View Full Version : How gay are you?
bwdial
12-09-2004, 01:03 PM
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
I am 23% gay.
Well, I took the test and got 33% - says I'm a straight-laced girlie girl. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
Though, I think I could make out with a chick if she were hot enough.
marksiwel
12-09-2004, 01:35 PM
30%!
Not gay enough
EternalStrife
12-09-2004, 01:36 PM
Apparently I am 26% gay. Not that it matters to me, I am very secure with my sexuality.
DarthMaulRat
12-09-2004, 01:39 PM
Extremely. Oh wait, there's a link? Damnit.
marksiwel
12-09-2004, 01:48 PM
YOu dirty tease!
Shallow, not dirty. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
Mighty_Wingman
12-09-2004, 02:12 PM
25% too straight. Whatever that means ?
TLS,
So what's your taste in women like ? Give us some examples of who would be hot enough.
Razorback
12-09-2004, 02:14 PM
20%
DangerSeeker
12-09-2004, 02:14 PM
I'm 36% gay apparently. They didn't ask about my having been involved in the theater, though. That might have gayed it up a little.
bwdial
12-09-2004, 02:20 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Though, I think I could make out with a chick if she were hot enough.
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Will you marry me? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
Maybe later, I don't want to screw up this thread. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
bwdial-Sorry, to break your heart, but you're too late. I'm already engaged.
bwdial
12-09-2004, 02:44 PM
Dammit! What a lucky guy.
BAMSS04
12-09-2004, 02:59 PM
13%... I am too straight apparently. Huh?
30% but i've got to admit to being a little concerned when the needle kept going and going while it was calculating my score.
BAMSS04
12-09-2004, 03:27 PM
So was I. That was weird.
freetoaster
12-09-2004, 03:57 PM
Dammit dial! I only scored 20%. I think I'll go back and see if I'm gayer than my pet. Maybe I can win on this one.
FanGirl
12-09-2004, 04:31 PM
46% - Says I'm well adjusted.
30%, not that there's anything wrong with that...
ILovePapaSmurf
12-09-2004, 05:45 PM
<font color="purple">It said I was 100 percent gay. I didn't know you were considered gay for having sex with 2 women.
Kidding. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>
DangerSeeker
12-09-2004, 05:48 PM
Crap, I just realized something! It didn't tell me what parts of me are gay! 36% is enough that I should probably know. Is it my feet? Should I get a pedicure? Or are my feet butch, and I should walk barefoot on gravel, build up some callouses? I gesture a lot and my pinky goes out when I dring tea, so I'm pretty sure my hands are gay. I know one or two things that definitely aren't gay on me. Dang. Gotta figure this out.
ILovePapaSmurf
12-09-2004, 05:51 PM
<font color="purple">For those who are interested my real score was...
53%. I scored right in the middle and I am a happy and well adjusted hetero babe.</font color>
jjcourtright
12-09-2004, 05:57 PM
30% gay. How they gonna freak me out by running the dial all the way up before making with the link? I was beginning to think that I was living a lie.
Live a lie, live a lie, TIMMAH!
http://www.rocpoint.com/past/timmy-g.jpg
Razorback
12-09-2004, 07:28 PM
You know... when I saw that I was thinking "Maybe I did look at that guys ass too... oh whew! It was just a load screen!" /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
BAMSS04
12-09-2004, 07:34 PM
Post deleted By BAMSS04.
Because It came way too late.
ozchick
12-09-2004, 10:07 PM
Just the right amount of gay. Of course, I haven't done the test yet. I clicked on the link and then closed it straight away as I realised I'm at work and really didn't want that coming up on any internet activity report!
Robbo_the_Hood
12-09-2004, 11:05 PM
26%. Eh, no biggie.
Uh, What's an internet activity report?
If it's what I think it is, I should be canned.
For all that porn surfing at work?
karmattack
12-10-2004, 12:20 PM
30%
It says I need to loosen up because women like softer edges. Apparently 30% isn't gay enough for me to have successful heterosexual relationships.
Razorback
12-10-2004, 12:25 PM
Most of the women I have dated like MEN and not mangirls. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
karmattack
12-10-2004, 12:28 PM
I concur.
Mangirls are fun to take shopping. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
DangerSeeker
12-10-2004, 01:33 PM
I'm lucky. My gal doesn't need me to be manly. She thinks my action figure collection is awesome, was amazed that she could talk me into seeing the Incredibles (tough sell) and am willing to watch Christmas cartoons with her. Methinks the jackpot has been hit. She doesn't even mind the 36% gay, because that makes me a decent cook.
She is lucky. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
Razorback
12-10-2004, 01:47 PM
I have yet to meet a gay man who cooks better than me... so, no idea what being gay has to do with cooking. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
DangerSeeker
12-10-2004, 02:12 PM
Quite simply, the refusal to buy into a stereotype about doing "women's work" means they can more fully throw themselves into making something that is damn tasty. Also, without the concern for presentation that I find many female cooks I know are hindered with, cooking men concentrate entirely on flavor.
And I say we're both lucky!
Cookings not womens work, washing dishes is.
Razorback
12-10-2004, 02:16 PM
Yup... I can cook just fine but I can't negotiate my way around those dishes. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
I bet you have nights out of the blue where they will just pile up and (it's killing her), but she's just waiting to see if there's a point when you will actually wash them. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
If so she is still waiting /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
Seriously it is the rare occasion that I do the dishes, although i do get to them about twice a month or so. Not good i know, but she knew this about me when we got married.
I'm just joshing ya. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
I don't like to wash them either. If it weren't for the dishwasher I'd never have clean dishes. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
Yeah, i wish we had dishwasher at home. (and i guess we technically do, and it's name is Kristi.) It would make things so much easier.
FanGirl
12-10-2004, 03:51 PM
"joshing" - wow. Flashback. I haven't heard that in years. I used to say it all the time too. I need to reintroduce that back into my vocabulary.
My fiance's name is Josh and he joshes with me saying that he's the only one who's allowed to josh people. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
jjcourtright
12-10-2004, 03:59 PM
If we didn't have a dishwasher, we would have already needed to move out of our new house! We both suck at handwashing...and by suck I mean "refuse to do it."
My main problem with it is (besides it being woman's work) that at 6'3", the sink is so low (our place was built around the turn of the century) that my back hurts when i have to stoop to wash dishes for long periods of time.
karmattack
12-10-2004, 04:42 PM
Wow. I'm totally one of those people who can't figure out why other people can't keep dishes clean. I normally wash pots and pans before I eat, then either rinse the dish and put it in the washer or wash it and put it away. My roommate is like that too. There is never a mess anywhere in our apartment. Ok, well the unstable pile of empties next to the garbage doesn't count. We both dust, vacuum, spot clean, organize, decorate, and make our beds.
And suddenly, it is oh so clear why people always ask if we're gay.
/back on topic.
jjcourtright
12-10-2004, 04:43 PM
WITCH! He's a witch!...or at least a freak.
karmattack
12-10-2004, 04:59 PM
I'll turn you into a newt!
DangerSeeker
12-10-2004, 07:10 PM
Speaking of which...
I got my tickets already. (http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/)
FanGirl
12-10-2004, 08:39 PM
Are you going to get a golden can of spam? They said the first 100 people to buy tickets were going to get them. Hormel is doing a special can just for them. Real spam inside.
towelie99
12-11-2004, 12:33 AM
23%, which in terms of the body, is about a forearm or so.
It says I should loosen up because women like a man w/ a few soft edges to grab on to.
What the fuck does that mean?
Matt1
12-11-2004, 01:35 AM
36 percent gay. I too got the "softer edges" comment. My edges are damned soft!
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It says I should loosen up because women like a man w/ a few soft edges to grab on to
[/ QUOTE ]
I assume it has something to do with a strap-on.
karmattack
12-13-2004, 11:49 AM
Whenever I hear that word, I can't help it...
Strap-on! (clap,clap)
Strap-off! (clap, clap)
Strap-on, strap-off
The strapper!
Do you really want to mention Strap-on and Clap in the same sentence?
karmattack
12-13-2004, 12:06 PM
Maybe I do. You gout a problem with that??
Well it's more like a "discharge" than a problem....
Mighty_Wingman
12-13-2004, 02:35 PM
You should probably get that looked at...I mean, by a professional...
BAMSS04
12-13-2004, 03:20 PM
I think thats what got him the.....Oh your talking about a Doctor.
Or at least a very sexy male nurse!
DangerSeeker
12-13-2004, 06:48 PM
I don't think I was one of the first 100. The show I got tickets to sold out shortly thereafter. I'll be there Saturday of the opening week. It's a Christmas / Valentine gift for the ladyfriend. Hotel, dinner, Broadway show... is it out of line to expect a little nookie?
Sheriff
10-06-2006, 01:50 AM
Ever since my manliness has been challenged on the board I have been wondering if there was a way to prove (or re-capture) my masculinity (since going to a strip joint with all of you seemed implausible). Lo' and behold there is a test! I am 43% gay, and that means I am well adjusted (especially for Boulder), thank goodness there isn't any Grey's Anatomy questions as I think I could have aced it.
Oh, and I thought this thread was funny :)
brodie696969
10-06-2006, 02:07 AM
30% Gay
"Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto."
jjcourtright
10-06-2006, 10:52 AM
Ever since my manliness has been challenged on the board I have been wondering if there was a way to prove (or re-capture) my masculinity (since going to a strip joint with all of you seemed implausible). Lo' and behold there is a test! I am 43% gay, and that means I am well adjusted (especially for Boulder), thank goodness there isn't any Grey's Anatomy questions as I think I could have aced it.
Oh, and I thought this thread was funny :) You know what would un-gay you up? Coming to Vegas with us! No better way to prove your straightness than drunkenly looking at boobies!
Sheriff
10-06-2006, 03:12 PM
Yeah, passing up vegas is pretty gay, unfortunatly I was emotionally scarred from the last visit. All I know is that in order to have fun in vegas you need money, and right now that is not something I posess (pulls jeans pockets inside out).
I am sure that I will recieve an assload of drunken calls, please buy the 'soon to be ball'n'chained' basturd a couple shots on me and I will get you back at the wedding.
acid_soda
10-06-2006, 05:35 PM
I'm 33% gay.
Yep.
Zens7s
10-06-2006, 05:55 PM
30% Gay
"Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto."
No, not really. We just respect the fact that many of you have lost your identity now that you don't actually have to kill the animals to support us so we let you slide.
Zens7s
10-06-2006, 06:00 PM
By the way, for the record, I am 56% gay. If you take out my sophomore year in college I think that number goes down to 2.
ozchick
10-07-2006, 12:50 PM
Ha. I'm 40% gay. Just right :)
EternalStrife
10-08-2006, 12:58 AM
I'll bet there will be courses in the future that teaches you how to be just the right amount of gay without actually going over. If that hasn't happened already.
Aaron
10-09-2006, 12:12 PM
43%... I'm as shocked as you are
http://www.hotpiximages.freeserve.co.uk/images/gf4.jpg
By-tor
10-09-2006, 03:10 PM
By the way, for the record, I am 56% gay. If you take out my sophomore year in college I think that number goes down to 2.I'm astonished you used the words "goes down" in that sentence. :D
Nalagirl
10-09-2006, 11:25 PM
50% XD hmm... I bet it's all Penar's fault. That's cool though.
jjcourtright
10-10-2006, 01:34 PM
Yeah, passing up vegas is pretty gay, unfortunatly I was emotionally scarred from the last visit. All I know is that in order to have fun in vegas you need money, and right now that is not something I posess (pulls jeans pockets inside out).
I am sure that I will recieve an assload of drunken calls, please buy the 'soon to be ball'n'chained' basturd a couple shots on me and I will get you back at the wedding. There seemed to be alot of "I'm broke" talk. Burns struggled to make it out and I cashed in my IRA to make the journey.
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