Freddy Vs. Jason

[psychofiend]

Sure the plot is the most rediculous [censored] thing I have ever heard, but c'mon think about how rediculous the series are. Don't get me wrong I love the Friday and Nightmare serieses, but they are rediculous. We had a discussion the other day on how they can kill Freddy for good. Here was a friend of mine's plan. Freddy was a child molester, right?? Well lock him in a room with some child porn to watch and when he wanks he will cut his [censored] off thuc killing him cause he will have no reason to live. As for Jason, I think he will win because he is a retarded psycho who only thinks about killing, and he doesn't try to make people laugh with one-liners.

[Efexeye]

Wow, I didn't know there was going to BE a new column called Freddy vs. Jason!

POST THE GODDAM POSTS IN THE RIGHT PLACE!!!

[Matt1]

Yes...(backs away slowly)

[ScottTipton]

I'm on it.

[psychofiend]

Calm down u goddamn animal... Now what he [censored] are you tlkin about?

[psychofiend]

Hey, you suck. I am anew [censored] person thatis really the way to talk to people who don't knw what the [censored] is going on really [censored] constructive.

[ScottTipton]

There are two forums:

Movie Poop Shoot Columns is for discussion of articles, columns and comics that appear on Movie Poop Shoot, the Web site that this message board is attached to.

The other forum, Off-Topic (where you are now), is for discussion of anything else.

I moved the thread here, to the proper forum.

Got it?

[psychofiend]

okily dokily!

[johnbamforth]

i will see it day 1 like most die hard horror movie people will even though i think the leprechaun could defeat them both lol

[DarthMaulRat]

I say the Alien just comes and kills them all. It's the only movie monster that deserves to live. Maybe the Leprechaun could win because he got street smarts while doing 'Leprechaun in the Hood'. But Jason and Freddy? They're the bitches of horror.

Also, is the movie going to feature regular Jason or Jason X?

[johnbamforth]

lol good call but regular jason b/c jason x took place in time and in jason vs freddy we are back to present day

[code6enterprises]

How do we know we are in present day? Hmm.

[psychofiend]

If that is what happens and it is in present day then Jason X foreshadows that no matter what Jason lives.

[johnbamforth]

once again leading to the fact that jason will win

[Omaru]

how can anything that comes back for a sequal be killed? pe se, also am I expected to watch some 90 min long fight scene? I'd like to see this film just to see what they've done with it.

[johnbamforth]

idk but seeing some old guys do some fights scenes will be funny

[psychofiend]

I hope they team up and kill every piece of turd that gets in their way.

[code6enterprises]

I'm not ganno waste ten bucks to see it in theaters. I'll download it on Kazaa.

[BriansDaMan16]

if they didn't make jason x the plot would make more sense.

[code6enterprises]

If they didn't make JasonX then there would be peace in the Middle East.

[BriansDaMan16]

i think that freddy Vs. Jason will be another teen slasher flick that will suck but still pull money in because die hard horror fans have been waiting for this for 2 decades.

[Sk8rGurl]

<font color="blue"> </font color> What's the big deal about Freddy and Jason anyway? They're just fictional characters that some demented loser made up so he could scare teenage girls, and just happened to get rich off of it.

[syruss]

i reckon jason would win because he seems to have survived more times.

[psychofiend]

I reckon thass a good guess tharrr laddie.