WELCOME NEWBIES - EFEXEYE LOVES YOU!!

[Efexeye]

Welcome all newcomers to the board! Please ask any questions you may have about the board in this thread- I will be happy to help ease you into your transition here at moviepoopshoot.com without getting torn a new one! Anything I can do to help.....Your unofficial greeter, Efexeye! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Wow, it looks like someone took his happy pills today!</font color>

[Efexeye]

You have NO idea. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I am soooo jealous!</font color>

[Zens_7s]

I am so proud of you for turning the corner E. See, when we had our intervention convention, and you actually listened!

Such begins the reign of a kinder, gentle Efexeye, in which he only sticks the people who say "ball-lickers" with red hot pokers.

[Efexeye]

Yes, the days of newbie-hating, xenophobic Efexeye are hopefully long behind us.... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Matt1]

That's cool. So long as you still hate midgets. Hate them with a fiery passion.

[Omaru]

No way man! Midgets are cool, at least Warwick Davis is, I don't care what you do to the rest of em.

[Boondock27]

Midgets are freakier than hell. I challenge you to name one show that has aired on TV that was freakier than The Littlest Groom. I had nightmares after watching that shit.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Sorry but I'm 4'11" and a few inches shorter I would be a certified 'midget.'

Please do not make fun of my 'people.'</font color>

[Boondock27]

I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be mean, but damn, that was a freaky ass show

[Efexeye]

Guys, I'm afraid this thread has lost focus- it's supposed to be about how much we LOVE newbies. Say it with me- "we love newbies". /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Awww do we have to!?</font color>

[Efexeye]

Ja! Sie müssen nett zu den neuen Leuten sein! Sie werden in Linie fallen! Neue Leute sind unsere Freunde!
<font color="white"> Yes! You must be nice to the new people! You will fall in line! New People are our friends! </font color>
I'm not kidding around here.... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Was taten Zens, Fangirl und Mannschaft Sie! an? Was Sie tat, um dieses unschuldige Geschöpf so zu bilden, so sonderbar!
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[Efexeye]

Hey, hey, you cheated- I posted the translation with mine...for the newbies in the crowd, you do that by selecting font color "white". Then, when people highlight your text, you can use it in different ways to reveal things. Another helpful hint is to not just click on the last link in a thread when you have a response to a topic, but to respond to the individual you wish to reply to. You click reply to the post you want to reply to- this can save on confusion. Be on the lookout for more Helpful Tips for Newbies from Efexeye! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Hey, All is fair in love, war and posting. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[Denyse]

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Was taten Zens, Fangirl und Mannschaft Sie! an? Was Sie tat, um dieses unschuldige Geschöpf so zu bilden, so sonderbar!


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We just held him hostage, plied him with liquor and refused to let him leave Chicago until he saw things our way. You know, the usual stuff... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Guys, I'm afraid this thread has lost focus- it's supposed to be about how much we LOVE newbies. Say it with me- "we love newbies".

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I was thinking we need some sort of newbie oath or pledge of allegiance. Something like :

1) I will not qoute Jay and Silent Bob in my first 50 posts .

2) I will not start 50 new threads in my first two days here . I will perform a search before starting a new thread to prevent redundancy.

3) I will not refer to anyone as Ball Lickers or Shit Eaters, nor will I declare my intentions to have carnal knowledge of their mothers while they watch.

4) Before posting, I will think carefully. Does this post have any pertenant information to people older than 12 yrs. of age ?

5) If I cannot spell or punctuate, I will use a program that will do it for me so that my posts will be legible to all.

6) I will never use leet or the letter "u" when I mean to say "you" or "r" when I mean to say "are" or " our " etc.etc. I will never waste a post just to say "LOL".

7) I will always try to add humorous and/or thoughtful posts to the board. Rather than making it look like a pair of chimps and a retard are fighting over a keyboard for the right to chew on it.

Feel free to add any amendments as you see fit. And remember. We are only as strong as our weakest link here people.

[FanGirl]

Once again, it was believed that I was crying because I was laughing so hard. I just saw the title of this post and now my sides hurt.

Seriously, move here. We will start a fund.

[Denyse]

I can't stop laughing at our new signatures. Is that wrong?

[karmattack]

I hope not because I'm laughing too.

[KingBison]

Can I be the new newbie hater. I am more than happy to take over this illustrious Job. I can hate with the best of them and it would be my honor to take Efexeye's place on the team.

[karmattack]

Very well. I dub thee Noob Slayer.

So, can I be the guy who stands behind you and makes smartass remarks and pretends like you're restraining me?
"Hold me back, man. Hold me back! If you let me go, I'll lose a shoe in this noobie's ass!

...

I mean, hold me back!"

[KingBison]

Why do you be the guy at the bar, whos like

"YOu better watch yourself noob, or im gonna have to send the bison on you!" "You feel that noob, thats pride [censored] with you"

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Well, I want to be the guy behind you two that just says, "Yeah. Hell, Yeah." I'll be like Snoop Dogg in all of those old Dr. Dre videos.

[karmattack]

...or you could kind of sing-rap things like "Karmattack and King Bishop had to Reeeeeeeeeegulate." You know? Like that guy in the Warren G song? What was his name?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh, are you talking about Nate Dog? I have never ever had anyone make that connection between me and Nate Dog. You are the most original poster here, Mr. "Firestarter."

[jjcourtright]

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I have never ever had anyone make that connection between me and Nate Dog

[/ QUOTE ] So for a second I thought you were serious. I was going to say, "but wait...a coupla months ago karma said..." Then I noticed the sarcasm. I must be a little bit tired.

[karmattack]

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I was going to say, "but wait...a coupla months ago karma said..."

[/ QUOTE ] Hmmm...what did I say? I...um, don't remember at all. Doop dee doo! Nope, not at all.