Jessica Simpson's cover of "Take My Breath Away"..

[Ryall]

...is truly atrocious. "Hot" can only take you so far, I guess. Teri Nunn, on behalf of Jess, let me just say "I'm sorry."

[KingBison]

Jessica simpson truly is talentless. Did anyone see that video where she was trying to dance?? FUNNY. she should stick to being a stupid house wife(stupid in the sense that she is dumb, not the being a house wife is stupid, cause its not!)

[karmattack]

Actually, I'm sorry you guys. It was my feminist side that made me do it, but I never should have let her out of the bedroom. It won't happen again.

[KingBison]

You better, or theres going to be trouble my friend. BIG TROUBLE.

[Omaru]

How big, you mean like....
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.....THIS BIG?
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/whopper.jpg

[KingBison]

Hey, Hey, lets not get crazy here. Ok we dont want people getting hurt.

[Razorback]

Talent? She is super HOT! Who has time to pay attention to her talent anyway? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[bwdial]

I think she has very nice talents...I like the way they are always almost flopping out of what she is wearing. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Couldn't agree more Chris. I'm glad you didn't have to sit through the 'Nick and Jessica Variety Hour' like I did. The brain hasn't turned on its 'light bulb' since.</font color>

[ratm1966]

Oh come on....admit it....you wanted to watch that show.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">No, trust me I didn't. I already have lost a lot of brain cells from watching the newlywed show, and still didn't learn that lesson.</font color>

[**DONOTDELETE**]

i actually like watching shows like that...they can be pretty dumb but theyre good...did you all see that episode of the bachelor last week or something where the guy took the rose back!!! lmao!! god he must seem like such and [censored] and that poor girl must have been soooooo embarassed!!! i think it was actually all a set up though cause if he really liked the girl he wouldnt have forgotten her name and called the wrong girl up...uugh! i duno!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">ASTEBAN? Is that you!? I didn't know you were from Canada.</font color>

[**DONOTDELETE**]

what the....heck?