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Efexeye
03-04-2004, 09:34 PM
Senior Scrappers (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=1&u=/ap/20040305/ap_on_fe_st/salad_bar_melee)

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JIM
03-04-2004, 10:15 PM
Yeah, it's been on the local news here.
Winter Haven FL is the next town over from where I currently live. God...it's sad, yet funny.
Imagine if they had those old folks from "cocoon". THAT would have been a fight to end all fights I tells ya!
Kung-Fu flips, forks in eyes, blood everywhere.
Then, Don Ameche would end the melee with a breakdance backspin and a salute.
To close the night, Wilford Brimley would set everyone up with a nice warm bowl of oatmeal.
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Asteban
03-04-2004, 10:18 PM
<font color="green"> Do you realize how much money I would pay to see that. You only see stuff like that in really funny movies, or really lame movies that are so bad they're funny. Imagine setting that scene to some music. Like the song Cabron by RHCP. That would be awesome. </font color>
Mighty_Wingman
03-04-2004, 11:24 PM
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Wilford Brimley would set everyone up with a nice warm bowl of oatmeal.

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..And those Bartles &amp; James guys would thank us for our support.

I'm thinking of Oldie Olderson from the first few years of Conan... For some reason.
Matt1
03-05-2004, 02:59 AM
That Thoss dude sounds like an [censored].
ILovePapaSmurf
03-05-2004, 03:49 AM
<font color="purple">Sounds like Vince McMahon might be starting up a new story line on Smackdown.</font color>
Asteban
03-05-2004, 10:04 AM
<font color="green"> Oh wait I thought of a better one. Set that to old western piano music. You know the music that you hear in western movies when they're in bars, and the bad guy requests something with a good beat. That kind of music. Now THAT would be funny. </font color>
ratm1966
03-05-2004, 02:57 PM
The first bar fight I had ever been dispatched to was between two old geezers arguing over which channel the TV should be set on. Between the two of them, their combined age was over 150. We were so excited to be going to a fight, and when we showed up, we almost started laughing. They did have canes, which could have been used as weapons, but I think if they held them up off the grownd for too long they would have fallen over.