1 days, 12 hours, 59 minutes, and 48 seconds left

[Matthew]

until ...

[DangerSeeker]

You know, after waiting this long, and then seeing those Lohan pics, I've moved on. Maybe I'll mail them some cigarettes and porn, though.

[BAMSS04]

Your Birthday?

[karmattack]

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1 days, 12 hours, 59 minutes, and 48 seconds left until ... For me to poop on!

[/ QUOTE ] Dayum! Maybe you should eat a banana.

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[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I'm sick and tired of hearing about the Olsen Twins turning 18. Get over it.</font color>

[karmattack]

Oh. Psh!

I'll get over them BOTH once they're 18!

Canna getta high-five?? Anyone?

[DangerSeeker]

I'd high five, but I'm gonna be getting UNDER them! The single entendre!

[Dave]

And i'd Double High Five, but i'm going to be getting Between them, like Fluffernutter between 2 slices of WonderBread.

[karmattack]

Awe yeah.

Now all we need is $240 worth of pudding.

[Dave]

'Cause first i cook, then i chill.
Awwwwww Yeeeeah.

[TomHarrington]

As a man, though, do you really want to liken yourself to Fluffernutter? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">You guys are making me sick.</font color>

[Dave]

White and Kind of Sticky, i'm not sure... Let me think about that.

[DangerSeeker]

I'm gonna go the breakfast route, and say they'll be my Frenching toast, and I'll be makin' bacon as the sausage, as I tap dat like a Vermont Maple!

[Ryall]

Does anyone find the Olsen Twins attractive in any way other than their financial statements? I just find them to be these freaky little monkey-like halflings.

Well, Ashley is kinda cute.

[Dave]

They were the ugliest babies ever, but they got cutier as they blossomed into thier teens. Now i think they are a might skinny.

[TomHarrington]

Hey, don't knock freaky little monkey-like halflings until you've tried them.

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Does anyone find the Olsen Twins attractive in any way

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Apparently some do, but let's just hope this means the popularity death of Jessica Simpson or Paris Hilton.

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I just find them to be these freaky little monkey-like halflings.

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Hey! It's wrong to insult monkeys that way . /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[DangerSeeker]

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Does anyone find the Olsen Twins attractive in any way other than their financial statements?

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One of my best friends for years was obsessed with Full House, and I know that if I slept with the Twins, it would really piss her off. That appeals to me.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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Does anyone find the Olsen Twins attractive in any way other than their financial statements? I just find them to be these freaky little monkey-like halflings.
Well, Ashley is kinda cute.

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<font color="purple">I don't know, I grew up watching the Olsen Twins and I don't see how guys can be attracted to them. Its like having a cursh on your younger sister guys...Come on!</font color>

[Omaru]

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I don't know, I grew up watching the Olsen Twins and I don't see how guys can be attracted to them. Its like having a cursh on your younger sister guys...Come on!

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It's easier when you're closer to the age, also, that would be a bit like me not fancying Fairuza Balk because I watched Return to Oz.

All things said, I don't really like the girls.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I loved Return to Oz as a kid. I used to watch it when they showed it as the afternoon movie on KTLA! I wish they would show it again. That movie kicked some major ass back in the day.</font color>

[bwdial]

**bw's right eye crosses over his left...and a deep, gutteral Appalachian drawl begins**
An' jus' whut's wrong with a crush on yer lil' sister?
*cue music from Deliverance*
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[Matthew]

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cursh on your younger sister guys...Come on!


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Do step sisters count?

[karmattack]

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Does anyone find the Olsen Twins attractive in any way other than their financial statements? I just find them to be these freaky little monkey-like halflings.

[/ QUOTE ] Just part of the reason I find it "H. I. Larious" to joke about.

[BAMSS04]

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Does anyone find the Olsen Twins attractive in any way other than their financial statements?


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Most guys like them cause they are barely illegal(well now they are legal) and pretty hott. The money is gonna be just enought to keep them hot for the next 50 years. I am waitng for the first frontle they do. That movie is going to make tons of money even if it sucks.

Speaking of barely legal has anyone seen what the girl from Harriet the Spy looks like now? Momma Mia she got HOTT!!! ( She's in Eurotrip in case you didn't see it)

[DarthMaulRat]

Hands down, the Olsen twins are not hot. For celebrity standards anyway. They look like juvenile skeletons; probably hang out with Callista Flockhardt for the fat joke privileges. What I think the Olsen twins represent is America's pent-up closet case of pedophelia. I could go to an 8th grade classroom right now and find a bunch of girls that resemble the 'twins. As for their financial status? Well, in that case, Oprah is extremely hot.

[Tongue]

I'd do 'em. uhhhhum What I meant to say was I would partake. Although they haven't been as big over here as theyhave in the States.
Speaking of young girls growing up. I recently saw a raunchy magazine shoot of Jenna Von Whatsherface from Blossom. Baby got back. Nuff said

[BAMSS04]

Point taken. But for some reason I still want to take at least one of the Olsen Twins and ..... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif (I'm not going to gross anyone out so I'll just leave it at that)

[DangerSeeker]

When did Six do a photo shoot recently? Are we talking Maxim, Playboy, or worse? Long story, but she's an ex-friend of a friend, and I hadn't heard anything about it.

[Tongue]

It was in KING magazine. I don't know how recent it is but i picked it up in a store last month. Damn she was looking fine. I woke up very moist for years when i was younger dreaming of her.

Did I take that too far?????? Sorry peeps

[Omaru]

Bet it inspired you to shut her up during one of those 20 second continuous sentances.

[DangerSeeker]

Must find it so I can pass it along. Not sure if my friend is even on speaking terms with her anymore, though.

[awesomeness]

the olson twins look like two creeps. they remind me of something out of one of the ghoulie movies, but i would do em anyway.

[Dave]

You would do the Ghoulies?
ewwwwwww

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I have trouble telling them apart, which one is Mary Kate and which is Ashley?

http://i1.sell.com/0/101/30956/4/43/270088-m.jpg

[Razorback]

Mary-Kate is the cute one. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

And for those who say that they are not attractive... come out of the closet already:

http://www.ez-entertainment.net/carpet/MaryKateAshleyOlsen1RH2.JPG

http://home.c2i.net/Trond-Wespestad/images/pics/36263s.jpg

[karmattack]

Yeah, but dude! Where are the boobie pictures??

There were supposed to be boobie pictures by now! /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

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[Zens_7s]

I had never paid much attention to them before, but A&amp;E did a very good Biography on them. I didn't realize how hard these girls have been working since they were under a year old. It is incredible that neither has imploded and gone Paris "Nightcam" Hilton yet.

They both come across in interviews as intelligent, mature woman. Add that to being drop dead hot and what guy couldn't love them.

If any of you do hook one I expect to be invited to the wedding. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[DangerSeeker]

I joke about the attraction, but really I can't help seeing those frizzy-haired troll dolls when I look at them. They've grown out of that to a degree, but I still see it.

[Razorback]

Their SNL show was pretty funny too. They took a lot of shots at themselves (even doing the whole "the ugly one" bit too).

[Omaru]

I didn't realise how much they look like pink

[Omaru]

http://www.quitbuddies.org/Qb/trolls.jpg

See! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Zens_7s]

AHH! They are just like a pill. Instead of making me better they are making me ill!

[Tongue]

It's taken sexy young women but finally i agree with RB on something. Kudos to you.

[Droogan_Leader]

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Instead of making me better they are making me ill!

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Ahh, but you must clarify--Beastie Boys ill, or sickening ill? /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

As for me, I don't care what they looked like as babies, they are good looking women. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

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And for those who say that they are not attractive... come out of the closet already:

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I will admit that there are aaaah lot of kinky, perverted things in my closet, but the Olsen twins do NOT even visit. Matter of fact thinking of them during intercourse would only make me last longer.

If you find them attractive , well then , good for you.
Dey juss ain't my flavah.

[Razorback]

Whatever you say, bullshitboy.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Wow, what a witty response ... Chester !

[Razorback]

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what a witty response

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I wasn't aware I was in a competition.

Anyway, I completely support your lifestyle, sticky buns.

[Droogan_Leader]

MW, don't mess with the bull, you'll get the horns!

What do you find unattractive about them? What? What? I am baffled.

[Mighty_Wingman]

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I wasn't aware I was in a competition.

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You were, and you lost. Someone is always judging.


Droog ,

Here's a magnifying glass , now see if you can pull your tongue out of R.B.'s arse long enough to find yourself a clue, also here's a microscope , to help you find your penis, trace amounts may appear in R.B.'s mouth, along with my Sea Monkeys.

*Cue bitchslap sound-effect. *

Pah-tauck !

[Droogan_Leader]

You're speaking to a Pooh-Bah, bud. Watch yourself.

And, I didn't want to pull rank on you, but I think you've gotten a little too big for your breeches. So, I have to remind you that I was here to insult your newbie self once upon a time, and I haven't forgotten your humble beginnings. Don't forget where you've come from, MW.

Yeah, I had to say that to someone. You just happened to fall into the trap. By the way, RB and I aren't butt buddies. But, I will say that he zinged you. And, I'm a man that gives props when and where they're due.

And, you're one to poke fun, seeing as you're the one not into two obviously beautiful young millionaire 18 year old twins. Just food for thought, pardner. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Razorback]

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You were, and you lost

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Still afflicted with delusion I see...

[Mighty_Wingman]

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You're speaking to a Pooh-Bah, bud. Watch yourself.

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The more attention you try to draw to your status , the less it means to me.

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And, I didn't want to pull rank on you, but I think you've gotten a little too big for your breeches.

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It's because of my huge Co-ck.
http://www.nomadfx.com/old/px/img/rooster.jpg

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By the way, RB and I aren't butt buddies.

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I was only trying to imply some sort of ugly sordid homosexual liasion between the two of you . As often as you follow him around " patting " him on the back, I'd think you'd be honored by such a thing.

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And, you're one to poke fun,

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Yes, Yes I am.

Alls I was sayin' is , I don't find them attractive. I don't find Paris Hilton or Kirsten Dunst attractive either, Whereas R.B. was trying to say that people who say that are lying , I was just letting him know ( as per usual ) he's wrong.

Oh, and stop staring at my co-ck !

[Matthew]

MW, I respected you as a newb, because you took all our ribbing and came out victorious, but now I am not so sure.

RB would waste you, so I am not sure why you are picking fights with the master!

Perhaps I should just dismiss this breech of etiquette as a drunken post, at which case I will forgive. Snap out of it man!

*BAMMS* GET ME MY FISH

[Mighty_Wingman]

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MW, I respected you as a newb, because you took all our ribbing and came out victorious,

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I did ? Really ? Didn't feel that way on this end.

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RB would waste you, so I am not sure why you are picking fights with the master!

[/ QUOTE ]

" There is no teacher but the enemy. No one but the enemy will tell you what he is going to do. No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. " - Mazer Rackham

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Perhaps I should just dismiss this breech of etiquette as a drunken post, at which case I will forgive. Snap out of it man!

[/ QUOTE ]

Perhaps you should let R.B. explain why he calls people liars, for expressing their opinions, instead of being a sheep ?

Or, in your laguage, baahahaaahahahahhh .

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[Razorback]

Oh, bitter little girl... it is sad to see you so naked.

[Omaru]

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RB would waste you, so I am not sure why you are picking fights with the master!


[/ QUOTE ]

I always though leeroy was the Master, I mean he even beat Sho`nuff!
http://www.game-revolution.com/games/ps2/action/drakan_last%20_dragon.jpg

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Oh, bitter little girl... it is sad to see you so naked.

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You enjoying seeing little girls naked and assuming that everyone is like you, is what this is all about.

Eveveryone, is not like you .

Read up on your 1st year psych., especially the parts about transference and regression.

It's not your fault. You can get help.

[Razorback]

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Read up on your 1st year psych., especially the parts about transference and regression.

[/ QUOTE ]

That tired old bit? Is life not treating you well this week?

[Droogan_Leader]

Dude, what crawled up your butt and died?

[Mighty_Wingman]

http://www.zianet.com/fhparrish/images/t1.jpg
It was one of these little bastards, It never died, and it hurt like hell pullin' it out .

But I kept him, and put him in a little cage

I named him Razorback, cause he's such a pain in the ass !
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[Dave]

not to get this tread back on topic or anything, but just a reminder of what this started out as:

http://users.ez2.net/ohp/Nikki/olsen%20twins%20in%20playboy.jpg

[Matthew]

Here is how I see what has happened.

RB called your bluff, and you didn't like it. Now you have this personal vendetta against him and any others who may agree with his point of view.

I for example am a right-wing republican, and have been for a long time. Now, does that mean that I am a RB sheep, and that I too am a liar?

[RobinHoodDaffy]

But of course, all right wing types are puppets and liars, just like all us lefties are idiotic sheep. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Matthew]

OH I get it...

The right wingers allow the Republicans to dicate our opinions, and all left wingers allow 3-tooth farmers to fuck us? Am I getting closer with Wingmans point of view?

[Razorback]

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just like all us lefties are idiotic sheep

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Actually... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Here is how I see what has happened.

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Dude, please, reread this thread.

All I said was : I don't find them attractive. R.B. called me a liar for it .

What if someone started a thread " Whoopie Goldberg &amp; Bette Middler. The two Hottest Chicks alive " ?

...And you chimed in and said " You know ? Whoopie and Bette, Hmmm? Don't do much for me. Then I call You "BullshitBoy" ?

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RB called your bluff,

[/ QUOTE ]

It's no Bluff Matthew.

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Now you have this personal vendetta against him and any others who may agree with his point of view.


[/ QUOTE ]
It has nothing to do with politics. Many of my good neighbors and best friends VOTE REPUBLICAN. My Parents voted Republican. Sometimes, even I do.

Okay look , if I hurt anyones feelings,( barring, of course, Razorbacks) I'm sorry. Sincerely. I'm just having fun. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif You people do have a sense of humor ? Yes?

After RB called me liar, for, expressing an opinion, I was hoping for a little one on one sparring.

I've no fear , his brutal verbal assaults, I welcome them. Sticks and stones Blah blah blah. Even if I get my ass kicked, I'll learn something, win win situation, for me.

[Dave]

Lets turn the thread back to what is truly important, and that is that Jeri Ryan's Ex-husband tried to force her to have sex with him in sexclubs. (http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,14366,00.html) while other people stood around and watched.

[karmattack]

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In court documents unsealed Monday, the erstwhile Borg babe accused her ex-husband, Illinois Republican U.S. Senate candidate Jack Ryan, of forcing her to go to sex clubs and trying to entice her to have intercourse with him while others watched

[/ QUOTE ] HOLY SH...NIKEYS!
Was it the Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, or Ben Affleck version? Does Tom Clancy know about this?!

[Dave]

Come on, we all know it was the Baldwin version. Affleck would be too busy gambling, and Harrison, well, he's too busy getting his ear pierced.

[Jason_Brown]

Sordid! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[Razorback]

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In court documents unsealed Monday, the erstwhile Borg babe accused her ex-husband, Illinois Republican U.S. Senate candidate Jack Ryan, of forcing her to go to sex clubs and trying to entice her to have intercourse with him while others watched


[/ QUOTE ]

What exactly is wrong with that???

[Dave]

Evidently nothing, "Ryan released a statement through her ex-husband's campaign Monday, expressing her support for his candidacy.

"Jack is a good man, a loving father, and he shares a strong bond with our son," she stated. "I wish him all the best, both in his life and career. I have no doubt that he will make an excellent senator."

[karmattack]

Better yet: I want to find out if he supports censorship. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

They shoulda used this picture though.
http://home.ripway.com/2003-12/44040/jeri4.jpg

[Dave]

Mark my words, this is going to be coming along sometime.

"Senatorial candidate Jack Ryan reports that someone has broken into his house, and stolen several "Personal" videos featuring himself and his former wife, actress Jeri Ryan....

[Mighty_Wingman]

Now see? Jeri is the kinda woman I could really "Hang Out" with
... At least until she filed that restraining order !

Jack Ryan. Huh ?
Is anyone else thinking, " Tom Clancy must be pissed right now. "