What was the Worst movie you Ever saw?

[China_Town]

Since we have been talking about our favorite movies and shit. Heres a new one: What's the one movie that made you want to jab out your eyes, and kill the person who created the monster that you watched?

[code6enterprises]

Jason X. Hands down, Jason X.

[FanGirl]

Nothing But Trouble.

[marksiwel]

Legally Blonde I HATED IT SO MUCH, I almost screemed it was so bad

[Jason_Brown]

Chinatown.

[ratm1966]

Well, since you said that it has to be a movie we saw, I guess I can't say 'Gliiter'. Oh, I saw a part of it when my daughter had it on, but as soon as I realized what it was, I ran from the room screaming and crying. Periodic trips to a shrink have helped out some.

Okay, worst movie I have ever seen......hmmm.....I guess it would have to be 'Invasion of the Star Creatures'. It is a 1962 'B' Sci-Fi movie. Okay, saying it is a 'B' movie is kind of an exaggeration. I think it is actually a 'C' or 'D' movie.

Now, you are all probably wondering just how in the hell I got my hands on this little gem, eh? Well, I will tell you. It seems that Best Buy has a series of movies called 'MGM Presents: Midnight Movies Double Feature. Yup, two classic gems per DVD. Needless to say, I bought 7 of them.

1. Invasion of the Star Creatures/Invasion of the Bee Girls
2. Deranged/Motel Hell
3. Countess Dracula/The Vampire Lovers
4. Cry of the Banshee/Murders in the Rue Morgue
5. The Fall of the House of Usher/The Pit and the Pendulum
6. Strange Invaders/Invaders from Mars
7. The Land that Time Forgot/The People that Time Forgot

I only have DVDs 5-7 left to watch. Of course, I have already seen some of them on TV before.

[Jason_Brown]

You're a (Rat)man after my own heart!

(sings) In the not too distant future, next Sunday, A.D. ...

[EternalStrife]

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The Vampire Lovers

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Sounds like an erotic/porn movie title.

[China_Town]

I'd have to say, Star Wars Episode 1, that movie pissed me off on so many levels. Why, why why why why why why did George Lucas have to bring that to the world? Jar Jar Binx, what a worthless character. I still don't understand how anakin is so young in episode 1, and reaching twenty in episode 2, while the princess doesn't age a day. The movie blew. May not be the worst movie ever. But god damn it pissed me off. It had to be the most aggrivating movie I've ever seen.

[Razorback]

You are stupid. The princess was a Queen and then a Senator... idiot. Also, she obviously aged. Or did you expect her to look like an old hag at 24?

I hope someone kills you while you sleep... but wakes you up right before the death blow and laughs at your stupidity.

Thanks.

[China_Town]

Ok someone needs counseling. Ok you fuckhead first off anakin was 5 when he met the queen in the first one, and all of a sudden he was 20 in #2 and they were about the same age. (Star Wars 2 was alright.) Quit bein a fuckin [censored]. You should really calm yourself down, before you dig your self a hole you cannot crawl out of. quit bein a moron.

[Razorback]

Find a site that shows you how to best kill yourself. QUICKLY!

He was TEN in TPM. The Queen was 14.. you fucktard. They were about the same age in AOTC because they are 4-years apart in age, moron.

DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[woo_wannabe]

Moulin Rouge sucked complete balls.

[marksiwel]

speaking of Star Wars. In Ep 2 Attack of the Clones I have a question.
So the clone Army was made by some Dark Jedi, that jedi was dead. Obi shows up looking for clues, the makers of the clones basically give Obi the clones. Obi tells Yoda, and Yoda decieds to use them to save Anakain and Company/ Kick those insect peoples ass.

Do I have that right? Its been so long. Help me RB your my only hope

[Razorback]

Well, the clones had been ordered by a Jedi named Sifo-Dyas. The Kaminoins figured that Kenobi was a representative of Dyas and so they welcomed him as someone who was there to receive the army (after all, they had been told a Jedi would be arriving around that date).

Anyway, so after Obi-Wan was captured the Jedi decided to go to Geonosis to save Obi-Wan. Palpatine also got Binks --who was standing in for the absent Padme-- to request emergency powers for the Chancelor so that he could create an Army for the republic (I suspect by acquiring funds for the purchase of the clones on Kamino). Yoda then went to Kamino to take control of the clones with the authorization of the Supreme Chancelor. He then took the clone army to Geonosis and thus began the Clone War.

In Episode III we will learn how this scheme was concocted... and who really ordered the clones, erased Kamino from the Jedi database, and more...

[Blackjack248]

Druids has got to be the worst. To describe it, would just bring back painful memories. Just avoid it, at all costs!!!!

[ratm1966]

I guess for 1970 it could be considered racy. I mean, it does show some breastesses and the main vampire character is a female, and she seems to only go after other females. The scenes of her seducing a female into letting her bite them could kind of be construed as lesbian love scenes, I guess, but they don't really show anything, it is kind of implied.

[Omaru]

I can't decide between going overboard or shakes the clown, would van wilder count too (cause I never technically saw it, I turned off after 20 minutes of boredom)

[China_Town]

Ok I know I said Star Wars ep 1 sucked ass (Which it did), but I just realized something. The worst movie I have ever seen... It was an anime.. called. Blood: The Last Vampire. They gave it great ratings, saying it was practically the greatest hting since sliced bread. God that movie was horrible. It was supposed to be 82 minutes long, it turns out to be a 30 minute long piece of shit. No body gets killed, except for 4 vampires, that are really a few kids who turn into really bad looking monsters. It was the most worthless pile of shit I've ever seen. And to totally confuse the viewer at the end. The Last Vampire (Hence the main character was an original, whatever the fuck that means.) saves the vampire that she's been trying to kill the whole movie by letting it drink her blood.. That movie should be labeled as a big Black Eye to the anime industry. What a worthless piece of crap that was. I can't believe I wasted 20 dollars on that garbage.

For any of you who have never seen, if you come across this movie, run like hell.

[Bear_Fucker]

The worst movie ever made has to be Top Gun. &gt;_&gt; Unfortunately, my parents used to torture me by watching that movie whenever they got the chance (Well, actually, I don't think that was their intention, but it was still torture). o_o

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Top Gun was the worst film you saw? Holy shit. Two words for you... Volleyball Scene. Now, go, put in that dvd and watch that scene again. That will bring your idea of that movie up! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[Niko]

1. Beast of Yucca Flats
2. Terror Toons
3. Manos Hands of Fate

The pain never ends really.

[Bear_Fucker]

Yeah; it was. Aside from 'The Matrix', and 'Master And Commander'. &gt;_&gt;

[ratm1966]

Now, I am not a Top Gun fan, but I can think of a lot of movies that sucked more than it did....like Wing Commander for one.

[Razorback]

You must be 14, slow, or the worst judge of what makes a movie bad.

Master and Commander is one of the best movies I have seen in years.

[DarthMaulRat]

Yeah, don't you just hate it when a director tries to tell a historical story accurately? It pisses me off that the whole cast didn't talk using modern catch phrases like 'wuzz up' before seeing a cannonball get shot out in bullet time and exploding into a big puffy fireball.

[China_Town]

The movie still Sucked balls Razorback. Star Wars 1 sucked Balls. I think I'd rather see another movie with Silvester Stallone acting as a truck driver, while being Fred Savages father than to see Star Wars 1 again.

[China_Town]

Wow your really defending those movies to the death aren't you? Master and Commander, Star Wars ep 1. Man, you must be 14, unable to respect others opinions.

[FanGirl]

Incoming! Duck and cover! Razor attack emminent.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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I think I'd rather see another movie with Silvester Stallone acting as a truck driver

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<font color="purple">Are you talking about 'Over the Top?' That movie kicked ass. So did Star Wars Episode 1. I don't think I can trust your movie critique any longer.</font color>

[jjcourtright]

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going overboard

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All those replys, and only one person came up with the correct answer. You all should know better. Going Overboard is the worst movie ever made. Period.

[Razorback]

You may be the dumbest shit on these boards right now. That is why I am taking your comments as that of someone who is mentally challenged. I don't want to beat on you any more than you beat on yourself.

[Droogan_Leader]

Master &amp; Commander was all-around excellent. I totally agree with your critique of the movie and this dude. Is this dude just picking fights? That's not cool if you are, man.

[in_diana_jones]

RADIO blew balls...

[China_Town]

star wars 1 [censored] sucked asss!! doesn't that just annoy the shit out of you?

[Matthew]

Just when I thought you were getting better, your true colors appear.

You jackass, knock it off.

[ratm1966]

I don't think Episode I sucked balls, but it did have problems. The kid that played young Anakin was about the worst actor I have ever seen. Oh, and the way he just seemed to "oooops" his way through saving the day was dumb. Lastly, Jar Jar and his clan were more suited for a Monty Python or Mel Brooks movie.

Last lastly, you were improving so much in your behavior here, and now you seem to be regressing. Intentionally trying to annoy someone is bad. Don't make me regret sticking up for you like I have been the past few days.

[China_Town]

Dude in all sense. I'm as much of a Star Wars fan as anybody, but that movie was bad.

[woo_wannabe]

After reading this thread, I take back what I said about you in the Russian bombing thread, China. You still got the newbie stupidity about you.

[Razorback]

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I'm as much of a Star Wars fan as anybody

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No. You are just a dumb kid spewing Internet prequel-babble-bashing because you are afraid to say what you really think out of fear of being called a geek by your friends.

You LOVE Phantom Menace and you cried like a little bitch when little Anakin said "yipee" because he reminded you of yourself just 2 hours before. Fuckhead.

[EternalStrife]

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The movie still Sucked.....Star Wars 1 sucked Balls.

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If that's your opinion, then fine. But....

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star wars 1 [censored] sucked asss!! doesn't that just annoy the shit out of you?

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How many times do we have to hear it from you? I think you may have repeated the fact in almost everyone of your post in this particular thread.

[China_Town]

OK fine I'll stop talkin about it.

[Razorback]

Phantom Menace was the shizznit.

You know what though? I loved Phantom Menace.

Did I ever mention how much I love Star Wars? How about Episode I?! Binks rules!

I also love Star Wars. The one with Darth Maul is pretty cool. What was it called? Oh yeah, The Phantom Menace! That is such a cool movie!

It is so annoying that I can't watch Phantom Menace right now.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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Binks rules!

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<font color="purple">I offically will say it; RB is a real man. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[Droogan_Leader]

The only *more* annoying thing is that China isn't within your reach, and you can't pummel him and post the clip for us to see. It's a close one, but that, to me, is more sad.

[Razorback]

Here is a funny link some Star Wars bashers will believe right away. (http://cnn.docspages.com/index.html)

[Mighty_Wingman]

I am not a Star Wars basher. ( a bit of a Lucas basher maybe . ) It would not surprise me, not one little bit if that story turns out to be true.

[Razorback]

Star Wars basher/Lucas basher. Same thing to me. Drama queens.

As for your " It would not surprise me, not one little bit if that story turns out to be true." How can a fake story on a fake site turn out to be true? It is a joke. A site created for the purpose of sticking it to your type who have become such negative ninnies about Lucas that even an obviously faked news item will make you think "Oh! I think that could be true!"

Rickies, all of you.

[FanGirl]

Maybe I'm missing something here. CNN is a fake site? Although, I don't see any other mention of it on any other site. Regardless, I can't see how it matters one way or the other. It's going to do the same amount of business no matter what the title is.

[Razorback]

You are missing something. That is not CNN's site.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Oh, right . It's because I'm so hate-filled. Of course it wouldn't have anything to do with him changing the title of "Jedi" or him deliberately having David Prowse say the wrong lines during filming because Prowse was leaking like siv.

But you're right ! You're always right. My feelings have nothing to do with Lucas' history of changing things or releasing false info. to keep things secret. * eye roll *

[Razorback]

I am glad that you agree with me.

[12Monkeys2004]

Seen alot of shitty movies, 1 was peter jacksons first movie, bad taste the movie was poorly made, the aliens in the movie looked like ppl in rubber suits, and the actors were so shit, aussies running around with machine guns.
terrible

[in_diana_jones]

That movie ruled.