Once and for all,

[Droogan_Leader]

and in the name of all that is holy, please, folks, just stop responding to any of "the dickhead that will go unnamed" 's posts. Different names, same chump. Ignore it, and it will go away. Please, please, make this the last thread. FanGirl started a petition in another thread, but I'm making an official "I'm a reg, and I'm pissed" thread. I don't want to wade through any more lengthy woe-is-me-teen-angst posts from said boob.

If you are on board, if you will make a stand, stand, Poop Shooters--stand with me!

[TLS]

Boob is such a funny word. I'd give you points for that one if I was a regular and it mattered. As I told FanGirl, sounds like a good plan to me.

I vote 'Aye' (or is it just 'I')

[jjcourtright]

It has been said previously, but you guys are way to riled up about this situation. Was China a good poster? Was Zyron a bad poster? I would say neither is the right answer. Did he piss some people off? Sure, but who doesn't. RB seems to piss MW off everyday, and vise versa. It was/is still stupid of him to pretend to be somebody else, and then deny, deny, deny, but I think that if I were banned from here, I would try my damndest to get back here. We have a good group here, and I think he just wants to be cool by association...is that such a bad thing. My point is if he posts something that pisses you off, let him know. If you are pissed off at his posts because you don't like him, then you are getting too mad at anonymous people. And, of course if he says something that you find profound (while not likely, certainly possible) or funny (even less likely) respond with profundity or humor in kind.

[Droogan_Leader]

JJ, I'm not actually upset. I am tired of every thread being hijacked by this guy and whether or not he is someone.

And following your logic, well, we should be more understanding of all the newbs coming in and being retarded. You gotta draw the line--even Ryall made the situation plain.

Regardless of how we feel, I'll be happy if this is the last thread about the topic, and his identity becomes a non-issue. That will only happen when s/he stops messing around and registering new names and talking smack.

[TLS]

I understand your point. Though I have to mention I do get irritated when I'm reading through a thread and have to finagle through all the crap that CT (and all the other names the boob has choosen to go by) has written. I don't mind it once in a while, yah, it can be funny, but for the most part it is irritating because I only have limited time to access the internet and barely have enough time to read all of the interesting stuff I've missed and then enough time to post anything with more than one line. It just boils down to, I'm a poor and slow reader with no internet access at home and would rather spend the time reading and replying to the interesting things the better people on this board have to say. Sorry I don't totally agree with you, but I hope you see my point too.

[jjcourtright]

I think that we all, myself included, are too harsh on the newbs. I don't know about you, but I am happy when there are a lot of new posts to read. I certainly prefer when they are from somebody that I know, then I can know what level of intelligence/humor to expect. However, I think it would be great if our community would expand. It can't/won't/can't happen if we are so immediately harsh. Look at Rico: His first post (http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/forums/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=offtopic&Number=75509&Foru m=All_Forums&Words=rico&Match=Username&Searchpage= 1&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=74680&Search=true#Pos t75509) was at least well reasoned/legible/lacking in "ball-lickers" quotes, and Matthew jumped right on him. I'm not trying to single out Matthew, Rico just makes a good example. A guy with a legit opinion who has turned out to be an ok guy. I don't know where I'm going with this, aside from saying we just all need to relax a wee bit.

[Droogan_Leader]

I get you, buddy. And, I think there's merit to what you say. In the case of CT though, I'd say it's excessive, and s/he's said that s/he was trying to provoke people. That is what really got me going from the start, and, like TLS said, having to wade through all the crap. I have a cable connection at work, but when I wanna get on at home, on my feeble dial-up that all-too-often just cuts out, it's much less fun/entertaining.

Maybe we shouldn't use the gauntlet style of initiation here--it's not as though there aren't enough Jay and Bob posts for everyone to get a shot in often enough. I'll concede to you on that, and I don't even advocate banning this particular clown shoe--that's why I recommended a nonviolent resistance approach, of just ignoring him/her.

It's kinda like when your little sister keeps repeating everything you say, just to upset you. How do you get back at her? You could throw a "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" line at her, OR, even better, just stop talking. And I advocate that for all of these retard newbs. Every time someone replies, the thread goes right back up to the top of the page, and I have to hit (2) and wait, and wait, and wait for the next page of threads to load, because a lot of interesting stuff has been knocked off the front page.

If we just ignore people, their threads disappear sooner, and we have much less confusion/angst. Would you agree on that point?

It might sound anal, but I talked to Ryall about this, and the poor guy is swamped. If we want this place to be fun, it's good to have the coolest way to quiet the troll newbs and welcome the promising ones.

[FanGirl]

My tolerance level for newbies is pretty high. We've gotten more than a few good one recently, but the bad ones just stand out. Rico plays along and is welcome. CT didn't ended up getting into a huff with the slightest joke. Even his alter ego was playing along at first, but then he just started weighing down the posts. I had no problems with him pretending to be someone else as long as he was fun. Oh well, I am just going to skip over his posts.It is my birthday and I'm not going to spend my time wasting it on his crappy posts.

Just ignore the annoying

[jjcourtright]

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Just ignore the annoying

[/ QUOTE ] Bingo...and if you're me, just ignore the annoying thrashings of the annoying.

[FanGirl]

Well, I am going to ignore you ignoring the annoying ignorance of those who ignore the faqs which annoys those that find ignorance annoying.

[jjcourtright]

[puts fingers in ears]

La, la, la, la, la, I can't hear you!

[Jason_Brown]

Happy birthday, FanGirl.

[FanGirl]

Thank you! Glad someone was paying attention. Britt and Smurfy both get props for sending emails.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Fanny,
How was I supposed to know ?


J.J.,
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RB seems to piss MW off everyday,

[/ QUOTE ]
That's really not true , somedays I don't even have the time to stop by and read. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Actually, he seems to be trying to help me today, and we haven't bumped heads in while , so... * nods, as if you'll know how to finish that sentence. *

Droog , I feel ya' I had a moment today when I thought Am I the only person here that's real ? I started to envision a scene here, like the one from " Reservior Dogs ".People saying, "For all I know, you could be the fuckin' rat ! "

But I totally agree with what you guys ( you and J.J.) are saying.

[ZyronDrazil]

So, the only real reason that you want me gone is because I respond to the threads that I feel I want to respond to? Isn't that why we are here? To respond to other peoples threads? I'm not alone in the world, and I will admit half the shit I've done/said has been abruptly stupid, but If your going to start singling people out for responding to threads, you should start with everybody else, including Fangirl, and yourself even, because you respond to more threads than I have. Look at how many posts you've made compared to mine.

And, if you realy are tired of me being here, why are you making another thread about me? Why have I created such a stir amongst your lives? Did I seriously come into one of your houses and wreck up the place late at night or something? Did you find some criminal records, that don't existed, about my past or something? If your sick of me bein around, why are you making a thread about me.

And if you weren't expecting me to respond, you're down right nutty. Anyway thanks JJ for your logical statements. At least someone here is making sense. It sure as hell isn't me.

[FanGirl]

MW, it's not whether or not you knew, it's what you did after finding out. *sniff* *sob* not even a birthday wish *snarfle* Karma did a whole thread wishing zens happy birthday, but nothing for me *sniff*

Thank you..I'd like to thank the catholic school system for the guilt lessons and my agent and my new agent and to everyone who forgot/hasn't mentioned my birthday for giving me the chance to guilt trip them.

[ZyronDrazil]

I didn't know. So.. Sorry I guess

[Droogan_Leader]

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It is my birthday and I'm not going to spend my time wasting it on his crappy posts.

[/ QUOTE ]
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, dear FanGirl,
Happy Birthday to you...

Just in time too! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif So, how old are you?

[marksiwel]

old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

[Matthew]

Stop your whining and get back to drinking!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Don't encourage the drinking! She did enough of that on Saturday!

P.S. This is her lucky birthday. 28 on the 28th! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[Threadkiller]

Happy Birthday Fangirl. Yeay!

Here's my thoughts regarding the multiple personality situation in case anyone cares.

There is no reasonable excuse for consistently being an ass and CT has admitted to being an ass on a number of occasions. People get banned for this because, odds are, they are going to regress back into assholedome sooner or later when someone flames them.

Maybe people did pile on you CT. Maybe you just happened to have the wrong initials in your screen name. Either way it doesn't matter to me. I'm not the best person to be giving this advice but I'll lay it out for you or any future newbies to read anyway.

First: Don't post unless you have something to say that someone besides you is going to care about. Going down the list of recent posts and replying to each one just to say something is only going to attract flames.

Second: Make sure your opinion is reasonable, well thought out and well expressed as often as possible. Otherwise people are going to think you are just being an ass unless they know you have a history of pretty good posts in the past, which you don't.

Finally: As I said above, if you are being reasonable and voicing real opinions, don't let those who disagree with you get under your skin. If you are being an ass, then by all means let them chase you off the board.

These are just guidelines that I'm sure I've ignored myself a couple of times. But for the most part they've helped me to enjoy my stay here at the 'shoot.

[cberquist]

Happy Birthday!

[FanGirl]

Thanks everyone! This was actually a pretty good birthday. Normally my birthday suck hardcore, but the last few birthdays have actually been good.

[DangerSeeker]

Hardcore sucking? Wow, must have been some interesting birthdays! Ummmm, Happy rest of the 28th year, which is more important than the borthday. That day is supposed to be enjoyed. THe rest are a mystery.

[TomHarrington]

Happy Birthday, Fan Girl, and many happy tax returns

[TLS]

Happy Birthday! Sorry for the lateness in the post. I've been away from my desk.

[ZyronDrazil]

Happy Birthday

[MiloBloom]

Happy belated birthday!!! Peace and joy in your coming year!

[Zens_7s]

Dude, you know I wanted to make it to your party so I could sleep on your couch again! Instead, I celebrated here for you.

Evidence exhibit A:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/758332/DSC00200.jpg
If you notice closely, that bottle is empty. And it isn't touched up, the photographer was drunk too.

Just think! I will be able to get hammered with you in person at the D n F' wedding this spring. Belated Birthday shots rock!

Love and Kisses and Birthday Spankings from David Boreanz,
Zen /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Matthew]

Is that you?


How YOU doin..

[Razorback]

Meow...

[bwdial]

Bottle? What bottle? I didn't see one. Anyone else see a bottle? /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

It's above and slightly left of where you were looking.

Don't feel bad . I had to look four times to see it , it's like finding Waldo.

[FanGirl]

Thank you!

And gentlemen as I have said before, the woman strecthed out my Jay and Silent Bob shirt that I lent her.

[Jason_Brown]

http://rosswarner.com/5625med.jpg

[ratm1966]

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Meow...

[/ QUOTE ]

sniff sniff.....and to think, I am one of the lucky ones who have actually gotten a chance to meet her in person and have a few drinks with her.

BTW Zens, I still say the waiter dude was only coming back to the table because of you.

[Razorback]

You lucky mother....

[marksiwel]

Arlington isnt that far away...hmmmmm.....:-) No that would be too strange

[ZyronDrazil]

&lt;Like the asian guy from American Pie&gt;
Dude I gotta shake your hand.

How!! You must tell me.. How!!

[Rico]

Arlington is only like 30 mins away from us.

[FanGirl]

Hell, I've slept with her and she is a cover hog.

My favorite was Ryall asking her if the 7 in her name was the number of guys from the boards she's gone out with.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Oh ! Oh no you di'unt !

[FanGirl]

Not only did I sleep with her in the same bed, but both Denyse and Smurfy were there as well.

[Threadkiller]

How is you seem to have posted pictures of every 'shoot related event but this little slumber party? Did you stay up all night talking about boys?

[TomHarrington]

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Not only did I sleep with her in the same bed, but both Denyse and Smurfy were there as well.

[/ QUOTE ]

Go on.

[bwdial]

bag...bag...somebody get me a paper bag...hyper...vent
bhhbgnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[karmattack]

Hey, come on. I slept with her too!

[DangerSeeker]

Me three. What are we talking about?

Uh, should we all clarify before we get our lungs ripped out?

[karmattack]

Yeah, well. I slept in the same room as she did. That's a "with." It is!

[DangerSeeker]

This all makes me wonder: If one of us was rich enough, and could afford to put all of us in one house for a month to interact real-world style, what would happen? Who would be the same? Who would be different? What hookups would happen? Who would take the blame for the sad state of the ficus? I wonder...

[TLS]

...And another reality show is born.

[karmattack]

Funny story: there was actually a ficus tree in the hotel room we stayed in. Obvious jokes ensued.

[DangerSeeker]

Well, we had no ficus, but we got piss drunk. Hilarity ensued. Thanks to Stella we got to watch Mrs. Claus get a hummer.

[FanGirl]

You guys were in separate beds. I had to share the pull out with her the second night. The first night we were on the floor since the Smurfy got the bed.

As for more details, I can say alcohol was involved and Zens out drank me.

Well, we had 5 of us in a room for a few hours and two hooked up. I can only imagine what would happen if all of us were together.

[DangerSeeker]

I know what would happen. The illegitimate children would be raised to be the pop-culture Gold Medalists.

[FanGirl]

I am technically a Reverend. I could legally marry people so the kids could be legit at least.

[jjcourtright]

Hey, back off. Being a minister is my thing. It's what I do.

[FanGirl]

I'll be your back up then.

[DarthMaulRat]

Hmmm, I like this idea of the message board reality show. And to stay true to the boards, about 100 little kids would come in the front door everyday and we'd have to kill them.

[DangerSeeker]

That was so Dragnet. "My name is JJ. I carry a cross."

[Dave]

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And to stay true to the boards, about 100 little kids would come in the front door everyday and we'd have to kill them.


[/ QUOTE ]

Or at least slap them down with a big ol' smelly fish. *splooot!!!!*

[DarthMaulRat]

Smelly fish? That'd require a big budget. Look who's gone all Hollywood on us.

[Dave]

No big budget, just lack of refridgeration.

[ratm1966]

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How!! You must tell me.. How!!

[/ QUOTE ]
Oh, that is a simple question to answer. Stalking. She didn't really know that we were having drinks together. I was actually at the next table over.

[Zens_7s]

I cannot tell you guys how much this thread made me smile this morning. It is true that I have been blessed with having some rather crazy/fun real world endeavors with a bunch of you that broke up those long and bummerish business trips. And to think, one of our parties resulted in an engagement! (and started with Karma and I plastering our ears to the bedroom wall trying to figure out what was really going on over there /forums/images/icons/wink.gif ) The lone toothbrush delivered through doors that were promptly slammed shut, right Drew? Goose Island anyone?

Ahh Danger, we had such a nice time. Didn't we? I am not sure I remember? There was this wierd liquor store with nuns, and beer with pretty labels, and a big discussion in the snow about the wrongness of Angel getting cancelled, Stella, trivia, and politics at the Charred Rib. When I think of Balimore I think of the INCREDIBLE hangover I had that morning getting on the plane. The guy next to me said I smelled like peppermint and smoke. Bet that was hot. I may have been in first class, but classy was not something to describe my state. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

And there was the sleeping with FanGirl incident, in which she ALLEGES I stole the covers. Of course, the night before Smurf made us sleep on the floor while she (being the smallest of all of us) slept comfortably diagonal across the bed). We did get even though by teasing the crap out of her about a certain other board member that starts with an R. Oh wait...didn't we drunk dial Danger? We did!

By the way RATM...I eat lunch at that Buffalo Wild Wings every wednesday and whenever I see that waiter I totally crack up. It was too bad I had to go back to work that night. I was having too much fun to leave. He could have fed me more Blue Moon and checked 75 times if you wanted Ranch or 1000 Island with your cheese sticks. Seriously, everyone I work with agrees he has not improved one bit in the last three months. He dropped our whole order a couple of weeks ago and then came back and made us re-tell him everything he just dropped instead of read the ticket.

And yep, I slept with Karma. Damn that four feet of lonely space in between those beds. Damn it all to hell! (said in best Charlton Heston voice) /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

So it has thus been established that there are four board members in the Texas area. I think it is about time all of you start coming this direction to visit us, because Ft. Worth is a blast. Either that or I will have to wait until the wedding in March to watch FanGirl's feeble attempt to out beer me. P.S. If you want to know if she cuddles I will tell you for $5.

[ratm1966]

You've got to be kidding me? They haven't fired him yet? He must be related to the manager or something.

[marksiwel]

Rico and Me are from Texas! Can we come? Hes 19 I'm 20 so YOU have to supply the Alchol to us miners.

[Rico]

In return we can provide you with some top quality silver and gold. Precious metals not your thing? We have some iron back in ye ole cavehole waiting to be mined.

[marksiwel]

Ha ha Minors...Ass
http://ehp.niehs.nih.gov/docs/2003/111-5/miners.jpg
Rico and Me after a hard days work