Let's beat up the new guy for being different!

[strangely_brown]

Hey wait a minute, I'm the new guy!

OK, let's forget about the beating for now, don't discount it all together, but we'll shy away from it for a moment.

My name is Strangely Brown, and unfortunately, I'm not really very interesting.

The main reason for this complete an utter lack of any remarkable quality about me is the fact that I am from Kansas.

I apologize for this up front.

Other than my geographical encumbrance, I'm perfectly fine.

I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith, a whooping great comic book fan, though I haven't collected in a few years, and I am just wild about Monty Python.

To put it simply . . . I'm a geek.

Be gentle with me.

[Thunderbird1]

I don't think it's your fault that you come from Kansas, you know? Dorothy was from Kansas.

[strangely_brown]

Speaking of Dorothy, I don't know if anyone has heard about the big tornado that hit Lawrence, KS last night, but I was about 6 miles from it . . . cowering under my bed like a scared little girl.

[Thunderbird1]

I read that quick and thought you said "big tomato"!

Best place to be. Don't try and be brave, just run Forrest, run!

[strangely_brown]

We do have problems with big tomatoes in Kansas.

They fall out of the skies and cause stains on clothes. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[deputydogg_69]

dont be so hard on yourself dude. i am from iowa and there is never anything to do. i sit around all day and i watch movies. i really do like my movies.

deputydogg_69

[strangely_brown]

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Wow, and I thought I had it bad. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Just kidding. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Kansas isn't really that bad . . . we have color television and everything.

Movies keep me sane as well . . . that and my wife and kid.

[DangerSeeker]

I don't think I coult live anywhere without a major body of water within day-trip distance. I figure if the ice caps ever melt, the Abyss ever comes true, or Godzilla gets confused and surfaces in Maryland, I'll be close to the action.

[Matt1]

"To put it simply . . . I'm a geek."

A geek?(gasp)At the poop-shoot?! Shocking.

Seriously, welcome.

[TomHarrington]

Hey new guy! I'm the new, new guy. Now with 30% less value per serving! You were here before me, but welcome anyway! Hell, welcome back!