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bwdial
06-03-2004, 05:31 PM
Audrey Hepburn
Liv Tyler
Cate Blanchett
Angelina Jolie
Grace Kelly
Natalie Imbruglia
Juliette Binoche
Halle Berry
Helena Christensen
Elle MacPherson
Source: Evian poll

Agree? Disagree?

DangerSeeker
06-03-2004, 05:41 PM
Disagree on several counts. Jolie is not a traditional beauty, but she's definitely hiding some wear. Actually, looking at the list, it's tough to tell what their criteria was. Is i lack of make-up and surgery? Is it all-time, or currently popular (2 LotR nods make it suspiciously current and pandering, even if true)?

Besides, by ranking women, we objectify them.

karmattack
06-03-2004, 05:42 PM
Angelina Jolie? Is being debilitatingly frightening one of their qualifiers?

Nix her and replace with Gwyneth Paltrow. She even LOOKS like Venus, for Puck's sake!

Plus, they need to call this the 10 Most Naturally Beautiful Celebrity Women. I've known women who could make some of those on this list look like sasquatch by comparison.

bwdial
06-03-2004, 05:45 PM
I think the point was natural...as in right out of bed gorgeous, minimal make-up and definately no surgery.
I can't believe Charlize Theron isn't on the list.

DangerSeeker
06-03-2004, 06:00 PM
Good call on Paltrow. Even with the lazy eye, ZOWIE!

I think Natalie Portman is made less attractive by wearing make-up, and Kate Beckinsale somehow pulls me into seeing her movies, even though I've never actually noticed if she can or has acted. Complete blank. Same with Jessica Beil.

FanGirl
06-03-2004, 06:01 PM
Jane magazine did a few pics of celebrities without their makeup and I have to say Jenna Jameson without makeup looks like the cute girl next door. She is also hysterical on the VH1 interviews she did about the top hottest people.

I don't know too much about her, but I'm willing to guess she's not natural. I guess she's an actress or something. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

karmattack
06-03-2004, 06:12 PM
And to you, good sir, I give kudos for the Jessica Beil call. G. E. Orgous!

FanGirl, I have no idea who Jenna Jameson is. I've never heard of her, nor seen any of these decadent movies you claim she's in. Also, if I had, I'd be positive she is enhanced. Also, if I knew of her, I might have heard her say that she wishes she would have never gotten enhanced.

That makes her, me and....[consults hand calculator]...4 of us.

bwdial
06-03-2004, 06:21 PM
Portman, Beckinsale and Keira Knightly all butter my scone.

Asteban
06-03-2004, 07:06 PM
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FanGirl, I have no idea who Jenna Jameson is. I've never heard of her, nor seen any of these decadent movies you claim she's in. Also, if I had, I'd be positive she is enhanced. Also, if I knew of her, I might have heard her say that she wishes she would have never gotten enhanced.


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<font color="green"> A guy friend of mine said something very similar to me recently. I was reading Weekly World News and she was in there for some reason, and I decided to point it out to him. I believe his response was along the lines of "Who's that, I've never seen her face before in my life, nor have I heard that name before." Suuuuure. </font color>

DangerSeeker
06-03-2004, 07:44 PM
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never seen her face before

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Clever guy. Is he a lawyer?

Matt1
06-03-2004, 08:15 PM
Uma Thurman should be on the list.

ozchick
06-03-2004, 11:58 PM
The full list was the 100 Most Naturally Beautiful Women. According to the article I read, the criteria was "embodiment of natural beauty, healthy living, beautiful on the inside and out, with great skin and a natural glow to their personality, as well as their complexion".

It seems some of the celebs you guys have mention to appear somewhere here...



1. Audrey Hepburn
2. Liv Tyler
3. Cate Blanchett
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Grace Kelly
6. Natalie Imbruglia
7. Juliette Binoche
8. Halle Berry
9. Helena Christensen
10. Elle Macpherson
11. Cameron Diaz
12. Princess Diana
13. Kate Moss
14. Charlize Theron
15. Scarlett Johansson
16. Isabella Rossellini
17. Nigella Lawson
18. Beyonce Knowles
19. Madonna
20. Jamelia
21. Nicole Kidman
22. Monica Bellucci
23. Audrey Tatou
24. Vanessa Paradis
25. Julianne Moore
26. Jennifer Lopez
27. Marilyn Monroe
28. Julia Roberts
29. Liberty Ross
30. Kylie Minogue
31. Estelle Warren
32. Gisele
33. Gwyneth Paltrow
34. Kate Winslet
35. Katharine Hepburn
36. Ava Gardner
37. Keira Knightley
38. Iman
39. Jerry Hall
40. Heidi Klum
41. Ursula Andress
42. Virginie Ledoyen
43. Sophie Dahl
44. Michelle Pfeiffer
45. Uma Thurman
46. Kim Catrell
47. Jennifer Aniston
48. Eva Herzigova
49. Brigitte Bardot
50. Felicity Kendal
51. Claudia Schiffer
52. Jacqueline Kennedy
53. Marlene Dietrich
54. Milla Jovovitch
55. Lucy Liu
56. Penelope Cruz
57. Neve Campbell
58. Sharon Stone
59. Vivien Leigh
60. Sophie Marceau
61. Linda Evangelista
62. Dido
63. Catherine Zeta-Jones
64. Jessica Lange
65. Ingrid Bergman
66. Greta Garbo
67. Jodie Kidd
68. Vanessa Paradis
69. Princess Caroline of Monaco
70. Kathleen Turner
71. Rachel Weisz
72. Naomi Campbell
73. Grace Jones
74. Christie Turlington
75. Famke Jansen
76. Catherine Deneuve
77. Cindy Crawford
78. Heather Graham
79. Judy Garland
80. Ginger Rogers
81. Sophia Loren
82. Yasmin Le Bon
83. Kirsten Dunst
84. Sandra Bullock
85. Melanie Sykes
86. Cleopatra
87. Lisa Snowdon
88. Rita Hayworth
89. Katie Holmes
90. Honor Blackman
91. Joely Richardson
92. Joanna Lumley
93. Andie MacDowell
94. Alicia Silverstone
95. Cat Deeley
96. Rene Russo
97. Sienna Miller
98. Rachel Hunter
99. Jade Jagger
100. Kelly Brook

bwdial
06-04-2004, 09:21 AM
No way, no how. Kate Moss does not outrank Charlize Theron.

karmattack
06-04-2004, 10:14 AM
I must say I'm glad to see Christie Turlington represented. I don't know about the rating. Then, how in the hell do you rate people?

Razorback
06-04-2004, 11:53 AM
Zens and Affleckie.

DangerSeeker
06-04-2004, 12:17 PM
I see a lot of make-up and surgery on that list, as well as anorexia and bulemia. Sorry, but I think once people have the money they get from the way they look, they need to protect the investment by any means necessary. Natural beauty isn't found in magazines and film.

It's found at your more casual gentleman's clubs!

Mighty_Wingman
06-04-2004, 12:56 PM
So anyways , When I was working my way through college I was working with these two guys ( Mike and Sam ) who got into a pissing match one day over who could get laid quicker and cheaper at a *ehem* gentlemens club. They made a hundred dollar bet. I was to be the referee. Though I wasn't sure how I was supposed verify whether or not they got any. I was able to keep track of how much money they spent.

So we get there and Sam is paying for dance after dance, probably spent like fifty bucks in the first ten minutes. Mike walks up to girl who's dancing on the main stage. It was the middle of the afternoon, and pretty slow buisness-wise . Mike takes a quarter ( I shit you not , A Quarter ! ) out of his pocket , licks it and sticks it to her forehead. When she finished her set they left together.

Sam was pissed, like glowing red, pissed. I tried to make the best of it " Hey man we still got titties and beer ! Who can be mad with titties and beer around ? "

He could. That's who.

Now that I think about it this might be one those, " You'd have had to have been there kinda stories. "

Still makes me laugh though.

Omaru
06-04-2004, 01:27 PM
Anna Faris should be on that list somewhere, in my opinion.

i'm probably going to a *ahem* club on tuesday as a day late birthday present, I'll probably be stupid enough to try that coin trick for a laugh. But I might not go at all yet.

Zens_7s
06-04-2004, 11:25 PM
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Zens and Affleckie.

[/ QUOTE ] Yep. That worked. It 100% worked for me!

[Sticks out chest like a peacock. Sees Danger and JJ giving her a questioning look]

Hey they are real, it's the hair color that has come under question in the last two years /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

DangerSeeker
06-07-2004, 02:57 PM
Look, lust because a guy is staring, doesn't mean he's questioning...

Zens_7s
06-07-2004, 04:43 PM
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lust because a guy is staring

[/ QUOTE ] Did you just try to put your hand up my Freudian Slip? /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

DangerSeeker
06-07-2004, 05:03 PM
I... heh... which hand?

code6enterprises
06-20-2004, 09:13 PM
Catherine Zeta-Jones should have been higher on that list. I'm not sure if she's on there, but Elisha Cuthbert should be on there.

stinkyzippo
06-22-2004, 12:48 PM
Salma Hayek should be on there bud, speaking of bud .......<font color="green"> </font color>

stinkyzippo
06-22-2004, 12:51 PM
you forgot Salma too, you dumb fuck. <font color="green"> </font color>

Ball_LicKerS_69
06-22-2004, 12:59 PM
"dumb fuck" hahahahahahahahaha. you are SO kewl!

bwdial
06-22-2004, 01:00 PM
Hey, assmunch...I guess you didn't read the posts.
I didn't make the list up...and neither did ozchick. If you disagree so vehemently, that you are moved to call somebody a "dumbfuck", then I suggest you take it up with the folks at Evian.

Razorback
06-22-2004, 01:02 PM
There will be two accounts banned today... I promise you that.

karmattack
06-22-2004, 01:06 PM
At least one. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Omaru
06-22-2004, 02:09 PM
I hope you aren't implying me, I've been well behaved as of late
and uh, I was looking after that gun for a friend, secondly those bullet holes in my car were already there, as for the blood on the seats, well officer my girlfriend was having her women's period. Lastly my great uncle died recently and I inherited this money, Brewsters Millions style, it's just ironic that the bag says federal bank of england and that was a bank that was robbed recently

*looks towards stinkzippo and ball_lickers_69*

Oh, false alarm. Thank goodness.

Matthew
06-22-2004, 04:17 PM
You forgot about ILovePapaSmurf, she is truly a beautiful person!

jlova
04-23-2008, 10:40 AM
Jane magazine did a few pics of celebrities without their makeup and I have to say Jenna Jameson without makeup looks like the cute girl next door. She is also hysterical on the VH1 interviews she did about the top hottest people.

I don't know too much about her, but I'm willing to guess she's not natural. I guess she's an actress or something. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif



Jenna Jameson is one of my favorite porn stars. Who saw Zombie Strippers this weekend?

http://www.sonypictures.com/sphe/zombie_strippers/suck_high.asx

Aaron
04-23-2008, 10:58 AM
I think you need to find an older thread, go on, I dare ya