One of those @#$%%& days...

[JK]

You ever have one of those days where you don't notice the open man-hole cover in the street and drive right through it at 35 miles per hour? And then run over the cover and wedge it between your lower control arm and the floor pan?

God, I love those days...

Guess what I want for Christmas.

[Razorback]

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Guess what I want for Christmas.

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Glasses?

[Dave]

a lawyer to sue the city?

[karmattack]

Your two front brakes?

[TLS]

A transmission?

[FanGirl]

to travel back in time and start the morning all over again?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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Guess what I want for Christmas.

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<font color="purple">The Barbie collection you begged your mom to purchase you as a child and she bought you GI Joes instead?</font color>

[bwdial]

Shirley Franklin's direct line and a bottle of Jagermeister?

[Affleckie]

Me.. wearing a big red bow?

[Razorback]

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Me.. wearing a big red bow?

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That is my fantasy!

[TomHarrington]

A Patrick Duffy Chia Head?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Speaking of Patrick Duffy . . . I had the strangest dream.

[DangerSeeker]

A cowboy outfit for the next time you go to the Man Hole?

[BAMSS04]

Lots of drugs?

[jjcourtright]

I'm going to guess "a lift and bigger tires for your Jeep(if I remember correctly) so that you don't even notice the open manhole next time."

[bwdial]

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Me.. wearing a big red bow?

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*gulp*
That had roughly the same effect on me as the open manhole did on jk...stopped in my effing tracks.

[karmattack]

Hey, wait! I can wear a big red bow too!

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a318/a318.gif

[JK]

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Me.. wearing a big red bow?

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That would do wonders in alleviating the pain and suffering... Would you be wearing just the bow?

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I'm going to guess "a lift and bigger tires for your Jeep(if I remember correctly) so that you don't even notice the open manhole next time."


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You remember correctly, sir. And that would be nice as well, although nowhere nearly as nice as Affleckie... Just the bow?


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Glasses?

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Actually, more headlights- it happened at six thirty this morning.

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to travel back in time and start the morning all over again?


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I went to bed and woke up hoping that it was all a bad dream, but no- I look out the window and the damn thing is still crooked... where's Doc Brown when you need him?


I'd respond to the others, but I'm still thinking of big red bows- or rather, one small, strategic bow...

[TLS]

Can I get that with a silver bow? /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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or rather, one small, strategic bow...

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<font color="purple">Awww hun, don't be that bummed, I'm sure it isn't that small.</font color>

[JK]

I'm not bummed at all- less is more and all that... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[karmattack]

Will there be Primus playing? /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[TLS]

Hells yeah! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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I'm not bummed at all- less is more and all that...

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<font color="purple">You seem pretty confident....but then I could be wrong. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[JK]

I'm working with two and a half hours of sleep right now- confidence is in abundance...

We're talking about less ribbon and a smaller bow, right?
I need coffee.

[JK]

I just realized I went off halfc0cked on that earlier reply... I meant Affleckie in a few small strategically placed bows would make more out of less...

[JK]

I should stop while I'm ahead...

[ratm1966]

You know, I really did attempt to read this entire thread. However, my mind kept reverting back to Affleckie wearing nothing but a big red bow.

Yeah, that is how I took it, as did all you other guys out there. Of course, she will proably say she didn't mean "nothing but a big red bow" and that she had clothes on under it.

[Affleckie]

I don't know. You'd think I would remember to mention something like clothes...

[Razorback]

You evil, hot, vixen you!

[DarthMaulRat]

Hmm, just noticed that I've never rated you. Now it's all better.

[ratm1966]

Too bad you can't rate someone more than once.