Hostile Takeover!!

[karmattack]

Alright. There has been hardly a peep on the boards all day, not even the sound of Ryall's one hand clapping. Then, this gets brought to my attention:
Image 1 (http://www.karmattack.com/avatars/drew/shoot01-1.bmp)

28 anonymous?? And...Image 2 (http://www.karmattack.com/avatars/drew/shoot02-1.bmp)

Look at what they are reading. It looks like lurkers are doing their homework people!! We need to get on the ball! I smell a merger of some sort and I don't think it will be pretty.

[FanGirl]

These are just the scouts. The armies will be invading soon!

[Mighty_Wingman]

Yeah I've seen this , someone's definitely checking us out . I thought it might be some sort regulatory commission review ( F.C.C. perhaps ? ) But we know the majority of newbies don't bother reading the old posts, otherwise they wouldn't start off with the inane retarded shit they normally do.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I bet you its those damn gnomes again...They are slowly trying to take away the smurf community from us....its happened before...</font color>

[jjcourtright]

I did see earlier that there was 22 anonymous people. Strange. Maybe some sort of devil spawn has been growing in the "house of corpses" thread, and now he has his sight set on internet domination...one moviepoopshoot thread at a time.

Edit: Sorry that I've been slow here today. Troops coming back means that I have to do more work.

[KingBison]

I have been here pretty much all day. Im not sure why i didnt show up in your screen shot. Oh well.

[FanGirl]

*in a loud whisper* It's been several hours and they are still here.

[jjcourtright]

I would think that eventually one of them will stumble upon this thread...they'll realize that they have been found out...and they will all instantly disappear.

[KingBison]

they are still there. Im real scared sarg!!!

[FanGirl]

They are reading threads from so far back they won't get to this one for a while. At least our 1000 corpses lurker is still there.

[karmattack]

...old faithful.

[jjcourtright]

I'm thinking about going there to say

Who are you?
Why are you here?
Why don't you post something?

but, if there was nobody there, I would feel pretty silly.

[FanGirl]

They are learning our ways to take us over. They have now been on for the last 6 hours. The numbers go between 19-26. The Occasional 1000 Corpes lurker is there.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am quite bored today. No, I do not think I'm being paranoid. Yes, I do realize no one is actually asking be these questions that I am answering. And finally, yes, I do think you should put down that knife. What do you mean no? Crazy? Who said anything about being crazy. I never said any such thing. Fine then you just walk away too then. Fine. Fine.

[JIM]

I'm happy that others here have noticed this.
Thought it was Me...
Wonder if they're good witches or bad witches.
Maybe both. Maybe they're not witches at all.
Maybe they're the legions of the undead.
Meh.
Welcome witches and the undead!
Enjoy your stay!

[Threadkiller]

Here's my theory:

It's one person who is using a program/macro to find and harvest information from the forums using multiple browsers.

But searching for what? What kind of information could they possibly harvest here? Didn't we have a thread about conspiracy theories once? (insert dramatic music) Perhaps your IP has already been added to some list.

[Asteban]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I bet you its those damn gnomes again

[/ QUOTE ]
<font color="green"> Finally the cause of much arguing between me and Smurf is discovered. My secret identity as a gnome is uncovered. </font color>

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">You may have won this battle....but the war is mine....</font color>

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Wonder what this war will be called. oh yeah and..... this war isn't yours, NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!! </font color>

[JIM]

ALL YOUR FORUM ARE BELONG TO US!

http://www.badvideogames.com/mailbag/ayb.gif

/forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Hehehe.



Gnomes kick ass. </font color>

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Obviously, you have no idea what Papa Smurf has hiding in his pants. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

Uh ? A flat spot like a Ken doll ?

[JIM]

It's candy!
Papa Smurf has candy in those sexy little red pants of His!

[Mighty_Wingman]

I believe this was covered in the case of "Donnie Darko vs. his idiot friends "

The Smurfs are asexual therefore bearing no reproductive organs.

So if anythings' down there, it's a roll of 'Sweetarts' and no, he's not happy to see you. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Denyse]

And tonights prizes for "best use of a movie reference" and "post most likely to make me laugh hysterically and fall off my chair" goes to you MW...I salute you!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Yes, Yes...but Donnie Darko and his friends were wrong.

You see Gargamel made Smurfette to distract Papa Smurf..so what purpose was that if they were asexual, cause you don't need the other sex to get off, right?

And plus, you have to think why the smurf's called 'Papa Smurf' Papa...</font color>

[Sheriff]

Sweet Cripes, how can the smurfs be asexual when smurfette was designed by Gargamel to lure the smurfs back to his house? It wouldn’t work, would it? I know they don't want to have parents explain to little kids what the bird's and bee's are so they don't show any of that on the TV show (I mean they didn't show the Huxtables [censored] did they). Anyway, if you dig around porn sites long enough you eventually see cartoons of smurfs [censored].

Oh and when I signed up I checked the 'Anonymous' box so everyone may be posting as this. The 1000 Corpses guy still freaks me out.

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> I was always under the impression that the smurfs were Communistic. </font color>

[karmattack]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
ALL YOUR FORUM ARE BELONG TO US!

[/ QUOTE ] SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB!

Look at this!
I leave for a few hours and you guys have already completely forgotten the amassing legions on our doorstep. Sheesh.
...talking about Papa Smurf's nether regions. Humph. The bloke has a wang, alright? He has a fat brown wallet that says Bad Mother [censored] on it too.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Speaking of PANTS! (http://www.oregonlive.com/edge/index.ssf?/edge/2004/20040227.frame) This has nothing to do with any thing, but I thought it was kinda funny.

[FanGirl]

We're doomed. All doomed. It'll be me and karma with the shotguns at the door while you guys are in the bomb shelter discusing how shirt tales were a complete rip off of the care bears and other such discussions.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Hey, I want a gun...

Besides, weren't the gummi bears the rip off of the care bears?</font color>

[FanGirl]

You can't have a gun if you're not worried about the attack.

Now go back downstairs and discuss that the snorks were smurfs under water.

[FanGirl]

I just noticed that there are no anons on this morning. It appears safe. But..

is it safe?

[karmattack]

It's the calm before the storm. Don't relax yet.

What's that phrase they tell you never to say? I forget.

Well, I'll be right back...

[KingBison]

Im all bunkered in. Ive told all my hommies to bunker in as well so we are ready for the fight. Good luck to you soilders.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">They're back...

*insert dramatic music here*</font color>

[karmattack]

Oh, sweet baby Jenkins. There are 22 of them. One of them is even reading the "Mind Over..." thread. We're fooked!

[jjcourtright]

Twenty-five of them...and not one in the 1000 corpses thread.

Edit: Twenty-one now...and one is in the 1000 corpses thread.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Usually this is the time where I go to the hottest guy in the room and say,

"Hey, you...me..corner? Lets go."

But since half of the guys in the room have girlfriends, I guess I can befriend the wall.</font color>

[Omaru]

I counted 27 but one was "logging out" can anonymice, cough, anonymai, err whatevers (what is the term?) do that?

[FanGirl]

22 of them now with 4 in the 1000 Corpses threads plus someone just registered.

I've got stakes, axes, shotguns and a few silver bullets. Have the windows all been boarded up or should we just all head to the mall to take cover?

[Omaru]

I've already hired a convoy of bikers armed to the teeth with cream pies.

[karmattack]

This is no laughing matter, son! What are you some sort of joker? We'll call you Private Joker. Whose side are you on anyway? Why don't you come along with the team for the big win?

[FanGirl]

Sweet! Okay that reminds me. I have a story to tell. Gather round the campfire.

So, my cousin and I are driving my dad to the airport one day. Silence in the car for a moment and suddenly my dad asks the age old question "So if your small town were flooded by biker gangs, how whould you get rid of them?"
My cousin and I exchange looks and my dad says "No, seriously. Do you know what you would do?" We both respond no and he says "You open up the fire hydrants and flood the streets. Bikers need traction." The car continues in silence for a while.

*shakes head* and you wonder why I'm weird.

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Dear lord, I just checked who's online. What IS with all the anonymi? Is this the Sprink Break thing you were warning about. If so....we have weeks of hell ahead of us. Those of us at the shoot have to defend ourselves. Who wants to volunteer for the frontline defense?? I'm not too good with a gun, but give me a sword and I'm sure to take out several of these plague-esque anonymi.
At Ryall's signal, unleash hell!
THIS DAY WE FIGHT!

yes! Two quotes, one post, TAKE THAT! </font color>

[ratm1966]

It isn't all of the anonymous people we have to worry about during Spring Break, it is the pitiful bastards (ages 5-15) who actually get a log-in name and start posting all of the J&amp;SBSB quotes. It is gonna get worse than it has been in the past few weeks. A lot worse.

[Mighty_Wingman]

I know schools are different everywhere but isn't this the prime of spring break ? I'd like to think we've weathered the worst of the storm.

[FanGirl]

For the record, it is 1am Pacific time. I am on my way to sleep and there are 26 anons reading old posts. It's the fact that their lurking and learning about our ways that bothers me the most. I won't worry until I see 26 anons and they are all registering.

Peak Spring break is in the beginning of April. Lent just started. It's 40 days from Ash Wednesday (which was Feb 25th) until Easter so that's when the schools will be off. Sorry, recovering Catholic - knee jerk reaction to answer that way.

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> I'd say we're fizzucked. High School spring breaks are a joke. WOOHOO 4 DAY WEEKEND DURING EASTER! Gay.

I'm scared. *Hides in corner* </font color>

[BAMSS04]

It might be because of Jersey Girl coming out I mean its prolly just a bunch of kiddies looking for the inside track on the movie. But I'd stay armed just in case. I've already sent word for the Power Puff Girls to come. They'll be here soon.

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> POWERPUFF'S ALONE AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH!

I'll contact the Justice League, the Justice Friends, the Power Rangers, the Super Twins, Space Ghost . . . anyone else we need? </font color>

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I'm a going for Grape Ape, Godzilla and Godzukie.

[ratm1966]

I think we need Goober and the Ghost Chasers.
http://www.cmongethappy.com/eguide/goober.jpg

Okay, okay, they were ABC's rip-off of Scooby-Doo, but they were still good. Yeah, I had the lunch box too (notice the proper use of the word too).

[FanGirl]

*Looks to the roof and sees the weather vaine change from north to south. Looks at the clouds and sees they are rolling in fast*

Quick! Get everyone to cover. We got newbies registering in and posting fast. Get to shelter before it's too late.

*grabs Pink Floyd's The Wall album and heads into the cellar*

[BAMSS04]

* Bam takes off for the shelter* I haven't been here long enough to build one, yet. Looks like I'll have to weather the storm out in the pile of bullshit Bunbury has dropped. ( I knew he'd be good for something) /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Oh no its way way way way way way to thick. * Bam looks to the sky and screams " Why God Why"*

[FanGirl]

*counts between the stupid newbie posts* Yep, the storm is getting closer.

Not usually one to roast newbies, but it's kind of cold in here. Let's throw another on the fire.

[FanGirl]

Their back . . .

There are 33 of them this time!

[BAMSS04]

39....and five of them are in "House of a 1000 Corpses". What is it with that thread. I'm going in, Cover me.