Things I've Learned...

[DarthMaulRat]

...After 1000 posts.

*Milestones are merely figurative. All this posting and I still have no stones whatsoever.

*On your 1000th post, it's traditional to quote some lyrics. "Ahahahahaha... Wipeout." Done.

*Grammer makes you sound intelligent, so does spell checking.

*People like to be thanked, such as:
-Ryall, who always bans the right people
-Razorback, who could argue Plato into submission
-Omaru, who convinced me that Japan exists
-Droogan Leader, I'd follow you if I were, indeed, a Droogan
-Matthew, whom I sometimes confuse with Matt1
-Matt1, oh wait, I already thanked you and... damnit!
-Smurfy, your blue skin turns mine red
-Danger Seeker, you're smart, funny, and come with a choice of topping
-FanGirl, the superb Star Wars geek
-marksiwel, always thinking of great topics
-karmattack, for teaching me how to ride a bike
-Zens, who always has great pictures to show
-ratm, jjcourtright, efexeye, mighty wingman, eternalstrife, robbo, dave, tomharrington, asteban, threadkiller, jim (where are you?), lynch, in diana, jkhulon, affleckie, and everyone else who I would mention if this list wasn't already getting ridiculously long.

*It's impossible to thank everyone, but it's possible for everyone to thank psychofiend for dissapearing.

*When all else fails, quote the Simpsons.

[Affleckie]

I'm going to do a cartwheel for you.

And for me too, because you didn't forget me!!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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-Smurfy, your blue skin turns mine red

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<font color="purple">That was so sweet. I think I am going to cry.

Congrats. You are too adorable and I hope you keep posting! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[FanGirl]

"The force is strong with this one."

[Matthew]

The only thanks I get is that you confuse me with Matt1? At least (I)we got an honorable mention.

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Congratulations! Hope to see you for another thousand posts, and maybe I will have more an impact on your existance in the future.

[ZyronDrazil]

So.. does that mean.. Your a Jedi Master? If so... Can I learn the ways of the Schwarts?

[DarthMaulRat]

It's not that you're the same as Matt1, it's just that there have been many times where I wanted to reply to you and ended up clicking on a Matt1 post. Besides, it wouldn't be nice of me to assume that only one Matt was of the 'hewish' persuasion.

[DarthMaulRat]

Sorry, I'm just an old hand, meaning I have trouble opening my prescription drug containers.

[Matthew]

So, now I am a mere pulsar?

[Matthew]

Although your new alter ego seems to be doing a little better than your last ChinaTown, I am still leary of you.

[ZyronDrazil]

I'm done with the ego-trips. If I ever change my screen name in the future I'll ask for Ryall's Permission, and everyone elses vote on that. I don't blame you for being Leary, I've done some pretty strange things. So I don't hold it against you.

[Matthew]

hmm, just from that response I can see you are trying.

But I am warning you .......

[ZyronDrazil]

Indeed.

[Matt1]

You confuse Matthew and I? I can't really say I blame you. After all, we are two wild and crazy guys!
http://www.cardmagnets.com/SNL/065.jpg

... Yeah sorry, I was really stretching for that one. It was all I had. Sorry again.

[marksiwel]

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marksiwel, always thinking of great topics

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*sniffles* I love you too. But I live in Texas, we aint ever gonna be allowed to hitch.

Also I would like to point out I got top billing above all these jerks (kidding...your not all jerks.)
karmattack,Zens,ratm, jjcourtright, efexeye, mighty wingman, eternalstrife, robbo, dave, tomharrington, asteban, threadkiller, jim , lynch, in diana, jkhulon, affleckie,

[Matthew]

If I can be Steve, you have that one!

[Matthew]

As long as he didnt picture us as this... I am ok with it


http://www.dr-code.org/twins.jpg

Is this better than yours Matt?

[ozchick]

Well Congrats DarthMaul (*wanker*). It's always good to see posters of your calibre (*missmeoutofyourdamnlistwillya*) reach the heights that you have. I can only hope I will one day reach Old Hand status (*youcanbedamnsureiwontbethankingyou*) as well.

Best wishes (*dieyouprick*)
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[Threadkiller]

Now that I've reached the remarkable milestone of 1,236 posts I'd like to thank one person without whom none of this would have been possible. I owe it all, to Ozchick. This one's for you baby. Thanks! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[ozchick]

Awwwwww you know thanks aren't necessary /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Razorback]

You mispelled "grammar." /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Dave]

I think those olson twins are about to make out! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[Droogan_Leader]

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Droogan Leader, I'd follow you if I were, indeed, a Droogan

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Instead of one leading and one following, if it's okay, Darth, I'd like to ... walk alongside you... &lt;sniffle&gt;

Happy 1,000 post! I feel like rocking out to Van Halen's Jump in celebration, but I'm at work right now, so I'll just have to sing it in my head and do my best air guitar. Many more excellent posts! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif


And ozchick, if the Shoot were a geometric proof of who was cool, you would be the given. He didn't mention you, I'm sure, because it's just so obvious to everyone.

I mean, come on, you're freakin' ozchick for cryin' out loud! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Droogan_Leader]

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You mispelled "grammar."

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I think he meant to /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[DangerSeeker]

Thank YOU, good sir! And remember: October we have orange &amp; black sprinkles!

[Zens_7s]

Well gone garn it, you simply rock DarthMaul. I am happy to be part of your clan, and think we should do the happy dance.

Right now!

[Begins to commence very bad dance and people start to look. She turns red and just says, You rock!]

[TomHarrington]

Thank you, man! I wish I wasn't at work so that I could take some time and make a thoughtful reply. Imagine me having done so and let your heart be duly warmed as a result. Nice post, Sir.

[ratm1966]

Holy Crap! Someone actually remembered to list me in their thank you post. I am so honored.

So, what's up Oz?

lastly.......
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I think those olson twins are about to make out!

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We can only hope. Wait, they are adults already right?

[Mighty_Wingman]

Well I guess I see now how I rank on your cool-o-meter ?

Jeeesh, I didn't even get capitol letters in my name.

You would, would've ranked alot higher on my cool-o-meter.