I'm new here.

[Wolverine]

I just arrived here after slashing my way through some other crappy sites So what the hell goes on here? I'm sure that you are all Jay and Silent Bob fans, assuming so cuz I got this site from the movie. Wut de hellz goin on in here?

[Droogan_Leader]

Dude, you are coherent, and I'm amazed you got such a cool name. You have my vote for coolest new newb.

Be cool, man, and welcome aboard! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

Droog, check IP . Compare with CT and ZD.

It is an AOL thing, but still.

[Wolverine]

What's this I.P. you speak of bub?

[Droogan_Leader]

What is up with the IPs? Is this another CT clone then? Geez, I'm so sick of this guy.

[Wolverine]

Who's this CT that you speak of bub? Maybe he lives in the same state as I I see that you and Wingman have similar I.P.'s as well If thats what those numbers are.
This CT guy causing trouble? I'll hunt him down for ye.

[Mighty_Wingman]

It's kinda like your ID ,and right now it's the most damning evidence against you. Though I have little doubt your insipid stupidity will reveal your true self soon enough.
<font color="white"> This was boring months ago, Does anyone think ignoring it will make it go away ? </font color>
According to starfleet regulations black would seem like white.

[Wolverine]

Yet White is black.

[FanGirl]

I am so done with this guy. We all told him to just behave and no one would bother him, but no he has to keep coming back.

Here's my vote. No matter what he says, no one respond. Just ignore it like it isn't even there. He'll hang himself and say something and then we'll all go Cindy Brady to Ryall. Afterall, He doesn't respond to us trying to help him, threats or banning. Even Ryall told him to just behave and it would be fine, but no.

That's my vote, what do you guys think?

[TLS]

Sounds like a plan to me.

[Droogan_Leader]

I'll go along.

[ZyronDrazil]

I've been trying to act cool. But Marksiwel keeps antagonizing me with everything I post. So from what your saying, I'm just supposed to take it up the ass? Like some prison bitch in a cell block? I'm sorry. I'm not gonna take that shit from anybody. If he gots such a problem with me. I'd glady like to settle it in person. After all I'd like to see what 10 years worth or depressive rage can unleash on a man. Not saying I'd kill the mother [censored] in a fight. I'm just sayin there'd be a hospital bill. It's just a little part of my past I wish not to release onto you people. Becauase I don't know any of you. And I care not to know anything about any of you. Other than what I know in this forum.

On Second note. we cue the music. I'm tired of this site already. I've tried and tried to act cool around you people. But shit, when I make relevant posts, and dish out some pretty good jokes, none of you give a damn, you just wait for someone to dish out the dis-stick and just all gang up on me at once, before reading who the Antagonizer is.

Fangirl I've never had a problem with you, or half the people on this site. The only people I've had problems with are/were: RB, but no longer, Marksiwel, and smurf, even thouhgh. RB I got no problem with you anymore. Or anybody else on this site. So really it boils down to Mark. You're just one of those fat overweight internet junkies, who get your jollies off of looking up kitty porn 24 hours a day. Get a job, get a life, and quit acting like I'm ur soul purpose of being..

without me here, Mark would have no one to antagonize. He'd miss me.

On 3rd note. I know I've done some pretty stupid shit, and I've said a lot of really moronic things. But not much worse than wehn I called all of you assholes, which some newbies currently have, They aren't getting half the shit I recieved for that one.

I thought I appologized for that account at least. I know I did. I was cool for a while, until You guessed it, Mark wouldn't let me post anything worth while, no matter where I would post, still post, he's there like a catholic priest at a little league game.

Anyway aside of all the shit I've done to be banned on this site, It's no worse than what Mark has said. I remember that it was Him who told me basically what I told him a few days ago with the whole 'I hope you get killed' quote. Fangirl I don't know why you were so shocked that I threw that back at him. I knew you were waiting for me to say that anyway. Which is why I said it, cuz I knew it would be the end of the China_Town name. Read all the antagonizing posts I've made and read who they are in response to. And read the posts to which I'm replying too.

[EternalStrife]

Life sucks, get a fuckin` helmet.

[ZyronDrazil]

When you've been through hell, you kinda don't need a helmet. Yo.

[EternalStrife]

It was a figure of speech. I meant life isn't always perfect, but you have to stand firm and deal with........why am I explaining myself to you? Hnuh!

[ZyronDrazil]

Oh, my bad. I didn't read it correctly.

[FanGirl]

Quit encouraging Marks. He admitted he had a problem. Let's not keep it going and speaking to his other personalities.

[EternalStrife]

Why not? It's fun messing with the shizos.

[marksiwel]

*Wades into depths of own Mind*

Okay
Woverine_Lizard_Town whatever you call yourslef, we gotta stop meeting like this. I have some bad news, you arent real. I know that its going to take awhile to get used to that, but I made you up. So I visted the doctor he gave me some pills, you should be going away now.

But please other selves just stay away from the computer, your spelling ,and crazy sense of grammer; Frankly it scares me.

Also otherself I think you shouldnt threaten to beat me up, because that would just be beating yourslef up. Although you couldnt beat me up since well, your not real.

Also "Kitty Porn" just doesnt turn me on like it does you
http://www.johnnymillion.com/gallery/porn_mouse.jpg

*wades back out of mind*
"Why am I all sticky?"

[marksiwel]

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If he gots such a problem with me. I'd glady like to settle it in person.

[/ QUOTE ]

Also if you were real and you wanted to fight you could reach me at

315 WoodHurtz Coppell Texas Its the big brown house with the red and green lights. Just knock on the door and ask for Bryan Moman.

[Matthew]

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After all I'd like to see what 10 years worth or depressive rage can unleash on a man. Not saying I'd kill the mother [censored] in a fight. I'm just sayin there'd be a hospital bill

[/ QUOTE ]

This is why people hate you. Grow up !

[Droogan_Leader]

Dude, this thread is awesome, I love this guy! Hear that, everyone? I LOVE THIS GUY!

[marksiwel]

What? What are you talking about? Did I miss anything? This thread was started by one of my annoying pointless egos, so far its gone no where. Expect for the Kitty porn, that was a great picture.

[ZyronDrazil]

Man... This is just like fight club. I'm Tyler Durden and your like edward norton.

[karmattack]

http://www.karmattack.com/avatars/drew/Vomito1.gif

[ZyronDrazil]

How do you do that?

[karmattack]

Easy: drink a glass of mustard mixed with water, and then read what's been clogging up the majority of threads here.
/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Droogan_Leader]

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What? What are you talking about? Did I miss anything?

[/ QUOTE ]
No, you don't understand, I love you, man!

[Droogan_Leader]

...Add some vinegar for good measure.

[ZyronDrazil]

Let me try... I got the glass of mustard and i'm reading some threads..
http://www.karmattack.com/avatars/drew/Vomito1.gif
My god you were right it works!

[karmattack]

Hey, you're using my bandwidth! Thief! Thief!

[marksiwel]

SO your a fictional character, and I'm a real life Rich dude who sleeps with models. Ok we will call that a deal.

Nortons character in Fight Club was called Narrator by the way, he didnt have a name, unless you wanted to stretch it and call him Jack.

[ZyronDrazil]

I knew it was Narrator, I was just being funny... Anyway...

Karma... Sorry for stealing wont happen again. You gotta admit it was pretty funny though.

[DarthMaulRat]

Stealing on the internet? I've never heard of such a thing. I'm so dissapointed in you, all I can think of doing now is watching Return of the King Extended Edition with full menus.

[karmattack]

I guess I should have used a /forums/images/icons/wink.gif in there to let you know I was kidding. I really don't care if you link my stuff, just as long as you aren't doing it all over other boards. It was funny.

[marksiwel]

no problem, just a big Fight Club geek. If your liked Fight club the book, you would LOVE Survior by the same Author. (I know the Authors name I just hate spelling it example Chuck Palauhnak?)

[ZyronDrazil]

Sweet, thanks. I'll check Survivor out, as soon as I'm done reading Catch 22.

Karma, don't worry, I woulda let you know I was gonna steal some of your stuff from ur site if it was really necessary too.