I just had the best piece of pizza of my life. [Archive]

35mmCritic

05-30-2003, 09:06 PM

That's saying something coming from a New Yorker. Get this [censored], thin crust(the only way to go, fold it baby!), strip sausage, onions and fungi with light sauce and extra cheese. My girlfriend foolishly left it here when she split, so I did my duty and protected it for her and the [censored] was great. If you were looking for a point look no further.

DarthMaulRat

05-30-2003, 10:32 PM

Was it from a coal oven? I think there's only 3 operating coal ovens that are still permitted to run in NYC, and the pizza they produce is the best. I think the stoves run like 600 degrees hotter than any other stove, which is why they taste inexplicably better. You gotta try it at least once in a lifetime.

Razorback

05-31-2003, 02:28 AM

Brick oven pizza... yum. We have one near my house (in Hackensack). It is amazing!

RB

DangerSeeker

06-03-2003, 10:57 AM

New York is the best place to get pizza, no doubt. I've long said that one should never bother getting pizza anywhere that does not sell it by the slice.

One of the few exceptions was a place near Philly. They make a Philly cheese steak pizza. They get the crust started, fry up some onions, sprinkle the fried onions, cheese steak meat, and two or three kinds of cheese, then continue baking. Ohhhhh man is it good.

Dave

06-03-2003, 11:14 AM

The fun thing about food is its regionality. New Yorker's say their Pizza is the best, Chicagoians will argue Deep Dish Bitch! California's will put sprouts or some pesto or crap on theirs, and claim it's the best. Where you grow up, really effects how you like things and i think that is really neat. Even the Simple hot dog is different from region to region. In Georgia, it's the chili dog: Wiener, bun, onions and meaty chili, In Alabama the dogs come with Kraut, mustard, a spicy sauce and onions, In new york it's all about the Dog, the crack of the casing in the mouth. And agian with Chicago and putting the entire fridge on the dog. I'm sure there are many ways to do the dog too. And lets not even get into BarbeQue....

Tongue

06-03-2003, 11:24 AM

I totally agree, for some reason you Americans seem to love corn dogs. I personally think that this snack is rank, it has no redeeeming features whatsoever. Corn dogs are not eaten in the UK by anyone, neither are chilli dogs or Philli Cheese Steak which i find to be very deceiving as it looks nothing like steak at all, it's just mince. And as much as I loved them, do Buffalo's have wings???????

Matt1

06-03-2003, 07:26 PM

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California's will put sprouts or some pesto or crap on theirs, and claim it's the best.

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Sad, yet true. But hey, not all Californians are like that! I love meat. I love things that I am certain will kill me. No tofu on my pizza, thank you very much. Meatlovers all the way!

Southern California has the best Mexican food in the United States. Hands down. We also have In-n-Outs. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

code6enterprises

06-03-2003, 08:55 PM

Ilove Tostino's Mexican pizzas. They're easy to cut and covered with cheese and sliced peppers.

DangerSeeker

06-04-2003, 09:37 AM

Yeah, well the west coast doesn't have White Castle, so there! I know many may make fun of it, but try moving out of the range of one. The withdrawal is unbearable. I could go for a few sliders and chicken rings right now, actually, but the closest one is about 100 miles away.

Dave

06-04-2003, 10:27 AM

The Southeast doesn't have White Castles either, We have Krystals which are close, shaped the same, but no holes in the meat, but not as good.

Zens_7s

06-04-2003, 11:09 AM

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We also have In-n-Outs.

[/ QUOTE ] I lived in No. California for a year, and ate at the In-n-Out many times. Hate to say it, but they are no match for the midwest/southeastern Steak n Shake.

I am not debating which is better, Chicago or New York pizza...but if you ever make it to the Windy City, there are some must trys:
* Lou Malnati's for Deep Dish Pizza
* Portillo's for a dipped Italian Beef, or Al's #1 Italian Beef
* Jim's Original for a Maxwell Street Polish Sausage
* And please, in the name of all that is good and decent, if you are going to have a dog of any variety it HAS to be Vienna Beef (preferably at a Cubs game with a beer)!

jjcourtright

06-04-2003, 05:23 PM

Your post makes me miss Indiana. It seems odd to miss Indiana, but most of the food is way better than Colorado. All we have here are chains. Mmm...White Castles and Chicago dogs. That is what the midwest is all about.

Zens_7s

06-04-2003, 05:54 PM

If I could, I would freeze-dry the above list and send it to you. There is a reason why Chicago is the most obese city in the nation. Damn do we have it good.

psychofiend

06-04-2003, 05:57 PM

That sounds like the best [censored] pizza in the world. God if only Massachusetts had something good other than cod.

jjcourtright

06-05-2003, 01:05 PM

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If I could, I would freeze-dry the above list and send it to you.

[/ QUOTE ] What do you mean if you could? Do you have some sort of impairment that keeps you from freezing things? Do cold things frighten you? And, what is up with psychofiend changing his avatar every day?

Zens_7s

06-05-2003, 02:17 PM

Yeah - I guess I could put out a little effort to make this plan work. The problem is it may taste a little wierd by the time it got to you. Maybe your Uncle Jim could give me some freeze-drying pointers.

Psychofiend is really getting wacky with those avatars. I still haven't put my first one up yet, and he is on his 80th.

jjcourtright

06-05-2003, 03:25 PM

And, now your first one is up. Is that She-ra?

Zens_7s

06-05-2003, 03:40 PM

It tis' She-ra /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

DangerSeeker

06-05-2003, 04:22 PM

Such a Powerful Princess, you are. We are Erternia-lly grateful for your protection against the postings of 5k313t0r up on l33t mountain.

psychofiend

06-05-2003, 05:28 PM

I change my avatars because I feel like putting a little something new all the time.

Dave

06-06-2003, 10:57 AM

She-ra! I was wondering who that was,I recognized her but couldn't place her. For about 5 minutes i thought it was Areal from Thundar the Barbarian, but i new that was wrong. Also enjoying how this thread has changed from one person venting about his best pizza to hotdogs to freezedried food to avatars. where will it take us next, if only i could see into the future....

Zens_7s

06-07-2003, 12:41 AM

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against the postings of 5k313t0r up on l33t mountain.

[/ QUOTE ] Skeletor and various She-ra related IM speak. Danger - you are a dangerous man /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

BTW - if I really want to get wacky and tie this whole thread together, I should get an avatar of freeze-dried food.

DangerSeeker

06-09-2003, 01:45 PM

Would that make you the Princess of Powdered?

I'm dangerous like that Roxette song. I forget the name.

Antonio_Bay

10-18-2008, 11:42 AM

Razorback

10-19-2008, 02:19 PM

Papa John's, extra large Hot Pepper Passion, cheese sticks, 2 honey & mustard, and 2 BBQ dips. Plus a few jalepeno peppers on the side.

Best. Pizza. EVER.

They have no branches where I've moved. I do miss it. I've been bribed with promises of that pizza. That's how delicious that meal is to me.

And now I'm hungry...

Papa John's is good "cardboard pizza" as we call it around here. Pizza Hut, Dominos, and Papa are all that... cardboard pizzas. If you want real pizza, you go to a pizza place that makes its dough the old fashioned way and cooks their pizza in a real pizza oven.

ratm1966

10-19-2008, 03:02 PM

Hey everybody, check out the new gif I put in my signature!

DarthMaulRat

10-19-2008, 04:48 PM

Hey everybody, check out the new gif I put in my signature!
If you order a pizza with no toppings, does that make it topless?

ratm1966

10-19-2008, 05:08 PM

Sure.

I just wish she would be topless.

Okay, I admit it, I wish she was completely naked.

I think I will be posting more now, just so she will be all over the boards.