her sentences.</font color>

[TLS]

Oooh, I haven't replied to you yet.
Hmmm...
I can only think of 3 words for you:

Disgruntled China Lizard

[JK]

Here's something on your level... This one's for you... (http://sound-effect.com/pirsounds/PD_SOUNDFX/GROSS/Fart2.wav)

[Dave]

BetterOffThread, how dare you take my happily drunken post and ruin it with your shitty putdowns and insults. If you think everyone on this board is lame, why post here? Don't bother to answer that, i don't care what makes you tick. Either contribute something useful or leave. On second thought, just leave.

[BetterOffThread]

shut up drunk.

[BetterOffThread]

I can think of three for you.

blockheaded unworthy simpleton.

[Matthew]

What is your deal? What form of twisted erotic sensation do you get from coming to a message board and insult everyone? I am not sure who dropped you on your head or made you put lotion all over your naked body while they watched and masturbated at such a young age, but you need to get over it.

I am now holding the envelope to my head, which has been hermetically sealed in a mayonaisse jar since last Thursday. The answer is:

Rubber, Led Zeppelin, BetterOfThread.

Opening the envelope:

Name 3 things that are band.

[JK]

I didn't get a response concerning the 'song' I dedicated to BetteroffBanned; maybe that kind of thing is his "bowl of fruit"...

If it is, that's just nasty. Not suprising, but still nasty.

[Matthew]

Thanks for making me spit out my tea. That was funny!

BTW, Is this a recording of you?

[JK]

No, not a recording of me. To quote a great Ogre, "If it were me, you'd be dead." /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif Plus, I'd never be able to use the microphone again.

[Matthew]

Hmm, my roommate has a microphone....

Reminds me of a college story, one time I gave my rooommate the stink pillow (if done properly, that smell will stay in a pillow for 3 days!)

The look on his face and the expluratives that came from his mouth were too funny for words! He lays down, about 1 minute later does this sniff-cough thing, Gets up and throws the pillow at me "YOU F)(*@#$098 203948 8907@)(#*$@#* ."

Then he went and grabbed a towel, and slept on that that night and washed his pillow the next day.

[JK]

If I were drinking tea, it'd be all over the screen.

[BAMSS04]

*Yawn*

Now, you are just sad.

[BetterOffThread]

No it just wasn't funny. Also not a song.

[BetterOffThread]

Clever. However false.

[BetterOffThread]

oh yea? funny, cause I don't remember posting to you after the first time however for some reason you continue to reply to my messages. I bet you sign on here hoping I have something to say don't you? Hahahahaha.

[BetterOffThread]

The masturbating thing gave me a good laugh, that was funny as hell. Hahahahahhaa. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[FanGirl]

Could you maybe collapse the board and just write one post and address each person in it? It's a hell of a lot simpler than the way you are doing it.

Do you have anything constructive to add to any of the conversations we have here? If not, why post?

[BAMSS04]

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oh yea? funny, cause I don't remember posting to you after the first time

[/ QUOTE ]
Are you even aware of the shit that flows from the yapper of yours? Here let me remind you.

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I like how everyone reply's to my posts. Nearly ever member? Hah! If thats the case you only have about 4 users. It's the same people everyday. Boo hoo.



[/ QUOTE ]



That was you right? I thought so, stupid ass.

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I bet you sign on here hoping I have something to say don't you?

[/ QUOTE ]

I sign on here everyday like everyone here does, hoping to read of your death by choking on that never ending flow of crap that flows from your Screen name.

[BetterOffThread]

Indeed. But again, you admit openly to signing on here to see what I have to say next. That's all I ever wanted. You can all go back to your fun filled thread posting lives for when you read this I will be dead.

[marksiwel]

you are still here? Wow, what a whore you are.

Anyway, BACK ON TOPIC

You were very drunk when you started this thread.

[Dave]

If that is directed to me, then the answer is yes! yes i was.

[karmattack]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
You can all go back to your fun filled thread posting lives for when you read this I will be dead.

[/ QUOTE ] ...great! So when did you notice I was standing behind the door? The whole time? God! I'm so bad with that.

Ah well.


[raises katana sword...]

[DangerSeeker]

I guess this thread got pretty sobering, huh?

[karmattack]

Well, I personally gave up drinking for Lent. I can't post on topic.

Disemboweling obnoxious assfaceholes with samurai swords, however...

[Dave]

tHAT'S what I gave up for Lent. Actually it was delicious, delicious Watermelon!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I gave up soda for lent...lasted about a day without it, so I switched to giving up on coffee.</font color>

[FanGirl]

I gave up celebrating Lent for Lent.

[JK]

I gave up lint... got a new vaccuum cleaner.

[Threadkiller]

That's wierd, I gave up Lent for lint. Sweet, succulent lint...mmmm.....

[Mighty_Wingman]

So, like anyway, Back on topic or .. I'm on my third beer now... Work tommorrow seems far fetched. Is lent a no beer kind of thing? Oh, right, I guess if it was, Irish and Catholic wouldn't go together at all.

[JK]

I went out today &amp; bought myself an early birthday present... bottle of Jack. I've got the next two days off. It'll be gone by Friday. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[JK]

To Hell with Dr. Robert, helllooo Doctor Jack... Dr. Pepper and Jack Daniels is pretty damn good. You still get the flavor of the whiskey with a touch of sweetness. Pretty smooth. Feeling pretty good right now- kicking back with Season 3 of The Shield. Two glasses per episode- on #4 so far... the episode, I'm actually on number... whatever... for the drinking. Happy Birthday to me /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[TLS]

Happy Birthday! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Dave]

happy birthday to you! have a great drunken day!

[DangerSeeker]

Is it Lent already? Wow, time flies between guilt sessions.

[Dave]

It does indeed.

Now, changing this thread to something equally as silly: It appears that the cheese bandit has pled guilty. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,149138,00.html)

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Happy Birthday!!!!</font color>

[Matthew]

It's JJ's b-day?

[BAMSS04]

Happy birthday jk!!!!

[jjcourtright]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
It's JJ's b-day?

[/ QUOTE ]
I think that depends on if you mean me, or RobinHoodDaffy. Either way, I think the answer is no.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">It's Jk's birthday!</font color>

[JK]

Thank you, one and all for the birthday wishes! I can't believe I'm 32... I still feel 23.

I had this long rambling paragraph, expressing my feelings on 32, but I'll hold it for 42- feels more appropriate!

Anyway, thanks for the b-day wishes. I hope that all of you guys have a good day as well, if not, better.

[Dave]

are you drunk yet?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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I can't believe I'm 32... I still feel 23.

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">Really? /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

Well, have a Happy Birthday. When you start drinking, have a shot for me, please! It would be greatly appreciated. Here is a Smurfy Kiss!

*Kiss!*

Have a good one!</font color>

[JK]

The countdown has started...

Since I work nights, I can't start drinking 'til late or it'll screw up my whole clock. But rest assured, I'll do a shot for you /forums/images/icons/grin.gif But after a smurfy kiss, I already feel intoxicated. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[cberquist]

Weird. We have the same birthday. I'll never forget good old 030303 where I turned 30. Or I guess WE turned 30.

Happy Birthday, to JK, Myself and Thomas Edison.

[FanGirl]

Happy Birthday to both of you!

I think we need an official score keeper of the regulars who keeps track of birthdays and other significant things.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Happy Birthday to you too CB!</font color>

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
But after a smurfy kiss, I already feel intoxicated.

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">Oh JK, you tease you. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Thanks for looking out for me pal!

I second the motion that we should have someplace to store birthdays and someone to look out for them. How cool would it be to log on on your birthday and have your buds all ready with a hello and a happy birthday! If we can't wrangle a ban stick let's at least form a kind of civility.

......and by the way mine is in December, so you all have time to chip in for somthing shiny!

[TLS]

How about a Birthday/Celebration thread were we all can look up and say stuff like oh, yeah that's when so and so's birthday is, and then we can prepare for the upcoming day.

Oh, and Happy Birthday CB! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Dave]

Well, the drinking began again about an hour ago. I don't know if i'll get around to drunk posting or not tonight, but i'll have a few for you guys.

[JK]

If I hadn't signed up for OT tonight, I'd be with you in spirits... Knock back one for a working stiff.

[BAMSS04]

OH yeah, Firday night and Time to get trashed. This is the best I have felt since the Break-up. I will be drunk the next time I post. I am heading to Beale Street in 20 mins. I noticed my buddy Dave is gonna be trashed. I'll be back from Beale at about 11:00pm central. See you guys on the drunk side.

[FanGirl]

It's 12 hours later and no post. It must have gone well.

I remember being drunk once and sitting on my couch talking to my roommate. In the middle of a conversation I said, "Wow. I'm drunk. I am so drunk. *pause* I need to post drunk!" I then leaped up and made my first drunken post. It was a glorious thing. I just remember how hard it was to type because the keys seemed to move around a lot.

[Matthew]

For me, the keys are pretty steady. My fingers must grow to 3x their normal size, so I type a lot of tr or gf or nm etc Then the backspace key gets used.., It takes me about 5 minutes to type a somewhat coherent sentance.

[BAMSS04]

Wow, Just, wow!!! I am sorry last night did not end until about three hours ago. I did not realize that there are about three bars inn the cty that don't close until 7 am. Well, I do now. IN all fairness I said the next time I post I would be drunnk and I still am. Maybe not as drunk as last night but I am do for a sleep. One thing is for sure, I think, I think I got laid last night. I donno for sure. The details are a little fuzzy, but I remember a girl, at least I think it waas a girl,no it was a girl. I remember little things I'm not sure about anything really. I am just now coming down from the most drunk I have ever been. I wish you all could have been there. I wish I was there completely to be honest. Anyway good night.

[slizzelizzel]

Well seeing how I couldn't exaclty post online and keep my roomate from dying at the same time when I was drunk last, I will give you all the recap now, while I am sober. We started at about 10:30 with a case each of Bud Lite, Natual Lite, and Natural Ice. Finishing all but half of our thir case in a little under 2 hours, we decided to take the rest with us on our trip to a Crew(rowing team) party. At that party (byob), the majority of our stockpile was used for flipcup, which my roomate and myself got rather trashed in the process. One of the guys we went with left early with a 'special friend' and sntrusted the lives of myself, elizabeth, eric, and abe to me. ME!! Since we were out of beer, I decided to look in the fridge at the house we were at, and to my delight I found a 12 pack of Sam Adams White LAger or something. Quite smug with my find, i hid it and walked out to the front porch, where after several minutes I realised that it was not, in fact, a twist off cap. Sadness ensued.
Then I had a wonderfull idea! Bash the top against a brick wall! but that didnt work. I finally found a bottle opener in my pocket and got it open, only to realize that is tasted like CRAP. I handed that one to my friend and continued my search for beer. You couldnt believe how happy I was when I found an opened, unguarded case of Natty sitting on teh ground.
After finishing one or two, (i think my count was up to 17 for the night, a personal record) i saw Abe(roomie) playing with a turtle, only the bad part was, the turtle was alive and about to have a big drink of Abes beer. Luckily i got it away from him and returned safely to his home. I sat abe down on the couch and told him to stay put, which I figured was an easy task, seeing how he was passed out in the fireplace jsut minutes earlier.
Leaving him behing to go find Red (elizabeth, a short redheaded appalacian), i found her hanging on to eric for support. Eric went to itch his back with a full can of beer in his hand and dumped it all over himself and Red, which she was less than happy about. I took her with me, as Eric was working on some nasty, nasty, booty call, and was getting Abe to get them home safe. Realizing he was no longer on the couch, i looked for him everywhere, only to find him at the bottom of a hill, crying. He was very dirty, so i figured he had fallen. He had, and I think his ankle was sprained, so he walked really funny on teh way home. Falling in front of a cop car didnt help us any, but all he did was snicker.

After a 1-2 mile walk(stumble) back to the dorm, I put Red to bed while Abe was hugging our toilet. After emptying his stomach, he climbed up into bed, and passed out for a while, during which time I was emptying the trash cans and putting new bags in them for when he puked.
I was too late, though, as my other roomate Carl's suitcase and sheets had a nice coating of Burritos and Pizza on them, recently deposited by Abe from the top bunk.

after I cleaned that up, he passed back out, and I thought it was all over. About 45 miutes later, i was awakened by the noise somewhat akin to a cat throwing up a hairball. It turned out to be Abe choking on vomit! Man I was happy, as I had to roll him over and yell at him.
"Abe!" I said "Roll onto your side, dammit."
"No. FUCK YOU ." he replied
"Abe, if you dont roll over you will drown in your own vomit and die"
He then starded crying, rolled over violently, and fell off the bed. From the top bunk. onto the Linoleum.





I made him sleep there.





The end.

[Efexeye]

My little brother, ladies and geneltmen! Let's give him a hand....

[Dave]

Your brothers roommate sure does cry alot. Other than that, sounds like a fun night.

[Mighty_Wingman]

http://www.spookshop.com/images/bodyparts/hand.jpg

[slizzelizzel]

Uhhhh........... okay?

[TLS]

At least your sig makes sense now.
Cool story, sounds like it was fun.

[Mighty_Wingman]

It was a fun story, I have a few kinda like that. *ehem*Your brother asked us to give you a hand. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
You're not gettin one of mine.

[Denyse]

I'm telling MOM!!!!

[slizzelizzel]

I guess it was fun, though at the time I was really drunk and could have been having much more fun but since everyone else was drunker I had to be the babysitter.

[slizzelizzel]

oh my GOD im retarded. I didn't get the 'give him a hand' thing untill i walked away from the computer to get a drink of water.
I deserve to be slapped with that hand.

[TLS]

At least they had the courtesy to keep you entertained.

[karmattack]

I'm sure you know by now, but I thought I'd throw this one out since I was way too drunk on the night of to even type.

It's the last night in California. Shuttle is coming at about 3:30 AM to take me to a flight leaving at 6-whatever AM. What's my plan?

"Zens, help me stay up all night and get wasted."

Needless to say I achieved both those things to the point that I'd need help even remembering half the story. All I know is that I actually made it to the terminal a little early. I drunk-dialed 5 or so people (mind you this is between 4 and 6 AM), then bought a couple magazines and THEN....

passed out in chair in front of the terminal and missed my flight.

I woke up two hours later, put my ticket on the counter like I was going somewhere, and they had some rather unsettling news for me. Luckily, there was a flight getting ready to leave that very moment and the guy had lightning fast typing hands. I got right on a flight and headed for home.

Although the worst part of the story is that was the second flight I'd missed in 5 days. Who does that? Zens said it's almost a superhuman skill. I agree.


More intelligible than a Russian with a mouth full of marbles!
Dunker than a teenager at a wedding reception!
Able to miss multiple important flights in a single weekend!

[slizzelizzel]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I'm telling MOM!!!! </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />


Oh GOD no. I don't think that would be a good idea. (really)

















Please don't.













PLEASE

[Denyse]

Finally...
A little brother of my own to torture....
And blackmail! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[jjcourtright]

Why does it always seem easier to stay awake than wake up at 3:30. No matter how many times that fails, it always seems like the reasonable thing to do.

I'm pretty sure that you're the only person that has ever missed flights coming and going.

[karmattack]

I couldn't and wouldn't argue either of those statements.

[FanGirl]

I can add to the getting drunk part of that story. Karma is the kind of drunk that starts sentences out loud and finishes them in his head OR says every other word outloud. So trying to communicate was fun. Sample sentence, "I think (pause) drank (pause) you know (pause) then (pause)? Right?" Which from the gestures that accompanied I took to mean "I think Zens drank less that I did."

I fell asleep because I had to work the next morning. I know there is a pic of me asleep with my cat asleep on top of me. I woke up to make sure he got on the van.

I get up the next morning to realize that they had drank almost an entire bottle of vodka and any beer that was still in my fridge. Although, I think it was mainly karma drinking.

[JK]

I would enjoy recounting the greatest tale out my drunken past, but I'm not sure if the statute of limitations is still in effect for some of the things that occurred that evening. I will say it involved three sailors, three bars, a "stolen" police car, nine cases of beer, and a half-insane Spaniard only I could understand. I do feel sorry for the guy who parked his convertible Mercedes under our fifth-floor balcony, but beyond that, I have no regrets.

[slizzelizzel]

Stories like that are sometimes best left untold. Your description is probably much more entertaining than the real story.

[karmattack]

For some reason, that sounds like the type of story that would have Raoul Duke saying "Zang."

[ratm1966]

Ah drunken nights....I do remember them well. Nothing like soaking the dorm hallway carpet down with beer and playing slip-n-slide. Of course, the carpet burns the next day hurt like hell.

Or the....

Lets rip out the hallway water fountain on the secon floor of the dorm, open the balcony door, and see how far out into the parking lot the water will spray.

Oh, those were the days....

[slizzelizzel]

Do you mean to say you dumped beer on purpose!

College has changed since those days, the RA's would kick your ass out immediately for that kind of stuff here.

Off-campus, however....well, we'll just leave it at /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[jjcourtright]

Since slizzelizzel started it, and because I never come here drunk -stupid work doesn't pay me to be drunk- I definitely think that this thread should also double as the "I was drunk." thread.

One of many drunken stories:

My parents went away only one time throughout my high school years. March of my senior year. Planned on having just a couple or ten people over...they ended up numbering in the 70s by the cop's estimation -but more on them in a minute.

Big party, things are going good. Two pony kegs, one out back on the deck, the other in my closet, just in case we need reinforcements. Up to my door walk a couple of guys from our rival school, I knew them, but tempers usually flared when they were around, so I shut the door in their face.

Obviously, they called the cops. An hour or so later, a lady cop opens the storm door at the front of the house, but I close the real door in her face, also. Turn around to go close and lock the back door, and there is another cop right in my face. Busted. Nobody gets away. The cops ask who has been drinking. Apparently nobody was. So they tell us that they are going to Breathalizer all of us, and if we are lying, we are going to get into more trouble. Then, everybody had been drinking. The told all the drinkers to go on one side, all the non-drinkers on the other side. Guess which side outnumbered the other about 70-5.

After getting us divided up, a cop asks a kid where he lives. When the kid responds with, "Escapardo." The cop asks the kid if he can walk there. After answering in the affirmative, the cop tells him that he can go, as long as he doesn't drive. Needless to say, everybody lived on Escapardo that night. And everybody that admitted to drinking got to leave to walk home. I asked a cop if I could go, too. He said that I could. So I just abandoned my house.

After Breathalizing all those who did not admit to drinking, the cops waited at my house for three hours for me to come back...I never did until they were gone. After about two hours, one of my buddies walked out of one of the bedrooms that they had "searched." "Who are you?" they asked. "Burns(his last name)" was his response. "Where have you been hiding?" "Under a pile of clothes in that bedroom closet." "Do you know where JJ is?" "No, I've been hiding under the pile of clothes since you got here." "Get out of here."

After Burns left, the cops called everybody with the last name of Courtright in our Rolodex. Bad news. My 80-year-old Grandma got a call at 3:00 in the morning, along with other relatives.

The cops left, and I thought that was that...until I came home from work the next day to see a cop car parked at the house. I could have bailed, but I figured that I would man up. They were inside, claiming to my parents that they found pot in the house, and that they could take my parents house for it...unless I gave an anti-drinking speech at school.

Put on a lame little skit, and got away scot free.

[Zens_7s]

Well, I must say it is difficult for me to protest any of the aforementioned drunken stories I was involved it. I was only doing what Karma asked. The bad part is I was so smashed that I got on the plane hungover at 5pm the next day!

As all good drunk friends so, I have the photographic panorama of a few pieces of the night, and my drunken night before...

Am I facing the wrong way? Why is Karma wearing his cowboy hat to bed? http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/758332/zenanddrew.jpg

And y'all thought he was kidding about what I did to him...
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/758332/drewbed.jpg

This is about 2:30 am before his shuttle was supposed to leave. He really thought he was having a deep conversation with FanGirls cat:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/758332/drewandcat.jpg

[karmattack]

I wish I could think of something funny to say, but I'm too busy laughing.

The sad part is, only two of those pics are staged. I'm not telling which ones.

[FanGirl]

That's Dutch by the way. He is named after Arnold's character in Predator.

Did you crop one of them because you can barely see the bras hanging off the lamp...I mean....uh....

[ratm1966]

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Do you mean to say you dumped beer on purpose!

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, and it wasn't in a college dorm. It was while I was stationed in the Philippines. We had over 1,000 cops on the base, including me, so we had about 3 or 4 dormitories. One being a really old run down piece of crap. That was the one we would have all of the parties in. Besides, beer was really cheap over there at the time.

[karmattack]

I'm not drunk, but I just wanted to say...


cheers!

http://www.karmattack.com/avatars/drew/rona.jpg

[ozchick]

WOW! You make your bed? :D

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I think that's just a futon.

[airionnablue]

Nice shirt.. Guys in wovens.. always a good thing..

[ozchick]

Yeah... hmmm... neat...dresses great... keeps plants alive... matching decor... Is that a wine spritzer you're drinking?

[karmattack]

It's a Carona, you sassy thing!



Ehem...

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Carona? I have a bottle of piss you can drink after you finnish that. Might help wash out that awful Carona taste.

[ozchick]

It's a Carona, you sassy thing!



Ehem...

with lemon? ;)

[airionnablue]

with lemon? ;)

They're better with lime..

[ratm1966]

with lemon? ;)

WTF!!!!? With lemon? Only a wuss drinks Corona with something in it.

[ozchick]

No - only chicks and gay guys do.... :)

You see I was subtlely questioning his sexuality...

[airionnablue]

WTF!!!!? With lemon? Only a wuss drinks Corona with something in it.

I'm more of a Killian's girl myself..

[karmattack]

I'm a wuss then.

...lime. It's one of three beers I put a citrus wedge in.

Carona - lime
Hacker Pschorr - lemon
Bell's Oberon - orange

[airionnablue]

I'm a wuss then.

...lime. It's one of three beers I put a citrus wedge in.

Carona - lime
Hacker Pschorr - lemon
Bell's Oberon - orange
By the way sweetness.. It's Corona.. Cerveza mas fina

[karmattack]

My bad. I get that from a bottle opener my roommate had. Any time it touched a cap, a voice would yell "Hah! HAH! Cah-RONA!"

[ratm1966]

I have a bottle of piss you can drink after you finnish that. Might help wash out that awful Carona taste.
I am feeling woozy.....please.....someone catch me if I fall.

[Ouch]

Someone was supposed to catch me.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

By the way sweetness.. It's Corona.. Cerveza mas fina


You have to excuse him, white boys always pronounce and spell Corona wrong. Trust me, I live near a club! ;)

[ratm1966]

You have to excuse him, white boys always pronounce and spell Corona wrong. Trust me, I live near a club! ;)

Hey now! Don't lump all us white boys under that assumption...:( :mad:

Only a wuss drinks Corona with something in it.

[Matt1]

Karma's not a wuss. He's just a gringo. ;)

Try Negra Modelo next time. Es muy bien.

[Matthew]

well, both beers sucks.


I can not stand the shit that people try pawn off as bier these days. Corona is shit "OH lets throw a lemon in it to mask the smell." Negro Modelo is about the same as dos equis meaning: "2 horses" IS there no person that knows what real beer is............

I wonder if anyone on this board knows what the Reinheitz Gubold is anymore

SIGH, All my time here and no one learns.

[JK]

I haven't had a really good beer since I got back the States, and that was 10 1/2 years ago... So I drink a Guiness and drift back in time to a day when the skies were bluer and the sea's a fine crystal green. A fiery redhead blazing in the setting sun as Capri lit up lazily on an August twilight and there wasn't a care in the world except how cold the beer was and how bright the stars would get...

[airionnablue]

Negro Modelo is about the same as dos equis meaning: "2 horses" IS there no person that knows what real beer is............

Dos equis means two x's.. equis.. is the letter x.. it doesn't mean horses.. that equine...

[karmattack]

You have to excuse him, white boys always pronounce and spell Corona wrong. The sad part is, I actually speak Spanish pretty well. If I hadn't been saying "Cah-rona" because of the bottle opener, I would have spelled it correctly.

And adding citrus wedges to certain drinks isn't to mask anything. It's taking something that's already good and making it better. I'll drink a 6'er of Corona without limes.

I'm not even about to start sifting through my snobbish list of top-shelf beers to defend my taste. Sometimes you just feel like drinking a light beer that has an even flavor with a hint of lime -- it just got warm here in MI and it was inspiration for a light citrusy beer! Come on! Someone admits to preferring Killians to other beers and you guys are ragging on Corona? :confused: Tsk.

[airionnablue]

What Karma you don't like Killian's? I'm a girl that actually will drink beer... You all should be happy..

[karmattack]

Most of the girls I know drink beer. :)

[airionnablue]

Most of the girls I know drink beer. :)

Then you're a lucky man... Most of the girls I know only drink sweet mixed drinks.. Pussies.. I do enjoy a good beer...

[Dave]

No, you enjoy Killians, but listen, you are 19 so i'm cutting you some slack. And anyway who am i to cast aspersions, i'll almost always choose a Bud Light as my beer of choice (mostly 'cause i'm a cheap bastard).

[karmattack]

One of the more popular bars in this area has 32 oz mugs of domestic beer for about $2.50. I don't generally buy Bud Light at the store, but how do you beat a 32 oz beer for about 4 bucks including tip?

[Dave]

Karma is a healthy tipper! That's a great deal. I've been buying a lot of Yuengling lately. It's a great beer, for those that haven't tried it yet.

http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottles/autopics/139.jpg

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I'm not even about to start sifting through my snobbish list of top-shelf beers to defend my taste.Look at Karma. He's all, "I'm still cool, right?"

I'm a girl that actually will drink beer... Eh, as far as I'm concerned, you're all a bunch of girls.

https://www.stonebrew.com/Merchant2/graphics/pxxx.gif

[freetoaster]

Met and danced with the girl in the yellow sash last night. (26, single and OOOH MY GAWD!) http://www.rockinrodeodenton.com/images/photos/albums/Halloween_2004/100_0296.jpg She was dancing alone until I came to her. It was easily the hi-light of the last month or more. She was soo nice, and we ended up grinding just enough after three songs, that I think we both felt a little embarassed. Jeezz its expensive to drink at the decent clubs around here. I'm already saving for next week.

Would it be too forward to try to call the club and ask for her last name?

I really don't want until next week.

[Matthew]

Well, if I am not mistaken, do I not detect a bit of photoshop from a high school cheer leader squad? (if you think I am crazy, look at the straps on the chick in the santa outfit)

EDIT: Now that I see it closer, the heads are all messed up too!

This is paparazzi all the way! Nice try though FT.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

The sad part is, I actually speak Spanish pretty well.

Well I think I found my next Spanish tutor. ;)

No harm done Karma, I'm hispanic and I know only about a handful of words in the spanish dictionary.

[Matthew]

You have really big hands!

[slizzelizzel]

Well I'm not really drunk, but I think I was.

Why would I think this, you ask? I think that waking up on the bathroom floor means you were probably drunk sometime in not too distant past...

[jjcourtright]

Look at Karma. He's all, "I'm still cool, right?"

Eh, as far as I'm concerned, you're all a bunch of girls.

https://www.stonebrew.com/Merchant2/graphics/pxxx.gif Have you tried the Double Bastard Ale in the big-ass bottle? A friend of mine keeps bringing it up but, like Dave(I think) he's too intimidated to try it.

[Dave]

I still haven't tried it. Now it think it's probably skunky. i'm such a wuss.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Have you tried the Double Bastard Ale in the big-ass bottle? A friend of mine keeps bringing it up but, like Dave(I think) he's too intimidated to try it.No, I haven't tried it, but I am inquisitive. I may have to go on a hunt to find it. I've only found Arrogant Bastard at one bar in town, but alas not in a store. Well, that's the other reason for the internet.

[freetoaster]

"Jealous.....?" You SHOULD be. I was there, and I still don't know what hit me.

[Dave]

Well, they have started passing Jello shot around at my office, so it won't be long now...

[jonmarbles]

Well, they have started passing Jello shot around at my office, so it won't be long now...

Jello shots huh....can I have a job?

[Efexeye]

Well, they have started passing Jello shot around at my office, so it won't be long now...

Damn, what kind of office do YOU work in? If I ask my boss to leave 10 minutes early he acts like he's the greatest guy ever for saying yes...

[Dave]

It's a little Post Production Company, it was an unusually bad week, so this is our reward. Little paper cups of Jello and Vodka and beers.
I'm having my first Bud Select right now!

[zombiemidget]

drunk people ae fun to fuck with

[Efexeye]

So are zombiemidgets.


To the tune of "The Thong Song":

Let me see that BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN....

[Efexeye]

fuck you u cock sucin biatch!!!!! what now?????

Hm.........not quite sure. Juvie? Whoring for crack?

Ladie's choice. ;)

[zombiemidget]

I..........



i totally schooled your ass u white ass mofo foshizznizzle


*said in a very white tone*

[ozchick]

Finally a reason to use my ignore feature!

[Efexeye]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Finally a reason to use my ignore feature!

Nah...it's kinda fun in a watching a car crash kinda way...

[zombiemidget]

homie don play dat

[FanGirl]

It says banned when their banned. I like that.

[ratm1966]

That sad part is, his first post was actually pretty decent. He must have given in to the newb side.

[Efexeye]

Wait, is this the same guy whose first post was "drunk people are fun to fuck with?"

[Threadkiller]

Wait, is this the same guy whose first post was "drunk people are fun to fuck with?"
Nah, his first post was to say that Star Wars was "going to rock out loud." As opposed to rocking quietly...in the corner, muttering to itself.

[ratm1966]

Wait, is this the same guy whose first post was "drunk people are fun to fuck with?"

That's a hell of a lot better than most first newb posts and he at least said it in a thread about being drunk.

[BAMSS04]

( Bamss is very very drunk)

That is the disclaimer. This is prolly the most drunk I have been in years. I thought that since I am drunk and you guys are my online family, I would share everything that has been going on. My brother and his wife were getting a divorce, and my brother and his two kids were living with me. Everyone got that. :) I was happy with that believe it or not. I was happy because my brothers wife is a mean abusive women who cares nothing for my niece and nephew and even less for my brother. He was starting to see that and it made me happy for him. Well, the thing is she got horny last night and my brother had always been a little horn ball. So, they screwed and here we are back to square one. They moved back together and while I am happy that they are out of my house, I know that this is just delaying the inevitable.
Thats one of the things. The other is that I was planning on buying a motorcycle. I know that it is crazy and I know that it is suicide, defiantly around here. ( people can't drive in Memphis at all ) but I wanted one. Since the girly left me I have not really been excited about anything. But I was really exited about getting a bike, well on the way two the Airport today my cars transmition went out and so I have to buy a new car. There goes any hope I had of getting a bike for a few years. This month has been real shitty for me. I know I took it out on a lot of you guys and I am sorry for that. I just need something good to happen really fast. You know the feeling. I know that My problems are trivial compared to some of yours but I am just exhausted. You Know. I just need one good thing to happen for me and I'll be back on my feet. Well, I thank you all for allowing me to harp, an it means a lot that I can do this here.

:)

[Efexeye]

( Bamss is very very drunk)

That is the disclaimer. This is prolly the most drunk I have been in years. I thought that since I am drunk and you guys are my online family, I would share everything that has been going on. My brother and his wife were getting a divorce, and my brother and his two kids were living with me. Everyone got that. :) I was happy with that believe it or not. I was happy because my brothers wife is a mean abusive women who cares nothing for my niece and nephew and even less for my brother. He was starting to see that and it made me happy for him. Well, the thing is she got horny last night and my brother had always been a little horn ball. So, they screwed and here we are back to square one. They moved back together and while I am happy that they are out of my house, I know that this is just delaying the inevitable.
Thats one of the things. The other is that I was planning on buying a motorcycle. I know that it is crazy and I know that it is suicide, defiantly around here. ( people can't drive in Memphis at all ) but I wanted one. Since the girly left me I have not really been excited about anything. But I was really exited about getting a bike, well on the way two the Airport today my cars transmition went out and so I have to buy a new car. There goes any hope I had of getting a bike for a few years. This month has been real shitty for me. I know I took it out on a lot of you guys and I am sorry for that. I just need something good to happen really fast. You know the feeling. I know that My problems are trivial compared to some of yours but I am just exhausted. You Know. I just need one good thing to happen for me and I'll be back on my feet. Well, I thank you all for allowing me to harp, an it means a lot that I can do this here.

:)


That was VERY coherent for a drunken man!

[BAMSS04]

That was VERY coherent for a drunken man!

Yeah, it was. Not bad at all.

[slizzelizzel]

WEl,l, I just finished my fisrt power hour, which was precedd by a whole thing of MAdgdog 2020 bananared thing. I think the poewetr hor is godo and you should try it.

Tell abe to stop telling me to sghut up. its annnnoyting/

[JK]

WEl,l, I just finished my fisrt power hour, which was precedd by a whole thing of MAdgdog 2020 bananared thing. I think the poewetr hor is godo and you should try it.

Tell abe to stop telling me to sghut up. its annnnoyting/

*looking at the clock...*

Pacing dude, it's all about pacing...

[Denyse]

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Allow me to present...
My brother-in law!
Aint he the cutest thing?

[slizzelizzel]

Hey, anybody that need to try the hpower hour should dowload iPowerHour from the internets because it helps by playing muscis so its not all that borign plus theres homer and marge on it.


EDIT:S im gopnna be back ina little bit to see how the boards doing.
*more liek in a while, but you knopw what i mean ti think.

[Gotherella]

Hey, anybody that need to try the hpower hour should dowload iPowerHour from the internets because it helps by playing muscis so its not all that borign plus theres homer and marge on it.

EDIT:S im gopnna be back ina little bit to see how the boards doing.
*more liek in a while, but you knopw what i mean ti think.

I'm sooooooooo telling your mom!

[slizzelizzel]

Dopn't you dare!!!!!
I'd be kieel1ed!

[Gotherella]

You know I wouldn't, ya big baby.

Man, you are gonna be hurtin' tomorrow.

[BAMSS04]

Dopn't you dare!!!!!
I'd be kieel1ed!
Humm..... you must be trashed. The I is no where near the E and the 1 is no where L. Keep it together !!

[actualsize]

Dopn't you dare!!!!!
I'd be kieel1ed!

I not under the affluence of inkohol like some thinkle peep I am.

[Dave]

WEl,l, I just finished my fisrt power hour, which was precedd by a whole thing of MAdgdog 2020 bananared thing. I think the poewetr hor is godo and you should try it.

Tell abe to stop telling me to sghut up. its annnnoyting/


This is fantastic! way to go Slizz. I'm proud of you even if your brother isn't.

[Gotherella]

Helloooo...Slizzle.....you alive? Should we be worried?

[slizzelizzel]

Uhhh, yeah I'm okay...let's just forget about all my posts from last night...

[slizzelizzel]

I'm proud of you even if your brother isn't.

Hey, he's the one that gave me the idea...

[Gotherella]

Uhhh, yeah I'm okay...let's just forget about all my posts from last night...

Yeah, like that's gonna happen. Where are the tales of drunken exploits?

[slizzelizzel]

Well, other than Eric busting int my room, stealing half of a pizza, and running out of the building holding it against his chest, only to trip on the steps to the building and fall down and sprain his ankle, there isn't much to tell...

[actualsize]

Well, other than Eric busting int my room, stealing half of a pizza, and running out of the building holding it against his chest, only to trip on the steps to the building and fall down and sprain his ankle, there isn't much to tell...
Yes, but did the pizza survive?

[slizzelizzel]

Kind of...most of it was on his shirt, but he had little trouble licking it off.

[Mighty Wingman]

Uhhh, yeah I'm okay...let's just forget about all my posts from last night...

No shame in posting drunk, but it's best if you keep the drunk posts in the drunk thread. Kind of an unwritten rule ... Cool ?

[slizzelizzel]

Yeah, I went back and deleted all of my non "I'm Drunk" posts later that night when I had sobered up a little bit.

[actualsize]

Kind of...most of it was on his shirt, but he had little trouble licking it off.

So he ATE it and he ate it? ROTFLMAO!

[slizzelizzel]

Lol, yeah, I guess you're right.

[actualsize]

Yeah, I went back and deleted all of my non "I'm Drunk" posts later that night when I had sobered up a little bit.
I'm a bit pissed that I did not get to read what you typed when you were pissed. :D

How bad was it? I mean, this IS the "I'm drunk" thread.

[The Other Dude]

So i'm drunk. have a great weekend.love,Dave

Dave, you're not drunk, you're just slightly buzzed. But I love ya too man! Well, okay, I'm not drunk, I'm just crazy. But not Brad Pitt crazy. Who'd give up Jennifer Anniston? You'd have to be crazy for that. Now a three way with Jennifer and Angelina, that's totally different. I'd go for that. But I wouldn't trade in Jennifer for Angelina. That's just tazy! (new word, meaning: Brad Pitt crazy)

And on a side note, he wasn't really acting in 12 Monkeys. He was just being one of his personalities.

<')////)<
That's it for the other one.

[slizzelizzel]

No, I deleted the posts that weren't in this thread--everything from the I'm Drunk is still there.

[slizzelizzel]

Dave, you're not drunk, you're just slightly buzzed. But I love ya too man! Well, okay, I'm not drunk, I'm just crazy. But not Brad Pitt crazy. Who'd give up Jennifer Anniston? You'd have to be crazy for that. Now a three way with Jennifer and Angelina, that's totally different. I'd go for that. But I wouldn't trade in Jennifer for Angelina. That's just tazy! (new word, meaning: Brad Pitt crazy)

And on a side note, he wasn't really acting in 12 Monkeys. He was just being one of his personalities.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU POST WHORE! POST ON THINGS THAT ARE CURRENT, NOT WEEKS OR MONTHS OLD.

[slizzelizzel]

I will say only the foloowing:

Hooray for jello shots. (free, of course)

[karmattack]

If I had been anywhere near a computer last night, this post would look a whole lot different.

[slizzelizzel]

Yeah, we went to OSU's Beast Fest, it was a 4 house party, 6,000 jello shots, 45 kegs, about 3,000 people, and it was absolutely insane. Good times.

[airionnablue]

Dude you tried Mad dog? I won't go near that stuff. It's blue for crying out loud. I can officially (and finally) write in this thread... I know I've been gone for awhile.. Midterms suck and I've been working on final projects.. It's a lot of hard assignments.. Ass.. ignments. why do I find that funny?? I have no idea.. I just wanted to say "HI".. it's been to long since I've had time to come here.. I miss this place.. Too much has gotton past me.. I can't believe it'd past 2 in the morning.. I'm surprised that I can spell.. mildly well anyway... I've got to go to sleep though.. I have a midterm tomorrow afternoon.. At least I can sleep until 11:00.. You all have a good night.. I'll try to get back on soon.. Love to all and I miss you guys. You make a girl happy.. Too many short sentences.. Have you ever thought of what a funny word "bubbles" is..bubble.. bubble.. bubbles.. bubble.. OK.. my cigarrette is finished.. I repeat my above statement.. About the missing you... not the bubbles.. Bye bye..

[airionnablue]

Dave, you're not drunk, you're just slightly buzzed. But I love ya too man! Well, okay, I'm not drunk, I'm just crazy. But not Brad Pitt crazy. Who'd give up Jennifer Anniston? You'd have to be crazy for that. Now a three way with Jennifer and Angelina, that's totally different. I'd go for that. But I wouldn't trade in Jennifer for Angelina. That's just tazy! (new word, meaning: Brad Pitt crazy)

And on a side note, he wasn't really acting in 12 Monkeys. He was just being one of his personalities.

<')////)<
That's it for the other one.

Who are you??

[JK]

Have you ever thought of what a funny word "bubbles" is..bubble.. bubble.. bubbles.. bubble...

'such' and 'stuff' are funny words as well. Not funny 'haha' but funny like 'oh crap I shot myself with a nail gun'

Not really.

Welcome back, stranger.

[airionnablue]

'such' and 'stuff' are funny words as well. Not funny 'haha' but funny like 'oh crap I shot myself with a nail gun'

Not really.

Welcome back, stranger.

I am no stranger!! And you know you missed me.. And I am trying my damndest to keep my crap in the "drunk" thread.. But yeah.. You missed me.. You're happy I'm back.. right...

[JK]

You're happy I'm back.. right...

I meant 'stranger' in that we'd thought you'd dropped off the planet or something. And it's always a pleasure.

[airionnablue]

I meant 'stranger' in that we'd thought you'd dropped off the planet or something. And it's always a pleasure.

That's right.... Nighty night.. That rhymes.. Off to bed now.. I'll try to talk to all of you soon.,,.

[Zens7s]

Most of the girls I know drink beer. :)

I have no idea what girls you have been hanging out with, but it surely wasn't me! Oh wait, didn't I talk to you just the other night while I was drinking beer? ummm, err....

It's more fun when we drink beer together! Party at FanGirls house! I will bring the Blue Moon and we can throw some oranges in those babies...maybe do a little cat yoga.

[psychofiend]

I haven't been drunk since Summer '04, i bitch slapped my best friend Jake. Got banned from the kid who was throwing the party's house. And I ended up at my friend Zack's house and watched cartoons with his older brother until I passed out. Woke up with no hangover early in the morning, and then played rugby with the friend I bitch-slapped and a couple others from that party. All in all a good time, but apperently i tried to make out with someone's girlfriend and he stocked me for 2 months with intents of killing me. I found out about the stalker 5 months after he stopped the stalking. The stalker's a friend of mine now. Would I ever drink again? Yeah, but i prefer smoking at a Dead concert to drinking.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Dude, you are a freak.

[psychofiend]

Dude, you are a freak.
And I bet you think you're the first one to tell me this. Ha!

[Denyse]

I'm quite sure she's not...

[psychofiend]

I'm quite sure she's not...
"When you're strange..."
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[Mighty Wingman]

Had some Margaritas at lunch today . I'm drunk . At WORK. Shhh, y'all be quiet. don't tell anybody.

[actualsize]

I am sooooo jealous. :(

[Denyse]

I am sooooo jealous. :(

Do it! What's the worst thing that could happen...They would fire you???

[actualsize]

But the pop macnine doesn't have any Newcastle in it! :mad:

[actualsize]

And I do drive cars for a living.....

[Denyse]

And I do drive cars for a living.....

True...But if you wreck one, disability pays more than unemployment! ;)

[Efexeye]

But the pop macnine doesn't have any Newcastle in it! :mad:

"Pop"? "POP"?!? Californians aren't allowed to say "pop"! It's "SODA"!

[Dave]

you silly yankee's (yes i know, not technically) it's not Pop or Soda or Soda Pop, or whatever. It's Coke. If you are ordering a Coke you call it Coke, if you are ordering a Sprite, it's called a Coke, if you are ordering a Pepsi or RC it's still a Coke. It goes like this:

You: "I'd like a Coke please."
Cashier/Vending Machine (imagine the machine has AI): "What Flavor?"
You: "I think i'm feeling like a Barq's Rootbeer today."
Cashier: "That will be a Dollar Fifty"

[BAMSS04]

you silly yankee's (yes i know, not technically) it's not Pop or Soda or Soda Pop, or whatever. It's Coke. If you are ordering a Coke you call it Coke, if you are ordering a Sprite, it's called a Coke, if you are ordering a Pepsi or RC it's still a Coke. It goes like this:

You: "I'd like a Coke please."
Cashier/Vending Machine (imagine the machine has AI): "What Flavor?"
You: "I think i'm feeling like a Barq's Rootbeer today."
Cashier: "That will be a Dollar Fifty"


That's what I'm sayin'.

Word up!!

[Efexeye]

you silly yankee's (yes i know, not technically) it's not Pop or Soda or Soda Pop, or whatever. It's Coke. If you are ordering a Coke you call it Coke, if you are ordering a Sprite, it's called a Coke, if you are ordering a Pepsi or RC it's still a Coke. It goes like this:

You: "I'd like a Coke please."
Cashier/Vending Machine (imagine the machine has AI): "What Flavor?"
You: "I think i'm feeling like a Barq's Rootbeer today."
Cashier: "That will be a Dollar Fifty"

That is definitely a Southern thing...

[Matt1]

That is definitely a Southern thing...And here I always thought pop was the Southern term. When I went to Virginia and Missouri, they all said pop. What gives? I need a regional breakdown of all the proper terms.

[JamesW]

And here I always thought pop was the Southern term. When I went to Virginia and Missouri, they all said pop. What gives? I need a regional breakdown of all the proper terms.
I live in St. Louis and its mostly called soda, but I have heard pop.

[BAMSS04]

I call it Coke, in Chicago it Pop, in Flordia its cola. In cuba is called Jojo Juice.

[actualsize]

you silly yankee's (yes i know, not technically) it's not Pop or Soda or Soda Pop, or whatever. It's Coke. If you are ordering a Coke you call it Coke, if you are ordering a Sprite, it's called a Coke, if you are ordering a Pepsi or RC it's still a Coke.
So you live in Louisiana?

[Dave]

... in Flordia its cola....

Only in the Yankee provences south of Jacksonville.

So you live in Louisiana?
Two state farther east, the magic city of Birmingham, in the great state of Alabama.

[Denyse]

Sweet home Alabama

[Poopy]

True...But if you wreck one, disability pays more than unemployment! ;)

You realize that drinking and driving can kill and/or disable others, right?
I hope you find your comment funny. I laughed my ass off when my parents were killed by a drunk driver. I was only 10 years old at the time.

I would like you to apologize to everyone, right now. If not, I'm ignoring you and I just got here.

[slizzelizzel]

I hate you, DJ. Go to hell. I'm also glad your parents died.

[Mighty Wingman]

If only he could've been in that car with them.

[slizzelizzel]

Ahaahah. Im at hoem this weekend, efex and denyse, fdont tell mom! Id die. but
im drunk
that is all







No its not!!!!!
did i dfooodls you? i thiunk so. LJim beam is deliciosu. i will go have mnore now and check in laters.

[Hellubah]

I'm new and everything but a few posts here are completely out of line. Could the posters please delete those comments. It's not funny, just mean and full of malice. No matter what a person has said or done, no one should be treated in such a manner. Please consider being the better person.
The world is full of too much hate as it is. Thank you.

[Mighty Wingman]

Generally speaking, we're civil to eachother 'round here. Now and again a complete and total fuckass troll signs on goes about trying screw up the dynamic. Posting things about sex with poop or child molestering. Such things are beyond our usual range of good humor. It was tried, by the way, that whole "being the better person/s stuff" with him and didn't accomplish anything. The malice and hatred he was shown was well deserved. He's been banned three times, and something tells me he's not quite done yet. Frankly at this point I'm leery of all new posters. But how I treat people here is measured by how they've treated the board.

Anyone who signs on and takes up for the banned is extra suspect. It's quite possible you're just unaware of the history and doing what seems like the right thing. But I've got my eye on you, palooka. :cool:

[Hellubah]

What's a palooka?

[Mighty Wingman]

Palooka , is my pet name for you . I will refer to you as Palooka until you've proven yourself worthy. Don't feel bad, I still call Slizzle, Boobie. But that's mostly because he can't keep his drunk posts in the drunk thread.
Winning my approval is a difficult task, and while many try, few succeed. But if you should chose , you could be one the few , the proud, The uhhh?... The gullible.

[Hellubah]

Palooka , is my pet name for you . I will refer to you as Palooka until you've proven yourself worthy. Don't feel bad, I still call Slizzle, Boobie. But that's mostly because he can't keep his drunk posts in the drunk thread.
Winning my approval is a difficult task, and while many try, few succeed. But if you should chose , you could be one the few , the proud, The uhhh?... The gullible.

Hey! I just googled "palooka"

Palooka will battle anyone, anytime, anywhere - he seems to love it, even though he always takes a beating. After a terrific pounding at the hands of, for example, Kung-Fu Master, he'll just struggle to his feet and wobble back into the ring. His astonishing ability to absorb punishment leads one to suspect that during his long Warrior career Palooka has taken a few too many punches. Often, as an act of mercy, Nanny will step in to stop the fight.