Guess the Quote Game

[Efexeye]

First person that gets it, post the next one....so on and so forth into ETERNITY on the MPS board.......I'll get it rolling.

"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine......"

Name the scene and the character. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Ryall]

>"It smells like Otto's jacket....."

I know this one, anyway. Li'l Ralph Wiggum on the SIMPSONS, I believe.

"No, Ace, just you."

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Will Wheaton as Gordie Lachance in Stand by Me.

Here's an easy one
"Your beauty far excedes that of Catherine the Great, who's hand in marriage I once had the honor of declining."

[TomHarrington]

The first one was The Dude, man, you know? He was leaving the Lebowski estate and this quote was his answer to a proposition from Bunny.

Anyway, I was too late to get credit. Carry on...

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Well, I just had to reply to Ryall's. I had that movie memorized by the time I was 12.

[Denyse]

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I had that movie memorized by the time I was 12.

[/ QUOTE ] Didn't we all?
On a pathetic sidenote, it took me seeing him in four other movies to realize that THAT Jerry O'Connell, was the Jerry O'Connell from SBM. My he did grow up nicely...

[jjcourtright]

I am going to have to bust you Chris. It was not Ralph, it was Lisa while watching Cypress Hill on the Hullabalooza tour.

[Ryall]

Dammit, I KNEW I rushed my answer. Didn't feel right from the start, unlike if he'd said "My cat's breath smells like cat food" or something. I'm suitably busted upon. And you're now banned! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[jjcourtright]

[censored]!

[Zens_7s]

Ryall, you are supposed to be wielding your powers here for the forces of good. jj is crying in the corner. Poor jj. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Wait! That brings up a movie quote: "...now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. No one answered my quote, so until that is done, no one gets to post another quote.

[TomHarrington]

Yeah but, technically speaking, I’m the only one who correctly answered the first one. Look, there’s obviously been a bit of a muddle. I think we need to wait for Efexeye to make a ruling in this case.

[code6enterprises]

That quote was from Spaceballs. Rick Moranis said it and his character name was Dark Helmet. He said it when he stole the ring from the good guy when he was trying to blow up the ship. Next Quote.

"Crazy kids and their crazy..... VD."
Name the character and the movie.

[Efexeye]

Harington got it.....It is the Dude talking to Bunny Lebowski, right after she says "I'll suck your [censored] for a thousand dollars. But Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay 50."
The other one is actually my sig. Sorry if that caused confusion. And yes, that is Lisa Simpson at Hullabalooza during Cypress Hill's set. BTW, the same episode used to have Kearney and Otto making a joke about LSD and then they look at Otto's shoes and they are talking to him. They cut it from the serialized version, anyone know why? Maybe the full scene will be on the box set (coming out in late August I think.)
Jesus I have a lot of free time.

[code6enterprises]

WRONG!

My quote was from National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Van Wilder, Ryan Reynolds, is talking to Gwen Peirson, Tara Reid, after she walks into his room as he was helping an underclassman with his VD.

[Tongue]

UMMMMM You just answered your own question before anyone had the chance to reply. Kinda defeats the object don't you think????

[DarthMaulRat]

C'mon, this is a good thread, lets keep it going. If you're not entirely sure on your answer, just wait a few minutes for confimation before submitting your own quote.

Here's a quote:
"The enemy can not press a button...if you have disabled his hand!"

[Efexeye]

Bizzump

[Tongue]

Is it Sean Connery in Hunt for Red October???

[code6enterprises]

I thought that he was trying to answer my quote. Oops.

[DarthMaulRat]

None of you got it. It was from Starship Troopers, which is said by the Sarge guy right after he throws a knife through a private's hand at boot camp. Its a funny scene where the private questions the usefulness of hand to hand combat since most battles these days are "button wars".

[Kendra]

In the interest of keeping this thread going I'm putting out an easy one:

"You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell shark, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July. "

[Matt1]

Ta-dah! That's from Jaws. I'm pissed because I can't remember whether Brodie said that or the Mayor. I'm fairly certain it was the Mayor. *sigh*

Alright, my turn...

"Your Mother ate my dog!"

[Kendra]

Dead Alive.
The chick said it - can't remember her name (Paquita I'm guessing from the IMDB).

How 'bout this one:
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her."

(ps. It was the Mayor who said it to Brody in Jaws)

[Efexeye]

Hey, if no one follows the order of the game, this thread is just a bunch of quotes that we like. Wait to hear back from the original poster, then whoever posted the right answer FIRST posts the next quote. I guessed all of them but it is only one person posting at a time, and Harington is next.

[Kendra]

Of course. My bad. In all the excitement of wanting to win this game I failed to follow standard procedures. I guess what my Grade 1 teacher wrote about me was true "Kendra doesn't play well with others."

[Kendra]

(Just to clarify the above was a quote from my Grade 1 report card, not part of the Quote Game.)

Proceed Mr. Harrington.

[Efexeye]

bump

[TomHarrington]

Sorry for the delay. Me? Here's the quote:


"Is somebody....crying?"

[ozchick]

Is it from A league of their own ? I think it was said by Tom Hanks - "There's no crying in baseball!"

[TomHarrington]

Good guess, but no blunt. /forums/images/icons/frown.gif The question remains……

[DangerSeeker]

Dang, now I need to know the Smurf one!

I'm going to be a Monkey and say Buckaroo Banzai.

[TomHarrington]

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I'm going to be a Monkey and say Buckaroo Banzai.

[/ QUOTE ]
Monkey is as monkey does, DangerSeeker. Well done. You're up, Blue Blazer.

[Kendra]

The Smurf Quote has been deemed null and void due to me jumping in line ahead of the rightful quoter.

You've got the conch DangerSeeker.

Laugh while you can Monkeyboy.

[DangerSeeker]

"People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him."

Should sound familiar enough to frustrate a few, but not as obscure as what I was GOING to do.

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

That was said by Dr. Pearl (Eugene Levy) in Waiting For Guffman.

[DangerSeeker]

That would be correct, so it is your quote!

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

OK, Here's the quote: "When you grow up, your heart dies."

[psychofiend]

Best Quote ever "We were somewhere in Barstow when the drugs began to take hold, I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit light-headed maybe you should drive'"
From Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

[DarthMaulRat]

As far as I know, that's from The Breakfast Club, one of the great cult movies of the 80's. Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling, down, down, down, down...

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

That's it. Said by the character Allison Reynolds, played by Ally Sheedy. Your turn!

[DarthMaulRat]

Here we go. Time to spin the wheel.

"We are so poor, we don't even have a language; just a stupid accent!!"

Good luck.

[Kendra]

History of the World: Part I
Cloris Leachman said it.

[DarthMaulRat]

Indeed. That is correct! I was watching a lot of Mel Brookes this weekend and that quote stuck in my head. Your turn.

[Efexeye]

Kendra, u are up! Keep it goin'!

[Kendra]

Okay how 'bout you can guess the quote I gave before (lovingly refered to as the 'Smurf quote') or this one:

"It's the dough Roper or we gotta break somethin'"

[psychofiend]

Just wondering Darth Maul Rat. have u ever seen Trooper Clerks on atomfilms.com (http://www.atomfilms.com)

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

The Smurf quote comes from Donnie Darko and was said by Donnie.

[Kendra]

Yes, NeoMaxiZoomDweeb. You are correct.

("It's the dough Roper or we gotta break somethin'" is from _Enter the Dragon_)

Your quote.

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

Cool. Next quote: "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

[DangerSeeker]

If I'm not mistaken, it's the Frighteners. If I am mistaken, then it's something else.

[Zens_7s]

Young Guns?

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

Nope, sorry.

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

You're getting closer!

[DangerSeeker]

Derpaderpadum. I was thinking Death aint no way to make a livin. I had my guess, but I think I know it now. I'll hold off though.

[Zens_7s]

Well I was thinking about the Jon Bon Jovi song "Dyin ain't much of a living" from the Young Guns II soundtrack.

Wait...are they being REALLY picky? Young Guns II?

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

Nope, it's not Young Guns II. I would bet that the Bon Jovi song you cited and the quote mentioned by DangerSeeker are homages to the source of the quote. I'll give a hint. The movie I'm thinking of is a western.

[PeterCoffin]

Damn it... I know this... I know it's an Eastwood flick...

[ozchick]

Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales?

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

That's the one. You're turn!

[Efexeye]

Nice job, ozchick. I think i knew this but I wanted to let someone else play. I think Outlaw Josey Wales is one of my favorite flicks of all time, especialy where he says "You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" What a hardass!

Go ahead Ozchick!

[ozchick]

ok... the pressure of a quote.....

"You want me to put my hands where?"

[TomHarrington]

Well, it sounds a lot like something my wife said to me on our honeymoon, but that can't be right. Come on, somebody has to know this.

[DarthMaulRat]

I'm gonna take a guess and say American Pie 2. Only saw the movie once but it reminds me of the anal prostate milking follow-up near the end of the movie.

[Zens_7s]

Hmmmm....I am going to bust myself on this one...

The Cutting Edge. The perfect girl meets hockey guy movie. Since I am married to a former hockey player, I shall be excused for knowing the reference.

[ozchick]

yep its The Cutting Edge... and I've never been married to a hockey player (actually never seen a game until Game 5 of the recent finals) so I have no excuse for being so pathetic and knowing quotes from that movie!!

You're up Zens_7s!

[code6enterprises]

I thought it was from the end of Road Trip.

[Efexeye]

Zens 7's, even though you should be smitten down where you stand for knowing that quote, you are next! /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

[Zens_7s]

Do not smote me! It is not my fault I have been forced to watch it at least 20 times.

K - my turn...
"If you really wanted to screw me up, you should've gotten to me earlier!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

You quoted High Fidelity? After there's another thread about it already?

[Zens_7s]

I wanted it to be easy, because I won't be around to judge today. You should not have answered. It is unfair when we already share a brain.

Robbo's turn.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

We share a brain? Or is it that you just tell me what to do all the time?

And since no one bothered to answer my first attempt at this, here is my quote. Zens, you may not get it, but I dedicate it to you.

"Allow me to say that you excell in beauty even the magnificent Catherine the Great of Russia, whose hand in marriage I once had the honor of declining."

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

I believe that was said by the Baron to Venus in The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Correct, you are. I concede the floor.

[Efexeye]

Keep it going dude!

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

Next quote: "You can't be my son. No woman ever slept with me and lived."

[psychofiend]

I don't know and I don't care but I think the answer from that Hitchikers book says it's prolly 42.

[code6enterprises]

I'm thinking it might be a James Bond movie but I dn't think he ever had a son.

[DarthMaulRat]

I recognize it from some obscure and wacky comedy that was either 70's or early 80's. But I can't even begin to think of a title to the movie. I can just hear this vocie saying the quote. Am I close?

[Kendra]

Yellowbeard?

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

You were in the*ballpark. The movie was Yellowbeard (1983) and could definitely be described as "wacky". The quote was said by Yellowbeard to his son Dan. Marty Feldman died while the movie was in production and he had to be written out by using another actor to portray the death of his character. I think it was also James Mason's last film. John Cleese was in it and called it one of the worst movies ever made. I would have to disagree and hope that it finds its way to DVD.

[NeoMaxiZoomDweeb]

That is correct. Your turn!

[Kendra]

I can't believe I remembered that. I had Yellowbeard taped and watched it everyday afterschool while I did my homework until my brother taped over it with The Wiz (which is where I picked up my love for Nipsey Russell).

Okay since I won before I'll make this one easy:
"Everyone I know has a big but. C'mon Simone, lets talk about your big but."

[Efexeye]

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure! (one of my favorite movies, and when Large Marge freaks out, I STILL want to piss myself.)

[Efexeye]

I know I'm right on the last one, so here's the next one....I'm trying to be a little more obscure here, so here goes:

(Ominously)"Get out."

Is this chintz? I don't know. Good luck!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

That could come from Amityville Horror, or a number of other places. Jack Palance probably said it a lot.

[Dave]

Eddie Murphy's Raw?
Would a concert Film even count?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

See, I would have said that too, but he was lampooning Amityville, so I didn't think that Eddie Murphy's bit would count. Maybe it does and you're right.

[Efexeye]

It's from a lot of movies, but I'm specifically thinking of one particular scene. Think about this summer's sequel movies, maybe that will help a little. IT is very "visually memorable" if that helps, too.

[DarthMaulRat]

Terminator 2 where the T-1000 punches through the glass of the helicopter and the pilot willingly jumps out. Awesome scene.

[psychofiend]

"Bill Cosby called and chastized me."

[Dave]

"Tell Bill, i said have a Coke and a Smile and Shut the F*ck up!"

[psychofiend]

"...Jello pudding eating [censored]."

[Efexeye]

Good one Darth Maul. Go ahead, you're up!

[DarthMaulRat]

Alright, here's a tougher one, but if you know the movie it should be easier:

"Ahh! What's wrong with you? What are you screamin' for? Every five minutes there's something... a bomb or something! I'm leaving... bzzzzt!"

[DangerSeeker]

5th Element?
Chee-kan! Good!

[Joeythetank]

that would be george(jason alexender) and Kramer (micheal Richards) of Seinfeld

[DarthMaulRat]

Yikes! That was unusually quick. I had the movie sitting next to me (from the blockbuster dumpster fund) and decided to pop it in and write down the first identifiable quote I heard.

Nice one DangerSeeker, your turn.

[DangerSeeker]

Okay, *cracking knuckles* Ow...

"Do you have children?"
"As often as we can."

One of my favorite lines from something a bit obscure.

[DarthMaulRat]

I could've sworn that was an IMDB quote of the day recently. But I guess I can't look, that would be cheating.

[DangerSeeker]

If you have a source, I say go for it. If they picked this movie for a quote of the day, I'd love to know about it.

[Tongue]

Taking a wild stab and saying People Under The Stairs????

[DangerSeeker]

Nope. Earlier than that

[Dave]

It's a shame that you missed posting this quote by 4 days, huh?

[DangerSeeker]

It is, and that's actually why I thought of it, but kept missing out on replying first. I believe this also makes it your turn.

[Dave]

Excellent, Just to make it official, the movie was Saturday the 14th.

Now on with the game.
With tobacco firmly planted in cheek:

"Secret Agent! On whooooooooose side?"

Good luck!!
Dave

[Zens_7s]

Would the movie in question be named after a Paul McCartney song by any chance?

[psychofiend]

Hey I just noticed something. Dave, if that is really what you look like, you look like Paul McCartney.

[Dave]

Yes, Zen you are correct. I kind of like this answering, but not answering thing that is going on here.

I was going to go with, "Ten Fingers on the fender, boy." but i thought that that was probably too hard.

I have been told i have a paul McCartney thing going on, especially when i was younger and had longer hair. good times, good times.

[Zens_7s]

You know what...you do have a Paul McCartney thing going on! Now you and Anthony LaPaglia (aka Ryall) can hang out together and the fans will come a runnin.

Here is my quote: "We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men."

[Jessies_Girl]

OOH, OOH I KNOW IT I KNOW IT! That is from the show Seinfeld, its Jerry talking to Kramer after Kramer told the story about "hijacking" a city bus and fighting off a mugger when he had to hurry something to a hospital.

Try this one:
"Dude" "Sweet!"

[TomHarrington]

Hey Jessie's Girl, and welcome. It's actually Zen_7s' turn, and here is her quote:

"We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men."

If you think you know that one, take a guess and wait for Zen_7s to confirm the answer. Good luck!

[DarthMaulRat]

Finally, one that I recognize. The Boondock Saints I believe. I also believe that one of the LOTR movies has a similar quote in the beginning.

[Zens_7s]

Yep! We have a winner, with the Boondock Saints. The floor has been yielded to DarthMaulRat.

[DarthMaulRat]

Sorry about the late response, but here goes:

"If he'd just pay me what he's paying them to stop me robbing him, I'd stop robbing him!"

An easy one, but still a classic quote from a classic movie.

[code6enterprises]

Anytime I get a chance to respond first I don't know it.

[Tongue]

Hmmmmm sounds like a Billy the Kid movie. Billy the Kid perhaps?

[DarthMaulRat]

Close, very close.

[Matt1]

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?

[DarthMaulRat]

That is correct sir! Its probably the only western that I've ever watched the whole way through. I don't even think I've ever seen The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly from beginning to end, only in parts. But the fact that Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid held my attention the whole time makes it my favorite old-time western.

Your turn.

[Matt1]

Yeah, it's one of my all time favorites. Definetly one of the most quotable films of all time. Alright, let me think...

"He would have an enormous Schwanstugel!"

[TomHarrington]

What is Young Frankenstein?

[Matt1]

Correctomundo. The floor is yours.

[TomHarrington]

I thought I'd never get to play again. Cool.

Have at:

"My, that's a big one!"


Hint: It isn't a porn movie.

[psychofiend]

Boogie Nights

[code6enterprises]

Showgirls.

[uvebeenboxed]

how about this one....i want you to hit me as hard as you can

[code6enterprises]

Dude, you have to guess the previous quote right and then have it checked by the person that posted that quote before you can post a quote.

[TomHarrington]

Good guesses, but I'm thinking my hint might have been misleading. It just sounded like a porn dialogue to me, but it actually wasn't. And it's not a movie about that either. Forget the hint. There is no hint.

It's still open. Keep a' guessin'.

"My, that's a big one!"

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Transformers the Movie, where Hot Rod and Spike's son, (Daniel?) are catching fish.

[SylusWeber]

"I figure I get myself a job at a Post Office or maybe even a Bank, work real hard and work my way up to manager you know learn the system real well. Then one day I'mma rob the [censored] blind! Break all y'all selves"

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I'm sorry, did you answer the previous quote. No giving out new quotes until the previous is answered. That's like going from first to third base in both baseball and the sexual metaphor.

[SylusWeber]

The person above me answered it so why dont you answer my [censored]?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I'm lost, I don't know what quote we're at. Too many people posting too many quotes before answering the previous.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

that was my reply, one and two, it is not official until confirmed by the poster of the quote. Thus, if I am correct (which we won't know until confirmation) THEN IT'S MY TURN TO POST A QUOTE!

[Dave]

Hey Robbo,
If you turn out to have the right quote, why don't we start a new tread with your new quote, this one is getting kind of long.

Dave

[Robbo_the_Hood]

A good idea sir. However, I doubt that will stop people from posting on this thread. Regardless, I will do as requested.

[TomHarrington]

Nobody has gotten it yet. What happens if nobody guesses it? How do we keep the game going and keep people involved? Efexeye, what do you think best?

[code6enterprises]

How about Tom just answers it himself on this board and posts a new quote on a new thread?

[DangerSeeker]

Depends. I can't remember if there's been five guesses or six. I feel lucky, though. Dirty Harry?

[Dave]

if nobody guesses, maybe another quote from the same movie, or maybe more info on the context is needed.

[code6enterprises]

That's a good idea cause I bet that's been said in a lot of movie's. It's kinda like saying "the."

[TomHarrington]

Impressive. Most impressive.

It was the scene at the monument where Scorpio, played by Eddie Vedder, see's Callahan's sidearm up close for the first time.

The floor recognizes DangerSeeker and concedes control of the thread to him. You are now free to start a new thread with your quote.....Punk. &lt;Eye twitch&gt;