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marksiwel
09-29-2004, 12:42 AM
If you could make one wish that would affect your life in a "nots so big" way what would it be.

Mine would be the power to do a really good Christopher Walken. I would run around just saying things in my Walken Voice.

http://www.ojaiwan.net/cwimages/08-05-01%20I27308-2001Aug03.jpg

Example
Wow, I'm alittle Bunny, Wow, I need more cowbell.

Droogan_Leader
09-29-2004, 12:50 AM
I want to be the first William and Mary grad to win the "Drive the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile For a Day" contest.

Affleckie
09-29-2004, 01:07 AM
You made the evil post. You're going to burn...

http://img10.paintedover.com/uploads/10/66666posts.jpg

marksiwel
09-29-2004, 01:10 AM
http://www.greathalloween.co.uk/shop/media/21308.jpg

i'm a wittle devil

Rico
09-29-2004, 03:05 AM
I want to be the inventor of the POIP internet protocol, also known as "Punch Over IP". This future innovation will allow me, the creator, to send my fist flying through the magic that is the internet and hit people through their monitors for saying, doing, and being stupid effing idiots in general.

Licenses to use the protocol would of course only be given by me to those people deemed worthy of it's use.

Coming next: Pee over IP protocol!!

marksiwel
09-29-2004, 04:11 AM
when can I have your baby?

Matt1
09-29-2004, 06:14 AM
I wish I had the ability to conjure up any variety of pie at any time I wanted. Like right now. Apple pie alamode would kick so much ass.

EternalStrife
09-29-2004, 09:25 AM
I wished I had the ability to not exist for short periods of time. That way, when things get bad, I can make the ultimate escape and go to my quiet place until things settle down or I forget to make myself not not exist.

DangerSeeker
09-29-2004, 11:55 AM
I wish I had the ability to instantly refresh. If I felt a little stinky, I'd be showered and pleasanlty scented. If I was exhauseted, I'd close my eyes for a second and be fine to go. Yep, instant refreshment.

Razorback
09-29-2004, 12:27 PM
Maybe it will be the next great invention.

FanGirl
09-29-2004, 12:50 PM
Minor wish: It would be nice to have some athletic ability. I have the grace and coordination of a pregnant 3 legged elephant doped up on tranzilizers.

Mutant ability: I would love to Madrox's mutation where if he hits himself a duplicate immerges. The duplicate can acquire new information and then merge back giving the original all of the new info. Plus the dupe is an exact replica so they have all of the same memories and abilities. Do you relaize how much work I could get done if I had that?

ZyronDrazil
09-29-2004, 12:53 PM
I wish I had psionic abilities.

Dave
09-29-2004, 01:41 PM
Ummmm, Pie. Arrrrrghhhh. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

I wish i had some blackberry cobbler. I think i'll go get some for lunch. The great thing about Birmingham, is that Cobbler counts as a vegetable (as does Mac 'n Cheese), in the "meat and 3" type places.

bwdial
09-29-2004, 02:34 PM
I don't usually tell people named Dave that they are making my mouth water, but...
My record at Moma Jewels in Tuscaloosa...meat and eight.
Boo Yah!

As for a wish...
...a wallet that always has a twenty in it.

TLS
09-29-2004, 03:12 PM
I like the photo and Christopher Walken does have the coolest voice. Anyways, for the wish thing, I think I'd have to wish for it to be socially acceptable for a person in there twenties to wear Depends. That, or the pie thing sounds pretty good too.

jjcourtright
09-29-2004, 04:02 PM
Similar to Danger's wish: I wish that I didn't have to sleep...ever. Like FanGirl, I could get a ton done.

TLS
09-29-2004, 04:20 PM
If you didn't have to sleep ever, would you still sleep sometimes for fun?

jjcourtright
09-29-2004, 04:53 PM
Yeah, sleep is where I'm a viking!

Dave
09-29-2004, 06:40 PM
Speaking of water Bee Dub,
I hope everything is okay down there in Tampa after Jeanne. Ybor City is still standing, isn't it.

No Cobbler today, but I had some great Chicken 'n Dumplin's with Collard Greens and Blackeyed peas.

bwdial
09-29-2004, 07:25 PM
May or may not have power, but it's still standing.
Damn, I may have to drive up the highway and go to a Cracker Barrel. Chicken...dumplins...black-eyed peas. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

Matt1
09-29-2004, 07:34 PM
Isn't JIM also in Florida? Where's he at?