What are your favorite movie quotes?

[filmfreak0000]

Most of mine are by Robert De Niro:

"Here come two words for you: shut the f**k up!"
"You talkin to me? Well, I'm the only one here..."
"You're learning two great things in life; never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut."

I could list about 50 more - He has so many memorable lines. Your fav's, any actor?

[Razorback]

"We are men of action, lies do not become us."

I use that one in the real world because it really does apply to many arguments. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[Basktcas247]

"If history's taught us anything, it's that you can kill anybody."
Al Pacino, THE GODFATHER PART II

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and appoligize."
Harvey Keitel, RESERVOIR DOGS

"In this big game we play-life-, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve, it's what you take."
Tom Cruise, MAGNOLIA

"Now we had a deal, Wayde, a deal's a deal."
William H. Macy, FARGO

"Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead."
Bruce Willis, PULP FICTION

[Razorback]

"Where now is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing? Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow; The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. Who shall gather the smoke of the deadwood burning, or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?"

RB

[Matt1]

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." -Ash, Army of Darkness

"I kick ass for the lord!" -Kung-Fu Preacher, Dead Alive

[code6enterprises]

I like a few.

"They were like my brothers. Not my real brothers but the way black people say it. So it was more meaningful."Ben Stiller, Zoolander

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot...Hey come back here!"Brian O'Holloran, Clerks

"I want you lock, stock, and barrel.""Is this some sort of gay thing?""No""Are you sure?""Uh...yes."Alec Baldwin and Jeff Anderson, Clerks TV Show (So What if it's not a movie)

[psychofiend]

"Don't call me shirley"
AIRPLANE
"Let's go commit some crimes"
REPO MAN
"[censored] you, [censored] you, [censored] you, your cool, [censored] you"
HALF BAKED

[35mmCritic]

"She think I'm a steed."- Donkey, Shrek

"So, where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyway?"-Donkey
"Inside waiting for us to rescue her."-Shrek, Shrek

"His file is longer than my, well, it's long."- Matt Damon, Ocean's Eleven

"Now the question of etiquette, as I pass in front of you do I give you the ass or the crotch?" Brad Pitt, Fight Club

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." Sir Anthony Hopkins, The Silence of the Lambs

"No Pussy Has Nine Lives" Tom Cruise's lecture poster, Magnolia

"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go." Harrison Ford, Raiders of the Lost Ark

[ozchick]

so many quotes, so little time - here's a few of my faves:

"Sorry Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have got more for your seven cents." - Stand By Me

"I don't know any lepers either but I'm not going to run out and join one of their [censored] clubs" - The Breakfast Club

"Ugh, Ugh, I think I've got the black lung Pop." - Zoolander

"What came first the music or the misery? Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable, or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?" - High Fidelity

"I like your costume, but when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated." - Legally Blonde

"There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite but no secret handshake" - Reality Bites

"Haven't I made it abundently clear in the 10 years of our friendship that I don't know dick. Most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass, or sticking my hand in it!" - Mallrats

"If I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life? Pez. Cherry flavoured pez. No question about it." - Stand By Me

"My own brother, a goddamn bloodsucking vampire. You wait till mom finds out." - The Lost Boys

I could go on, but I won't!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[DangerSeeker]

"Oh no! Ernest, are you dead?"
"I would be if I wasn't just that close to being an actual cartoon character." - Ernest Rides Again

"Twelve milkmen is theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly." - Freaked

"Fagabeefe?" - Midnight Madness

[johnbamforth]

Always bet on black Wesley Snipes Passenger 57

[jjcourtright]

I'll trace a chalk line around your dead [censored] body. - Banky

[johnbamforth]

Give me some sugar baby Ash army of Darkness
Shop smart shop S-mart Ash army of Darkness

[BrianLynch]

Jon, your name has "bamf" in it. Just a heads up.

[jjcourtright]

He's got 83 posts under his belt, and you just realized that?

[BrianLynch]

Sorry I don't stare at people's names and extract sound effects from them like you do 24/7, you big jerk.

[psychofiend]

"Welcome to prime time, bitch."
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3

"There's someone trying to kill us"
reply "Welcome to New York"
Friday the 13th Part 8

I appologize to anyone who is offended* but, "Did you see the sign outside my house that said dead n----- storage??"
PULP FICTION

*note I am not a racist it is just a funny line, if you have a problem with this I humbly appologize.

[filmfreak0000]

Ozchick, those are some great quotes! Keep 'em comin...

Here's some Steve Martin ones:

1.) "It's these cans... he HATES these cans!" - The Jerk

2.)"I'll have a double-half cup of decaffeinated half-caf" - L.A. Story

3.)"You know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!" - Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Woody Allen has some good ones too:

1.) "My Brain? I don't want anything to happen to my brain... it's my second favorite organ!"
2.) "I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that wan'ts me as a member."

Another Robert De Niro:

"I have nipples Greg - could you milk me?"

BTW, I just found out the coolest news (well, for De Niro fans like myself anyway) - Robert De Niro is going to get the AFI Lifetime achievement award! It'll be on the USA channel, June 23 9pm/8c (http://www.usanetwork.com/specials/afideniro/ - I didn't know this, but Harrison Ford already got one of these!) It's about time for De Niro. It should come as no surprise, since the man has more than 60 movies under his belt, but I was starting to wonder if they were ever going to give him his due credit. He's one of my favorite actors of all time, so I for one am thrilled about this.

[johnbamforth]

yeah and ur point is

[BrianLynch]

My point is your name rules because it has a sound effect IN IT. It's like I told my friend, Donnie Snikt. "Donnie", I said, "your name has a sound effect RIGHT IN IT...seriously...every time Superman would smack something metal, it would make a DOOOOOOOOOOOONIE sound..."

He looked at me like I was retarded and then I took a nap.

[jjcourtright]

You make me laugh an awful lot Lynch.

[Ryall]

>Here's some Steve Martin ones:

"CLEANING WOMAN!"

"I'm adusting your breasts. When you fell down they got knocked out of whack."

Sorry, not the greatest quotes, but I watched DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID (on AMC!) last night. That movie rules.

>BTW, I just found out the coolest news (well, for De Niro fans like myself anyway) - Robert De Niro is going to get the AFI Lifetime achievement award! It'll be on the USA channel, June 23 9pm/8c (http://www.usanetwork.com/specials/afideniro/ - I didn't know this, but Harrison Ford already got one of these!) It's about time for De Niro. It should come as no surprise, since the man has more than 60 movies under his belt, but I was starting to wonder if they were ever going to give him his due credit. He's one of my favorite actors of all time, so I for one am thrilled about this.

I'm actually going to this -- it tapes next Thursday. Brown tie, er, I mean, black tie and all (but since I'll be at a table far off-camera, that means black suit and not a tux). The Tom Hanks one a year ago was pretty fun, so if this one's notable at all, I'll write it up at the site.

[jjcourtright]

You have the coolest job.

[johnbamforth]

ok man lol never looked at it like that

[DIRTY_SANCHEZ]

This is a post i like!!!

1. "you wanna say something" brodie reps " about a million things but i can't express myself monosolovically enough for you to understand em all!" or words to that effect - Mallrats

2. " forget about it" Donnie Brasco!

3. " I must have you even if it has to burglary" Withnail & I

4. The conversation Scicilians were spawned by Afro Carribeans ( or words to that effect ) between Hopper and Walken in True Romance best one on one dialogue ever !!!!

Great post this i could sit here all night!!

Just my opinions as always?

[The_Time_Rule]

My favorite movie quote is

Yo, Yous guys wanna hear something f**ked up about him (Randal) and that Quick Stop boy (Dante), Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[johnbamforth]

I taught you how to skate, I taught how to fly, I taught you how to go for the W.
Coach Riley Might Ducks

[johnbamforth]

Did you know I am utterly insane.
When i see a pretty women walking down the street i think two things how pretty she is and how it would be to date her. The other is how her heard would look like on a stick.
Patrick Bateman American Physco

[johnbamforth]

This old lad he played one he played pogo on ur lung.You can't stop me my dear im a leprechaun. I want me gold
Leprechuan 1,2,3

[Plum]

hey there..

''what the [censored] is the internet'' jason mewes, jay and silent bob strikes back.

''here's your finger, and here's your pulse, far from the pulse and jam straight up your ass... say would you like a chocolat covered pretzel'' Jason Lee, Jay and silent bob strikes back.

''i think your'e underestemating the sneakyness'' John Turturro, Mr.Deeds

''il nomine patris et fili, et spiritus sancti'' the two guys in Boondock Saints

and some others but gotta go.. phone is ringing

[code6enterprises]

<<''here's your finger, and here's your pulse, far from the pulse and jam straight up your ass... say would you like a chocolat covered pretzel'' Jason Lee, Jay and silent bob strikes back.>>

You got that a little off.

"Here's the pulse, and hee's your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel."

[johnbamforth]

Do you know who i am
Mr. Hannah from Oxygen

[johnbamforth]

She will be expecting filet miguon and all i will be able to give her is rump roast
Jim from American Pie 2

[johnbamforth]

Its my big dick. im a big bright shinning star.
Dirk Digller
Boogie Nights

[code6enterprises]

I've got one more to add.

"So, you wanna hear me tell a joke? Knock knock.""Who's there.""Go f*ck yourself." Tom Hanks- Catch Me If You Can

Has anyone else seen that movie? I just saw it a few days agoand I really liked it.

[Omaru]

"That groupie? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you're always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can't see that, that's your biggest problem. And I love her! I love her!" William in 'Almost Famous'

[colcake]

"I like you hell you can come over to my house and [censored] my sister"
- full metal jacket
"Boy watcha ya wanna [censored] around with that river for?"
-deliverance
"bring out the Gimp"
-pulp fiction
"Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
-Full metal jacket
"now say goodnight"
-american history X
"I shot her.. You shot her?"
-Jackie brown
"God I hate you kenny"
-south park movie
"piss off"
-snatch
"cooze"
-reservior dogs

[ER_Steele]

Personally, I strive to lead a life directed in no small part by these:

From the Blues Bros--
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark ... and we're wearing sunglasses." -- Elwood
"Hit it." -- Jake

From Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas--
"Put on the radio. Turn on the tape machine. Roll your goddamn window down. Let us taste this cool desert wind. Ah, yes. This is what it's all about." (then the overdub: TOTAL CONTROL NOW ... TOOLING ALONG THE MAIN DRAG ON A SATURDAY NIGHT IN VEGAS. TWO GOOD OLD BOYS IN A FIRE-APPLE RED CONVERTIBLE ... STONED, RIPPED, TWISTED. GOOD PEOPLE.)

Also from F&N in LV--
"Like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger." and
"Just another freak in the Freak Kingdom." and
"I need PEACE! The only solution is MACE!"

Beetlejuice--
"Hey, these aren't my rules ... Come to think about it, I don't have any rules."

Men at Work--
"It allows me to seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history."

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels--
"Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above the waist?"

History of the World Part One--
"What fool put a carpet on the wall?"

Real Genius--
"I'm only saying this because I care ... there are a lot of decaffeinate brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."

Spinal Tap--
"There's such a fine line between stupid and clever." (David St. Hubbins) and
"Have a good time all the time." (Viv Savage)

Say Anything--
"If you start out depressed, everything is a pleasant surprise."

Joe vs. the Volcano--
"Certain doors you got to go through alone." and
"Wherever we go, whatever we do, we're taking this luggage with us."

Drop Dead Fred--
"Never leave the party until the very, very end."

Strange Brew--
"Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization."

Caddyshack--
"Danny, I'm going to give you a little advice. There is a force in the universe that makes things happen - and all you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking and let things happen and ... be the ball." and
"The shortest distance between two points is a straight line ... in the opposite direction."

They Live--
"I have come here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubble-gum." (Rowdy Roddy Piper)

Shakes the Clown--
"It's a mime! Get him!"

Apocalypse Now--
"Never get off the boat."

Kids, there's many more that I suspect I'll want to stab myself in the eye with a blunt pencil for leaving out. I can only find my quote books vol. 1 through 18 right now ... and the majority of the quotes listed there are from friends, not movies. Selah.

Resume available upon request,
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[D1Saint2001]

"You Can't Tripple-Stamp A Double-Stamp!" /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
-dumb and dumber

" You don't know Jungle Love? That [censored] is the MAD notes!" - Jay /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

" How 'bout an ash-tray..., Can I color me that?"
--Vince Vaugh, MADE

[psychofiend]

"We can't stop here, this is bat country"
-Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

"I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my right ear, and Tobe the Japs'... I don't know what, coming out of my left."
-RESERVOIR DOGS

"AK-47, when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother[censored] in the room, accept no substitutes"
JACKIE BROWN

[welshy]

You heard of El'Nino? Well this is El'Negro
-Ice Cube, Next Friday

And while we're on the topic I knew that wasnt a real little boy
-Park Ranger, J&SB

Its not a house its a home, a mans home is his castle.
-Michael Cayton, The Castle

Its like looking in a mirror but...not
-John Travolta, Face Off

Count my money, party with bitches, Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between ... those titties
-Joker, Next Friday

[Peoria]

In reply to: I have come here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubble-gum." (Rowdy Roddy Piper)


I think eveyone can learn something frome Rowdy Roddy Piper.

My favorite is my signature.

[ZyronDrazil]

"So I see you know a lot about golf" Some guy
"I know even more about Grass" Snoop Dogg- Starsky and Hutch

Fight Club:
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

" It used to be enough that when I came home angry and knowing that my life wasn't toeing my five-year plan, I could clean my condominium or detail my car. Someday I'd be dead without a scar and there would be a really nice condo and car. "

""It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything." Tyler Durden

"Recycling and speed limits are bullshit," Tyler

I have more.. I'll post another time though. Those are my favorites.. oh and I'll leave with one:

"But I wanted to get some power converters!" Luke

[FanGirl]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
" It used to be enough that when I came home angry and knowing that my life wasn't toeing my five-year plan, I could clean my condominium or detail my car. Someday I'd be dead without a scar and there would be a really nice condo and car. "

[/ QUOTE ]

Not to be difficult, but since you quoted one of my favorite authors, I feel the need to say that the above quote is from the book and not the movie. But thanks for playing.

[phit_demon]

Just a few of my favourites, I'll probably think of more later:

"Brother Sheamus? What's that, like an Irish monk?", Jeff Bridges, The Big Lebowski

"I think the problem may have been that there was a Stone Hendge monument on stage, that was in danger of being crushed...by a dwarf.", Mike McKean, This is Spinal Tap

"We've got a blind date with Destiny, and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.", William H. Macy, Mystery Men

"I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip", Matt Stone, Cannibal: The Musical

[JamesW]

"I know you....you're...famous." "I was once....sort of...kind of...but not anymore." the postman and the mayor of bridge city aka tom petty

"does he have to use the word...poopy?" Bill Murray in groundhog day

Not my absolute favorites, but some good ones you dont always hear.

[freetoaster]

"I got a Harley Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley Davidson?"

"He'd fuck a pile of wood even if he thought there was a snake in it."

[TLS]

Well, I guess I'll add my favorites since I wasn't around the first time this thread was here.

"I hate to say anything negative, but no." (Mike from the Young Ones)

"If he gets up, We'll all get up, It'll be anarchy!" (Bender -Breakfast Club)

"But what I do, I do because I like to do." (Alex-Clockwork Orange)

"You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage." (Brodie-Mallrats)

"You must unlearn what you have learned." (Yoda) /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[bwdial]

Be...sure...to...drink...your...Ovaltine.
Ovaltine?
A crummy commercial?
Son of a bitch!

Ralphie...A Christmas Story

'Tis the season. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Dave]

Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra.

[FanGirl]

It's. It's Smiling at me. *THWAP*

[Jason_Brown]

Darren McGavin is a friggin' genius.

[BAMSS04]

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens.
(Airplane)


Roger Bowen (Lt. Colonel Henry Braymore Blake): Hawkeye Pierce? I got a twix from headquarters about you...says you stole a jeep.
Donald Sutherland (Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce): No sir, no, I didn't steal it. No, it's right outside.

(MASH)



Mykelti Williamson (Bubba Blue): Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

(Forrest Gump)


Walter Matthau (Oscar): Don't threaten me with jail, Blanche, because it's not a threat. With my expenses and my alimony, a prisoner takes home more pay than I do.

(Odd Couple)


John Belushi (Bluto): My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Tim Matheson (Otter): Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med.

(Animal House)



Robin Williams (Cronauer): Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P. shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T. 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and then
we'd all be put out on K.P.

Robin Williams (Cronauer): Hey, we're back. That last two seconds of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest hit single, "Walkin In The Wind." And now, here are the headlines. Here they come right now. Pope actually found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar. The East Germans, today, claimed the Berlin Wall was a fraternity prank. Also the Pope decided today to release Vatican-related bath products. An incredible thing, yes, it's the new Pope On A Rope. That's right. Pope On A Rope. Wash with it, go straight to heaven. Thank you.

(Good Morning Vietnam)




Henry Thomas (Elliott): He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
K.C. Martel (Greg): Well, can't he just beam up?
Henry Thomas (Elliott):This is REALITY, Greg.

(E.T.)


That’s just some of my fav’s. There are many many more.

[ZyronDrazil]

Still its a great quote. Which has to do with a great movie... So.. Piss off OK?

[marksiwel]

Why do you even bother coming here Zyron? You act okay and then you go and throw it away with crap like this.

You misquoted. Deal.

[cberquist]

Somebody quoted The Postman. Its official, I am completely out of touch.

[Matthew]

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Still its a great quote.

[/ QUOTE ]

And you call yourself a writer... A writer would use proper punctuation, even be compulsive to be sure he used it.

[Razorback]

No, he calls himself a "writter." That is someone who writes badly.

[Matthew]

Or a man named John who died this last year.

[bwdial]

...speaking of John Ritter...
Sling Blade had some of the best lines.
"I aim to kill you with it."
"Carl?" ***thwack...thwack...thwack***
"mmm...I like french fried po-taters, mmmm."

[freetoaster]

This one is a classic.

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

It relates to another in a poignant sort-of-way.
"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation..."

[BAMSS04]

Say Anything.
Very Nice!

[BAMSS04]

Well it has been a while since I added to my list so:

Notting Hill:

Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian.
Max: I didn't realize that.
William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian?
Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already.
William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.



Clueless:

Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?


Brain Candy

Scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?
Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Well, great. Thanks for stopping by.
Scientist: You just don't get it here!


Clue:
Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared.
White: He wasn't a very good illusionist

Jerry Maguire

Jerry: Do you want this jacket? I don't need it. I'm cloaked in failure!


Blazing Saddles

Bart: Mongo, why would Hedley Lamarr care about "where the choo-choo go"?
Mongo: Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Olson Johnson: Our fathers came across the prairie. Fought, Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix. Remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town.

Jim: The Waco Kid: No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

Caddyshack

Sandy MacReedy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course.
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy MacReedy: Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.


Danny Noonan: I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I'm not sure where they are.


In and Out

"Be a Man" tape: Repeat after me: Yo!
Howard Brackett: Yo!
"Be a Man" tape: Hot damn!
Howard Brackett: Hot damn!
"Be a Man" tape: What a fabulous window treatment!
Howard Brackett: What a fab . . .
"Be a Man" tape: That was a trick


Be a Man" tape: Think about John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk!


Spaceballs:
Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega.
Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours.
Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?!



OK, I am too tired to keep going. That last one tired me out. Enjoy!

[Azzman]

"I'll be taking these Huggies and any cash you've got."
"Boy, you've got a panty on your head."
"You ate sand?"
"We don't always smell this way ma'am."
"You never leave a man behind!"

[TLS]

"Good times and noodle salad."

[Matthew]

All these great lines, and none from A Clockwork Orange? You guys break my heart. /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[TLS]

Check the previous page. I believe I've already quoted Alex. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Matthew]

hmm, I missed that one.

I stand corrected! I guess I need a spanking now.

[Razorback]

Back off!

[Matthew]

I don't think I will.

Besides, you broke everyone's heart and trust when you left, and now you just expect to come back and pretend like nothing happened? NO SIR, I will not back off, instead I suggest that you take some time and think about what you have done. NO PIE FOR YOU.

[Razorback]

Left? I just went next door for a month. You could have just stopped by to see me.

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> RB came back? I knew he couldn't leave us all! Oh yeah and:

"Hey look, I'm riding a furry tractor!" </font color>

[TLS]

Awww...'He's protecting me. I think he likes me.' /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Razorback]

Stand behind me... I have my lightsaber at the ready.

Want to touch my lightsaber?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Looks like I've lost another one to TLS. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[TLS]

Sorry Smurfy. It wasn't intentional this time. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Razorback]

Pffft... you have your boy.

[Matthew]

Careful, his lightsaber may appear adequate enough, but it is very well known that the charge is only good for 30 seconds tops.

[Matthew]

I suppose I could have come and said hi, but I did not have the 2 bucks extra for the cover charge available.

[Razorback]

Oh, that's right. I forgot about the charge. I registered when it was free.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Sorry Smurfy. It wasn't intentional this time.

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">It's ok. I can excuse you hussiness. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Pffft... you have your boy.

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">What boy!?</font color>

[Razorback]

What boy? What do you mean? I thought you had your man.

If not then I will come back to you, my love!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[BAMSS04]

You dog! You get the pick? /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

I knew there was a reason you were my hero. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Welcome back!

[Matthew]

Back Off!

[Razorback]

You first.

[BAMSS04]

Ooooo! !!

* Bam Runs to the door opens it *

FIGHT!!!!

[Matthew]

Back down or that saber of yours will see the dark side!

[BAMSS04]

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/yoda/img/movie2_sm.jpg
Powerful he has become Mathew, I sense the darkside in him. Mind What you have learned Save you it will.

[Razorback]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Back down or that saber of yours will see the dark side!

[/ QUOTE ]

There is something very homoerotic about that...

[Matthew]

/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

You think he wants to put your sabre in his darkside ?

[Matthew]

ALMOST&lt; his saber in his darkside.

[Jason_Brown]

Will you still have a song to sing
When the razor boy comes
And takes your fancy things away?
Will you still be singing it
On that cold and windy day?

[FanGirl]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."


...and we're back on topic.

[TLS]

"Some men you just can't reach."

[freetoaster]

"A man will say just about anything when he's sportin' badger-food for a pecker."

[Matthew]

Ya Badgers we don't need no stinking badgers!

[TLS]

"Beavers and ducks"

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">"I'm Ron Burgandy?"

"God dammit who put a question mark on the teleprompter?"

Hate the movie, but that made me laugh.</font color>

[JK]

You would be suprised how often that happens in real life...

[TLS]

"Damn the man! Save the empire!"

[DangerSeeker]

"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

[Robbo_the_Hood]

"If I could have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy; Pez. Cherry flavored Pez."

[freetoaster]

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags."

[Dave]

A Smokey and the Bandit Classic!

"Give a a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go, i'm in a God Damn hurry"

[BAMSS04]

Tom Nardini (Jackson Two-Bears): Kid, Kid, what a time to fall off the wagon. Look at your eyes.
Lee Marvin (Kid Sheleen): What's wrong with my eyes?
Tom Nardini (Jackson Two-Bears): Well they're red, bloodshot.
Lee Marvin (Kid Sheleen): You ought to see 'em from my side.

[freetoaster]

"There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."

[karmattack]

"Bucken said he would have already banged her by now."
"What? Just tell that deformed Scottish gorilla to shut his fat face. That's my friend's mother he's talking about."
"I always thought that's why you picked Dirk as your chapel partner."
"What are you, a lawyer?"