Help

[mistressofmagic]

Ok.......this is corny shit right here but I need some help. I like this guy....who is extremely hot...and how do i know he likes me? anybody out there wanna help? /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

[35mmCritic]

I like you, don't worry.

[Omaru]

just go up to him and ask him. thats what I'd do if I had more confidence. very previous attempt at asking someone out though involved me ruinning away mid speech or being turned down, so now I have my overseas gf on internet and taking it as seriosuly as possible. Alternatively you could ask his friends, or maybe your friends might know something?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

As a girl, you should only need one pick up line. That line is "Hello." When a girl walks up to a guy and says that magic word, he's telling his buddies how much you want him.

[TomHarrington]

>As a girl, you should only need one pick up line. That >line is "Hello." When a girl walks up to a guy and says >that magic word, he's telling his buddies how much you >want him.

I always thought that eye contact from a female was enough to suggest romantic interest. The woman I married made eye contact with me. See? Some guys just can't read the signals.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Some guys can't read signals, that's why you need to say "hello."

[Omaru]

hello is a magic word? so thats what I was doing all these past 7 months. I had a girl always say hello to me, and smiling too, alas that boat has sailed to far for me to do anything about it.

[Denyse]

This is why we girls love you Robbo...You just "get" us!

That, AND you make us laugh really hard...I just did that **insert favorite beverage here** through the nose thing...

[DarthMaulRat]

If this is a 'really hot' guy then its probably just some good ol' fashion lust. A few shots and some drunk pig f'n is usually a good way to break the ice.

[Razorback]

But if you are really good looking women run up to you, scream "hi!!! my name is..." and you just have to ignore them until they offer themselves and two other girls. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Tongue]

Personally i'd go with spiking his drink. It works when I do it.

[Razorback]

His drink?

RB

[Tongue]

Yes, I am assuming that from time to time this guy must intake some liquid refreshment.

[Razorback]

Oh... lol. You were remaining in thread context and I was somewhere else. Got it. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[johnbamforth]

guys are like an ice pop there licked till there all gone

[mistressofmagic]

awwwww.....someone likes me....or is that a gay inside joke? /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

[blah blah blah]... Or realize he/she is shit anyway, who cares all people suck.

[DangerSeeker]

I think the topic was help. How is that helping? You need help. The Beatles made a movie called Help. There was an album Help to go with it. Help is on the way. Lend a helping hand. Hamburger helper. I'm all helped out.

Oh, wait. Do the eye contact thing, and when you make important conversation points a lilittle touching, hand on the shoulder, that kind of seemingly innocuous stuff, should plants some subtle seeds and suggestions us guys don't pick up on, but work.

[DarthMaulRat]

Rubbish.

I can tell you that tons of guys don't pick up on any subtleties like that. A flutter of the eyes is no match for a hand on the crotch. I suppose there are slower ways to go about this whole thing, but most guys will consider you a friend until an obvious advance is made.

Of course, if a girl just wants to be friends then the guy will obviously think the opposite and start talking like the Fonz and buying the girl concert tickets and such.

We're not a complicated gender, we're just horribly confused about all things romantic.

[SuperWoman]

hey what you should do is tell him that you like him and see how he reacts to that or you can get a friend of yours and his to ask questions about you and see how he talks about you. the question is...Are you pretty? cuz most likely a hot guy wouldnt go after an unattractive girl /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

[TomHarrington]

That is why I'm going to kill you last.

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I think the topic was help. How is that helping? You need help. The Beatles made a movie called Help. There was an album Help to go with it. Help is on the way. Lend a helping hand. Hamburger helper. I'm all helped out.

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Thanks for that. I don't have anything to add to the conversation, but I thought you should know that what you wrote made somebody laugh. And laugh. And laugh again some more.

[johnbamforth]

wow i thought that i was the only one excited by hamburger helper lol

[TomHarrington]

Oh no, my friend. You’re in good company. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[DangerSeeker]

"I don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper. Does just fine on it's own..."

Thanks for the compliment. It's good to know there's a point to posting sillyness, besides filling space between requests for more J&amp;SB.

[jjcourtright]

I thnk dat Jay n Bob shood B N Jersey Gurl.