If you read this, post back!

[Stevens]

Good evening my fellow poop-shooters,

If you happen to read this, just reply. by the way, for all ya who didnt know, I am Stevens, comic book artist and independent film director in the making. All hail Kevin Smith, for he created this kick ass site! Besides, where is he? Can anyone contact him? Well, just reply if you happen to read this.

[woo_wannabe]

I'm hoping to be a filmaker myself one day. And I don't think you will find Kevin Smith here, as all newbie seem to ask. He doesn't post here I don't think. He does somewhere else though. Ask some of the other shooters.

[marksiwel]

The Kevin, you seek him, hes a god,man. A God. You can find him at www.newsaskew.com (http://www.newsaskew.com) but be weary because we at the shoot dont like Kevin in fact, Razorback once bit Kevin Smith. It was Horrible, Kevin was doing a Q and A and Mr. Smith said something about W. Bush and Razorback jumped like 10 feet in the air and bit Kevin on the leg.
They say Kevin is acting strange now, calling anyone he sees with a Vote Kerry button a "Liberal Pansy, who wants to take my guns"

[DarthMaulRat]

Well, last I checked you have 16 reads and 2 replies. Shame on those people for not reading the rules! Oh, excuse me, I'm running late. I need to spam a bunch people using racial slurs while quoting J&SB in every post. And shame on you people for not reading the rules!!

[Dave]

I've got nothing to really say here, so i guess i'll just post this.

"my spoon is too big!"
http://j-z-s.com/imgs/iamabanana.jpg

[FanGirl]

I'm a banana!

[karmattack]

My anus is bleeding!

[FanGirl]

For the love of god and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!

[karmattack]

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/bleeding_marshmallows.jpg

[FanGirl]

A monkey poured coffee in my boots!

[Droogan_Leader]

Greetings, Citizen Stevens.

[TLS]

There's a koala on my lamp.

[EternalStrife]

back!

[TomHarrington]

Hey, if want to ask a question or otherwise communicate with Mr. Smith, go here. (http://viewaskew.com/theboard/)

[Threadkiller]

It has been read. Now the big question is whether you'll ever come back to see who replied to your post.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Wow ! Ming has been busy. The place looks great ! I almost wanna start posting there now.

[TomHarrington]

No kidding, right? Ming got it going on. But, you know, I actually like this place better. I basically just go there to see what Kevin is up to, but don't really post all that much. You guys are far more fun and entertaining for my money, if any were changing hands.

[Mighty_Wingman]

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if any were changing hands.

[/ QUOTE ]

I only change hands when my elbow starts hurting. But thank you for your concern.

[TomHarrington]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IGS/IGS122/EV104-004.jpg

[Stevens]

Hello again fellow poop-shooters,
I've come back! Thanks for noticing me. Damn is it hard to get reconized by anyone these days. Especially since we got two morons talking about war! Bush and Kerry can shove it up their asses! But, anyways, thanks for chatting! Power to the People,and to Kevin Smith!
Stevens

[TomHarrington]

Hey, whatever, pal, it's your nickel. I'm posting drunk again.

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Hey, if want to ask a question

[/ QUOTE ]

If want to ask question? What am I, a caveman all of the sudden? Mongo like Sheriff Bart.

[Dave]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! http://youlookgoodinblack.com/img/feb04/rejected.gif

[Dave]

ooh, oooh, i'm drunk too. No power at home means david stay at work and drink. must go get more beer now.

[TomHarrington]

Godspeed, man! Wait, it that one word or two?

[Dave]

i think its 2 words:
gods peed

now what did they pee on? that is the question.

[Droogan_Leader]

Drunken philosophy--deep, man.

[Zens_7s]

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

[ratm1966]

Next time, don't go dry. Try a little lube.

Okay, bad ratm.....[smacks hand]

[Droogan_Leader]

Yeah, he went there. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

[ratm1966]

I went there?

That statement alone almost caused me to make another statement, which would require me to apologize to Zens.

[Mighty_Wingman]

You sir , have sullied this thread. You ... uh ... thread sullying, sullier.

[ratm1966]

[sniff sniff]

Lord I apologize.