I'm Drunk

[TheHangingBrain]

Fair enough... I'm gonna love him for both of us. ;)

I bet Meat Loaf got all the tail he wanted though. Voice like that, you're put on this earth to RoCk

Don't get me wrong fellas, he's a talented motherfucker for sure, just not my thing really. He seems like a cool cat as well.

[DarthMaulRat]

http://www.theredwhisk.com.au/files/page0_blog_entry89_1.jpg

They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid.

[TheHangingBrain]

http://www.theredwhisk.com.au/files/page0_blog_entry89_1.jpg

They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid.

My man-teets aren't that big, thank Jebus. :D

[dtcb]

I bet Meat Loaf got all the tail he wanted though. Voice like that, you're put on this earth to RoCk

I would argue he got more tail than Gene Simmons (but just didn't self promote the fact, which makes him even better).

I listened to me some New York Dolls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y8-CBXfzhE) after watching the Meat Loaf. I feel sick now.

Dan and Brian the first round in hell is on me. :)

You are awesome freetoaster. I'll run a tab after that.

[phit_demon]

I listened to me some New York Dolls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y8-CBXfzhE) after watching the Meat Loaf. I feel sick now.

Dan and Brian the first round in hell is on me. :)

I'm parched! Count me in.

[mitch_the_conquistador]

So I just finished a freakin hades of a week at work, then I go to get money out for fags (erm cigarettes btw) and I ain't got a bastardin penny. Razzlefrazzlemuthafatha. Ok Ok I can deal don't worry. And I am! I found half a bottle of Jack which I must've lost like months ago. So here I am, drinking alone. My mates are all out you see and I can't even afford to pay back a loan so am IN. Alone. Drinking. Hi!

First sign of an alcoholic right?!

[TheHangingBrain]

So I just finished a freakin hades of a week at work, then I go to get money out for fags (erm cigarettes btw) and I ain't got a bastardin penny. Razzlefrazzlemuthafatha. Ok Ok I can deal don't worry. And I am! I found half a bottle of Jack which I must've lost like months ago. So here I am, drinking alone. My mates are all out you see and I can't even afford to pay back a loan so am IN. Alone. Drinking. Hi!

First sign of an alcoholic right?!

I hear ya brother, I drink alone as well. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4)

[Dave]

Okay,

An update. I've been drinking steadily for 3 hours. So I"m drunk but not wasted. I'm ready for the Tennessee Vols to get theier ass handed to them by Florida this weekend, for the Tide to Roll over the Green Wave and for Eli to squeek out a win over Dallas.

So what i'm saying is Hello, goodbye. I'm severely buzzed an dhave a good weekend. My love to you Poops.

Dave

[TomHarrington]

Okay,

An update. I've been drinking steadily for 3 hours. So I"m drunk but not wasted. I'm ready for the Tennessee Vols to get theier ass handed to them by Florida this weekend, for the Tide to Roll over the Green Wave and for Eli to squeek out a win over Dallas.

So what i'm saying is Hello, goodbye. I'm severely buzzed an dhave a good weekend. My love to you Poops.

Dave

Good of you to stop bye, Dave. We just wish it wasn't always when you're drunk and asking for money. ;)

[Erasmus Cunk]

It could be said that I am slightly drunk.

That would be a lie though, because I'm Fuuuuuuuuuckesddddddddd!!!

Shinzit.

Bee bop a loomy.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

It could be said that I am slightly drunk.

That would be a lie though, because I'm Fuuuuuuuuuckesddddddddd!!!

Shinzit.

Bee bop a loomy.
Did you call my name?

[By-tor]

Okay,

An update. I've been drinking steadily for 3 hours. So I"m drunk but not wasted. I'm ready for the Tennessee Vols to get theier ass handed to them by Florida this weekend, for the Tide to Roll over the Green Wave and for Eli to squeek out a win over Dallas.

So what i'm saying is Hello, goodbye. I'm severely buzzed an dhave a good weekend. My love to you Poops.

Dave

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/20/128689744557921930.jpg
Good to hear from ya, Dave!!!:)

[dtcb]

.........................I walked through two border checkpoints/immigration yesterday with a beer in my hand.

Zhuhai / Macau and then much later on Macau / Hong Kong.

Initially I thought this would be a shametastic moment possibly involving detainment and uncomfortable 'searches.'

Instead i was ignored almost completely........like a leper. I believe there is still shame though and will corner up.

I take heart in knowing there must have been legion preceding me in this error in judgement (for hundreds of immigration security to totally ignore me).

[phit_demon]

Tomorrow is Arthur's Day (http://www.arthursday.com.my/).

Guinness fans the world over are going to raise a pint of The Black Stuff at 17:59 in honour of the man who gave us this marvelous beverage.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/guinness-1.jpg

I for one will be partaking at my local watering hole. Anyone else on board?

[Louise]

Don’t think we can partake at 17.59 exactly but we shall join in (have to wait on Gordon getting in from work) But better late than never :)
Here is a wee art work Gordon created with postcards he bought at the Guinness Storehouse when we were in Dublin. It has pride of place in the downstairs bathroom :)

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/LouiseCarstairs/Guinness.jpg

[phit_demon]

Don’t think we can partake at 17.59 exactly but we shall join in (have to wait on Gordon getting in from work) But better late than never :)
Here is a wee art work Gordon created with postcards he bought at the Guinness Storehouse when we were in Dublin. It has pride of place in the downstairs bathroom :)

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/LouiseCarstairs/Guinness.jpg

*patriotic tear*

Good work. And remember, toasting ten pints to him will be better than just one. ;)

[puggso_32]

Tomorrow is Arthur's Day (http://www.arthursday.com.my/).

Guinness fans the world over are going to raise a pint of The Black Stuff at 17:59 in honour of the man who gave us this marvelous beverage.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/guinness-1.jpg

I for one will be partaking at my local watering hole. Anyone else on board?

Be missing it as I am doing something then.

I did raise about 10 of them over the course of last weekend mind you :D

[phit_demon]

I did raise about 10 of them over the course of last weekend mind you :D
Good work soldier!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/20030322-tank-sold_1394288i.jpg

[freetoaster]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/binary_heart.jpg

[phit_demon]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/binary_heart.jpg

Computer Love?

[dtcb]

Tomorrow is Arthur's Day (http://www.arthursday.com.my/).

Guinness fans the world over are going to raise a pint of The Black Stuff at 17:59 in honour of the man who gave us this marvelous beverage.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/guinness-1.jpg

I for one will be partaking at my local watering hole. Anyone else on board?

Oh, I'm freakin' there. I'll be in Dublin Jack's at 17:00 and hopefully 5 pints in for my "6 at 6" bell ringing!

[freetoaster]

It's 7:51 am. I'm still buzzed.

[phit_demon]

Oh, I'm freakin' there. I'll be in Dublin Jack's at 17:00 and hopefully 5 pints in for my "6 at 6" bell ringing!

I knew I could count on you. ;)

[dtcb]

6 guinness, 4 bushmills, and roughly 4 to 6 jameson's and ginger beers mixers. AUTHOR!!!!


this is actually one of the few times i've been functionally drunk and posted. most of the time I post 4 to 6 hours after an evening from some sort of drunk/hangover stem cell research position. I'm still hammered, its only 12:28 a.m. and I have someone in my bed naked. Yes Zac, Female. Thank god for small miracles.

I would just like to say; Aaron and Phitzy are wonderful cads. But, Ian (ie Cuclean) is without a doubt the most demonstrable cad I've ever had the pleasure of network conversation with. You are my the dirt to my filth that Antonia Bay refuses to scrape off his shoe. And I owe it all the Cabin Fever.....aaaand Ken. But mostly Ken. Plumey, you bring out the best worst in us. Thank you. *sigh* i will never ever disrespect a puppet ever.


Hammered!

dan

P.S.
(yes, Bop, you are still just top sexy yahoo awesome.........just above Phitzy..........and Weller; which is saying alot of course................But still below Bytor..........Damn that Texan charm; and smacka da' bass. JK is well and truly spoken for and armed. As is Zachklay. Shona...........Candy M. still confounds me. Damn you. Aaand JJ I ignore you out of sheer respect.)


I hope all of you have troubled dreams knowing I have affections for you.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/6456_263259920353_772415353_8634614.jpg
Signed,

Contractually obligated Satan's outsource.........dan

[Aaron]

I'm still hammered, its only 12:28 a.m. and I have someone in my bed naked.

Then why the fuck are you posting here?
Fag.

A.K.A. = Pics or it didn't happen

[dtcb]

Then why the fuck are you posting here?
Fag.

A.K.A. = Pics or it didn't happen

You seriously owe........there's a 'shutter' sound on my camera phone. "Just shutting it off" is really lame excuse for taking a photo of someones' bum.

And, I was at an irish pub called "Dublin Jack's" celebrating Author's 250'th when, through the course of social interaction, her inibrehiation (did I spell that?) brought her finally to my flat.

These are cailín bloomers. So I feel I've taken one for the team so to speak. I've not seen pantaloonies like these...............since the maternity section of the Sears Catalogue.
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/IMG_0005.jpg
She's way cooler than her underpants.

[puggso_32]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/IMG_0005.jpg
She's way cooler than her underpants.

Hell yeah brother!

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/road_trip/_group_photos/dj_qualls12.jpg

[Aaron]

You seriously owe.......

haha!
Fair play my friend

[Sharp-O]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/road_trip/_group_photos/dj_qualls12.jpg

I hate that lucky son of a bitch so much :mad:


I haven't slept in around 36 hours, so I'm struggling to stay awake, it's a bit like being drunk. That is all. :D

[freetoaster]

You seriously owe........there's a 'shutter' sound on my camera phone. "Just shutting it off" is really lame excuse for taking a photo of someones' bum.

And, I was at an irish pub called "Dublin Jack's" celebrating Author's 250'th when, through the course of social interaction, her inibrehiation (did I spell that?) brought her finally to my flat.

These are cailín bloomers. So I feel I've taken one for the team so to speak. I've not seen pantaloonies like these...............since the maternity section of the Sears Catalogue.
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/IMG_0005.jpg
She's way cooler than her underpants.

Underpants schmunderpants...those babies were made for taking off. ;)
http://blogs.silverlight.net/blogs/jesseliberty/windowslivewriter/celebratingoneveryhappyyearatmicrosoft_134a3/istock_%20cupcake%20one%20candle%20large_thumb.jpg

[By-tor]

Tomorrow is Arthur's Day (http://www.arthursday.com.my/).

Guinness fans the world over are going to raise a pint of The Black Stuff at 17:59 in honour of the man who gave us this marvelous beverage.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/guinness-1.jpg

I for one will be partaking at my local watering hole. Anyone else on board?I shouldn't have, but couldn't help myself. I picked up the four-pack(I know it ain't that fine-ass draft :rolleyes:) after the gym.
http://www.reddysofflicence.ie/userfiles/image/guinness_4_pack.jpg
I'll have 2. Sue me. Cheers!!!

[dtcb]

I may have inadvertantly mentioned "Cabin Fever" to Ms. Pantaloons last night. So, that picture may have to be replaced with a LOLZ cat or something.

Needless to say, this morning I feel like "You can't see me. I'm in the Spirit World." (http://www.bullitcountry.com/assets/images/Imaging_-_Movie_-_Heroes_-_29_-_Young_Guns.jpg)

last night = Awesome!
this morning = Awkward!

When you are use to getting up at 7 a.m. hell or high water; and someone else is clearly "not" a morning person. kicking them out of bed and getting them on the road may detract from the whole experience. I should not be bring people home.

That plus, I don't have coffee in the apartment (I'm a tea drinker) aaaaand she might have heard me singing "Elmo's World" (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3865042001748574873#) in the shower. Which probably helped get her out of the apartment. I have no idea why that song is the first place my mind goes when I'm hungover....

[TheHangingBrain]

I may have inadvertantly mentioned "Cabin Fever" to Ms. Pantaloons last night. So, that picture may have to be replaced with a LOLZ cat or something.

Needless to say, this morning I feel like "You can't see me. I'm in the Spirit World." (http://www.bullitcountry.com/assets/images/Imaging_-_Movie_-_Heroes_-_29_-_Young_Guns.jpg)

last night = Awesome!
this morning = Awkward!

When you are use to getting up at 7 a.m. hell or high water; and someone else is clearly "not" a morning person. kicking them out of bed and getting them on the road may detract from the whold experience. I should not be bring people home.

http://www.rawdrive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ludacris9.jpg

An why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?

Only joking of course, I'm sure she was fine upstanding young lady of style and grace. ;)

[dtcb]

Only joking of course, I'm sure she was fine upstanding young lady of style and grace. ;)

Definitely not someone you scamper to a no tell motel with. She wanted to see my flat and my other brain black jacked me and took over from there. I've not seen so many western women in one room in a looooooong time.


Oh, and I met a "Mildred" last night............never name your daughter "Mildred"

[By-tor]

Sinner!!!:D

[Scottbob75]

Here Here!!!
http://www.wayangtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/guinness-beer-glass.jpg

[dtcb]

Sinner!!!:D

Hi This is Daniel. I'm afraid I can't answer your call right now because I'm in the shame corner. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm told I can go.

[Firestone2489]

I don't find your behavior at all inappropriate or deplorable.

[freetoaster]

You need to get some goddamn coffee Dan.

[dtcb]

I don't find your behavior at all inappropriate or deplorable.

This week I have:

1. walked through 2 immigration check points drunk with a beer in my hand.
2. Spanked at least 2 people. (one requested and the other unrequested)
3. Told a woman: "You have to get rid of the High Class Hooker look."
4. drank from 6 p.m. until 2 a.m. at least twice in the weekday.
5. Honked a pair of breasts in public.
6. Was slapped by 2 women (not at once). refer to #2 and #3....but ironically not #5.

I think sleeping with a woman was the only thing I did this week that wasn't inappropriate or deplorable. :confused:

Part of the problem is this kind of behaviour is normal for Hong Kong (and/or most big cities I'm guessing). In fact I would say I'm pretty tame. What I have seen.............cannot be unseen. And I drink somedays just to drown the memory.

[dtcb]

You need to get some goddamn coffee Dan.

I know, I know. My bad.

I had some a while back for guests. ran out and never bought more. I have one of those "french press" do-hickies to use with ground coffee and usually keep a bag in the fridge.

In a way, it kinda helped not having it. I practically carried her to DeliFrance to get coffee. She was not a morning person by a long shot. But, they also have a breakfast there that has macaroni soup. Don't ask me how but, Hong Kongers love macaroni soup for breakfast. I was spoon feeding her some of it. It's great hangover recovery (with a side of bacon).

What a light weight. That's what she gets for drinking those foofy lychee martinis.

[Firestone2489]

This week I have:

1. walked through 2 immigration check points drunk with a beer in my hand.
2. Spanked at least 2 people. (one requested and the other unrequested)
3. Told a woman: "You have to get rid of the High Class Hooker look."
4. drank from 6 p.m. until 2 a.m. at least twice in the weekday.
5. Honked a pair of breasts in public.
6. Was slapped by 2 women (not at once). refer to #2 and #3....but ironically not #5.

I think sleeping with a woman was the only thing I did this week that wasn't inappropriate or deplorable. :confused:

Part of the problem is this kind of behaviour is normal for Hong Kong (and/or most big cities I'm guessing). In fact I would say I'm pretty tame. What I have seen.............cannot be unseen. And I drink somedays just to drown the memory.

I wish I lived for one day the way you live your entire life.

[dtcb]

I wish I lived for one day the way you live your entire life.

Give it a few years. I think I was actually quite shy in highschool.

And environment is a heavy factor.

Home would be a playground.
Hong Kong is Six Flags.

I couldn't be this gregarious back home where I grew up.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

...

P.S.
(yes, Bop, you are still just top sexy yahoo awesome.........just above Phitzy..........and Weller; which is saying alot of course................But still below Bytor..........Damn that Texan charm; and smacka da' bass. JK is well and truly spoken for and armed. As is Zachklay. Shona...........Candy M. still confounds me. Damn you. Aaand JJ I ignore you out of sheer respect.)


I hope all of you have troubled dreams knowing I have affections for you.



You are crazy. Thank you for making me sexier than Phitzer. I know I'll never compare to Bytor!

[dtcb]

You are crazy. Thank you for making me sexier than Phitzer. I know I'll never compare to Bytor!


Neither will I Bop, neither will I.

[phit_demon]

Oh Lordy, was I ever drunk. The stout was yummy, and the naggin of Jameson in my pocket was even yummier.

I think the whole of Dublin was quoting this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ryfKAKyMQ&feature=PlayList&p=C67B898BF061CC2F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15) all night. To Llamas! :D

[dtcb]

Oh Lordy, was I ever drunk. The stout was yummy, and the naggin of Jameson in my pocket was even yummier.

I think the whole of Dublin was quoting this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ryfKAKyMQ&feature=PlayList&p=C67B898BF061CC2F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15) all night. To Llamas! :D

Brilliant! Great fun! I agree. I haven't had a pint of guinness in a long time and for the life of me I don't know why I stopped. it's a rock solid pint. they were great.

[phit_demon]

I haven't had a pint of guinness in a long time and for the life of me I don't know why I stopped. it's a rock solid pint. they were great.

Welcome back to the fold. :cool:

[Cuclean]

6 guinness, 4 bushmills, and roughly 4 to 6 jameson's and ginger beers mixers. AUTHOR!!!!

I would just like to say; Aaron and Phitzy are wonderful cads. But, Ian (ie Cuclean) is without a doubt the most demonstrable cad I've ever had the pleasure of network conversation with. You are my the dirt to my filth that Antonia Bay refuses to scrape off his shoe. And I owe it all the Cabin Fever.....aaaand Ken. But mostly Ken. Plumey, you bring out the best worst in us. Thank you. *sigh* i will never ever disrespect a puppet ever.

1. walked through 2 immigration check points drunk with a beer in my hand.
2. Spanked at least 2 people. (one requested and the other unrequested)
3. Told a woman: "You have to get rid of the High Class Hooker look."
4. drank from 6 p.m. until 2 a.m. at least twice in the weekday.
5. Honked a pair of breasts in public.
6. Was slapped by 2 women (not at once). refer to #2 and #3....but ironically not #5.




http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5550452/2/istockphoto_5550452-soldier-salutes-the-american-flag-and-honors-a-fallen-comrade.jpg

[TheHangingBrain]

I shouldn't have, but couldn't help myself. I picked up the four-pack(I know it ain't that fine-ass draft :rolleyes:) after the gym.
http://www.reddysofflicence.ie/userfiles/image/guinness_4_pack.jpg
I'll have 2. Sue me. Cheers!!!

Since I was too broke yesterday I picked one of these up today. I shall drink them all and celebrate a day late. :D

[Erasmus Cunk]

Nerp.

[Lotism]

Jack Daniels and I... hahahah... Yea I almost drunk dialed. But I resisted.

[dtcb]

Not now...........................But SOON!!!

Walking out the office and into the bars.

Old Drinking buddy now living in the Philippines is in town.

We use to say: "Fuck that shit here comes Mongo!" whenever he walked into a bar. He is a wrecking machine.

Pray for my liver.................and my wallet.............and possibly my dignity.


Shame, shame and away!

[freetoaster]

Nerp.

Nerpishness = nothingness. I'm all nerpt up with nowhere to go. :)


Not now.............and away!

We also need a report Dr. Vodka. You are conspicuous in your absence.

[TheHangingBrain]

Getting toasty with my bro Treadway. Good times, it's actually nice not to drink alone for a change.

[Jeremy Beadle]

We use to say: "Fuck that shit here comes Mongo!" whenever he walked into a bar. He is a wrecking machine.

My favourite line in the film. ;)

[TheHangingBrain]

I'm paying for my transgressions this morning, my fucking head hurts. :(

[Cuclean]

My favourite line in the film. ;)

Personally I think the moment just after that tops it.

[TheHangingBrain]

I scored a case of Samuel Adams Brown Ale today for $10 just because its 4 days after the freshness date. I may have to go pick up another tomorrow :cool:

http://www.beverageworld.com/images/stories/NewProducts-JanFeb06/SamadamsBROWN.jpg

[Cuclean]

I scored a case of Samuel Adams Brown Ale today for $10 just because its 4 days after the freshness date. I may have to go pick up another tomorrow :cool:

http://www.beverageworld.com/images/stories/NewProducts-JanFeb06/SamadamsBROWN.jpg

Go man! Go!

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/11/27/images/bender.jpg

[phit_demon]

My favourite line in the film. ;)

As it happens, it's your rendition of the line that I think of more than the original. :D

[dtcb]

I'm back from Japan............not sure what is the way to recap. But a bit of it will be here. I've spent 10 of the last 14 days drinking and cavorting in some way, shape or form. It's part of the work liaison / team building. Or so we tell ourselves. Culturally though; it's a friggin must.

I will post some pictures............some. Some places I was not allowed to take pictures. And rightly so.

Tokyo is one giant shame corner. I'm surprised Carradine hadn't offed himself there instead (although it would have cost a helluva lot more).

[Scottbob75]

I am drinking StrongBow and Jameson Whiskey and on skype and tinychat!

[By-tor]

http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u8/lolcat-funny-picture-found-pills-ate-eat.jpg

[phit_demon]

http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u8/lolcat-funny-picture-found-pills-ate-eat.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/f_001_laughing_horse.jpg

[Erasmus Cunk]

If you're in this thread you may be drunk, but you're not as drunk as this guy. (http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html)

[Antonio_Bay]

If you're in this thread you may be drunk, but you're not as drunk as this guy. (http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html)

That's... superb.

Make zombie groans as he walks, even funnier.

Right at the end where he's reaching for the door handle - ha!!

[Erasmus Cunk]

That's... superb.

Make zombie groans as he walks, even funnier.

Right at the end where he's reaching for the door handle - ha!!

Heh! I like it when he's doing his impression of a tortoise lying on its back. I was watching it going "nearly there, nearly there, you can do it! Aaawwwwww."

[Cuclean]

If you're in this thread you may be drunk, but you're not as drunk as this guy. (http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html)

There must have been a big surge of people mentioning that video. I had two people send it to me on Facebook last night. Quite funny.

[TheHangingBrain]

If you're in this thread you may be drunk, but you're not as drunk as this guy. (http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html)

That dude totally "Randal-ed" into the store, lol. Here comes Randal, he's a berserker! :D

[freetoaster]

I'm on my last beer, but I do have left-over home-made pizza.

[Cuclean]

Its that time of year again.

'The Seafarer' is showing soon in work and the show needs its prop cans of 'Harp'. The prop can being a can of Harp beer that has been filled with the centre of a toilet roll with a tiny can of Ginger Ale on top sealed with some silver tape for that authentic can opening look.

So once again Ian takes one for the team and brings a crate of Harp home to drink and return the empties to work. How I ever cope with this I'll never know. :rolleyes:


There are FIVE crates still there to be claimed. :D It's going to be fun.

[By-tor]

Its that time of year again.

'The Seafarer' is showing soon in work and the show needs its prop cans of 'Harp'. The prop can being a can of Harp beer that has been filled with the centre of a toilet roll with a tiny can of Ginger Ale on top sealed with some silver tape for that authentic can opening look.

So once again Ian takes one for the team and brings a crate of Harp home to drink and return the empties to work. How I ever cope with this I'll never know. :rolleyes:


There are FIVE crates still there to be claimed. :D It's going to be fun.

*shakes head in disgust* Sad I can't be there to help you out in this time of trouble.

[Cuclean]

*shakes head in disgust* Sad I can't be there to help you out in this time of trouble.

Care to take one for the team? :D

http://www.oneillspublichouse.com/images/harp.jpg

[By-tor]

Care to take one for the team? :D

http://www.oneillspublichouse.com/images/harp.jpg
Brother, if you don't know by now, It's what I do. ;)


But, fair warning, I LOVE my team. :)

[Cuclean]

Brother, if you don't know by now, It's what I do. ;)


But, fair warning, I LOVE my team. :)

To reiterate, there are five crates of team to go through. :D

[By-tor]

To reiterate, there are five crates of team to go through. :D
Obviously, I'm on the wrong side of the fuckin' planet. :(

[Cuclean]

Obviously, I'm on the wrong side of the fuckin' planet. :(

You and me both brother. I'm drinkin' more than one for you. :)

[By-tor]

You and me both brother. I'm drinkin' more than one for you. :)
For the love of Odin. Your poor, poor liver.

[Cuclean]

For the love of Odin. Your poor, poor liver.

Hey, that poor poor liver is better off than when I was living in the apartment. I'm on the booze a lot less. This is just an opportunity that cannot be passed up.

That and the gym. Go gym!

[By-tor]

Hey, that poor poor liver is better off than when I was living in the apartment. I'm on the booze a lot less. This is just an opportunity that cannot be passed up.

That and the gym. Go gym!

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a957/a957_bm.gif
...but, yeah. The gym is a good thing. :p

[dtcb]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a957/a957_bm.gif
...but, yeah. The gym is a good thing. :p
A hookers ass is not a tabletop!........its a pillow.

Sadly, I started working out again. After the Guiness Anniversary and my trip to Japan, I'm back to drinking beer again and I need to keep the calories at bay.

A crate of harp sounds friggin magical right now (its noon time on friday). I'd love to throw it in a cooler; drag it to a beach and watch the bikinis.

[Cuclean]

A hookers ass is not a tabletop!........its a pillow.

Sadly, I started working out again. After the Guiness Anniversary and my trip to Japan, I'm back to drinking beer again and I need to keep the calories at bay.

A crate of harp sounds friggin magical right now (its noon time on friday). I'd love to throw it in a cooler; drag it to a beach and watch the bikinis.

The crate is mostly in the fridge. What I love is that when it's finished, I just have to bring it to work for a refill. :D

[By-tor]

The crate is mostly in the fridge. What I love is that when it's finished, I just have to bring it to work for a refill. :DCould have saved me a butt-load of money when I was over there 2 years ago. :rolleyes:;)

[Cuclean]

Could have saved me a butt-load of money when I was over there 2 years ago. :rolleyes:;)

Timing is a great thing. :D

If I ever venture to yours, I'll bring my fair share. ;)

[By-tor]

Timing is a great thing. :D

If I ever venture to yours, I'll bring my fair share. ;)What? A can of Druids? :D

[Cuclean]

What? A can of Druids? :D

Or whatever your country's equivalent of urine is. :D

[By-tor]

Or whatever your country's equivalent of urine is. :D

http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/happiness/laugh.jpg

[Rob101]

I found something else that makes me forget everything from the night before, Ambien.

[Erasmus Cunk]

I am about to embark on an evening's drunkenness, all on my lonesome, as my flatmate has apparently fucked off for some sladge. If anyone would like to skype chat and perhaps join me in a drink, that would be lovely. :)

[freetoaster]

I am about to embark on an evening's drunkenness, all on my lonesome, as my flatmate has apparently fucked off for some sladge. If anyone would like to skype chat and perhaps join me in a drink, that would be lovely. :)

I just got home from work and will be skipping my sister's wedding rehearsal and dinner this evening. I don't have skype or room for skype on my pc currently but I will be happy to sit and drink with you. :)

[Erasmus Cunk]

Sounds good to me! :D

So you didn't fancy the rehearsal, then?

[freetoaster]

Seems my daughter and wife were a little more pumped up about the whole thing.

Honestly, I had three shots of Tequilla and 2 giant beers before making it home and I'm getting pretty comfortable. My daughter was kind of testy, being tired and me being lugubriated and all, so we said, "eat it". I can save it for the real deal tomorrow. She and her Mom are ecstatic. I'm getting stoned and just glad to be here helping out the team.

What's on your agenda for the weekend my friend?

[Erasmus Cunk]

Wise, sir, wise. I always find with big family occassions like this, it's better to relax and let the women fuss and cluck and finalize the details. If you try to help out too much, you'll only get in the way, anyway. ;) And as you say, tomorrow's when it counts.

As for myself, I don't really have any plans. I'll probably have a couple of friends over for beer and xbox tomorrow, then band practice on Sunday. I certainly don't have as much on as you...

[freetoaster]

I'm pretty good with being at home right now, but I do need an xbox for Christmas.

Cold beers in the freezer and no one here to tell me to turn it down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABsgXUyClE).

These moments are rare indeed.

[Erasmus Cunk]

I'm pretty good with being at home right now, but I do need an xbox for Christmas.

Cold beers in the freezer and no one here to tell me to turn it down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABsgXUyClE).

These moments are rare indeed.

Ooh, that's a point. Why am I not listening to loud music? I am now.

[freetoaster]

wee doggies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a82cNcjw3iw&feature=related)

[puggso_32]

Today I am taking part in this (description lifted from another site)

For those who have never heard of it (or been to Glasgow), the premise is simple: Glasgow has a 15 stop, circular underground. The idea is to get off at every stop, go to the nearest pub and have a drink. A great way of getting the full flavour of Glasgow (seeing pubs all over the place), but with some problems.

First, you should aim to clear Govan, Ibrox and Kinning Park as quickly as possible. Not the best of areas, especially for non-regulars or tourists. Secondly, you miss the East End, Merchant City, and some other nice areas of the city. Not that the Subcrawl will give you a chance for sightseeing, since you’ll be rushing around the underground.

The whole thing takes up to 10 hours (for large groups, with a food stop) so will wipe out an entire day from pub opening, but well worth the effort.



Gonna be awesome!

[Aaron]

I'm painfully hungover for the first time in months.
Met up with some good friends last night and went to a Mark Morriss gig
I brought the mini bottles of Jager I was given at Dragon*Con and consumed them all.

I have a habit of singing the back up parts in a song when I'm listening to them. I picked it up as a kid when I was fascinated by all the harmonies in Beatles songs.
So, last night while listening to him play I did the same.
Apparently where I was sitting managed to amplify and carry my voice around the whole fucking venue. Not that I could hear though. I was 3 or 4 sheets to the wind.

Long story short, I got called a "gobby shite" by Mark at the end of the gig.

:(

The shame is adding to my hangover

[TheHangingBrain]

I'm painfully hungover for the first time in months.
Met up with some good friends last night and went to a Mark Morriss gig
I brought the mini bottles of Jager I was given at Dragon*Con and consumed them all.

I have a habit of singing the back up parts in a song when I'm listening to them. I picked it up as a kid when I was fascinated by all the harmonies in Beatles songs.
So, last night while listening to him play I did the same.
Apparently where I was sitting managed to amplify and carry my voice around the whole fucking venue. Not that I could hear though. I was 3 or 4 sheets to the wind.

Long story short, I got called a "gobby shite" by Mark at the end of the gig.

:(

The shame is adding to my hangover

Classic! :D



(not that I'd ever break into song or try to sing along with a band no matter whether sober or drunk...) :o

[phit_demon]

I am in a crunched-up bone heap this day. Last night is a complete blur. I fell over at least ten times.

A friend was throwing a small party last night so I, or course, went along. I brought some wine and beer to the gathering, and ended up splitting a bottle of gin with this man:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/10324_156764459188_507739188_247437.jpg

(picture taken post consumption)

That's Aiden, he was in one of the podcasts a while back. I got most of my info about the night from him this morning.

Here's me with the Sonia the hostess, and Trev:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/10324_156764464188_507739188_247437.jpg

I seem fairly together there, but it all went to hell afterwards. I lost my glasses on one of my trips to the ground and at first didn't even notice. I miraculously found them intact.

Shona was there too, but got really drunk and stoned early on and crashed. Apparently she woke up this morning with a plastic bag full of vomit beside her bed. Yummy!

Here's proof she was there, for the beginning anyway: (seemingly taken by a giraffe)

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/10324_156764269188_507739188_247434.jpg

Myself and Bruce ended up splitting at around 5, due to exhaustion. I don't remember the cab ride too well. Here he is looking debonaire:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/10324_156764414188_507739188_247436.jpg

Oh, and the toilet somehow became dislodged, flooding the bathroom. Sonia spent the end of the night drunkenly mopping. Glad I missed that one.

I was drunker than I have been in 5 years or more, and on less alcohol than I would have normally consumed. Roofies anyone?

[Aaron]

Myself and Bruce ended up splitting at around 5, due to exhaustion. I don't remember the cab ride too well. Here he is looking debonaire:

I miss Bruce.

[By-tor]

I am in a crunched-up bone heap this day. Last night is a complete blur. I fell over at least ten times.


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/10324_156764269188_507739188_247434.jpg

Damn!!! Sonia and Sho, right there.


And, I'm spent.


And, very jealous. :(

[By-tor]

http://samtoman.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/drunk-russian-crop.jpg
No pain. No gain.

[freetoaster]

...Oh, and the toilet somehow became dislodged, flooding the bathroom. Sonia spent the end of the night drunkenly mopping. Glad I missed that one.

I was drunker than I have been in 5 years or more, and on less alcohol than I would have normally consumed. Roofies anyone?

You know it's a real party when the toilet gets torn from the floor. :)

[phit_demon]

Oi, another all-nighter! Drinking 'til 9am and listening to some awesome tunes. Best hangover cure ever, except for the fact that I am once again hung over.

[TheHangingBrain]

Oi, another all-nighter! Drinking 'til 9am and listening to some awesome tunes. Best hangover cure ever, except for the fact that I am once again hung over.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Orson_Wellesold.gif

ORSON WELLES APPROVES

[Firestone2489]

I spent Friday night getting drunk with my brother. Our friend has a kegerator, so we spent most of the night drinking beer then we watched some you tube videos and finished out the night with Metalocalypse.

[By-tor]

I spent Friday night getting drunk with my brother. Our friend has a kegerator, so we spent most of the night drinking beer then we watched some you tube videos and finished out the night with Metalocalypse.
I'm Blake Northern, and I approve this action.
http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/T/TO/TOK/TOKIANDSKWISGAAR/1249798807_2462_full.jpeg
I need 100 beers. Exactly 100 beers.

[Firestone2489]

Its too bad that they don't serve people that awaken trolls.

[By-tor]

Its too bad that they don't serve people that awaken trolls.
I've still not gone and picked up the new CD. I should be whipped. :o

[Firestone2489]

Same here Ive been so busy with work and camping I haven't been able to go get it. I haven't had a real day off since Thursday Oct. 8th. I worked 8 days straight and then got drunk and went camping/off-roading.

[dtcb]

I am in a crunched-up bone heap this day. Last night is a complete blur. I fell over at least ten times.
...................................
I was drunker than I have been in 5 years or more, and on less alcohol than I would have normally consumed. Roofies anyone?

Awesome! Awesome! and again Awesome!

[dtcb]

Shame corner; there are days when even you do not want me.


Last night I went out with my buddy, his sister, sister's friend, his girlfriend and her daughter. Plus our buddy John.

First pic. Sister's friend and girlfriend's daughter (left and right respectively). these ladies were the only ones I considered "elligible". I hit it off really well with the daughter. Really well. And she was absolutely witty and attractive.Dammit! (more on that later)
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/Photo315.jpg

Second pic. Our buddy Tony and my friend's sister. Tony is one of those guys who has tons of jokes. Very funny man.
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/Photo320.jpg

Third pic. Buddy and his girlfriend.
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/Photo318.jpg

Here's where it goes Shametastic. Guess which one smooches me...........twice.







that's right. The girlfriend. *sigh* why me?


That harpy did it just to cockblock me with her daughter. after she did it, I think the daughter stopped laughing an cavorting with me.........I think. I'm not too sure; I was pretty hammered. But, dammit we were really hitting it off and I'm sure it was wrecked.

haven't seen or heard from my buddy yet. but I left him a message.

and his girlfriend is a psychologist for christ's sake! I thinks she's better at screwing with heads than fixing them. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I'm so pissed she smooched me. It was PearlHarbour style as well. I walked to the bathroom and as I came out blame! Right in the kisser. Then again as we were all huggin to say goodbye.

Now I have no idea if my buddy is raging or has no idea. The man cannot pick girls. this is the 3rd girl in the last few months that has failed in the "friend" department of "girlfriend."

great night turned to insta-shit.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

That whore...:rolleyes:











Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.

[Cuclean]

that's right. The girlfriend. *sigh* why me?



Just to clarify.... The girl in the third pic jumped your bones?



Let me just make some extra room for you and your added shame in the corner. I'll move the tabernacle out of the way.

[dtcb]

Just to clarify.... The girl in the third pic jumped your bones?

Let me just make some extra room for you and your added shame in the corner. I'll move the tabernacle out of the way.

correct. the one getting kissed my budder/her boyfriend. and yes; she's old enough to be everyone's mother. her daughter is in her 20's.

Dammit! Her daughter and I were laughing our asses off with Team America quotes. She was funny/cool/smokin' hot.

Friggin' psycho mom comes swooping in and wrecks it. Couldn't stand to see her daughter having a good time with a man. That woman has serious issues.

[Aaron]

Now I have no idea if my buddy is raging or has no idea. The man cannot pick girls. this is the 3rd girl in the last few months that has failed in the "friend" department of "girlfriend."

Looks like his "friends" aren't doing him a solid either.

[dtcb]

Looks like his "friends" aren't doing him a solid either.

Yes, I feel bad about it. Really fucking bad. 2 days later and I'm still fucking depressed about it. Again, had I not been wrecking ball hammered drunk; she would have been shoved away. She waiting until I was wrecking ball hammered; then kissed me. She knows I don't like her. This is the third time I met her and in each instance I was deliberately annoying to her. She's a smarmy, looking down her nose at everyone else, kind of person. It was a calculated move on her part.

But, I should have known this kind of thing was going to happen eventually. This is the second girlfriend he's had so far that has either hit on me or came at me. The first time it happened I was sober enough to tell the woman to "back the hell off." I keep telling him to stop dating these type of women. I'm positive he dates these women just to feel less guilty when it all goes south. Actually, after this event, I've had enough. I talked to him last night. He yelled, threatened, swore and I apologized but, I realized he's a liability. I've had to get him out of fights more than a few times, I've had dodge his drink throwing ex-girlfriends and ex-wives (he's twice divorced). I've got plenty of "stable" friends; and I just don't think I can take anymore of the kind of trouble that he drags around. I should have known something like this was going to eventually happen.

[Cuclean]

Yes, I feel bad about it. Really fucking bad. 2 days later and I'm still fucking depressed about it. Again, had I not been wrecking ball hammered drunk; she would have been shoved away. She waiting until I was wrecking ball hammered; then kissed me. She knows I don't like her. This is the third time I met her and in each instance I was deliberately annoying to her. She's a smarmy, looking down her nose at everyone else, kind of person. It was a calculated move on her part.

But, I should have known this kind of thing was going to happen eventually. This is the second girlfriend he's had so far that has either hit on me or came at me. The first time it happened I was sober enough to tell the woman to "back the hell off." I keep telling him to stop dating these type of women. I'm positive he dates these women just to feel less guilty when it all goes south. Actually, after this event, I've had enough. I talked to him last night. He yelled, threatened, swore and I apologized but, I realized he's a liability. I've had to get him out of fights more than a few times, I've had dodge his drink throwing ex-girlfriends and ex-wives (he's twice divorced). I've got plenty of "stable" friends; and I just don't think I can take anymore of the kind of trouble that he drags around. I should have known something like this was going to eventually happen.


That sucks a lot dude. You can only beat yourself up for so long and you can only do so much for someone.

[By-tor]

C'mon D. Don't kick yourself around on this. You didn't throw yourself at the woman. It sounds pretty crystal clear. The mom is...hell, I ain't got a word...maybe...succubus. They got a buttload more problems in store for them in the future, even if you were lucky enough to get in the daughter's pants. ;)

[By-tor]

That sucks a lot dude. You can only beat yourself up for so long.

Hold on. You ain't beat yourself for nearly as long as ....yeah...I have no idea where I was going here... Wait...yeah,....no.

[dtcb]

It's going to be a while before I'm over this one. I think my buddy has zero luck with women and I would have preferred this harpy had picked another target than me. Especially with his sister and her own daughter there.

[By-tor]

For once, I maybe speechless. Get over it, brotherman.:)

[dtcb]

For once, I maybe speechless. Get over it, brotherman.:)

thank by-tor. will try.

[Cuclean]

Hold on. You ain't beat yourself for nearly as long as ....yeah...I have no idea where I was going here... Wait...yeah,....no.

http://www.readthesmiths.com/articles/Images/Humor/Fail/1FAIL.jpg

[phit_demon]

Yes, I feel bad about it. Really fucking bad. 2 days later and I'm still fucking depressed about it. Again, had I not been wrecking ball hammered drunk; she would have been shoved away. She waiting until I was wrecking ball hammered; then kissed me. She knows I don't like her. This is the third time I met her and in each instance I was deliberately annoying to her. She's a smarmy, looking down her nose at everyone else, kind of person. It was a calculated move on her part.

But, I should have known this kind of thing was going to happen eventually. This is the second girlfriend he's had so far that has either hit on me or came at me. The first time it happened I was sober enough to tell the woman to "back the hell off." I keep telling him to stop dating these type of women. I'm positive he dates these women just to feel less guilty when it all goes south. Actually, after this event, I've had enough. I talked to him last night. He yelled, threatened, swore and I apologized but, I realized he's a liability. I've had to get him out of fights more than a few times, I've had dodge his drink throwing ex-girlfriends and ex-wives (he's twice divorced). I've got plenty of "stable" friends; and I just don't think I can take anymore of the kind of trouble that he drags around. I should have known something like this was going to eventually happen.
Listen to The Dude...


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/25.jpg

[puggso_32]

Pic from last weeks subcrawl:

http://i4.bebo.com/049a/11/large/2009/10/19/09/4086166899a11745152918l.jpg

That was us 8 stops in out of 15 different stops (plus the 1st one again at the end making it 16 in total).

My eyes are already starting to wander in it and it is still day light.

[TomHarrington]

Pic from last weeks subcrawl:

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2479/subcrawl.jpg

That was us 8 stops in out of 15 different stops (plus the 1st one again at the end making it 16 in total).

My eyes are already starting to wander in it and it is still day light.

That is total badassedness!

[freetoaster]

4 shots tequila, 10-15 mg hydrocodone, 4 or 5 beers and a couple of puffs of shwag...

Who wants to get some burgers?

http://benkessler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pk-windsor-burger.jpg
:)

[By-tor]

4 shots tequila, 10-15 mg hydrocodone, 4 or 5 beers and a couple of puffs of shwag...

Who wants to get some burgers?

http://benkessler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pk-windsor-burger.jpg
:)Damn, son, you gonna OD. ;)

[freetoaster]

That'll be the day.

http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/58/58_images/58searchersmartha.jpg

[J_Kat]

Pic from last weeks subcrawl:

http://i4.bebo.com/049a/11/large/2009/10/19/09/4086166899a11745152918l.jpg

That was us 8 stops in out of 15 different stops (plus the 1st one again at the end making it 16 in total).

My eyes are already starting to wander in it and it is still day light.


Can't beat a subcrawl :D Can't say I recognise that pub you're outside of though, which makes it about 50/50 whether its just one by a stop I've never been to or just one of the later ones.









[everyone is welcome to skip and dismiss the following as the rambling story of a drunkard]



I'm here cos I'm drunk but sadly all on my fecking tod tonight, just couldn't get hold of anyone I know in the city this evening so got casual hammered with my flatmates who've kicked it early to bed.
Had a more interesting last Friday though, when I got it in my head to leave the club early (1a.m) to go to a friends flat. Strolling along Sauchie towards the taxi rank and what looks like a private hire calls out to me, "you wanna ride?"







...now... I'm not used to a city with unlicensed taxi's and I'm not saying this was one! But in sober retrospect, getting into a largely unmarked strangers car just cos he invited you aint such a good idea :rolleyes: I've been outa Glasgow for the summer, and apparently there's a lot more of that private hire/complete randoms shilling for lifts in the centre now. But I thought nothing of it at all and hopped in.


I'm pretty sure he had one of those metre/fare doohickys on his dash so I wasn't unduly alarmed. Dunno if this makes sense to Americans where taxi's are just freakin taxi's but we have Hackney cabs (the famous black things from London) and normal cars that also run as cabs. Normal cars are only meant to pick you up if you ring an order one specifically.
Anyways he seemed like your average cabbie, chatting this and that, talking the toot and shooting the breeze ya know, then he asked if I was single. Not in any suggestive way you understand (or so I reckoned) but just in a 'asking about my life' kinda way. I replied, "aye buts its complicated" to which his response was (and you have to kinda imagine a south asian accent in the fairest non-stereotypical way you can)





"But you are a good boy. You have nice face. I know that you are a good boy."





To which he reached over (I was sat in the front seat) and grabbed my face to turn it towards him. Now I was a little taken aback by him crossing the personal space barrier of cabbie and client but I didn't really think anything of it, it'd happened before with a couple other cabbies in the sober light of day but they had been without.... undertones

In my drunken way I wasn't noticing or worrying about a thing at the time, I didn't even bat an eyelid when he somehow worked into the conversation something about cock sizes.... It only really went south when....








he placed his hand on my thigh...

"you got to have the big cock to get the girls. All the girls like the big cock"


That cut through the drunken fog like a hot thing through a very melty thing I can tell you. Said hand was promptly removed and I started putting up body language which I hadn't realised was even necessary until that point.

All in all he was very nice and apologetic about it and I escaped a bumming, but the (rather obvious) moral of this story is don't get in to random cars with strangers, it just aint worth it! (£2 fare instead of £6 mind, I'd almost take a shot in the mouth for that :cool:)


Whoever reads this far, thanks for indulging in my drunken tale of mild sexual harassment

[TheHangingBrain]

Can't beat a subcrawl :D Can't say I recognise that pub you're outside of though, which makes it about 50/50 whether its just one by a stop I've never been to or just one of the later ones.

[everyone is welcome to skip and dismiss the following as the rambling story of a drunkard]...

Whoever reads this far, thanks for indulging in my drunken tale of mild sexual harassment

No, thank you! Fucking hilarious. :D

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/outkhazted/vlcsnap-2009-07-16-11h19m52s235.png

I keed, I keed. Hey man, at least you're getting more play than me, even if it's "the play that doeth not speak its name". :o

[freetoaster]

Honestly, I thought you female. :)

[J_Kat]

Honestly, I thought you female. :)

Afraid not, although somehow does make the story less creepy and more amusing.

I did not in fact think it was even inappropriate until I'd gotten to my friends and drunkenly mulled it over. I'm surreally quite used to people (especially arabic and asian people for some reason, Egyptians found me fascinating) saying I look "like good boy". Its something to do with being a skinny motherfucker and looking perennially 16 or so.

The hand edging up to the cock was an unmistakable sign mind you that things had gone somewhere I wasn't comfortable :p

I've been in quite a few close shaves of a l'homme nature, which thankfully have only ever needed words of discouragement rather than actions. (I was black out drunk on a street corner once waiting for a friend's ride when a guy invited me to the park with him.... Even if I had been martially trained in any kinda way it still would have been hopeless had he forced the issue.... I just couldn't stop giggling at him :o)

[puggso_32]

Can't beat a subcrawl :D Can't say I recognise that pub you're outside of though, which makes it about 50/50 whether its just one by a stop I've never been to or just one of the later ones.


The Brechin at Govan sir.

[Alexsad]

Afraid not, although somehow does make the story less creepy and more amusing.

Copy that.

[freetoaster]

http://santiagodreaming.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/eyeball-769686.jpg

[TomHarrington]

I'm snarling fluthered!
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/762/raisedhand.jpg

[freetoaster]

I'm snarling fluthered!
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/762/raisedhand.jpg


Happy Halloween Home Slice.

[phit_demon]

I'm snarling fluthered!
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/762/raisedhand.jpg

Huzzah!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/Drunk_at_the_Sea.jpg

[TomHarrington]

Happy Halloween Home Slice.

Huzzah!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/Drunk_at_the_Sea.jpg

Aye, Laddies! Into the hard stuff now. Let's stave off dread till the morrow!

[Cuclean]

Aye, Laddies! Into the hard stuff now. Let's stave off dread till the morrow!

Here's to sleeping with bow legged women. :)

[TomHarrington]

Here's to sleeping with bow legged women. :)

I can't figgur how to join RHD's little chat soiree. I might go swimmin' in the tub with muh cats if trends don't change rapid like.

[Cuclean]

I can't figgur how to join RHD's little chat soiree. I might go swimmin' in the tub with muh cats if trends don't change rapid like.

As far as I know you just join as a member, there's no confirmation or any bull like that and you just search for his cast. That's what I did.

[TomHarrington]

As far as I know you just join as a member, there's no confirmation or any bull like that and you just search for his cast. That's what I did.

I'm vexed...terribly vexed.

[freetoaster]

Don't be vexed Tom. You were born to be King.

[phit_demon]

I'm vexed...terribly vexed.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/Picture1-30.png

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Here's to sleeping with bow legged women. :)
Don't you mean they're bowlegged after you're through with them? OH!

[Cuclean]

Don't you mean they're bowlegged after you're through with them? OH!

Six of one. :rolleyes:

[Cuclean]

I'm vexed...terribly vexed.

I will see you again... but not yet... not yet...

[By-tor]

Turned alright, no turned out GREAT. Wait...what were talkin bout...

[Cuclean]

Turned alright, no turned out GREAT. Wait...what were talkin bout...

It's got something to do with clouds...

[BOP TILL U DROP]

It's got something to do with clouds...
Are the clouds shaped like Caramel Creams in Ireland?

[Cuclean]

Are the clouds shaped like Caramel Creams in Ireland?

Yes. And at times kittens and buttons.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

Yes. And at times kittens and buttons.
YAAAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaYYYyy!

[TomHarrington]

I've seen naked feet. I've no more to report.

[neon vomit]

I've seen naked feet. I've no more to report.
That was a dream and you know it.

[TomHarrington]

I no longer know anything. Who the blazes be you?!

[neon vomit]

I no longer know anything. Who the blazes be you?!

If I told you I'd have to kill you.
http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo346/bodomsknight/Spirit_Wolf.jpg?t=1256972594
Happy 2000 posts. :D

[Jeremy Beadle]

I will see you again... but not yet... not yet...

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/31/19/11311983_gal.jpg

Ignore the frown, he approves of the this reference.


I was also going to post his Calvin Klein pic with "you know how I know you're gay?"

Cos y'know, there's always a bigger joke.

[phit_demon]

...there's always a bigger joke.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/04.jpg

[dtcb]

If I told you I'd have to kill you.
http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo346/bodomsknight/Spirit_Wolf.jpg?t=1256972594
Happy 2000 posts. :D

And by kill you mean felate.

Oh my gay furry stars!

[freetoaster]

I am fouuuked up. :)

[By-tor]

I am fouuuked up. :)I should be. Something today got me the wrong way, but I got other thing's to do.....


That's what she said.

[freetoaster]

Maw-gawd I was loaded last night...

[By-tor]

Dude...My gay pot dealer schwag hook up of the last 4 years got popped. Fuck the rainbow. Where's my sunshine? Cops that bust my homies are straight up fags.

FUCK THE POLICE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxAnjNVBt8&NR=1)I might could hel.....nevermind. See you in a week, or so.

[freetoaster]

:cool:Now I'm really lit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JSBhI_0at0&NR=1&feature=fvwp)

[By-tor]

See you in few days, dude. I gotta get some rest. Heart is 'bout to explode. But, as I tell you this I'm listening to "Great White Buffalo". Uncle Ted at his best!! :cool:

[freetoaster]

I'll crank that up in a few hours. I'm up. I'm partly sober.

[phit_demon]

I drank a bottle of Jameson alone last night. My drinking buddies crashed early on me.


Needless to say, I was tanked.

[TomHarrington]

Needless to say...
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9265/frustratedf.jpg
Then why'd you say it?!?! Ooooh!!! Eeeeee!!!!! Aaaaahhh!!?

[phit_demon]

Then why'd you say it?!?!

Because you touch yourself at night.

[TomHarrington]

Because you touch yourself at night.
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/434/faircop.jpg

[Spacemeat]

http://soli.inav.net/~myorek/faircop.jpg

She weighs as much as a duck, therefore, witch. It's science.

[dtcb]

I'm swearing off vodka. I'm getting tired of asking people if I had a good time lastnight.

[Firestone2489]

Well if you are swearing off vodka what are you switching to?

[dtcb]

beer.

calorie wise it's a bitch but, it is also harded to get hammered. (I'm usually full after about 6 beers or so)

Only problem is beer tends to give me a hangover.

[By-tor]

beer.

calorie wise it's a bitch but, it is also harded to get hammered. (I'm usually full after about 6 beers or so)

Only problem is beer tends to give me a hangover.Take it from me, brother. This is a VERY smart move.

[Firestone2489]

Yeah after my first and only hang over I have been playing it safe. Beer only and I can usually stop at a good cut off point.

[dtcb]

Well, we'll see how it goes.

Even on beer, things like this happen.

(me on the left being utilized as a xylaphone)
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/16270_174293278749_670583749_282850.jpg

(And then they decided fire would be a good idea)
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/okt0903.jpg

(don't ask)
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/Photo368.jpg

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/Photo344.jpg

[freetoaster]

What kind of drugs are available over there that make you want to put pots and pans over your junk?

That's messed up bro.

[dtcb]

There's this.
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/Photo322.jpg
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/dtcb1/Photo323.jpg
(note: they had lunch specials!)

[Spacemeat]

I'm swearing off vodka. I'm getting tired of asking people if I had a good time lastnight.
Well if you are swearing off vodka what are you switching to?

Buckfast!

...or Hennessey. Hennessey is also good. :)

[freetoaster]

I had never heard of Buckfast until Brian mentioned it regarding the Halloweeen party. It's sound like whole scene, but I think it might be one of those things I would jave enjoy in moderation and or in combination with beer and grass as well.

[dtcb]

Buckfast!

...or Hennessey. Hennessey is also good. :)

Ahh the temptation.

Yes, i have contemplated other hard liquours and admit; it is sacrilege to huff down a good cognac/brandy or whiskey, which might keep me from going overboard.

The problem is with that word "might." I love the good stuff. I'd have to be a "drink at home" kind of guy to enjoy it. And I'm not that guy. I'm a social whore.

[Erasmus Cunk]

I'm not drunk, though strangely, I do really fancy a munchy box (http://blog.23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html) right now. Pity I live 500 miles from Glasgow...

[JK]

I'm not drunk, though strangely, I do really fancy a munchy box (http://blog.23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html) right now. Pity I live 500 miles from Glasgow...

I would destroy something like that right now. :cool:


Fucking diet. :(

[joep144]

I was cleaning out the cabinets in my house today and found a bottle of Johnny Walker Gold Label that I forgot that I had.....it's gone now as is my last cigar. Nite nite time for Joe. :p

[dtcb]

My presence has been requested at a drinking session this evening.

Ooooh boy. Wish me luck. Bringing only a six pack.

[Erasmus Cunk]

I would destroy something like that right now. :cool:


Fucking diet. :(

Oh man. Diets suck. Which is why I don't do them. Which in turn is why I'm a good 3 stone* overweight. :o

Incidentally, the double-entendre value of the phrase 'munchy box' has only just now occurred to me. *sigh* I'll never be a By-tor...

*42lb, fact fans!

P.S. Welcome back, Joe!

[phit_demon]

I'm not drunk, though strangely, I do really fancy a munchy box (http://blog.23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html) right now. Pity I live 500 miles from Glasgow...

...maybe with some Glasgow Salad (chips) poking out from underneath...

Ha! "Glasgow Salad", I love it. :D

[puggso_32]

Ha! "Glasgow Salad", I love it. :D


It's pretty-fucking-good too!

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/munchy-box.jpg

[By-tor]

*sigh* I'll never be a By-tor...
You wouldn't wish it on your worst enemy.

[freetoaster]

My presence has been requested at a drinking session this evening.

Ooooh boy. Wish me luck. Bringing only a six pack.

You are serious about the new Vodka rule? I will have shots for you in a couple of hours. ;)


It's pretty-fucking-good too!

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/munchy-box.jpg

What is that pile of meat in the lid? I have skipped lunch today and could eat someone's face right about now.

[puggso_32]

Your serious about the new Vodka rule? I will have shots for you in a couple of hours. ;)




What is that pile of meat in the lid? I have skipped lunch today and could eat someone's face right about now.


Kebab meat.

[freetoaster]

Kebab meat.

That's smoked llama scrodem right? mmmm... llama scrodem.

[puggso_32]

That's smoked llama scrodem right? mmmm... llama scrodem.


I don't know. It arrives in the box, looks ok, you're drunk, it tastes pretty good, can dip in a sauce, tastes better....nom!

Myself, my dad and my uncle between us cleared one of them once! That was something I was almost proud of!

[freetoaster]

Dude...I going llama huntin' and gnaw me a srot off a whooley llama. Anyone doesnt' agreee can kiss my ass. :)

[BOP TILL U DROP]

It's pretty-fucking-good too!

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/munchy-box.jpg
Oh my gosh, that looks so nasty. I almost threw up.

[freetoaster]

ftw :) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2RqB-uCM-A&feature=related)

[JK]

ftw :) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRKlFm7JvFc)

Sweet. :cool:

They were just in the studio from what I understand...





And I'm buzzed & hungry.

[freetoaster]

It's like left over late-night smoked brisket with fresh curlie fries and sauce and jalapenos and cold beers and more curly fries and more beers. :cool:

[TheHangingBrain]

It's pretty-fucking-good too!

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/munchy-box.jpg

I have been staring at this for two straight days, and all I can think is that I must have it.

The Glasgow Salad bit cracked me up as well. :D

[Rob101]

http://image03.webshots.com/3/7/88/30/13178830ROPKhkFxew_ph.jpg

[McMarcoP]

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/munchy-box.jpg

The Curry King in Largs thanks you all for having persuaded me to get one.

[freetoaster]

Who wants to leave work early and go get drunk on $2.00 shots of chilled tequilla?

http://www.bplparket.nl/_afbl/vraag_antwoord.jpg

I'm taking Jason with me whether he wants to go or not. ;)

[Jason Shiffy]

Who wants to leave work early and go get drunk on $2.00 shots of chilled tequilla?

http://www.bplparket.nl/_afbl/vraag_antwoord.jpg

I'm taking Jason with me whether he wants to go or not. ;)

http://drunkenachura.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dude-wait-what.jpg

[By-tor]

'Dactyls Christmas video shoot at my house tonite. I'm already lit. Probably won't be making a cameo. ;)

[freetoaster]

Dude are you guys still heading this way? :)

[Sharp-O]

It's pretty-fucking-good too!

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/munchy-box.jpg

I'll take one of those! :D

I don't know. It arrives in the box, looks ok, you're drunk,

I'm sober, it's 4am and I want one. :D


Myself, my dad and my uncle between us cleared one of them once! That was something I was almost proud of!

I'll take that action. I'll clear it solo :cool:

[VogonPoet]

I have been mixing these:
http://www.1-877-spirits.com/store/images/large/Smirnoff-Lime-lg.jpg
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/100948714/Corona_Beer_33cl.jpg
Not really my style but I'm screwing this high school girl and her friends brought it and left nearly all of it.

[dtcb]

company finally started doing corporate x-mas parties again. I paid about $10USD for as much beer as I could drink in 4 hours.

Beer gives me some eyeball screaming hangovers.

[Firestone2489]

I've never had a hang over from beer alone.

[VogonPoet]

well you(we)'re still young. I never used to get'em. But after hitting bottles friggin hard from before high school to my first year out I feel even a little bit. It doesn't help that I became a vegetarian. Fat slows down alcohol like a period slows down a man.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

It doesn't help that I became a vegetarian. Fat slows down alcohol like a period slows down a man.

O.K. let's not even get in to the rather crass nature of the latter part of this statement. However, are we to infer from the first half that you are stating that Vegetarians are naturally skinny, therefore weakened to the downward effects of alcohol?
C'mon man! That is the biggest load of horseshit I have ever heard. Vegetarians are not some magical race of beings who's moral superiority and elflike design grant them tiny frames and weakened immune systems.

[Scottbob75]

O.K. let's not even get in to the rather crass nature of the latter part of this statement. However, are we to infer from the first half that you are stating that Vegetarians are naturally skinny, therefore weakened to the downward effects of alcohol?
C'mon man! That is the biggest load of horseshit I have ever heard. Vegetarians are not some magical race of beings who's moral superiority and elflike design grant them tiny frames and weakened immune systems.


http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif

[JK]

Can you pick the vegetarian from this line up?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2507/3898904178_c3a4098974.jpg

[TheHangingBrain]

Can you pick the vegetarian from this line up?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2507/3898904178_c3a4098974.jpg

No, but I think I see Duff Goldman, Mick Foley and Edgar Winters with a suntan. ;):D

[Erasmus Cunk]

Earlier this evening, my question to myself was "should I drink tonight?"

This question has now become "why haven't I started yet?"

Time to hit the 3 litre bottle of Tesco own-brand cider. Classy.

[Antonio_Bay]

I've had one rum and coke while playing Pictionary. I'm not drunk.

I shouldn't really be posting in here...

[Erasmus Cunk]

I'm getting there...

By the time the Nuts on the Road livecast thing rolls around I should be speaking gibberish.

[freetoaster]

Can you pick the vegetarian from this line up?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2507/3898904178_c3a4098974.jpg


Ass-holes. :)

[Erasmus Cunk]

I may be drunk, but I'm not as drunk as this:

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/6786/102f8e4ab5cb19a570768c8.jpg

[freetoaster]

Drunk Enough for cheese? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpPdLb69-qk)

[TomHarrington]

I'm enjoying a selection of Belgian-style ale that my wife got at her company's Christmas party. She doesn't drink ale. Thanks, Santa! I should be good and smoldered in a couple of hours. Someone tell Aaron or JJ to host a live event!

[Erasmus Cunk]

I've had one rum and coke while playing Pictionary. I'm not drunk.

I shouldn't really be posting in here...


I've just realised you made the two-thousand-two-hundred-and-two'ty-two'th reply to this thread, and it ws to say you're not drunk! Inadequate! Get on the rums!

[Erasmus Cunk]

I'm enjoying a selection of Belgian-style ale that my wife got at her company's Christmas party. She doesn't drink ale. Thanks, Santa! I should be good and smoldered in a couple of hours. Someone tell Aaron or JJ to host a live event!


There is a live event roughly here (http://www.nutsontheroad.net/live/), hosted by the Plumerlord, and his vassal, Widge. Well, I say live event; it's them recording a podcast while people chat.

[TomHarrington]

There is a live event roughly here (http://www.nutsontheroad.net/live/), hosted by the Plumerlord, and his vassal, Widge. Well, I say live event; it's them recording a podcast while people chat.
I can see and hear them, but no chat. What is my major malfunction?

Edit: Nevermind. I'm gonna focus on my drinking now. :)

[freetoaster]

http://burbanked.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/blazing_saddles_meals.jpg

gas...

[phit_demon]

I haven't been drunk in 3 weeks, maybe more...I can't quite remember. Tonight I will rectify that with the bottle of gin, bottle of tonic and bag of ice I purchased today.

I'll probably be asleep by midnight, but I'll be tanked when I do so.

[VogonPoet]

I drank a bottle of peppermint schnapps at the casino last night, that ended about four hours ago and I'm at work now.

[By-tor]

I drank a bottle of peppermint schnapps at the casino last night, that ended about four hours ago and I'm at work now.I'm gonna say "Bummer, dude".

[phit_demon]

I drank a bottle of peppermint schnapps at the casino last night, that ended about four hours ago and I'm at work now.

You poor sod. My condolences.

[ZBarclay]

Can you pick the vegetarian from this line up?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2507/3898904178_c3a4098974.jpg

You know...I never realized it until right now...but you and me could pretty much be related.

[JK]

'Cause we're a couple of handsome devils? ;):D

[VogonPoet]

I'm haldway into a nother botlle of schnapps now.

[ZBarclay]

'Cause we're a couple of handsome devils? ;):D

There's definitely some sort of family resemblance. :cool:

[JK]

My nose (and ass) is bigger ;)


But I do see what you're saying :cool:

[ZBarclay]

My nose (and ass) is bigger ;)


But I do see what you're saying :cool:

There's no way your nose is bigger than mine...unless by nose you mean weiner...in which case, everyone's nose is bigger than mine.

[VogonPoet]

There's no way your nose is bigger than mine...unless by nose you mean weiner...in which case, everyone's nose is bigger than mine.
haha. love it. Although, if you were jewish your nose and penis would be larger than average...that's not racist, I'm part jew.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

There's no way your nose is bigger than mine...unless by nose you mean weiner...in which case, everyone's nose is bigger than mine.
........Eww!

[ZBarclay]

haha. love it. Although, if you were jewish your nose and penis would be larger than average...that's not racist, I'm part jew.

No. It's still racist.

[JK]

My old man only wears a nine and a half. :(


I wear 13 EEE's. ;)


They say it's a myth, but it's true. :cool:



Sorry, dad. :o

[ZBarclay]

My old man only wears a nine and a half. :(


I wear 13 EEE's. ;)


They say it's a myth, but it's true. :cool:



Sorry, dad. :o

I hate you.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

I hate you.
Zeeb (heh heh, you like that?), I'm sure your penis is bigger than mine. Don't fret.

[VogonPoet]

No. It's still racist.
damn...but my penis is mega big?

[Shäne]

They say it's a myth, but it's true. :cool:

Bullshit, I wear a size 12 and... *cough* yeah. :o

[phit_demon]

You know...I never realized it until right now...but you and me could pretty much be related.
My nose (and ass) is bigger ;)


But I do see what you're saying :cool:


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/twins.jpg


No prizes for guessing which one is which.