Guns yes no what do u think

[Gillan]

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[Razorback]

Ooooh I like this game of loaded questions.

My turn:

When did you stop beating your wife?

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Some of my favorites:

Did your mother ever have any children that lived?
Have your parents caught you masturbating in the closet?
How many animals did Moses bring on the ark?


I wish we could have a "two for flinching" option on the internet. Some people need that shit around here, and I'd love to do it to every damn person that thinks we are the ones who are ball lickers.

[jjcourtright]

But Robbo, we are the ones who are the ball lickers. How could you not know that after so many people have posted it?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Yeah, but I figured people would know that once they came on the board. I read somewhere in the FAQ that you have to in fact lick someones balls to become a (ha ha) member. I remember in the early days when Ryall himself would come to your door. Now that the poopshoot is all big time he's too good for that?

[jjcourtright]

I see, so you think that it goes without being said, that we are the ones who are the ball lickers.

[Zens_7s]

<<should guns be destroyed or should gun violence comntinue >>

What a paradox! If we destroy all guns, then that would be violence against guns. So if I answer yes to "should guns be destroyed" then I am also answering yes to "should gun violence continue". If I answer no to "should guns be destroyed" then I am automatically answering no to "should gun violence continue".

FECK-nuggets! I believe Gillian has locked me into a corner. All those smileys and bad punctation are set to deceive. Cunning...very cunning...

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Dude, I swear I saw it in the FAQ. I shouldn't have to say it.

[Gillan]

roobo the hood and razor back are dick and zens its not a trick question. i have slightly bad spellings because i am Dyslexic and i am only 13 years old so i can't beat my wife so razor back go to hell

[Denyse]

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i am only 13 years old

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Wow, did you have me fooled...I took you for 17 at least. You must be a home schooled latch-key kid...am I right?

[DangerSeeker]

Um, the wife thing was an old standard catch 22. When did you stop, meaning if you answer that means you admit to it. I think we were all just posting similar questions there's no way around. Kind of like "What's your favorite way to kick puppies?" Not every single post is directed at you. Maybe you should try lurking for a while and get to know how we react on this board before jumping in, insulting us, then calling people dicks for moving on and making jokes out of it.

[Razorback]

You are one crafty fecker! You are continuing this creative game of riddling and I AM IMPRESSED!

One badass force to be reckoned with. Ladies, we have found our forum messiah.

RB

[JIM]

Hee-Hee, I leave for a couple of days, and I come upon this post about Guns and ball-licking. Oh yah, and riddles too... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
I like the bill of rights, I like Guns too. I also like pie. Just be careful, or you'll shoot your eye out!
*humming to self*
You'll shoot your eye out!, You'll shoot your eye out!

[Tongue]

I like guns. Oh hold on it's Camomile Tea I like, I often get them confused.

[landaufan]

this post is weird guns should be aloud for protection but gun violence should not continue to many kids die thanks to bullets every year.

[TomHarrington]

Should guns be destroyed or should gun violence continue, I promise that, if elected, I will tenderly and lovingly rub the collective feet of my groovy constituency until such a time as this promise is forgotten. Moreover, many other non-specific mutterings and frantic gestures!

If guns don’t vote then they have no right to complain about they way they’re treated. You don’t hear Ernest Borgnine making a stink about global warming, do you? Why then shouldn’t children be openly ridiculed, like the rest of us down at the mill? Oh, hand baggage. We’d be better off without syrup, Rusty.


Yes.

[Tongue]

Fuk it. Arm everyone and let the bloodshed begin. Within time only I will survive along with my harem of course. See you in hell bastards.

[Zens_7s]

Uh oh! From what we learn in tragic plays, you will birth a son from your harem that will eventually rise up and kill you.

Are you sure you want to go down like that?

[Tongue]

Everybody dies.


In the end

[Zens_7s]

Well - you have a point there. If you want to pull a Jon BonJovi and be "shot down in a blaze of glory" then go for it!

points: 2...obscure cheesy rock song reference

[Tongue]

If my son does end up killing me what will he say to his mother? Mamma. Just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

How many points is that???????

[Robbo_the_Hood]

-1.5 points. Nothing close to obscure.

[TomHarrington]

Happiness is a warm gun and I’ve got my finger on the trigger, so give me back my bullets or I’ll shoot to thrill.

[Tongue]

Spoil sport.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

-5 points. Beatles refferences are hackneyed.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Well, we don't post Queen around here since the "incident."

[Tongue]

Shot through the heart and your to blame, darling you give love a bad name.

OK so i'm stretching a bit now but I don't care

[Zens_7s]

Well - look on the bright side Beatle-man...You may be a lover but you ain’t no dancer /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Automatic ejectection from the game. Repeating artists.

[Zens_7s]

Don't be bitter Robbo - you know

"...I came by your house the other day, your mother said you went away
She said there was nothing that I could have done
There was nothing nobody could say
Me and you we've known each other ever since we were sixteen
I wished I would have known I wished I could have called you"

[TomHarrington]

But I also referenced Love is in control, by Donna Summer! Oh, wait. That's why I lost points, isn't it? I'm so embarrassed.

[Tongue]

Nobody told me the rules so I think I need a second go.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Winner!!. The Boss still rocks. You ain't a beauty but hey, you're all right. And that's all right with me.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

No, you lose.

[Tongue]

pleeeeeeeeaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeeeee

[Zens_7s]

I don't even know the rules and it's my game! I think Donna Summer and the Beatles together deserves some points.

Tom: 2 points for disturbing connection between 70's disco icon and the greatest BAND of all time

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Nope. No second chances. You lose.

[Zens_7s]

I think he deserves points for his new signature. Flattery always sways the judges.

Are you one of my 2 member fan-club in the Saudi-Arabian desert? I knew I had peeps somewhere.

[Tongue]

What do you get when you fall in love?
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble.
That's what you get fall all your trouble.
I'll
Never fall in love again.

[Tongue]

If it's your game then that meaney Robbo can't take my points away then. You're not the boss of me Robbo. You're not. uhn-uhn. Never. Now Zen on the other hand............

[Robbo_the_Hood]

but that would put him at the grand total of -9,999,998 points. He lost a lot for arguing with me.

[Zens_7s]

Wow - I think Burt Bacharach tunes are points deducted. But I am not sure...

Must consult non-existant rule book for details....

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Not only that, but the only reason he knows that song is because of an Austin Powers movie.

[Zens_7s]

Shocking revelation! Quoting Burt Bacharach will bring any person -9,999,998 posts negative back to zero.

But quoting Burt again will set the total to -9,999,999. As Run DMC would say...this point system is "tricky, tricky, tricky".

[Tongue]

Actually ROBBO I 1st heard it in the 80's when it was done by Deacon Blue plus I have the Best of Burt Baccarach somewhere. The guy rocks.

OK take my points away I've been a bad boy

[Robbo_the_Hood]

HORSESHIT. you just looked it up online. And I don't think anyone anywhere ever has said "Burt Bacharrach Rocks."

[Zens_7s]

The song was also covered by Mary Chapin Carpenter for the mega chick-flick My Best Friend's Wedding.

He asked you to take points away? Baby did a bad, bad thing.

[Tongue]

Zen my love for you outshines anyone else in your fanclub nomatter where they are.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

What, is she your mom?

[Tongue]

Future wife I hope

[Denyse]

Hey, why isn't anyone worshiping me today??? All I ever hear is Zen, Zen, Zen...You used to like me..........

[Zens_7s]

HEY! I am not old enough to have children posting to a web board! What are you saying!

Just this past week...
"The flag of piracy flew from my mast, my sails were set wing to wing
I had a jukebox graduate for first mate, she couldn't sail but she sure could sing,
I pushed B-52 and bombed 'em with the blues with my gear set stubborn on standing
I broke all the rules, strafed my old high school, never once gave thought to landing,
I hid in the clouded wrath of the crowd but when they said "Come down" I threw up..."

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Well, I think you're hot. I thought it went without saying? I mean, Zens is what, 50? Let Junior over there have her.

[Zens_7s]

Don't be mad D - you just slept in too late after having a real social life last night /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Here she is ladies and gentleman - weighing in at 110lbs of blonde fabulousness, wit, and humor....Denyse! {insert applause here}

[Zens_7s]

HOLD THE FECKING PHONE! 50! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif That is exactly twice my age you wanker! I think we are going to have to break up today Robbo.

Sniff, Sniff, Sniff {out and out bawling}

[Denyse]

No Robbo, I'm like 50 and Zen's the little one, remember? I've just had a lot of work done...And who said I have a social life...I was shootiing till 3am. I need fun dammit!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Did I say 50? I'm sorry. I meant Denyse is so much hotter than you, you look 50 in comparrison.

[SecretArt]

welcome to my life....

okay so yeah i partied hard last weekend and yeah as soon as people finish exams and stuff i will be parting again....

but right now i''m bored as hell

[Zens_7s]

There is nothing more amusing than a man scorned.

[Tongue]

Don't listen to him baby he's just jealous that our love has blossomed so much in such a short time.
I'm sure yuo are lovely too Denyse but Zen's the fiesty little vixen for me.

[Denyse]

I feel much better now. Don't mind me...I'm just pissy because someone told me that the back of my head was my best feature and I'm not sure they were kidding...

[Denyse]

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I'm sure you are lovely too Denyse but Zen's the fiesty little vixen for me

[/ QUOTE ] Actually, Zen and I are identical twins separated at birth (I was born 10 years early).

[Zens_7s]

OOOHHHHHH Honey! That sucks! And not true either.

If it was a guy, you may be able to take that in a very perverted way and assume he feels that way about everyone. Jerk.

[Tongue]

Hey did you just call me a jerk????? I'm unclear on that.

[Zens_7s]

No - I was calling the guy who made the nasty comment about D's head a jerk.

[Zens_7s]

&lt;&lt;Actually, Zen and I are identical twins separated at birth (I was born 10 years early). &gt;&gt;

This is very funny considering that we do look a lot alike /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Denyse]

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If it was a guy, you may be able to take that in a very perverted way and assume he feels that way about everyone.

[/ QUOTE ] It was and I must admit, I started it by whining and complaining that only the back of my head is famous, so it might be nice to actually turn around for a change. The comment was his retort...Teach me to open my big yap...

[Tongue]

Phew. I thought the honeymoon was over before it had begun.

[Tongue]

One day, Denyse, One day. There will come a time when you can point and say proudly ' See, you bastards. My face and isn't it beautiful!!!!!!'

[SecretArt]

don't worry Denyse a guy once told me i look like Olive from On the busses i was most annoyed...especally as none of my friends had ever seen the programme and so had no idea why it was an insult....and your al American so you won't get it either...

okay i'm shutting up now...

[Tongue]

Olive???? Man you must be ugly. Mind you I don't if that's worse than Blakey or not?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

remove and replace with Foot B.

On that note;
Once again the idiot in me has made inappropriate comments about the amazingly charming, beautiful, and intelligent Zens. It was foolish of me to ignore that there are two categories of women; there is Zens pedestal, and then there is everyother woman below that pedestal.

I would like to reiterate that this has nothing to do with any privelages being denied by her grace, and that the only reason I am sleeping on the couch is by choice.

The ever humbled,
Robbo the Hood

[SecretArt]

gee thanks toungue nice to meet you to!

its probably not a fair assesment of me actually conisdeiring the guy who made the comment is not my biggest fan.....in the he hatez me anyway kind of a way...

and nothings worse than Blakey!!!

[Zens_7s]

Now that is a apology! I suppose you can get off the couch by the weekend. I also will return your Springsteen vinyls. I was keeping them in the trunk to make you come back quickly.

When the roses and diamonds arrive I will consider reinstatement of said privilages.

Yours Truly,
Zen

[Tongue]

My pleasure mate.

[Omaru]

I vageuly remember olive, she had those big thick NHS frame glasses that no one today wears except Jack Osbourne and Old school style geeks in saved by the bell. I'm sure you dont look that bad

[Denyse]

I used to live in the UK and so I do in fact get it and understand...We're bonding here aren't we?

[Comicgirl1972]

I have to say.... This has taken a rather interesting turn. What was the original topic?? I'm so lost lol