Nancy McKeon update

[DangerSeeker]

Since we all care (http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2004/12/06/talk-of-the-wood/#more-328)

[Dave]

that's awesome. Not only do they have crappy names, but since they were born so early, i'm sure they will have medical problems that will only add to their torture during their school years.

[JK]

Fantastic... Thank you, Jeebus, that I'm not from Hollyweird... Oh, wait- I am !!!

Crap.

Some people will do anything for attention. Sad. For the kids.

[ratm1966]

That is so sad. I feel sorry for the poor bastards. A good parent will always put a lot of thought into their child's name, if only to keep them from getting their asses beat. Hell, I refused to allow my daughter's first name to start with a "P", because I didn't want her initials to be PMS. That is how much thought I put into it. Not just the name, but the initials too.

[Threadkiller]

Just for the record, I believe that news story is what many call "satirical fiction".

[FanGirl]

I love that site. Not as consistant as the Onion, but funny as all hell. They update every Monday.

[TLS]

Nancy who? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

I don't know... Gertrude and Lester are still a step up from Apple or Coco. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[jjcourtright]

[cuffs TK in the head with a backhand]
[whispering]
Shut up!

[Threadkiller]

Ow! oh yeah, ummm, that Nancy sure is wacky. Still better than Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa.

[karmattack]

But the question on everyone's mind is clearly what color their eyes are!

[Mighty_Wingman]

In the darkness, leagues underground, a loathesome , evil creature just twitched awake.

Don't bring it here.

[FanGirl]

Wasn't their some horror movie that had a segment about a creature that everytime you said it's name it got closer and closer until it killed you?

You know like dmoney.

[JK]

Crap... the McKeon fan is back...

[Zens7s]

Yeah, who was that kid? It was sooo random.

Like "I love the dude from the Greatest American Hero and if any of you motherfuckers wan't to disagree I will take your asses and hand it to you in an old happy meal cardboard container with a 3 cent postage stamp on it so you can even mail your own ass back to yourself."

[Dave]

He was excellent in the movie House

[jjcourtright]

and in Perry Mason!

[Jason_Brown]

and in Pippin!

[Dave]

Wait, the Greatest American Hero was in Scottie Pippin?

[jjcourtright]

Totally! That guy that you see helping out on the NBA on TNT is the guy from GAH in black face with his 'fro trimmed down into a fade.

[Jason_Brown]

I confess. I was a drama geek in high school. Four years of drama classes. Four fall musicals. Improv shows. The whole enchilada. That's probably the only reason I know about this:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004W5VC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[TLS]

They made a play about the Hobbit?

[Jason_Brown]

They made a play about the Hobbit?
Actually, they did. (http://www.dramaticpublishing.com/catalogdetail.cfm?listcode=H03) I was supposed to play Gollum in a middle-school production, which ultimately didn't get off the ground. Probably for the best. Doing the Gollum voice for more than a few minutes just shreds your voice. Apparently Andy Serkis was constantly drinking this horrible concoction he called "Gollum Juice" to keep his voice going. :D

[By-tor]

"Gollum Juice" :DThe thought just about ruint my lunch.

[Zens7s]

Wait, the Greatest American Hero was in Scottie Pippin?
Isn't it obvious that the Greastest American Hero would come from the Chicago Bulls of the 90's?

[Dave]

born of sweat that rubbed off of Pippen and Jordan, the Greatest American Hero was flung back in time to save the world....

[acid_soda]

Doing the Gollum voice for more than a few minutes just shreds your voice.
that is very true..
did mine for about 1 minute during class...
my voice was pretty much wrecked for the rest of the day...