D0 Y0U WANT TO P1lIEASURE Y0UR PARTNER EVERY TIMe

[Droogan_Leader]

I just have to ask, just send this one out into the void, although I must admit I am a little ashamed: is there really a way to pleasure your partner every time?

....


Actually, I am really getting tired of junk mail, folks. I have tried very hard to not give out my [good] email address to the junk mail nazis out there, but it seems they always win. And that whole thing about unsubscribing? I think they use those links to actually confirm your subscriptions to other junk mail spammers.

Is there anything more I can do? Anything?

[EternalStrife]

Don't bother to unsubscribe. Either block them as they come, or just delete them.

[Razorback]

There is actually a way to pleasure your partner every time.

[Zens_7s]

Yep, Razor is right.
Make love to her right after you mowed the lawn, did all the dishes, cleaned the house, washed/ironed/put away the laundry, cooked dinner, and told her she is - in fact - hot.

Works everytime. Well, provided that has ever actually happened. It's more of a myth really. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Razorback]

Two out of seven is not bad...

[Droogan_Leader]

Yeah, I stopped. But, I thought they were legally bound to unsubscribe you if you asked. Guess that's not true either?

[Droogan_Leader]

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It's more of a myth really.

[/ QUOTE ]
Yes, that sounds like something off of National Geographic Explorer. I think I remember hearing about some ancient civilization mastering that technique, ancient Egypt, the Mayans...? Hmm... guess it never caught on. Oh well! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Matt1]

There most definetly is a way to please your partner every time: be me. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[FanGirl]

Hell, it'd be nice to be pleased just once.

[Razorback]

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Hell, it'd be nice to be pleased just once.

[/ QUOTE ]

Lucas sucks!

How was that for you, baby?

[FanGirl]

Thank you. I just laughed so loud I spooked my kitten. That was funny as hell!

[Razorback]

I am all about your needs. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[DangerSeeker]

I have it bad, because I thought I lucked into a great email address: just my first name. Unfortunately it's the first name of a lot of people, as well as the last name of a lot of people. Stupid people who sign up for porn sites and banking statements and mortgage inquiry lists and church bulletins and soccer camp notifications and so much else.

[Erin_Hates_You]

I doubt that a fat, nerdy, Star Wars geek could pleasure anyone.

[Matthew]

And I doubt a 15 year old drug-crazed moron who is wasting her life has the right to criticize anyone.

[Erin_Hates_You]

I'm not a drug-crazed person. Drugs are a small part of my life.

[Mighty_Wingman]

As is your brain.

[Erin_Hates_You]

No. I do think. Anyways, I'm tired of arguing with a bunch of Jay and Silent Bob obsessed morons.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Yes I can see how a tiny drug infested brain like yours would tire easily.

And if you were to argue with a moron, you'd lose.

Hop along skippy. Buhbye now.

[Erin_Hates_You]

Actually no, I usually win most arguments.

[TLS]

Why do you come to this message board to post stupid shit like a little fucktard? It's a beautiful Friday morning and you've managed to piss me off bright and early ruining what could've been a perfect day. I highly suggest you leave or stop posting like an ass.

[Erin_Hates_You]

Hmm, you sound like one of those fat kids who has no friends, or life. Which is why you take what I say so seriously.

[TLS]

Um, yeah....

CAN WE GET A BAN STICK OVER HERE!

[Erin_Hates_You]

Go ahead, ban me.

[TLS]

Ah, but if I only held such godly powers.

[karmattack]

I love how you use Jay and Bob to rag on people (based on an incorrect assumption no less) and yet the lyrics to Berzerker are almost at the top of your blog. I'm guessing your assumption has more to do with your own feelings than anyone else's. No, wait. No guessing invovled.

If you want to play character analysis, you sound like one of those people who thinks so little of himself that he tries to beat up on everyone else to feed his vacuous, abysmal ego. So what's it going to be, Punchy? Are you going to start acting like an adult who has something valuable to contribute to the life around him, or are you going to continue wasting YOUR time? You're not hurting anyone else, just your insignificant little self.

[Erin_Hates_You]

You mean she. I know I'm not hurting anyone. I also don't care if I'm wasting my time, and yes, I love Clerks. Which is why I posted that on my site.

[TLS]

Well said, karma.

You know, now that I think about it. Instead of writing about needing the ban stick, it would've been the perfect opportunity to let my signature to do the talking.

O'well, I'm a little slow today...

[BAMSS04]

**Bam almost slaps Erin with a big fish**

A female. Why do toy with me god? Why?


Alright, here you go TLS, have fun.

*Bam Hands TLS the Fish*

[David]

ur a prick

[TLS]

Aww, thanks Bams. It's not quite what I was hoping for, but I guess I can have some fun with it.

(So, am I supposed to hit her with it or have a sushi cook-off?) /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[TLS]

O'wait!
*Hands fish back to Bams*
Now you can show me how it's done. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Erin_Hates_You]

Why are these message boards full of whiney whores?

[karmattack]

Not to state the obvious, but you seem to be the one who topped us off.

Sorry about the gender mixup. Regardless, you need to fix your attitude and stop blaming other people for the negativity in your life. If you're not even going to try, I'm sure you can find an emergency escape if you rummage around in your poppa's closet long enough, but the least you can do is stop spreading your bile here.

[Erin_Hates_You]

Whatever. I don't listen to people who get upset over a post on a message board. Who talks about how nice of a day it was until he read some stupid post on a gay website.

[karmattack]

Who's upset? I'm just giving you options to stop being a nuisance. You're like a fly at a picnic. No more, no less.

For someone so protective of her own insecurities by hating everything before it gets a chance to hate you.....it's not suprising you'd assume you've upset someone you're talking to.

If this site is gay and the posts are stupid, you're just a mouse click away from going somewhere else and not being involved. Your choice. Just keep in mind that you're choosing it.

[TLS]

I guess it's me your referring to there, and it wasn't the reading of your stupid post that has ruined my day... but infact it is the repetitiveness of ignorant attempts at being obnoxiously rude that saddens me for then I think of all the stupid negative people wondering around with nothing better to do than to engage in negative actions towards anyone for no reason at all, except the fact that your own miserable view on life has brought an endless attack on your soul, only so you may be viewed as unpleasant company.

[Erin_Hates_You]

Yes, I know. I might just like, leave now. But, I don't know. I like to say my opinions, but they seem to offend people. It's annoying that people won't let me say what I think.

[FanGirl]

No one is questioning your right to free speech. You are allowed to say whatever you like without the government interviening. However, this is not a government run site. It is a privately owned site that has rules. The first rules is: Participants shall not post any material likely to cause offence.

You are being offensive. Not only by your words, but by your avatar itself. Considering what that symbol represents, I wouldn't use it as a symbol that represents you. Please find another site to post on. You are being nicely warned. If you continue, I shall have to contract the administrator about your violation of the rules.

I can only assume you are too young to understand the weight of that symbol and the damage that it caused. I think you need to show a little more respect.

[marksiwel]

You assume you have posted something that offends people. In fact you havent posted anything of weight. Your words are meaningless and hold no value. Its like hearing a 13 year old speak, she talks so much, but says so little.

[DangerSeeker]

Your use of the words "whore" and "gay" will not be accepted in this place where people with intelligent and thought out opinions spend time discussing that which we see fit. Nor will the Nazi logo. Take your hate elsewhere.

[ozchick]

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Why are these message boards full of whiney whores?

[/ QUOTE ]

hey hey! Watch who you're calling whiney!

[Matthew]

I sure would like to get to know you better!