The Ban China_Town for life thread

[Matthew]

SIMPLE,

Do we or do we not ban C_T.

Post reasons why or why not..

[karmattack]

I don't know. I mean, you guys don't know China like I do. She really loves me. I know it. Sure she's done some things in the past, but she's through with that. She's changed.

What?

Oh these? These aren't bruises. I mean........I fell down the stairs?

[runs away crying]

[TLS]

I'm kinda new, so I'm not sure my vote to ban CT would count.

[Matthew]

All votes count. All you need to say is why you want her gone. This is a democracy! Your vote does count.

[EternalStrife]

She's a she?

[Mighty_Wingman]

Even though she denies it. Yep.

Personally , I think No on the ban. Because I use Degree.

CT makes too good of a punching bag. I know, no matter how bad my day's been, CT will have been here and I'll get a good laugh at her expense.

By the way ? Does she still have that tattoo on her ass ? Ya know ? The one with the bar codes ? I believe it's her V.I.#.

[Omaru]

No, but only if she agrees to free Tibet.......Whaaaaat?

[joeyjojoshabado]

i dont know her and i dont care to, but its always fun banning someone from somewhere.

[Razorback]

I say ban him.

[Droogan_Leader]

Dude, why? /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[marksiwel]

I am going to go the way John Kerry would vote and Say
YES BAN HIM/HER

[marksiwel]

On second thought with all the new data I am going to vote the way John Kerry Votes and say

NO DONT BAN HIM/HER

[marksiwel]

Then again, following my leaders way of thinking I guess I have to say

I voted to ban him before a voted not to ban him. Or wait did I want to BAN HIM/HER? I'll just hold my opion off for now untill I see how everyone else votes and then say I voted that way too. heh heh, THANK YOU JOHN KERRY for showing me the way

[ratm1966]

Damn, I laughed my ass off while reading those last three posts.

As far as China goes, I say we nuke 'em.

Oh wait, wrong China. Okay, even though China Town has regressed from a tolerable newb to a complete dumbass, I really don't think it is necessary to ban him/her. His/her posts don't really bother me, and if they do, I will just jump all over that ass. Afterall, everyone has to be able to let off a little steam every once in a while.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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I say ban him.

[/ QUOTE ] Says the man who was supposed to be banned after 1000 posts.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I'm still conflicted. I mean, China is annoying while she obliviously and consistantly angers me, but on the other hand, when she gives me that look, (you guys know the one I mean) I just can't say no. My worst fear is this is the girl that I will end up writing about for the rest of my life. How do I support a ban for such a muse?

Then again, there's that Vikings comment. BAN HER TWICE, DAMMIT!

[ratm1966]

I couldn't really care less for the Vikings than I do now. I was only happy they won, because they played Dallas.

GO SEAHAWKS!!!!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

And that's cool. You don't have to like the Vikings. The football thing doesn't matter anymore. The moment is over.

She should still be banned though.

[marksiwel]

SO CHINA are you a lady? Or are you a man? Or some sort of Man-She. Somebody tackle him up pull down China's pants I cant take this "Its Pat" situation

[Razorback]

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Says the man who was supposed to be banned after 1000 posts.

[/ QUOTE ]

Because I used to have a sig that said I was on a mission to get to 1,000 posts and a banning? I guess it is true, democrats have no sense of humor.

[karmattack]

Seems like you've realized that a half-dozen times now.

[Razorback]

Yup... in my old age I forget. Thankfully, you guys remind me of it everyday.

[China_Town]

Yea. You're telling me not to take shit seriously? Thats hilarious, because I never have. Everything I say you guys rip on me for. Karma-RB-robbo You're the ones who are the ball-lickers.

You can't handle a simple joke here and there. All the posts I make in this place I'm laughing all the way through, because I know you're going to take them the wrong way, and too seriously I may add. You don't respect anybody elses opinions but your own. Star Wars 1 sucked balls. Even George Lucas says so. He's upset with all of the films, saying that he wish he could have made them better (but who doesn't say that about their work?) As soon as the movie was released, he regretted ever creating Jar Jar Binx. I know this cuz I watched an interview with him that was on television like a week ago.

You can't even respect what I say about the 300 people that were killed recently. Fuck you.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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You're the ones who are the ball-lickers.

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">Funny, you can't come up with your own comebacks, you have to use Kevin Smiths, just like all the retarded newbies that we sometimes get. You are an ass.</font color>

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You don't respect anybody elses opinions but your own.

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">You can't have respect on someone's opinion if they don't respect you. And it seems you want them to agree with you with anything you say, but you know what, it doesn't work that way. Grow up.</font color>

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As soon as the movie was released, he regretted ever creating Jar Jar Binx.

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">Lucas had no problem with Jar Jar. He [censored] rocked. Its just little pansies like you who have no respect for the awesomeness of Jar Jar.

Now, for my vote. I say ban the [censored]! Ban him! </font color>

[TLS]

HEY, I'm a retarded newbie. It's not nice to take our helmets away.

[China_Town]

The funny thing about this thread is. I haven't really done anything to be banned. Except for argue the opinions of others, and thats waht you all do anyway.. So it's kinda hypocritical to ban me. Just ignore me and my posts if you don't like them. Like I said I don't take what I say seriously, so why should you?

"Thats what the internets for. Slandering others anonymously"

[China_Town]

O yea and for all those who care. I'm not a newbie. I am now an enthusiast

[TLS]

Wow, you really are a moron. I wasn't sure to believe it, but damn. Don't you realize that you just called everyone hypocritical for trying ban you, but yet right underneath that very same post you mention that the internet is for slandering others anonymously? If you're going to be such a cry baby about it you might as well just leave this thread alone and let everyone banned you as they see fit. Besides, to my knowledge I don't think it's really possible to ban people from a message board (well, I've never seen it done before) so heed your own advice and ignore everyone and their post if you don't like what they have to say about you.

[China_Town]

You're the ones crying. You're the ones complaining. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off, knowing that I'm being a hypocrite, because none of this means anything to me. None of you mean anything to me. I'm just here. I say random things, you take it too far. Your like a ticking clock that can't tell time. You don't seem to understand the fact that I never cared about what I said. I said shit about Star Wars 1 to see how many people would trash me for it. It's funny, you take things so seriously. I'm here laughing my ass off. This is all a joke to me. You actually act like this site's your home ground.

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If you're going to be such a cry baby about it you might as well just leave this thread alone and let everyone banned you as they see fit.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not crying. I'm laughing, cuz I don't care. None of this means shit to me. I just speak my mind and sign off.

oh yea nd Super Poo is a real product.

[TLS]

Yeah, whatever you've got to keep telling yourself.

[TomHarrington]

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You actually act like this site's your home ground.



[/ QUOTE ]

It is. There is actually a palpable sense of community that exists among the regular crowd here. I don’t think you’ve done anything ban-worthy, but if you really have nothing invested in the site and are just here to mess with people then you probably should go, you know?

[FanGirl]

For the record, yes you can be banned. You can also have your IP banned, but there are only a few people with the power. The banning gods are easily summoned as they were earlier today.

While China has done nothing technically worthy of getting banned, he/she has pissed enough people off so that the second the tiniest of infractions occurs, 5 or more people will be summoning the gods to come down from above and smite thee.

Don't make me summon the assassin. He has been tied up fighting nijas and pirates, but will respond quickly if needed. I'm not sure if any of you people know, but the assasin was actual

*THWIP*

*Fangirl hits the ground with a dart coming out the back of her neck*

[Droogan_Leader]

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There is actually a palpable sense of community that exists among the regular crowd here. I don’t think you’ve done anything ban-worthy, but if you really have nothing invested in the site and are just here to mess with people then you probably should go, you know?


[/ QUOTE ]
Word life, brother Tom. Hit the road, dillweed.

[TLS]

Hey, you ok? (pokes FanGirl with a stick)

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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Because I used to have a sig that said I was on a mission to get to 1,000 posts and a banning?

[/ QUOTE ] No, because I remember Ryall saying that it would happen, and then you added it to your signature. I guess that's just revisionist history.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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I just speak my mind and sign off.


[/ QUOTE ] Speak your mind? I don't think you've posted anything that was original, nor worth my time. You just interrupt the good threads. Sheesh, now you're like my ex-girlfriend who couldn't realize she wasn't wanted any more. If you wanted to be ignored you wouldn't interrupt every worthwhile thread.

I'll be happy to ignore you. Start threads of your own, and I will not read nor respond to them.

Remember the good old days when we had that ignore button for that 'special poster?' Can they give us back that button?

Someone set us up the bomb?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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The banning gods are easily summoned as they were earlier today.


[/ QUOTE ] Dammit, you couldn't wait for me? I love a good banning by the gods. They're the only gods I worship because they get stuff done; like Joe Pesci (Thank you, George Carlin).

[DangerSeeker]

Sorry, all your posts are belong to us.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Mmm, Zig.

[TLS]

Did you have many ex-girlfreinds or just one really dumb one?

[FanGirl]

*wakes up and smack stick out of TLS hand*

*Groggily* Whoever gets there first gets to do the banning dance and ring the Gong.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

It was just one stupid one, but I sound a whole lot cooler if I make it seem like there were multiple stupid girls. As it stands, most of my exes have been good ones that I let get away. I am my own undoing. Eh, what are ya gonna do?

[Mighty_Wingman]

" Yea. You're telling me not to take shit seriously? Thats hilarious, because I never have. Everything I say you guys rip on me for. Karma-RB-robbo You're the ones who are the ball-lickers. "

Ooops , And I was actually thinking about trying to help you. You are soooo toast. If I were you ? I'd pray for banning, that's the easy way out... Of course if I were you I'd spend alot more time debating internally about consulting a physician in order to have my large, pasty, bulbous head removed from my zit covered, unwiped ass.

"You can't handle a simple joke here and there."
Pot to Kettle , over ?

" All the posts I make in this place I'm laughing all the way through, because I know you're going to take them the wrong way, and too seriously I may add."

No, not with that haircut. You "may" not.

"You don't respect anybody elses opinions but your own. Star Wars 1 sucked balls. Even George Lucas says so."

Oh c'mon ? Show me one video of George saying "episode one sucked balls", Or even just a rogue journalist who had marbles enough to put that quote in print.

This is the problem ! You say all this stupid random shit...
"He's upset with all of the films, saying that he wish he could have made them better (but who doesn't say that about their work?) As soon as the movie was released, he regretted ever creating Jar Jar Binx. I know this cuz I watched an interview with him that was on television like a week ago."
...And actually expect anyone to take you seriously when you ...
"You can't even respect what I say about the 300 people that were killed recently. Fuck you. "
...wanna be taken seriously ?

"None of you mean anything to me."
Then why do you keep coming here ???

"None of this means shit to me. I just speak my mind and sign off. "

Say, that reminds me, the small bus departs in 5 minutes... don't miss your ride.

__________________________________________________ _________

Matthew , Is it too late to change my vote ?

TLS , You're on track for the "Newbie of the Month Award ".

Tom, Thanx for covering the " home ground " thing. I couldn'a said it better.

Assassin, You know what to do.

[Razorback]

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No, because I remember Ryall saying that it would happen, and then you added it to your signature. I guess that's just revisionist history.

[/ QUOTE ]

Revisionist history? Ryall's comment was a joke, as was my sig. Are you on the same drugs that Wingman was on a couple of months back? You know, the ones that make you lose the funny? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I'm sorry I didn't use an emoticon to convey irony or humor. Alas, there is no "middle finger" emoticon. /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

[Razorback]

I am your hero.

[China_Town]

Get a life kid.

[karmattack]

What are you talking about? http://www.karmattack.com/avatars/drew/flipa%5b1%5d.gif

[TLS]

Hey, you found the middle finger emotion! I think someone was looking for it.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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I am your hero.

[/ QUOTE ] Not with your shitty taste in movies or your worship of all things Lucas you're not.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Is it me, or does CT remind anyone else of Vern from Stand by Me?

I always had this image in my head of RB as Vern for the longest time, but CT is starting to sound like him every day.

[TLS]

I was thinking more along the lines of,
What's that bratty girls name in Rugrats?

[China_Town]

I was talking to TLS not you Karma.

[TomHarrington]

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I was talking to TLS not you Karma.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's okay, he was talking to Robbo, not you.

[China_Town]

Dammit, I misread, my bad.

[karmattack]

http://www.karmattack.com/avatars/drew/la1.gif

[TLS]

Hey, don't knock the Lucas fan...
Your hero's my side-kick.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Kirby Puckett is your side-kick? Who are you, Kent Hrbek?

[TLS]

That'd probably be funny, if I new who they were. To me Kirby is some pink marshmallow-looking dude who exist in the world of Nintendo. Well, I guess it's still funny anyhow.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Don't try to pretend. You must be Kent Hrbek you just don't want to draw attention to yourself. Hey, remember that time I got your autograph in 1988 at Baltimore Memorial Stadium? That was cool.

[TLS]

That was you?!! Of course I remember, it was the first time I've ever seen anyone with a wedgey pulled over the ears.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Hey, I was ten, and obviously cheering for the visiting team. It made me an easy target.

[TLS]

Hey, that means we're the same age.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Wow, you must have been pretty good to have been at that level at age ten.

On the other hand, you looked old even back then. I'd hate to see what you look like now.

[TLS]

You left that one wide-open for a nasty picture to be sent. Since this computer sucks, and I am unable to get it to do what I want, I'll leave it up to one of the other Droogs to send one to you.

[China_Town]

Hey, nothing sucks more than my computer man. My computer's the biggest piece of shit in the galaxy. It somehow had 1000 viruses on it, about 5 months ago. The hard drives died like 20 times, the cd-drive doesn't even work anymore, one of hte harddrives Disappeared, along with all the files in it (music and everything).

The viruses weren't amateur viruses either. I had at least 300 viruses acting as their own Hard drives, and they pretty much [censored] up my computer. My pc ate a little too much acid, it seems...

My pc is the biggest hunk-of junk ever. Never get a Compaq.

[marksiwel]

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Morons will Prevail.

[/ QUOTE ]

And you shall lead them

[Razorback]

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Not with your shitty taste in movies or your worship of all things Lucas you're not.

[/ QUOTE ]

Keep kidding yourself.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

You mean you really didn't like those glorified DBZ episodes that carry the Star Wars names?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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Hey, nothing sucks more than my computer man.

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">No, you suck more than your non-working PC. Get a clue. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[China_Town]

Your damn right. I will.

[Matthew]

Since subtleties do not work with you, FUCK OFF !

[marksiwel]

So is She banned yet?

[woo_wannabe]

Man, this thread has really lost it. After reading all that, I'm at the point where I just don't care anymore. She can stay or go, I really don't give a shit.

[Upin]

I am sorry, but this girl, guy, mixed, whatever has to go seriously. Enough b/s from him, he seems to care what other people think because he keeps responding daily. Someone just ban him already so we can all stop talking about this idiot!

[Upin]

Better yet, ignore him. Ignoring seems to solve problems quite easily, doesn't it?


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If morons ruled the world, then we would all be gay or dead. Would that be a good thing? Only China Town would!

[/ QUOTE ]

[Upin]

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[marksiwel]

Dude you dont know China_Town she likes it rough. SHE LIKES the abuse. I know Her. My little China Doll.

But Really a dude who hasnt posted more the 5 posts and all of his posts are less than a paragraph doesnt really have much say on who gets banned or not.

SO lets keep China Town untill he becomes unbearable. Or SHE drinks anti-freeze

[Matthew]

I wonder if the ban gods heard our plea.. It seems my ex has not posted for 2 days.

Bitch still has my meatloaf album though...