why cant you

[ghosthunter]

use bank draft or wire money for the goods on sale here, i dont have a credit card,
and find it hard to buy the items i want, /forums/images/icons/confused.gif http://geocities.com/fbeswicke/images,jpg http://geocities.com/fbeswicke/fish.gif were's my fish gone

[Affleckie]

Because I say so.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

You heard the woman. She said, "Fuck off."

[lazytroll]

Get a checkcard from your bank. Most of them can be used just like a credit card.

If your bank doesn't offer one, change banks.
There are always options.

[DangerSeeker]

Like abortion.

Oh, wait. I'm in the wrong thread. Never mind.

[Zens_7s]

I used my bank card to finance the "Stem Cell Reseach Institute." Right after I got done with my abortion I went over to the welfare office, picked up my check and spent it on coke and whores.

After I hung out at the pro-Death Penalty committee headquarters (also contains the Arlington Public Library and Happy Day Daycare center). While there I thought a bit about tort reform, but then spilled my Venti Peppermint-a-chino Starbucks in my lap and decided to sue. On my way to the courthouse I ran into my old lesbian lover from the "everybody has an experimental year of college". We decided to get hitched by the local progressive church and then adopt a child named after David Crosby.

Ahh, life is good. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[DangerSeeker]

Oh my gaia, small world! I was actually at the library, stuck in an elevator. I had to deliver a teenage girl's baby because her preacher father was panicking too much. I asked for a warm towel, and he poured his hot coffee... on the baby, we'll say. We named it Tort Venti!

[Mighty_Wingman]

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I used my bank card to finance the "Stem Cell Reseach Institute." Right after I got done with my abortion I went over to the welfare office, picked up my check and spent it on coke and whores.

After I hung out at the pro-Death Penalty committee headquarters (also contains the Arlington Public Library and Happy Day Daycare center). While there I thought a bit about tort reform, but then spilled my Venti Peppermint-a-chino Starbucks in my lap and decided to sue. On my way to the courthouse I ran into my old lesbian lover from the "everybody has an experimental year of college". We decided to get hitched by the local progressive church and then adopt a child named after David Crosby.

Ahh, life is good. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

This is why you're the Queen . Masterful ! Genius ! .."and whores. " /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif I'm hurting !

... Like, as if , you'd ever have to pay for sex.

[Zens_7s]

Well, I suppose I don't have to pay for sex, but they do tend to be more discreet. Since I am working on my budding political career I am hoping to get some good hooker stories built up now. That way, when they bust them out during my second term in office, I can say that it was a crazy time in my life but I have found Jesus. Never mind the fact that Jesus didn't ever really get lost. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[DarthMaulRat]

Hey, paying for sex is no different than any other relationship. Relationships are all about reciprocating, and money is so much more easier to give than feelings.

[karmattack]

Man, as many times as I've tried to explain that, she never seems to understand...

[DarthMaulRat]

That's when you introduce your hooker to new feelings...

...usually pain in the form of a bitchslap.

[karmattack]

Actually, that's not "new." Flaming wheelbarrow is new.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Flaming wheelbarrow ? Is it like ?
http://www.hill.anorak.org.uk/pics/moebig.gif
Elaborate please .

[DangerSeeker]

It involves body wax, rubbing alcohol, sparklers, a canine-themed arrangement, and extreme caution. Also known as nookie napalm.

[freetoaster]

You forgot to mention the Big-Mac and the dildo.

[Dave]

What does my lunch have to do with this?

[freetoaster]

If you actually ate the dildo you've made a grievous error. You will have to start the process completely over.

[Dave]

well i just ate the sammich, but i did put the dildo in my mouth repeatedly, so i thought that counted.

[jjcourtright]

Britney Spears is your idol, isn't she?

[DangerSeeker]

How many times do I have to explain this...

Vlassic DILL pickle! DILL! And if I have to take anyone to the hospital for baking another cherry pie, it'll ruin Thanksgiving.

[Dave]

No my Idol is a golden sheep. Britney Spears is just my 2nd wife.