Teach Your Children Well

[Jason_Brown]

...or, pipe down, missy, or you'll never bag a man!

Check out this crazy excerpt from a Washington Post article on Waxman's report on federally-funded teen-abstinence programs.

Excerpt:

Some course materials cited in Waxman's report present as scientific fact notions about a man's need for "admiration" and "sexual fulfillment" compared with a woman's need for "financial support." One book in the "Choosing Best" series tells the story of a knight who married a village maiden instead of the princess because the princess offered so many tips on slaying the local dragon. "Moral of the story," notes the popular text: "Occasional suggestions and assistance may be alright, but too much of it will lessen a man's confidence or even turn him away from his princess."

Here's a link to the article. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A26623-2004Dec1.html)

[FanGirl]

I swear to God my grandmother was saying to my sister yesterday the exact same thing as to why I don't have a boyfriend.

First, it was because I don't wear dresses every day. Then, it was because my clothes weren't colorful enough. And now it's because I know too much and am too independant. She told mys sister that I just need to walk into a room and stay silent and hide in a corner. After dating someone for a few months, then I can open my mouth.

*sigh* I refuse to believe I will be single for the rest of my life simply because I am informed and have an opinion.

[Razorback]

You don't have a boyfriend because guys realize you are too good for them.

[TLS]

I thought grandmothers were supposed to be nice.
Don't worry FanGirl your a great person. I'd date you, if I were a guy, and if I wasn't already with someone.

[DangerSeeker]

Some of us guys go for strong, independent women. We don't have to worry about you when we aren't there. We can come to you with our problems if need be and feel like we can actually get some sound advice. Plus self confident women are better in the sack. You know. That sack that people have sexual relations in.

[Razorback]

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Plus self confident women are better in the sack

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Not from my experience. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Jason_Brown]

Wait, I thought "the sack" was for disposing of un-wanted females... I mean, kittens. (Crap. I was hoping to keep my socio-pathic nature, under-wraps.)

[DangerSeeker]

You know that sort of looked like you were saying that self confident women being better sexually was not a result of experiencing you in the sack, through either omission or lack of gained knowledge. It's amazing how important context and inflection can be.

[Razorback]

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You know that sort of looked like you were saying that self confident women being better sexually was not a result of experiencing you in the sack

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Only if read by a complete retard.

[Mighty_Wingman]

So, you're saying that you agree with him ?

[Mighty_Wingman]

J.B.

From Chuck Shepards, "News of the Weird".
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New Scientist magazine reported in October that psychologists seem to be reclassifying people who are permanently uninterested in sex, from the old notion that such behavior was a disorder to the emerging position that it is merely a sexual preference of "none of the above." (Asexuals profess no sexual attraction at all, encompassing loners reluctant to associate with people and gregarious, caring people whose natural inclination is to relate to others nonsexually.) Recent research estimated that 1 percent of the population is asexual, and in previous research, 40 percent of asexuals described themselves as "extremely" or "very" happy. An asexuality support group (AVEN) touts its bestselling T-shirt, "Asexuality: It's not just for amoebas anymore."
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Those poor poor amoebas.

[Razorback]

I refer you to my previous statement.

[Mighty_Wingman]

I knew you would .

[Razorback]

And knowing is half the battle.

[BAMSS04]

Virgins Rock.... Imagine the self control. Very strong will the virgins have. I lasted til' about 15 and then said screw this, and I did. (Insert Rim Shot) Oh yes, I went there. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Razorback]

I know two virgins (in their 30's... and no, not willingly) and they are cool people, but they don't rock. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

I haven't known a virgin since high school.

Oh, and once you "know" them, they're not really virgins anymore.

[Razorback]

One of them is too picky (which is pretty funny) and the other is... well, I suspect he is afraid of rejection. Very afraid (I recently told him he should be more afraid of dying a virgin than being rejected, but he won't listen).

[FanGirl]

I know 2 that turned 30 this year (neither for lack of trying. Neither have ever had girlfriends). One is a nice sweet guy with LOW self esteem and one that is a horrible individual. And one 26 year old girl who has never had a boyfriend and believes why look when her prince will just one day appear.

[Razorback]

Maybe the virgins should get together for a de-virginizing orgy!

[Mighty_Wingman]

So. You're trying to ask her out ?



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[bwdial]

Don't they do these on the internet every day? I get e-mails about them in my JunkMail everyday. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

[Razorback]

You worry so much about how much sex I have that I often wonder if it is some immature way of asking me out.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Now you're starting to sound like my exes cousin-in-laws sisters brother from another Mothers',Aunts' monkeys' Uncle.

[Razorback]

Hey, I am just saying what everyone else is thinking.

[FanGirl]

That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo.

[marksiwel]

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Hey, I am just saying what everyone else is thinking.

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That a guy who knows almost too much about Star Wars, knows 30 year old Virgins?

or
What does RB look like naked? Or even LOOK like. Has anyone seen this guy? Ever? Is he just a head in a fish bowl?

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Hey, I am just saying what everyone else is thinking.

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Just you Ace. Just you.

What you should be worried about though, is :
A) Why you can't take a joke about it ?
B) Why you care what I think ?
C) Showing your tells .
D) Why mark wants to see you naked?
I mean I wasn't lookin' for a soft spot ,just kiddin' around , but I musta hit pretty close to the mark to get you all riled up like that. It's good to know that'll be there if I need it later. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Razorback]

Umm... sure.

[marksiwel]

sorry we all cant be "Adults" like you Razorback. Now go wait in line for Star Wars 3.

Is it just me, or has the lack of poltical fighting on the boards made everyone act like they are looking for a fight. Damn it cant we fight in one thread and love in all the others.

Pick a thread, everyone be a jerk there, keep it there.

[Razorback]

Oh yes, because liking Star Wars means I am a child.

[marksiwel]

Oh and joking around with someone about dating/sex makes them a child? Come on...Also I never said Liking Star Wars makes you a child. You must feel Star Wars is childish, because I never said it was.

[Razorback]

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Also I never said Liking Star Wars makes you a child

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Oh?

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sorry we all cant be "Adults" like you Razorback. Now go wait in line for Star Wars 3.

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Now, the only reason one quotes something is either when producing a direct quote or when being ironic. Since I made no comment about adults I can only deduce that your comment was meant to be ironic.

In irony, an adult would be a child (since that is the opposite meaning). That statement was correlated with Star Wars, hence you are calling me a child for liking Star Wars.

Try that bullshit with someone equal to your mentality.

[marksiwel]

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Try that bullshit with someone equal to your mentality.

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Your right I should stop *yawn* getting into these arguments with you. They only upset you and make you feel little.

[Razorback]

I would beat your with your intellect, but I am afraid that little thing won't do much damage.

(a handful of people on this site are always telling me about my fragile state of mind, and yet they also argue that I love myself too much... if only they would be consistent... I really need that so I can either be a pompous ass or a scared little virgin... this mutiple personality thing is really pissing off my fake girlfriend)

[marksiwel]

Wait a moment. thats not what you wrote, you edited it. I was referncing your remark you made there. SO of course what I said didnt make sense. You are a crafty one...next time remember to keep a copy of what you wrote because you might change it, got it.

[Razorback]

What I edited said nothing about "adults." Nice try.

[marksiwel]

Hey, if you can prove that it didnt, I will give in. I cant honestly remember what you posted, but it was in context with my post. So yeah, nice try.

[marksiwel]

Also are you Quoting me, or your post you edited? Or are you being ironic? If you are quoting me, I said "Adults" not "adults". I am an ass.

[Razorback]

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Hey, if you can prove that it didnt, I will give in

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I said "Grow up."

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Also are you Quoting me, or your post you edited? Or are you being ironic? If you are quoting me, I said "Adults" not "adults".

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I was being ironic. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[marksiwel]

There you go! "Grow up" implies that he is a child...Therefore you telling someone to grow up implies you are an Adult or think you are. If you didn’t think you were an Adult then you just look silly.
It would then be like a crack head telling a drunk to sober up.
So I assumed you were saying you were an adult, due to the fact you were telling people to “Grow Up”

Its a little sloppy but I think it will hold up in court

[marksiwel]

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a handful of people on this site are always telling me about my fragile state of mind, and yet they also argue that I love myself too much... if only they would be consistent... I really need that so I can either be a pompous ass or a scared little virgin... this mutiple personality thing is really pissing off my fake girlfriend)

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You are a very pompous fragile scared virgin ass who loves himself, with his pissed off fake girlfriend /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Razorback]

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There you go! "Grow up" implies that he is a child

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I removed it for a reason. I had planned to say more and hit reply. Then, I thought it didn't really apply to the comment so I removed it.

So your point would be valid if I hadn't already edited my statement (which I did before you even commented) to reflect the fact that I agree.

[marksiwel]

I thought I was replying to your first comment. I have 56k at home so I have a hell of a wait time between reading a post and then getting to respond. I didnt know you had changed it.

[Razorback]

If you look at the posting times there is 5 minutes between the time I edited my post and you responded. So you either type slow, or it takes you a very long time to come up with those responses.

Or... slow load times. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[marksiwel]

I was disconnected twice while trying to respond. Also I am on my parents 6 year old POS. Normally I post from Rico's house where I keep my PC, cause he has DSL, also its easier to work on it there than here.

Also I was playing with my BRAND NEW PUPPY! Half Pug half boston, a Bug. Posting picures soon. I named him Loki. It was going to be Nixon but the Girlfriend made me change it :-(

[Razorback]

Word...

[Matt1]

C'mon RB, be fair. I have always maintained that you are pompous ass. Never once have I deviated from that claim! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Razorback]

Don't make me prove you wrong. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif