can you spare 2 minutes...

[TAILPIPE]

to check out my new song?http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?PID=369851&T=1529 thanks,and be sure to leave your posts of praise here!

[Matthew]

I didn't have to listen it to know it sucks.

Well, just for argument, I will listen to it, but it is really bad taste to advertise your crap on this board.

[Matthew]

Okay, listened to 30 seconds, and I was right it sucks. I HATE midi drums, and no one is gonna take you seriously until you get some real instruments, and talent.

[TAILPIPE]

I LOVE YOU ANYWAY!!!! i am sitting in a room right now with LOTS of real instruments AND a drum set. that track is just a ACID4.0 track that i will take to the band tommorow. if you were gonna rip on something you should have ripped on MY LAME ASS VOCALS!!!!

[Razorback]

I Am The Devil

That bass line that you have played throughout the "song" screams of either poor skill or lack of musical imagination. The vocals sound like something from a bad early 80's movie (where instead of spending money on the soundtrack studios hired the worst local band to write/perform the songs). This is a horrible song and only your girlfriend or your puppy would lie to you that it is good.

Bodybags!

Again, no imagination whatsoever in your riffs. The bass and guitars sound like something someone with 5 lessons might play. Make that two. This sounds like a bad joke. Just owning a SFX pedal/board/whateveryouhave doesn't make the music less crappy.

My Neighborhood

Sigh... again, the riffs suck. The bass player should be shot. The vocals lack total imagination. What band are you trying to sound like? Is your guitarist jamming through a stock Marshall distortion? Or did you guys actually pay for that effect?

A Very Bad Day

I wrote this song when I was 12... after drinking some vodka and forgetting my name. This is the worst song I have listened to so far and it hurts me to know that bands are still writing crap and then posting it on the Internet with the confidence that some idiot will like it.

massconfusion2

Get new musicians and replace the vocalist and then hire a new writer. Then fire the engineer and buy new equipment. Then quit making music and do something that requires less talent. I usually have something positive to say to musicians who come here and want me to listen to their art but dude... you guys have no talent. This is not even a song, it is a method of torture for deaf people.

In My Pants

This song starts off with a very interesting beat... a riff that is nearly interesting (if it wasn't a rip-off) and the vocals are almost original until I realize how over-modulated you are (I thought you were being original until you started making sense). At least your spitting made me think that you are aware of how awful this crap sounds.

Sickntired

Is this a joke? I am sick and tired of this band. This is the only song I had to stop halfway through because it offended me as a hearing capable person.

Fetus

This is the first song that has "promise" but it is ruined by your bands lack of imagination. Why not mix in a little bit of guitar? Not a lot but some. What this song does prove is that this band is much better without its musicians.

Shadows

First good song... just effects. When the machine world plays your music and processes your vocals you sound just like every other band out there... but at least you don't suck as bad as when you write your own music.

Mass2outerlim

Haven't I heard this song before? Yes, it still sucks.

RB

[Johnny_H]

Ouch i dont even wana listen to it now but he did have the nuts to out it out there for criticism so you get some propers from me keep doin your thing even if you do suck its possible to make it look at 50Cent!

[TAILPIPE]

MAN- thanks for taking the time to check out ALL of the songs!i cant believe that you would listen to ALL of them if you detested them as much as you did. I did like the fact that you wrote the song"bad day"when you were 12.remember how much fun that was(or are you too old and bitter now?). sorry we didnt have one that you liked. i have a song titled "vile" under my other profile that was done by my real band before my singer died.its more straight ahead rock than the stuff done by tailpipe. anyway...thanks again for listening. if we do something more mainstream ill get you to rip on it for me and see if i can get some constructive critisism out of you! later

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Do you ever get angry? Seriously. </font color>

[Razorback]

Anytime. I actually enjoy listening to amateur musicians... even when they suck. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[TAILPIPE]

"you wouldnt like me when im angry" --REALLY!

[TAILPIPE]

by the way--advertising is such a harsh word. i just hung it out there for people to shoot at! and hopefully SOMEONE will dig it. it looks like you really enjoyed yourself for a few!

[TAILPIPE]

MY ASS IS ON FIRE AND MY BALLS ARE CATCHING !!! /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

Would you please just go fuck a toaster and get it over with ? You mouthy lil' buttnugget.

[TAILPIPE]

I would much rather buttfuck your dad while you mouth a toaster! /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Mouth a toaster? While its plugged in?</font color>

[TAILPIPE]

yes while its plugged in--can't have fun in the tub if it's not!!!! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif