karmattack
12-08-2004, 04:09 PM
Alright, I've come to realize MPS has invaded my subconscious. I'll explain. A few nights ago, I had what was simultaneously one of the strangest and funniest dreams of my life, and here it is:
I leaned up to realize that I was on the receiving end of some hot Jamie Lee Curtis action. Now, stay with me here, this is nothing new. After a moment or so, I also realized I was in one of the rooms of an old girlfriend's house, so I started to panic a little. I needed to get out of there before the ex caught me in the middle of hot business with Jamie Lee. I immediately snuck out of the room -- no time for clothes. As I was sneaking out, I saw the ex sitting at a table with some friends and the path to the exit would lead me directly into plain view. I needed super stealth skills and that's where the red cape came in.
So now I'm naked except for a silky red cape, and I have to sneak across the hallway without making a sound to avoid attracting attention. I spotted a cart with wheels on the bottom and climbed on, peddling my way across the floor toward a window. Just as I reached the window, something caught the ex's attention and she looked right at me. No time for tact, I jumped, cart and all, out the window.
Suddenly, underneath me was a rollercoaster track made for the cart. My red cape (and naughty bits) blowing in the wind, I accelerated down the track only to notice too late that where it led to was a park filled with strangers of all ages. What was I going to do? I was completely naked except for a cape, and I was about to be stuck in a crowd of people with nowhere to go and no way to hide. By the time I thought all that, I was already there making the decision. So, as I would most likely do in real life, I decided to set shame aside and just make a run for it. I covered myself as best I could with my hands and started running around everyone like I was dodging orange cones and a test track. Obviously, the red cape wasn't helping my conspicuous attempt.
And that's when I saw Tom and DangerSeeker's avatars, and a voice called out "Can we at least get a 'Huzzah'?"
I laughed, jumped into the air, raized the Fonzies (thumbs, people), red cape trailing, and sounded my barbaric HUZZAH! The dream paused like the end of a Mentos commercial, and I woke up laughing hysterically.
You people will be the end of me! Let the jokes commence. I couldn't not share that story.
I leaned up to realize that I was on the receiving end of some hot Jamie Lee Curtis action. Now, stay with me here, this is nothing new. After a moment or so, I also realized I was in one of the rooms of an old girlfriend's house, so I started to panic a little. I needed to get out of there before the ex caught me in the middle of hot business with Jamie Lee. I immediately snuck out of the room -- no time for clothes. As I was sneaking out, I saw the ex sitting at a table with some friends and the path to the exit would lead me directly into plain view. I needed super stealth skills and that's where the red cape came in.
So now I'm naked except for a silky red cape, and I have to sneak across the hallway without making a sound to avoid attracting attention. I spotted a cart with wheels on the bottom and climbed on, peddling my way across the floor toward a window. Just as I reached the window, something caught the ex's attention and she looked right at me. No time for tact, I jumped, cart and all, out the window.
Suddenly, underneath me was a rollercoaster track made for the cart. My red cape (and naughty bits) blowing in the wind, I accelerated down the track only to notice too late that where it led to was a park filled with strangers of all ages. What was I going to do? I was completely naked except for a cape, and I was about to be stuck in a crowd of people with nowhere to go and no way to hide. By the time I thought all that, I was already there making the decision. So, as I would most likely do in real life, I decided to set shame aside and just make a run for it. I covered myself as best I could with my hands and started running around everyone like I was dodging orange cones and a test track. Obviously, the red cape wasn't helping my conspicuous attempt.
And that's when I saw Tom and DangerSeeker's avatars, and a voice called out "Can we at least get a 'Huzzah'?"
I laughed, jumped into the air, raized the Fonzies (thumbs, people), red cape trailing, and sounded my barbaric HUZZAH! The dream paused like the end of a Mentos commercial, and I woke up laughing hysterically.
You people will be the end of me! Let the jokes commence. I couldn't not share that story.