Hearing voices ?

[Mighty_Wingman]

It struck me kinda funny . I realized it recently, when I read you guys and gals comments... in my head I hear a voice that I've associated with each of your personalities.

Is it just me ?

Do you all hear the voices too ?

If so, Whose voices do you associate with which regulars ?

People you know ? Celebrities ? Wild pigs?

[JK]

Bleating sheep? Braying jackasses? Just kidding!

I usually hear voices of people I used to know who have the same personalities as those who post here.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Exactly.

[marksiwel]

Fangirl sounds like this Woman I used to work with named Amanda. They were both sassy and nerds.

Smurf-whatever Sounds like my friend laura, which isnt a good thing (no offense)

Razorback sounds like me (dont ask)

Ratman (or however its spelled) you sound like my half brother who was in the marines

Wingman- Like John Edwards.

Robbo-John McCain

Rico-Sounds like Rico, I know him in real life

JJ- SOunds like my old "cool" boss

Ryall- Sounds like a mime. Cause he NEVER posts!
Nah he sounds like Kevin Smirh in my head

China_Lizard= Squealing Pigs.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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Smurf-whatever Sounds like my friend laura, which isnt a good thing (no offense)

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<font color="purple">And does this Laura sound like a 14 year old at a Britney Spears concert? Just wondering because that is what I think about whenever I read your posts (no offense). /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[marksiwel]

using the " /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif " Does not make your post less offensive.

Like
"Hey I think the Nazis had alot of good ideas /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif "

"I waited till she fell asleep then I had sex with her /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif "

or
"Star Wars Ep 1 was good /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif "

also how would you know what a Spears concert sounds like? Unless you have been, and then no amount of /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif faces can save your soul

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Right and your (no offense) doesn't make your post less offensive either.

That is two days you have insulted me in a row, please do not make it a third. I like you, but using my name in a negative manner to make you feel better about yourself is rather tacky.</font color>

[marksiwel]

I'm not sure what the first "insult" was. I meant for my last post to be in a joking manner, no offense was intended (and in my view, done) Also I dont make fun of people to make myslef feel better, just to make them feel worse about themsleves untill they are on the same level as me.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">In your little fight with RB, you had mentioned that RB was cheating on his girlfriend with me via ims. So, basically you made RB sound like a cheating son-of-a-bitch and me a dirty im whore. Good job.</font color>

[Razorback]

I don't create voices in my head... that would make me crazy.

I know what a few people on this site sound like, so when I read their comments I may sometimes imagine how they would say it in a non-text based conversation.

[marksiwel]

oh wait, RB really does have a girlfriend? That must be hard being just a head in a fish bowl, but good for him.

I didnt mean to make it sound like RB was cheating on anyone REAL, and I dont think anyone thinks you are a whore, just a tease. Anyway that was explained away, remeber ?Sassy robots are to blame!

[Razorback]

Man, you must get laid like never.

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Wingman- Like John Edwards.

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Ouch , I guess I've earned that...And probably worse. In my normal speaking voice I have about as much of a southern accent as Ethan Hawke, Thank you. I can flip the switch and speak impecable Texan though, and it comes in mighty handy, at times, 'round these parts.

jk - like Billy from Beaumont. If you know someone from Beaumont, you know what I mean.

Fanny - like the girl from Free Enterprise. Not the green one.

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Robbo-John McCain

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Robbo is clearly Sam Elliot. What the hell is wrong with you ?

Matt1 - "The Dude" Lebowski... But more upbeat, less whiny.

ratm - Is Captain Avatar .

Smurfy sounds like Jessica Alba.

J.J. - sounds like my R.A., freshman year. Always . Especially so, when his sig. read " I can't believe you don't shut up ! "

T.K. - The Professor from Gilligans island.

Affleckie is Linda Fiorentino.

Karma sounds Canadian - A very funny, American educated Canadian. And occasionally like Keanu, or my vegetarian friends. I'd vote for him anyday.

Tom - sounds like Jean Luc Picard most of the time but occasionally Stewie, or Dr.Cox. In any case , he's the wittiest person here.

Danger - Like my friend Robert who is probably the funniest person I know in real life.

Eternal Strife - Like a Jawa that speaks English.

marksiwel - like a penguin.

TLS - I'm still mulling that one over. But usually a girl I used to date from upstate NY .

Zens is She-Ra or sometimes Margaret Smith.

Ryall is the narrator for that show he's always telling us to watch.

Newbies sound like a Speak-n-Spell.

[marksiwel]

Well now that you mention it...oh wait! My girlfriend and I just bought a ring and plan on telling her Parents Christmas day. So yeah...I was going to make a thread about it, but hey you ruined it for me. ALso I am sure a 30 year old Virgin in a "lucky" Superman Shirt spouting Star Wars triva gets all the hot booty he can handel.

[Razorback]

Affleckie sounds like some hot radio DJ. Zens and Smurfy sound like sisters. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Razorback]

Good luck to her... poor girl.

[ratm1966]

The only voices I hear are the ones that tell me to kill....KILL....KILL!!!!

Luckily, I can resist their attempts at making me kill.

[towelie99]

Frankly, it's those who don't hear any voices who scare me.

They have no intuition.

[Razorback]

Don't we all?

[Affleckie]

Aw. You all should trust that too. RB is the only one here who does know what I sound like.

[Razorback]

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[JK]

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jk - like Billy from Beaumont. If you know someone from Beaumont, you know what I mean.

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I always thought I sounded like Cleatus from Vidor...

[TLS]

I associate a few regulars with some people I know or knew.

[bwdial]

affleckie- the woman who plays Ben Affleck's character's mother in Surviving Christmas (Maureen O'Hara is the only thing that comes to my feeble mind, but that's not right)...smoking a cigarette and drinking scotch on the rocks.
TLS- Lynne Koplitz...smoking a cigarette and drinking scotch.
Zens- Kathleen Turner...who always sounds like she's smoking a cigarette and drinking scotch.
Ozchick- Nicole Kidman...smoking a cigarette and drinking scotch on the rocks.
Smurfy- Hal Sparks...smoking a cigarette and drinking scotch on the rocks.
FanGirl- Joan Cusack...smoking a cigarette and drinking scotch on the rocks.
ratm- I can't get Christopher Walken's voice out of my head.
Dave- all of my drinking buddies from Alabama. A good thing.
Razorback- My friend Doug. Another good thing.
karma- David Letterman
wingman- Kevin Spacey
Harrington- Tom Poston on Newhart...or, Bob Newhart himself.
I'm sure others will come to me as I read posts.

[TLS]

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Newbies sound like a Speak-n-Spell.

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I found that one quite humorous. I actually laughed out loud reading that, and it's not often that I do. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
I keep picturing a comedian (forgot which one) doing his speak-n-spell bit.

[FanGirl]

Razorback - Very gruff
ILovePapaSmurf - Before I met her, I pictured Smurfette
karmattack - Before I met him, just a regular joe
Zens_7s - Chicago accent - Met her and not much has changed
ratm1966 - Christopher Walken
jjcourtright - Bunsen from the muppets
Omaru - I know he should have an English accent, but to me sounds just like a regular joe
Mighty_Wingman - a regular joe
Matt1 - the Dude
Efexeye - Before I met him, a regular joe
DangerSeeker - Trey Parker
EternalStrife - Sort of a raspy evil sounding regular Joe (it's the avatar)
Matthew - A regular Joe
Dave - A regular joe
Robbo_the_Hood - A regular joe talking with a cigarrette in his mouth the whole time
Ryall - Before I met him, God's Booming voice. Not much has changed after meeting him
marksiwel A regular joe
Threadkiller - A regular joe
JIM - Dennis Quaid as Jerry Lee Lewis
DarthMaulRat - A regualr joe
TomHarrington - A regular Joe
Asteban - A geeky valley girl
Denyse - Before I met her, a regular jane
RobinHoodDaffy - Daffy as Robinhood
ozchick - Again I know she should have an Austrialian accent, but she shounds like just a normal Jane
BAMSS04 - A regular joe
Jason_Brown - Like my lawyer boss
jkhulon73 - a regular joe
Affleckie - like a sarcastic regular jane
bwdial - a regular joe
TLS - Like Natalie Portman
BrittdaShit - A lot like my best friend Matt
Chinatown - a whiny little bitch
Newbies - Sloth from Goonies

Basically the ones I don't have a distinct voices for tend to also sound like whatever their avatar happens to be at the time.

[Razorback]

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Basically the ones I don't have a distinct voices for tend to also sound like whatever their avatar happens to be at the time.

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Funny... I remember talking to someone from this board (offline or in IM) about how changing ones avatar to something cute changes how people treat you on the boards. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

Shit. I feel bad now because I left alot people out. Okay, It was late, I was tired , cut me some slack.

Omaru - Tommy ,from Snatch,
Ozzie - Like this red-head engineer with a warm,year-round-tan , I used to work with - the only married woman I ever flirted with.
Denyse - " Eeze Ztreekly Verboten " It's because of my inner masochist.
Dave - Definitely drinkin' buddy.
J.B. - " I'm a lawyer you idiot ! " See : Rustlers Rhapsody. Or "Fish" from Ally Mcbeal
Darth Maul Rat - Brodie , with a little more Philly in it.
Mathew - Triumphs voice, with the accent from Fargo. "Ohh Yaaaah, prowler needs a jump."
BWdial - Gary Sinise
Bamss - Will, the kid in school who never intentionally pissed anyone off, even when he disagreed with them.The kinda guy who lets you in when you're driving, helps old ladies across the street. A grown up boyscout.

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Newbies - Sloth from Goonies

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Good one ! Much better than my Speak-n-Spell.

BW.
Kevin Spacey huh ? That feels like a compliment, intended or not.

J.K.
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I always thought I sounded like Cleatus from Vidor...

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I was giving you more credit than that. Much more.

[ratm1966]

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ratm- I can't get Christopher Walken's voice out of my head.

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The odd part about that is, when I proof read my own stuff, I tend to read it as if speaking in Walken's voice. Even though it is just from a bumper sticker and not a quote by him, when I read my signature, the first thing I think of is Walken pointing a .45 at someone.

Razorback - I know I will catch flack from this, but....Obi Wan....The 'A New Hope' version.
ILovePapaSmurf - Smurfette
Zens_7s - Now that I have met her, I picture her actual voice when reading her posts.
Omaru - I just picture a British accent
Mighty_Wingman - Pappy Boyington from that show The Black Sheep Squadron.
Efexeye - Bryan Brown from the FX movies
DangerSeeker - A regular Joe
EternalStrife - Sort of a raspy evil sounding regular Joe (it's the avatar)
Matthew - A regular Joe
Dave - A regular joe
Robbo_the_Hood - I wanna say the character's name was D-Day, but it's the dude from Animal house that cut's up the car at the end to make the float for the parade.
ozchick - Kind of Nicole Kidmanish

Yeah, I left a lot out, but for most of ya, I just hear a normal voice when I read your posts.

[BAMSS04]

(Keep in mind I love Monty Python.)

Razorback- My brother mark( a very good thing). Because they have the exact same personalitys.

Omaru- A nice guy

Ozchick- The anchor that FOX has for down under.

Rat- Splinter

Denyse- A nice women

Dave- Steven Baldwin

JJ- Count Dracula ( One stinky, stinky, AH ha ha )

Darth- Garfield

Mathew- Brian- " Life of Brian"

BWdial-Tom Hanks

Wingman- John Cleese ( as the french gaurd in "Holy Grail")
(Taunting newbies and others, but "Very nice" to the rest of us")

Zens- A nice women

Smurfy-"Barbie" /forums/images/icons/wink.gif From Scrubs.

Asteban- Jaylo( the one on cartmans hand from South Park)

Karma- My Friend Brandon

Jim- Travolta

Danger- Charlie Sheen

Tom- Stewie from Family Guy.

Dave- Eric Idle(As Brave Sir Robin)

Jason- Matt Damon

TLS- Kate Hudson

Britt-Keen Eddie

JK- a nice guy

Afflekie- Tiffanie Amber Thesson ( Kelly, from Saved by the Bell) The spelling might be wrong whatever

Threadkiller- Blade

Robbo- Bender from "Futurama"

Daffy- Daffy Duck

Ryall- God from the Holy Grail

If I missed any one Its not that I don't have a voice for you its that I am in too much pain to continue. I have to go lay down now. No, I did not spell check either. Excuse the Typoes!! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[bwdial]

I failed to mention the fact, that all of the females, in addition to smoking cigarettes and drinking scotch on the rocks, are dressed in those silk robes with the feather boa-like cuffs and collar. And, in black and white.
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wingman...Spacey is too smooth for that to be a dig.

[Omaru]

I sort of got lazy and lifted fangirl's list, if your not there, you don't have a voice, sorry.

Razorback - Quentin Tarantino in rant mode
ILovePapaSmurf -Renee Zellweger
karmattack - Rob Paulsen (the voice actor, not meatloaf)
Zens_7s - Milla Jonovich
ratm1966 - luke wilson
jjcourtright - General american voice
Matt1 - Jeff Bridges
DangerSeeker - Matthew Perry
Dave - Michael Madsen
Robbo_the_Hood - peter's neighbour (office space)
Ryall - Matt Damon
marksiwel - Daniel stern
Threadkiller - Bruce Campbell
DarthMaulRat - like Mark Hamil's mincing bad-guy voice
TomHarrington - George Clooney
Asteban - Thora Birch
RobinHoodDaffy - Daffy as heel
ozchick - Stephanie Mcintosh.
Affleckie - Like Famke Janssen
Chinatown - Michael Jackson
Newbies - Zombies murmuring, South Park's Jimmy or Timmy, clerks 'hand caught in pringles tub' guy, or the wayans brothers impression of white girls (yes I did see that film, no I didn not pay, yes it was downloaded, no not on my bandwidth, yes I still wasted roughly 90 mins of my life, no I can't ever reclaim them.)

[JK]

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J.K.

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I always thought I sounded like Cleatus from Vidor...


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I was giving you more credit than that. Much more.


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Just some self-depracating humor- I grew up in Vidor and worked in Beaumont for years. The only Billy I ever knew was a pretty cool guy- did PR for BPD, smoked too much, had a kind of jovial growl if you can imagine it.

[ZyronDrazil]

I hear voices when I read anything, but of no distinction. Male, female. Nothing special..But like Stephen King says telepathy is right under our eyes. And yes.. Mark. I do talk like a pig..

[EternalStrife]

If I hear my own voice while reading anyone's posts, does that make me an egomaniacal maniac?

[Mighty_Wingman]

No, that just means you read out loud. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

To be an "egomaniacal maniac" you need at least a dumb henchman, or cult following, and a plan to take over the world.
http://www.toonopedia.com/patb.jpg

[jjcourtright]

Weird, I only hear my voice...freaks.

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jjcourtright - Bunsen from the muppets

[/ QUOTE ] I so wish that I could get that avatar back. I'm sure that you guys are sick of looking at my ugly mug.

[marksiwel]

thats you? I thought someone shaved a wookie.

[Rico]

The voices in my head keep trying to get out and they can speak 4 different languages.

Once they told me to eat a sandwhich, a sandwhich which would make me vampire gnome with superpowers that rival those of Homer Simpson. Sadly, I did not eat said sandwhich from fear that the voices were trying to get rid of me so they could escape, but now I think that the sandwhich was the real deal and I missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime.

[marksiwel]

After reading your post, blood came out of my eyes!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I was trying to think of regular/voice association, but to be honest, the only benefit I would get is a cheap joke at RB. I was surprised, and interested to know how people got their associations with me and other people like John McCain or Sam Elliot. But . . . </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Robbo_the_Hood - peter's neighbour (office space)

[/ QUOTE ] Just Ouch! I mean, you spelled "neighbor" with a U! There is no U in "neighbor," just like the word "color." The things we let slide on this board.

[Dave]

"Hey Peter, Breast Exam's on TV!"

[karmattack]

Watch out for your cornhole, buddy.

[Mighty_Wingman]

I meant to add that your narrative prose also has a bit of a Twain-ish quality. And the " Viva Nash-Vegas " gives you something Elvis-ian.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Now that's a compliment. You have been lifted to the status of "New Favorite." Among the many perks, you have received five (5) stars.

[Mighty_Wingman]

I'm greatful , but you and I both know RBs sock puppets will never allow me to have more than three. ... Actually, I'm surprised I have three.

[Razorback]

(makes circular motion with finger around ear)

I think I created one sock puppet and have never used it to vote for anyone. So, you have one vote from me... and you deserved it. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

Yeah dude , like I totally believe you...

Dude? wheres my fluckin' schnitzel ?
WAKE UP ! YOU ATE MY FLUCKIN' SCHNITZEL !

[Razorback]

Whatever.

[TLS]

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Dude? wheres my fluckin' schnitzel ?
WAKE UP ! YOU ATE MY FLUCKIN' SCHNITZEL !

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Dude, you left it in there.
It was fair game. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[ZyronDrazil]

These are the voices I hear.. If anyone cares.

RB - Darth Vader (But a little more on the Dark Side)
Wingman - George Clooney
Dangerseeker - Matt Stone
Towelie- Sounds like a cross between Mr. Hankey and Towelie but not so ~High~
Threadkiller - Marshall Mathers
Mark - Jay
Rico - Vinnie Paz (Jedi Mind Tricks)
Fangirl - Lisa Simpson
Ryall - My Colligue M.C. Donny Arcade The Playboy Genius (Undaside, 216 Ohio)
Smurf - Cartman's mom
Ratm - My friend Vince Doherty (AKA Scullo)
Jkhulon - Grundy another rap master from Undaside.

All Newbies - I don't really hear a voice. Just a bunch of clicks and whistles..

Those are just the voices. Or sounds.. That I hear. No need to get offended if you don't like them. They're in my head, not yours.

And mark. I don't know why you keep dissing me. It's out of style.

[EternalStrife]

Well, I for one am offended that you didn't include me on the list, seeing as how I was the least nasty towards you. I hope you didn't think me as one of the bunch of 'clickers and whistlers'.

[marksiwel]

Thats not what your mother said last night!

I didnt relaize I was being harsh. So I'll stop, Go fuck yourslef, right now. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

...assclown
....Starting now

[ZyronDrazil]

I'm sorry Eternal. I totally forgot. Sorry man I had a run this morning not a whole lotta sleep.. didn't even really have to get up.. Anyway..

Heres one for you Eternal. Sorry dude. Ah Shit I also forgot Matthew and Droogan Leader.. Oops Heres one for you guys..

EternalStrife - Dave Chappelle
Matthew - Stan (South Park)
Droogan_Leader - Samuel L. Jackson (I don't know why.)

Sorry I totally forgot