Is this thing on?

[TomHarrington]

Greetings, denizens of the fecal conduit message board!

I’m nude here and......new, new. I’m new here. Posing for a nude massage usually...damn it. Posting to a new message board usually entails a period of rookie hazing. If that policy applies here, then fire away. Not that I’d encourage that sort of thing or invite it, but I’ll do what it takes to get you people to lick me. Like me.

Otherwise, I look forward to interacting with you all in a mutually satisfying way. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif


~ Tom

[Matt1]

I believe you'll fit in quite nicely. Here at the site, I mean. Not in any of my bodily orifices, it that's what you thought. I'm far too loose.

When did I become this perverted? Was it a gradual thing brought on by prolonged exposure to this site, or was I simply always this way?

So long as you're a pathetic pop-culture geek like everyone else, you should do well. And remember to kiss Ryall's ass. That always helps. And agree with Razorback at all times. And no sudden movements. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Zens_7s]

Hello there, welcome to the board.

The remarkable part about your post is your misspellings. You were trying to be funny, and it worked. Most of the newbies actually spell that way. "ima 12 yr old. i wuv u guys. i hav a pesissmism isssue. u r meannie dude"

[Tongue]

I wuv u Zen. I'm not 12. yet

[strangely_brown]

Hey, can I be nude, I mean new with you?

Ok, so I'm not terribly clever.

So I take another person's joke and fail at making it my own.

So I take another person's introduction thread and try some feeble attempt at making it all about me.





Welcome to the board dude.

[SecretArt]

welcome...

a relatively amusing first post...wich makes a nice change from some of the other trash

[Zens_7s]

Why does it always have to be about you man! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Robbo_the_Hood]

at least we aren't ball lickers.

[Tongue]

Speak for yourself . errrrmmmmmmm I mean yeah what he said.

[Omaru]

Welcome to the bored, you'll get on just nicely..well not too nicely, I mean we're friendly, we dont bite, we just moan and bitch and talk about films, movies, games, porn and all other cool things which somehow makes us geeks for liking all these cool things, doesn't the world work in strange ways.
Uhm, welcome aboard.

[Tongue]

Damn did I miss the porn discussion?

[Omaru]

actually good point, we havent really discussed any, but we discuss women, and stuff of a sexual nature surely, Okay I guess I was wrong, but hey, thanks for noticing. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Tongue]

When it comes to a lack of porn....Hey I notice.