The greatest question of our time... answered

[Razorback]

20mph. (http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/)

[jjcourtright]

Apparently somebody didn't read the whole article. If you had looked at the update (http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/update/), you would realize that the correct answer is 20mph. Slacker!

[Razorback]

That is what I said you silly monkey!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Ah, the magic of the "edit" button.

[jjcourtright]

Shit. I should read more carefully.

[Razorback]

Post proof or retract! Mwuahahaha!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Considering I am one of the more credible people on the board, I stand by my statement.

You on the other hand are so insecure about your arguments that you cut and paste out-of-context quotes for validation of your point. Should you not be able to find any quotes to suit you, nor any puntuation errors, you just dismiss the opposing opinion with a string of profanity. You've also used the edit button to fix holes in your arguments on the multiple occasions they are found.

Thus, it stands to reason that due to your overwhelming insecureties, you would change something this insignificant.

[Razorback]

Dude... you are out of your mind. I obviously edited the post. It was a joke. Get over the fact that I own you.

Talk about insecurities...

[Droogan_Leader]

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Get over the fact that I own you.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oooohhh... Robbo, are you gonna let him talk to you like that?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Passive and dismissive. Care to play into my hands a little more? I believe the notorized contract states that I own a Razorback.

[Razorback]

I just checked with my lawyer... you do own me. Damn!

[FanGirl]

So is 20 mph the proper speed the car should be travelling at in order to keep from getting in an accident while doing something that would make you swollow?

Or did I completely miss the point of the article? /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[jjcourtright]

I thought for sure that somewhere in the responses (http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/comments/) there would be a bj joke. Alas, no such luck...humorless bastards.

[karmattack]

As Robbo's legal advisor, I had the notarized documentation retrieved from our file archives as proof:

http://www.karmattack.com/avatars/drew/docthumb.jpg

[FanGirl]

Brilliant!

[Mighty_Wingman]

Yep. He "saved it 'cause he knew it would come in handy someday. He likes things that "come in handy ".

It also makes a great coaster !

A coaster ? Brilliant !

[Razorback]

I have my lawyers looking into it.

[jjcourtright]

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He likes things that "come in handy ".

[/ QUOTE ]
Like my 20 inch penis. You can bet we wouldn't have a love child right now without it!

[Mighty_Wingman]

Why is it sir, that every little innocent statement I make around here gets stroked, fondled and aroused into some kind of huge rigid sexual innuendo ?

All this time I thought I was talkin'ta decent respectable folks.

*Shakes head wanders away*

[Threadkiller]

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*Shakes head wanders away*

[/ QUOTE ] What do they say about that? In the bathroom, if you shake it more than three times ...

[DangerSeeker]

...an angel gets its wings?

[EternalStrife]

....it causes a tornado in Kansas? Oh no wait, that's if a butterfly flaps it's wings.

[karmattack]

No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last three drops end up...

[bwdial]

...on the dead hooker's stomach?

[jjcourtright]

...unless you have my 20 inch penis. Then you drip on her chin!

[karmattack]

Ok, that joke is only funny like four more times and then that's it. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

[jjcourtright]

The dead hooker joke?

[karmattack]

Well, come on. It only happened once and it was like two years ago.