As to the changing of the Oscars... [Archive]

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karmattack

01-20-2005, 09:00 AM

...over slumped ratings, I have three suggestions:

1. Don't make the same mistake as the Globes and go up against The Simpsons, Arrested Development, and Family Guy. Also, using darts thrown by monkeys to select winners? Yeah, no more of that.

B. Stop and take a look around you. How do you separate yourself from the other 5,362 award shows? No.....I mean, how WILL you? Because you're exactly the fuckin' same. The Golden Globes, People's Choice, MTV Movie, MTV Music, Critic's Choice, Kid's Choice, Donkey's Choice, Tony, Grammy, Emmy, Jemmy, Nessie, The Bessies, The Buseys, and the list goes on.

Third? Swimsuit competition.

Thank you, and good day.

bwdial

01-20-2005, 09:43 AM

They could always combine it with the Vibe awards. Gunplay and stabbings are sure to boost the ratings.

Jason_Brown

01-20-2005, 09:57 AM

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my monkeys

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You have monkeys?!?!

karmattack

01-20-2005, 09:58 AM

Ok, so four suggestions...

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karmattack

01-20-2005, 09:59 AM

Dude...

what are you talking about? /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

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Jason_Brown

01-20-2005, 10:02 AM

Cheater! J'accuse!

TLS

01-20-2005, 10:05 AM

Yeah, you have to watch out for karma, he's always changing things. He thinks he's sneeky, but I'm on to his plan. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

karmattack

01-20-2005, 10:07 AM

Right, and I want to change the Oscars for the better. That's my whole point. You guys are weird.

Zens_7s

01-20-2005, 10:16 AM

He is a cheeky, sneaky little monkey. And he must be stopped at all costs. DUh-Duh-DUNNNNNNNNN.....

Exhibit A: Taken at our last poker party...Karma is the one with the lipstick and I am on the one trying to go "Ray Charles incognito" in the back.

http://www.lolpictures.com/pictures/an/60.jpg

TLS

01-20-2005, 10:23 AM

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karmattack

01-20-2005, 10:24 AM

That's such a great picture of us. I'll never forgive my stylist though.

Dave

01-20-2005, 11:16 AM

look at Zen blowing the Smoke rings. That is talent my friend!

Razorback

01-20-2005, 12:01 PM

Which Golden Globe winners did you feel did not deserve the award?

bwdial

01-20-2005, 12:10 PM

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Don't make the same mistake as the Globes and go up against The Simpsons

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Unless of course it's Ashlee.

karmattack

01-20-2005, 12:17 PM

It was a joke; I barely watched a percentage of a fraction of the show, hence the "Simpsons, Arrested Development, Family Guy" comment. Although, I can say I thought Lost should have won over Nip-Tuck (I just like the show better) and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind should have won for screenplay.

freetoaster

01-20-2005, 12:19 PM

Dude, just fix that hair. http://www.mickydolenz.com/artworks/micky01.jpg

karmattack

01-20-2005, 12:22 PM

bastage!!

Razorback

01-20-2005, 01:28 PM

I haven't watched more than one episode of Lost and none of the other. So I can't comment.

I thought that this years winners were more deserving than the usual bunch of undeserved freaks selected by the foreign press. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Omaru

01-20-2005, 07:06 PM

I can't say lost has made it's way to these shores yet, and I'm too conscientous to download one, or many episodes.