"green hornet" buzz on the new kevin smith movie

[jayandbob081824]

the news is that kevin smith was offered the job as producing the green hornet a while back but didnt except it basically till after jersey girl and he is been working on it .and if anybody is wondering will any regular veriw askew peeps be in he said hes reighting a part for mewes and there will be others in it too , for morer info reply or w/e back to me

[BAMSS04]

Is it ok to use the big smelly fish here, Chris?

[Dave]

Dear Jayandbob081824,
It is sooooo great to finally have an insider on these Boards. What else can you tell me about this Green Hornet movie? Is Brody going to be in it? Will Mewes be cast as Kato? I must know!!!!

[Droogan_Leader]

I don't think I made out what he was saying.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Wow, you are so wise and that makes me jealous. Do you have any news on the possible baby on the way for J-Lo?</font color>

[Omaru]

Ladies and gentleman I introduce jayandbob081824
The Dmoney Dujour!
I don't even know where thereal deal is and I don't care.

[jayandbob081824]

on the j lo thing im really not sure about im really just a big kevin smith fan and i heard of her expecting one but this was over two years ago with affleck sorry , l8r

[jayandbob081824]

sorry bout my typing i was in a rush and didnt have time to do spell check so i hope you can accept my apologies on the spellin

[jayandbob081824]

all i know is this : Kevin Smith is reported to be considering either Jet Li or Zhang Yi for the role of Kato in The Green Hornet, and yes yi is female, he is considering changing the sex of the character. i also think that he might not be doing mewes b/c of his recent roles as a stoner . this way if there ever is another jay and silent bob movie nobody will be confused with jason mewes being a super hero or stoner ?

[FanGirl]

"oh my god, it's the kid in the helmet."

[Omaru]

It's "Zhang Ziyi"
you know nothing! and since he's not directing or so the rumours go, why would Mr Smith get to pick the casting couch?

[Ryall]

This wins my award for Awesomest Post of the Day, something new I'm starting as we begin our third year. Congrats!

[Droogan_Leader]

Guys and gals, I think the only thing some types understand is when they are confronted with their own mortality. Jayandbobbunchofnumbers, you will die someday. You cannot get back the time you are wasting cluttering up the MPS boards. And, your flash in the pan existence here is likely indicative of what your life will be like--a disappointment. Go make something of yourself--leave here, come back with something to contribute in a few years. No one will talk badly about you when you're gone--you're young, you have a lot to learn. Don't waste your life.

[Dave]

Yeah, what he said. And Don't watch the new Andy Ricter Show either!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">*puts head down* Poor Poor Andy...Poor Poor Andy.</font color>

[FanGirl]

Andy went to my college in Chicago. We were forced to watch his student films because he was famous.

[ratm1966]

Okay, I am gonna see if I have deciphered his gobbledeegook right.

the news is that kevin smith was offered the job as (of) producing the green hornet a while back but didnt except (accept) it basically till (until) after (he finished) jersey girl and he is been working on it (since then). (delete 'and' and capitolize the 'i') and if anybody is wondering will any regular veriw (view) askew peeps (will) be in (it) he said hes (he's) reighting (writing) a part for mewes and there will be others in it too , for morer (more) info reply or w/e (whatever) back to me

I think I will have to reply to that with a nice little conversation between Red Forman and Bob Pinciotti...

Bob: You know, Red, a kick in the ass isn't the solution to everything.
Red: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disagree with that, Bob.

Yeah, you deserve a swift kick in the ass.