HOLY SH!T

[Boondock27]

Holy Shit... I just watched this (http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=34272) and I have now yet another reason for why I have stayed sober for 1... 2... umm, 3 hours now. Holy shit, that is some messed up shit and would that suck to be "Massive Matt"

[Efexeye]

Uhh, that's pretty effing gory. I bet someone's balls are in a sling for leaking that video to the Internet.

[Boondock27]

I wonder if "Massive Matt" ever got his nosed fixed... considering it was completely inverted

[Efexeye]

I gotta say, though, Massive Matt took it like a champ...

[Boondock27]

Yea... my hats off to him. If it were me.. I'd be balling my ass off!

[Efexeye]

He probably thought it was a test to get into whatever fraternity he was pledging- he didn't want to punk out. He better have gotten in after taking that nastiness...

[Boondock27]

I don't know I think they were just hammered as hell and found hitting people in head with huge ass wooden boards was amusing, did you see Massive Matt tell the dude to hit him in the head and the drunk dude whacked him in the face... I don't think that was pledging, I think that was one of the many side-effects of alcohol, I mean, thats pretty bad hand eye co-ordination!

[Efexeye]

Then why is the file called "frat"? It looked very much like a hazing incident to me...

[Boondock27]

Yea... it could be a hazing incident, incident being the key word due to alcohol

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Well, I didn't get a chance to see that (Damn Dial-up!), but I would just like to say, Boondock Saints is one kick ass movie. You may be a noob, but you get extra points for your name, and more extra points for not having a first post consisting of Jay and Silent Bob quotes. </font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

Asteban, sometimes I really worry about you . Are you so broke you can't afford to pay attention ? Oh right, your 16.

At least the doofus can spell and punctuate, but he did, in fact, qoute Jay and Silent Bob .( See latter posts in " Expanding and Collapsing the board ". )

[Boondock27]

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but he did, in fact, qoute Jay and Silent Bob

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When did I ever quote Jay and Silent Bob, it is one of my favorite movies ever, but I didn't quote it once, and what is a noob Asteban? Anyway, thanx for the compliments... and you should get around to seeing that clip sometimes... it is messed up!


... And yes, Boondock Saints is an awesome movie!!!

[Boondock27]

Oh, it just hit me but is a noob by anychance a newbie... how come everyone on this site hates newbies so much?

[Efexeye]

Not me. I loooooooove newbies.

[Mighty_Wingman]

You mean like the way the Hillbillies loved Ned Beatty in " Deliverance " ?

Or the way Zed loved Marsalis in " Pulp Fiction. " ?

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Wow. Confused, maybe he did quote it maybe he didn't. I don't read the expanding and colapsing or any of those posts. Heh. But yes, noob does mean newbie. Boondock 2: All Saint's Day is out this year. Wahoo! </font color>

[KingBison]

Once, a group of people decided that if they open up there communications network, used for the trading of sciene thesis and formulas and document, many people would benifit from it. The idea was that if everyone with a computer could be tapped into this network, it would not only increase the networks size but make it so that billions upon billions of bytes of information could be at the finger tips of anyone on earth, perpetuating the evolution of mankind. today they turn in there graves.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Its the same guy, differnt board name...anyone remember TitanSkiFreak27??? First post, Jay and Silent Bob oh and then it was that post about calling people gay.</font color>

[Efexeye]

No, I love newbies like I would love a slightly stupid puppy.....KIDDING!!

[Boondock27]

Ok... that was my friend being stupid on my name.. so I made a new one so people wouldn't blame me for my dumb friend and all the crap he said.

[Boondock27]

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Boondock 2: All Saint's Day is out this year. Wahoo!


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Yes, I know... and I must say, it brings a tear to my eye.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Need stupid friend insurance ? Call progressive for a free quote now . /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Boondock27]

I'll take 2!

[Boondock27]

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At least the doofus can spell and punctuate, but he did, in fact, qoute Jay and Silent Bob

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You know what I happen to find very funny, Mighty Wingman? The fact that you called me a doofus, although I can spell and punctuate... yet you yourself can't spell... "qoute" is actually quote..... DOOFUS!

[in_diana_jones]

mighty wingman got destroyed.

[Matt1]

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Holy shit, that is some messed up shit and would that suck to be "Massive Matt"

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How did you know what the ladies had nicknamed me?

Juvenile? Yes. Fun for me? Also yes. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

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You know what I happen to find very funny, Mighty Wingman? The fact that you called me a doofus, although I can spell and punctuate... yet you yourself can't spell... "qoute" is actually quote..... DOOFUS!

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I'll start off by accepting responsibility for a typo instead of changing my username and blaming my imaginary " friend ". Because you're new here and you still don't really understand what's going on. I'll give you that one for free.

Do not mistake my charity for weakness. Next time, it'll be open season on you.

[Boondock27]

How many posts does someone have to put on here before they are stopped being hated because they are a "newbie"?

[KingBison]

If your first post is intelligent, or if you just stick around and partake in the conversations on the board in an adult fashion. I believe the newbie status goes away very quickly.

[Mighty_Wingman]

I don't speak for everyone, but I don't hate you. How many posts you have doesn't really matter as much as what you say.

Pretty much, what K.B. said.

And most newbies get picked on. So don't take it too personally. Just stay away from the Assasin and groups of people bearing pitchforks and torches. There are a few other basics, you'll learn as you go .

[karmattack]

Wingman is right; you're doing fine. Just hang in there. If you stick around long enough, you'll definitely get to the point where you understand why there is a gaunlet for noobs to run. As far as the number of posts effecting your status, it's an issue of quality over quantity.

[FanGirl]

The assasin has been dormant for a while, but it is getting to be newbie season so he may re-emerge assuming those pesky ninjas don't keep him too busy.

Just keep a low profile and don't piss off any of the regulars, except Razorback. Feel free to annoy him. I know I do. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[BAMSS04]

Boondock, just learn to take your licks, man. I do. Your lucky you clicked on wingman, he's one of the good ones. You have to earn respect, friend. It’s not given. I don't have any, well on this forum anyway. These people have been talking to each other for months, some for years. You can't expect them to welcome you with open arms. Just your head up and stomach ready. I'm taking my licks so jump on in the water is warm (sorry they don't give you bathroom breaks) /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[audie]

Yes, I am female and no I'm not on the rag. But you would have know that HAD you watched my A&amp;E biography.

As far as the smurfs go, it was a stupid ugly cartoon. I hated it, so lets leave it at that. And please no more groupies flaming, its really sad. Tata.

[Efexeye]

*biting my knuckles*

[karmattack]

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no I'm not on the rag.

[/ QUOTE ] So what you're saying is people tunnel under the street to avoid you ALL the time instead of just a fraction of a month? Kudos.

[Boondock27]

Oh... I understand, so as long as I act mature and don't go around pissing everyone off, eventually I'll be accepted. Sounds good to me!

[ratm1966]

BINGO!!!! Give that person a cigar! Wait, you are old enough to smoke, right? I don't want to be giving someone tobacco products and find out later that they were 3 y/o and now I am being fined for it.

[KingBison]

And that is how the pros refer to Kevin smith movies ladies and gentlemen.

[ratm1966]

[Takes a bow]