Lamest Villian Death

[u6ik]

This is as opposed to coolest villian death. I couldn't think of many cool villian deaths, but there are hundreds of lame villian deaths. As an example I give the Boba Fett in RotJ. Because of his mystery, Fett was a brilliant character that could have really been expanded on... but no, Lucas had him swallowed by a Sarlac! V Poor. And to add insult to it the Sarlac even belched!

Jango didn't fare much better, having his head cleaved off in a couple of seconds of battle. If Jango was meant to be the best 'bad arsed' warrior in the galaxy, a warrior so good that an entire army was cloned from him, then he should have lasted longer.

What say ye? /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Subby]

<font color="green">I can think of a badass villian death:

Jack Nick's The Joker in Batman!

Here's a lame death, Shiva in the second Mortal Kombat movie. Yeah, I watched the hell out of that movie. In fact, I watched it the first time so I could watch the Shiva fight. She jumps up on whatever it was, it's been a long time, she screams or growls and then this [censored] thing fell on her. Total bull shit. but I liked it, screw whatever people think.

That part and "Never give up hope!" was pretty bad though.</font color>

[straight2video]

so tell me did you enjoy the 2nd of the astonishing mortal combat movies??

[u6ik]

The Mortal Wombat movies are not at all cool... in fact <font color="red"> really </font color> rubbish. It made me laugh that Christopher Lambert was in them. Mind you Highlander was excellent!

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[Tongue]

******Star Wars book SPOILERS******* Just for your information Boba Fett never died. He was trapped in the Sarlaac's stomach for a while having a conversation with it before blasting out. He ended up living a long life and even became best man at fellow bounty hunter ( and new Friend) Dengars wedding. He was last seen helping Han Solo escape from a galxy conquering alien force and aided in restoring peace to the Galaxy.
Just thought you might like to know

[KingBison]

The wicked witch of the west had the lamest death ever. Hands down.

[in_diana_jones]

Bison who is that in your icon?

[u6ik]

Where did you get your info? I read a Star Wars comic when I was a kid that had Boba escaping the sarlac, but then ending up dead again shortly after aiding Han Solo out of a spot. If you have a book title or something, I'd like to read it /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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The wicked witch of the west had the lamest death ever. Hands down.


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Bison - I think you have a point, but how about Doc Oc in the last Spidey movie. He went to knock some ball of light over and ended up drowned. How did that happen?

[EternalStrife]

Well maybe he didn't drown. They didn't exactly show him specifically expiring, did they?

[u6ik]

A true thing. But we'll never find out because Lucas isn't going to make the trilogy 7-9. Just as well really, if he's gonna screw them up the same way as 1-2. I just hope he can redeem himself with 3, although I have a sad suspicion he won't /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[straight2video]

thats gotta be the lamest avatar i have ever seen... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Omaru]

Kevin Nash as super shredder in turtles 2, they dont even fight him and he stupidly pulls a sea pier (sp) down on himself.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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thats gotta be the lamest avatar i have ever seen...

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">That's Hal Sparks and he is the man. Talk bad about him again and you are going to meet a mean side of me.</font color>

[marksiwel]

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Lucas isn't going to make the trilogy 7-9

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You know why? Because he never wrote 7-9 he lied, he is just making it up a couple of months before filming..shhh..dont tell Razorback.

[Razorback]

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You know why? Because he never wrote 7-9 he lied, he is just making it up a couple of months before filming..shhh..dont tell Razorback.

[/ QUOTE ]

Lucas did not lie. He never said he was going to make 7-9. That was just rumors created by fans based on an old outline that was compressed into 3 movies (in fact, that outline showed 12 episodes, not 9).

[Subby]

<font color="green"> I liked Mortal Kombat 2. I like pretty much all movies. I know where they fail, but it doesn't get to me unless well, read my The Village post in the Columns index. </font color>

[Matt1]

Still, you would concede that he is just making this shit up as he goes along, right?

[Mighty_Wingman]

Dude. You do realize, RB doesn't exactly run a "concession" stand. Don't you ?

[FanGirl]

The bad guy's death in the lame Jack Nicholson's movie, "The Pledge."

[Razorback]

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Still, you would concede that he is just making this shit up as he goes along, right?

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Well, of course he is making it up as he goes. That is how you write a story. Unless you believe that God hands everyone else their inspiration. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[u6ik]

And what the hell are Midichlorians, or however you spell them? What a load of BS! He couldn't leave any mysticism in there could he, Lucas had to try and explain everything about everything to everyone. Loose plot for explaination...not good. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Razorback]

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And what the hell are Midichlorians, or however you spell them? What a load of BS! He couldn't leave any mysticism in there could he, Lucas had to try and explain everything about everything to everyone. Loose plot for explaination...not good.

[/ QUOTE ]

Forgive me for being so harsh, but I am getting tired of RETARDED [censored] PEOPLE still pretending as if midichlorians changed anything about the "mysticism" of the Force.

Ok, stupid... let me explain this one last mother [censored] time (oh God how come you still make people so full of shit they are still arguing about this?). Midichlorians were introduced for three reasons:

1. Lucas stated that he had always wanted to explain how Jedi utilized their power.

2. As a way to forward the idea that Anakin was "the Chosen One" Qui-Gon had to have a method to test his blood for a content of some type that would confirm what he was sensing in the boy.

3. To make a comparison between the potential power of Anakin and Yoda (as TPM informs us, Anakin's midi count is higher than Yoda's).

Now, the argument has been made, by mostly retarded people (or those who refuse to believe anything but this bullshit analysis that was made after the movie came out) that midichlorians are a virus. This was born via the Qui-Gon line "checking your blood for infections." Unfortunately for the dumbasses (yes, I mean you) Qui-Gon simply told Anakin what he thought he needed to hear. He was testing for his midichlorian count and nothing else.

So what are midichlorians? They are exactly what Qui-Gon told Anakin they are. Living organisms that reside inside EVERYONE (not just Jedi) and everything that speak the Will of the Force. So, you retarded fucksheep asslicker, only a few thousand people in the entire galaxy are able to hear the Will of the Force and utilize it. The "mysticism" remains and the only thing that has been added is an understanding of the Jedi ability to utilize a power that is within all living things.

I know, Gumpmaster, you won't make any effor to understand what I have written (you slutmonkey mommiehumper) so I figured I would at least be overly combative so that you might at least be pissed enough to remember it. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Jason_Brown]

That was beautiful. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Sheriff]

Nice technique!

LMMFAO

[u6ik]

OK. So let's take all the swearing and profanity out of Razorbacks response and see what we get.

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(Midichlorians are) Living organisms that reside inside EVERYONE (not just Jedi) and everything that speak the Will of the Force.

[/ QUOTE ]

I beleive the rest of it is what is called 'a waste of space'. Much like the author. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[FanGirl]

*covers eyes and waits for the newbie blood splatter*

[Mighty_Wingman]

*Nudges Fan Girl, offers bag of popcorn. Sits down on couch. Hears cat noise , gets up moves cat , sits back down on couch. *

Well he's brave at least , You gotta give 'em that.

[ratm1966]

Dude, that was too friggin' funny.

[FanGirl]

*with eyes still covered reaches for popcorn misses and hitting Wingman's lap*

Oops, sorry!

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[Razorback]

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I beleive the rest of it is what is called 'a waste of space'. Much like the author

[/ QUOTE ]

That was completely unnecessary! I am just having a conversation and you come here and insult me! That is just wrong. This is not a forum for insults! You fuckin-assmunching-whorebag!!!

[woo_wannabe]

Don't let him say that shit RB. Star Wars rules! I think everything the Lucas has done in the latest trilogy has been great. It has shown us things and events that were only jusdt talked about in the first trilogy. Things like the Clone Wars and the downfall of the Jedi. Its all good if you ask me.
And the lamest villin death I can think of is probably at the end of Desperado when Antonio Banderas just shoots his brother without much of a fight. That and the end of Kill Bill Vol. 2. Biggest anti-climax ever.

[Razorback]

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Don't let him say that shit RB. Star Wars rules! I think everything the Lucas has done in the latest trilogy has been great. It has shown us things and events that were only jusdt talked about in the first trilogy. Things like the Clone Wars and the downfall of the Jedi. Its all good if you ask me.

[/ QUOTE ]

I grew up on the original movies and absolutely love them. However, if someone forced me to choose between the originals or the prequels I would not even think twice about it. I would take the prequels and then slip the originals in my boxers!

[u6ik]

If I'm not mistaken, it was you who started insulting me rather unnecessarily with phrases like
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you slutmonkey mommiehumper
the dumbasses (yes, I mean you)
RETARDED [censored] PEOPLE


[/ QUOTE ]
I'll just thank you for the apology, shake hands and call it quits /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

You just can't beat the originals. Empire was the best - and you know it /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[marksiwel]

assclown

[Tongue]

The books that explain Boba Fetts escape are The Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy and as for Boba Fett popping up again to help save the galaxy that is in the most recent book written in a series of about 15 books called The New Jedi order.

[Razorback]

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If I'm not mistaken, it was you who started insulting me rather unnecessarily with phrases like

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You took my comments out of context (fucktard). I was simply trying to educate you on the reality of midi's.

I expect an appology from you for implying that I was insulting you.

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You just can't beat the originals. Empire was the best - and you know it

[/ QUOTE ]

I love all five movies.

[u6ik]

RB - </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
fucktard

[/ QUOTE ] You just can't help yourself. Do you have Tourette's syndrome?

Tongue - </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
The books that explain Boba Fetts escape are...

[/ QUOTE ] Thanks very much for that, I'll look into reading them when RB stops abusing me /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Razorback]

I never said that. You are misquoting me.

[ratm1966]

Yeah, his fucktard had ( ) around it.

[Razorback]

Everyone knows you cannot quote a parenthetical remark.

[straight2video]

i think the lamest death this forums ever gonna see is when ilovepapasmurf kills everyone with her stupid remarks-no offense

[u6ik]

(A parenthesised remark is an aside but indicates what you're thinking. By your logic you wouldn't be able to quote any of this message - what crap! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif )

[Razorback]

What is with your empty response? That is so (fuckin' stupid) silly.

[u6ik]

/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif LOL.

RB - Funny man (compliment). How did you get so angry in life? It makes for good entertainment - RB baiting /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Razorback]

I am not angry at all (YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!). I am very happy (why did God have to make my life so difficult? Why?!).

[u6ik]

RB - How did you know my mother was a whore? /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

[Razorback]

Magic 8-ball.

[u6ik]

LOL /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif Only I thought I saw you round her house last week /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[bwdial]

He pays her with a magic 8-ball.

[FanGirl]

*Fangirl comes up for air on the couch. Looks around*
Fight! Fight! Fight! Figh...

*She is then interrupted by Wingman*

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[ILovePapaSmurf]

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i think the lamest death this forums ever gonna see is when ilovepapasmurf kills everyone with her stupid remarks-no offense

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">So, I'm not witty or as intelligent as you…And I am actually jealous about that. So, maybe the real question is, what do I bring to this board? Oh, yes I remember now, a great smile and a nice rack.</font color>

[DangerSeeker]

You bring that? Crap! I was gonna bring that. Luckily I made some Rice Kirispy treats as well. They're made with secret ingredients! (cinnamon, a little extra butter, and weapons grade plutonium)

[FanGirl]

Plutonium? Are we expecting the Libians to show up?

[jjcourtright]

If the Rice Krispy Treats don't have plutonium, they'll never be able to generate the 1.21 jigawatts needed to travel through time...or to get up to 88 mph, you choose.

[FanGirl]

Remember, if we travel back in time, we shouldn't touch anything because every action could have diiiire consquences.

[Omaru]

yeah yeah, save it, give me the goddamn Krispies, I'm goddamn hungry and I desperately want to have sex with a younger version of my mother.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">We need to find this man a mercy date STAT!</font color>

[DarthMaulRat]

Thus creating the lamest villain death, wherein Omaru impregnates his mother before his birth, erasing himself from existence, but hopefully not erasing those delicious rice krispy treats.

[u6ik]

I beleive Omaru has a rather bad case of the Oedipus complex. Don't do it!... It'll only lead to banjo playing sprogs! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

...Or British royalty. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[jjcourtright]

Danger is bringing the treats, so unless Omaru bangs young version of Danger's mom...the Rice Krispy Treats will be safe.

[DangerSeeker]

Look, time travel is a very delicate thing. If one messes around with the space-time continuum, one might end up doing something that causes...

Damn, you guys wolfed those things down! I guess they're a hit! Where's Omaru?

[FanGirl]

Who? Who's that? Is that a name we showed know?

[Razorback]

Hey everyone! I am new to the board. I have no idea why my post count is so high though. Funny, I have a great bit of déjà vu about posting here and yet...

[jjcourtright]

The Rice Krispy Treats are bad, everybody stay away from the Rice Krispy Treats.

[FanGirl]

Hi, Razor! Welcome to the boards. Do you like Star Wars? I think we're going to be best of friends and never disagree on anything. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Razorback]

Star Wars? The defense system?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Hi there Razorback. Welcome to the board. I'm Christy. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[Razorback]

Hi, Christy. Have you seen my boxers? They seemed to have disappeared and I am cold.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Did they have smiley faces on them?</font color>

[u6ik]

OK OK... Who messed with the space-time continuum??? /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Did they have smiley faces on them?

[/ QUOTE ]

Smurfy ? C'mon now , we all know RB wears panties. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[u6ik]

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we all know RB wears panties

[/ QUOTE ] Really?! Are they lacey and pink or a thong? I always thought he walked funny /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

[FanGirl]

No, not the military stuff, silly. Oh well. You seem so pleasant and agreeable. I'm sure you'll get along here just fine.

Wingman, on your way home can you pick up a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter? Thanks, sweets.

(bonus points to who knows what I'm referencing)

[Razorback]

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Smurfy ? C'mon now , we all know RB wears panties

[/ QUOTE ]

I do have some panties on my head right now.

[u6ik]

RB - That's crazy! Who wears their knickers on their head?

http://www.pantsonhead.com/gallery/00025.jpg

Isn't the internet a wonderfull place /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif If you liked that, you'll love this! Pants On Head (http://www.pantsonhead.com)

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Hey Razorback, you seem like a mellow dude, let me introduce you to my friends at the DNC. Then I can lend you my Autographed copy of "Downsize This" by Mike Moore.

[karmattack]

Yo, you ever had your ass hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? /forums/images/icons/frown.gif /forums/images/icons/blush.gif /forums/images/icons/mad.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

DNC? who the fuck talks like that that's baby talk!! you R teh stoopid!

Democrats are the ones who R the ball lickers!! Im personaly going to make those democrat [censored] eat my shit and then shit out my shit and then eat the shit thats made up of my shit that I made them eat! SNOOGANDS!!

yeah

[dean]

ah karma . [censored] is one word not 2 , i saw it in the script for jay n silent bob strike back. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[karmattack]

listen to this morose [censored] right here looks lik someone shit in his cereal BUNG!

all following the rules and shit

I bet if I picked U up in a car you would follow the unwritten book of the road!

[Razorback]

Wow cool! Since I am now basically retarded I bet this book will be an easy read. Your friends at the DNC sure are great! Why every single one of them seems to have been hit over the head with a heavy object, which is exactly how I feel right now.

[Mighty_Wingman]

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I do have some panties on my head right now.

[/ QUOTE ]

Safest place for them . Hey ? Wait a minute ? Those are mine !

[Tongue]

Smurfy i think before you claim to have a great rack you should let US be the judges of that. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Ha! Nice try. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Btw, I get comments on how nice and sexy t-shirts look on me. For example, a old drunk guy told me my 'I Beat the Smart Kids' shirt was sexy on me. Gotta love those drunk guys! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[Razorback]

Where are those extra-sexy pictures you promised me of you in tight t-shirts?

[Tongue]

Please RB stop now. I don't think i can take much more

[Razorback]

Too bad for you.