jay and silent bob

[**DONOTDELETE**]

jay and silent bob are two of the most up themselves people and deserve eachothers asses that or 1 of them can have the others ass cos thats what thr like a complete pair of shirt lifters and right now as im typing this im hearing amen everywhere. A' men

[zen_master]

They are fictional characters u dumb ass.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Let's just forget the fact that you can't spell, can't find your shift key and can't post in the right forum.

I'm going to ask you some questions.

1. Why in the hell would you register on a forum just to post something that's been posted here thousands of times. Not only that but to post it twice ? Did you really think you're the first one to think of it ?

See, it wouldn't bother me so much if you were the first, or the only one to ever do this , but there are thousands of people just as dumb as you who come here and do this everyday, and some how ? 5 years after the fact you still think it's funny ? Or that no one ever thought to do it before ?

It makes me sad for the future of humanity to think that there are this many people as fuckin' stupid as you.

Please go right now and slap the living shit out of both your parents , tell them never to breed again , they've done enough damage.

...And put that empty space between your ears up for rent. You Goddamn stupid fuck ass !

[RobinHoodDaffy]

http://www.lambiek.net/artists/breathed_berke/breathed_opus.jpg

[Bluntman67]

You little basterd! Jay and Silent bob are Fuking role models!! Maybe its you who deserves another Mans Ass BIOTCH!!
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[**DONOTDELETE**]

hey im just getting into this place



im scared

[Efexeye]

Please don't.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

listen up bitch! cool86 or whatever the fuck you call yourself, you are the one who is the ball-licker. i know i am only paraphrasing a quote, but the fact that it is said by a [censored] role model in the parlance of our times, and the fact that it applies to you so [censored] well, justifies the use of the quote! you are out of your [censored] element! so fuck off to another pussy ass bitch-whiners forum! love snoochie_poochie. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

[DoctorCox]

You are... paraphrasing a quote? Funny thing about a quote, Eunice, when you paraphrase it? It ceases to be a quote. So let me take a moment and quote, er, paraphrase the great Philosopher Gordon Lightfoot. Your command of the English language is a complete wreck. Not only is it simply tragic in a way that inspires new safety standards in writing, but one fears that it will result in a sudden storm shouding one of your posts splitting the board in two and killing everyone faster that you could, geh, "lick balls," since that seems to be your and only your thing.

So quoth the raven, go away.

*shoulder bump*

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Well thanks for your ‘valuable’ input there. Oh by the way, nice spelling. What exactly does ‘shouding’ mean? If my command of the English language is a complete wreck, considering my lack of spelling mistakes, yours leaves much to be desired!! Another quick point, since we are posting in a forum entitled ‘jay and silent bob’ I presume you have seen the movie. With this fact in mind your point that ball-licking is ‘my thing’ is erroneous. It is in fact a phrase coined from the movie, highlighting the influence that the movie had, and adding poignancy to my post, in light of the forum title. Also what are you saying about the paraphrasing meaning a quote is no longer a quote? The point I made was that as my quote was not in the same context as in the movie, I could not therefore have it as a quote, ergo I had to paraphrase the statement to make it make sense!! I believe my exact words were “I know I am only paraphrasing a quote” which in fact, according to what I have just said, makes perfect [censored] sense! Oh by the way I have changed my mind! Cool86 and you both in fact lick balls! Bong! good luck raising your child. Love, snoochie_poochie. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[DoctorCox]

My spelling *ngg* "mistake" was meant to those who know me as something people like to call parody, satire, a little lunacy to while away the hours in jovial glee. Since it was in fact meant to be subtle, and in no way referenced an act of procreation or something not too far from it, I can understand it not fitting into your narrow concept of humor.

Maybe what I shoult (see, ha, zing!) have done to better mock, mock, mock, beat 'cha with a sock, was to bite the shift key off of my keyboard so I could fal in line with your first post, because, SaNdeE*, being able to properly make the biggie big letters oh so big and keep the wee baby ones oh so small is part of what makes the written language work.

Of course, since our views of grammar show we have little in COMMA (see what I did there, SaN?), I can only step back and marvel at how, with only four posts, all you have done to ingratiate yourself into this community by typing out some dialogue that you admit we all already know, and yet somehow believe we are all itching to see finally, oh bless the child, able to copy and paste from your post into our Windows 3.1 screensavers. Then you pick fights, because OBVIOUSLY everyone here will have your back when you pick on a vet. After all, you are able to quote or paraphrase, which I again maintain are two different words for a reason.

But at least now you have the stick-to-it-iveness to run your replies through the family lawyer, in-so-which achieving, e plurbis Exxon, a sense of intelligencia, Factum Killdum, hencetofore not experience from said missives, Hortum Hearsum Who. For that we give ovation.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Well thank you once again. As i have now been educated by a 'vet', i truly regret my actions!!!(pfft whatever!). As i am now aware of your naivety, i shall disclose some information to you. This website as i am sure you are aware is based around the concept of slating movies. I happen to be a passionate movie fan and believe strongly in praising the good rather than slating the bad. I feel that people shouldn't criticise when they themselves could not achieve half the success of the current movie makers. Therefore I post messages in this forum to those sad individuals I see posting messages as though they were the next Francis Ford Coppola. Therefore, with that information in mind you can see i am not wanting to be backed up by anyone! the last thing i want is a bunch of pretentious 'vets' jumping on a band wagon because of a criticism i make. Of course you are probably thinking 'well who would follow you anyway?' This is exactly my point. I do not wish for support from anyone! If anyone shares the same views as me then that is good and I respect them for that. i also respect other people's opinions, but that does not mean to say that i agree or even respect them personally! love, snoochie_poochie.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

hey doctor cox,
It seems to me that your name reflects your personality. You seem like a person that thinks that they know it all but actually like licking faeces for a hobby. maybe you should add that to your profile. Anyway back to the point i teach English for a living and i assure you that you can paraphrase a quote. Maybe you should go back to school and learn a thing or to 'vet'. Nevermind though. <font color="blue"> </font color> <font color="blue"> </font color>

[karmattack]

Alright, dude. Stop creating profiles. All jokes aside, you are not welcome here and are about to get a life ban.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Oh please ban me ban me. What are u on about creating files? i live in Manchester so come visit me any time u want to bitch. I am shaking in my space boots about the ban!

[Mighty_Wingman]

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faeces for a hobby. maybe you should add that to your profile. Anyway back to the point i teach English for a living and i assure you that you can paraphrase a quote. Maybe you should go back to school and learn a thing or to 'vet'. Nevermind though.

[/ QUOTE ]

Where do you teach English ?

If you're an English teacher, I'm Brad Pitt... and Hugh Hefner .

[**DONOTDELETE**]

first things first. you know that plagiarism is illegal don't you. Maybe you should think of something to say rather than copying my occupation and my wording. Originality is always appreciated /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[DoctorCox]

He was, I believe the term is "Paraphrasing your quote."

[Mighty_Wingman]

It's called responding to your statement, Tardo.
My point remains . How can you teach English when you haven't even grasped it's proper usage ?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

hey fuckin nob!! i think that this site is a rip off. u and everyone on here are gay!!

[SporkMaster]

I'm gonna suggest figuring out the proper use for a keyboard before you go ripping on other people, who, in the strictest sense of the phrase, don't exist. Is it really so hard to write that couple of letters that make a word correctly spelled?

[Asteban]

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hey fuckin nob!! i think that this site is a rip off. u and everyone on here are gay!!

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="green"> I am so glad you aren't my English teacher. Not that I believe that you actually are an English teacher though. By the way, its knob. </font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

You better be careful , with all his nowledge of english he might nee you in the groin and nife you into little pieces and then, nead you like dough. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Matthew]

it's "do" dumass

[Chevy_Chase45]

Fuck Jay and Silent Bob, and fuck you too, Bluntman67. It's people like you that gives us Newbies a bad name. So Fuck you! Yes you, Bluntman67! And by the way, tell Jay and Silent Bob that Snoochie Noochies is all nothing but baby talk and the quote "Bandit, Reynolds style" is all [censored] useless. You want a quote, here's a quote! Stuff it up ya Gucci bags.(old quote from Jo of Facts of Life). I just felt like saying that. And by the way, Jay and Silent bob can't rap worth shit. What the fuck is Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Mother Mother fuck, Mother mother fuck fuck,............................................. .......and so on? So fuck you Bluntman67 and fuck Jay and Silent Bob up their stupid wanna-be asses!

[Tongue]

You're a bright lad aren't you?

[Mighty_Wingman]

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it's "do" dumass

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually, I think it's " D'oh!"

[Matthew]

Or is it doe?

[Droogan_Leader]

This thread cracks me up. I think my standards are dropping. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[DoctorCox]

If your standards are drooping you may want to call in me, Dr. Cox, to bump those back up again. I think you should be feeling better soon though, Droog. Feeling idiocy by proxy is only temporary. In these pink panty wearing noobs, dumb goes right to the bone. Just ask Amy Jo and Nancy McKeon. They were on the case for months before they cracked the crack up.

Already this week I have given Chevy Chase-randomnumber a lambadaecttomy which involves doing out-of-fad dirty dancing until your brain turns to a mushy jelly goo that can fall right out your ears and be used in a nice pie or something.

[karmattack]

Flawless Victory


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/mkcr1.jpg

[Omaru]

No matter how many times I see that pic I always laugh.

[Droogan_Leader]

That's gotta get you bad karma points, but I can't help myself, I've been laughing at that picture for the past ten minutes.

[karmattack]

I know. It's bad. BAD bad. I can't NOT laugh though, even now.

[Mighty_Wingman]

It's like one of those kinda jokes you tell, because it's so funny, then ask the higher powers for forgivness.

I'm not much in a typing mood, but it reminds of the joke about little Timmy who has no arms or legs, and one day his parents take him to the park and some kids that are playing baseball see him laying there on a towel and come and ask his parents if he can play.
" But little Timmy has no arms or legs. " The parents say.
One of the kids steps forward and says , " That's cool, we only wanna use him as a base."

[Tongue]

Or the one about the girl in the wheelchair crying until the man asks her what's wrong and the girl replies she's 19 and never had sex the guy takes of her handrake pushes her down a hill and says 'Now your [censored]'. Pure evil but fun as.

[karmattack]

Or

What's better than winning 2nd place in the Special Olympics?




Not being retarded. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[ratm1966]

or the story about little Jimmy who was born with just a head. His mom always put him on the window sill so he could watch the kids play outside. Jimmy always wished he could be a normal boy and one day he woke up with a whole body. He was so happy he ran outside to go to the park and got hit by a truck. He died. The moral of the story is to quit while you are a head.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Did you ever see How to Get Ahead in Advertisisng (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097531/) ?

[DangerSeeker]

It's like the leper Hockey game. Things got exciting when there was a face off in the corner.

[karmattack]

Or the leper outfielder who ended a game abruptly by dropping a ball in left field.