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JK
02-28-2004, 12:15 PM
...and every newbie gets delusions of granduer."

I finally got moved in enough to get the computer set up and this was the first place I came last night. Lots of fresh meat in the six days I was offline...


Atlanta is too f*cking big... All I wanted to do my first night here was find a 24-hour Wal-Mart so I could buy some shower curtain rings. You can't throw a rock in this country without hitting a Wal-Mart, but Atlanta must be some sort of Wal-Mart dead zone. I know there's one here- I saw it the weekend I came up here house hunting. But it grew legs and moved or something. And the clerk at Circle K wasn't really any help- he just immigrated from Turpakistanisbahn... He did seem to have a keen grasp on the value of duct tape. "Just tape it to the rod. The tape is water-proof, wind proof, and mad monkey-lovin' proof." No thank you. I can't justify spending $30 for a roll of tape at a quickie mart, no matter how desperate I was to defend myself from horny monkeys.

So I drove around for another hour and half- Every where I looked there's a goddamn Waffle House. I own a waffle maker- Fuck Waffle House. Fuck them in their stupid... Besides, they don't have shower curtain rings.

I found a K-Mart, but they closed at nine. And Target was already closed as well- (I had already been to Target that afternoon and forgotten to get the damn rings to begin with- stupid, stupid, stupid. I remebered how badly I wanted a copy of Clockwork Orange on DVD, but bugger the shower curtain rings) So finally after two hours of driving around in the dark and cold (no heater in the truck) I finally found that Mecca of mega-shopping. I went inside and found the rings- the LAST of the rings. One set of rings to rule them all... I think in my glee I may have knocked an old lady into the Icee machine, I don't know. All I could hear was Beethoven's Ode to Joy as I made my purchase and floated out of the store on triumphant wings of victory.

After all this trial and tribulation, I made it home, hung the shower curtain, and turned on the water with ecstactic expectations of a warm shower to sluice away the wretched filth of my quest-

the faucet dripped and then came the flood...

ice cold.



I love moving.

EternalStrife
02-28-2004, 01:25 PM
Way to go champion. And this is just the beginning. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

JIM
02-28-2004, 02:22 PM
Oh Man! After all that driving, only to have cold water in the end! Damn.
Good to hear that You made it down there JK. Never been to Atlanta, hear good things about it though.
Have fun with Your adventures in a new land!

Mighty_Wingman
02-28-2004, 06:41 PM
I guess you learned a lesson there ? When I move, I always take shower curtain rings with me . And the towel racks and the little toilet paper roller thingy, and pretty much anything else that unscrews or pops loose easily . I bet you'll remember next time. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Dave
03-01-2004, 12:42 PM
I always take the broiler pan, even though i never ever use it. I don't know why i do it. I just can't help myself. It's a weird sickness i guess.

Where in Atlanta did you move to? Atlanta proper, outside the perimeter?

Zens_7s
03-01-2004, 01:53 PM
You can't throw a rock in this country without hitting a Wal-Mart, but Atlanta must be some sort of Wal-Mart dead zone.

I noticed the same thing. Up here, you do not have to drive farther than a few miles to find Target or WalMart. In this part of Illinois, because our WalMarts are the older variety, there is an entire class distinction that is determined by which one you shop at. When the normal Target shoppers are forced to go to the WalMart for something it throws them off balance.

The WalMarts are crowded, usually dirty, filled with people who evolution did not go well for, should offer English as a second language training, appear to breed throngs of unsupervised Kool-Aid stained children who scream, and are just plain scary.

When I was down in Atlanta I had a terrible time finding one also. Target has cute clothes for cheap, and I needed a heavy sweater. No Target for a 1,000 miles, and the WalMart I did locate had the kind of clothes that get you branded for life.

As for the Waffle House, I am thinking there is some type of govt. conspiracy regarding them. How else can you explain what I saw...

Directly West of Atlanta is a town called Bremen, and they have a small interchange off the expressway. I SWEAR TO DA LAWD this is true. On the west side of the interchange there was a Waffle House and a Hampton Inn. On the East side there was a Waffle House and a gas station. This makes the two Waffli (pl. of Waffle House) the width of the expressway lanes apart. What the fuck! If you drove 2 miles farther East, there was another one in the town of Carrollton. I don't care what Robbo says, the Waffle House has to be evil.
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Dave
03-01-2004, 03:08 PM
About that waffli conundrum you have Zens, I have no explenation, other then when i was a kid, my father wouldn't stop at a restaurant if it was on the "Wrong Side" of the highway. That being, if you had to go over or under the highway to get to the restaurant from the off-ramp, we weren't stopping, and wouldn't you know it, all the Dairy Queens were always on the wrong side of the street.
Damn Dad!

JK
03-01-2004, 08:40 PM
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Where in Atlanta did you move to? Atlanta proper, outside the perimeter?

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Out here in the perimeter there are no stars
Out here, we is stoned...

immaculate.

Actually, I'm living in Marietta- my job is at the Turner Broadcasting Techwood campus in beautiful downtown...

The drive home tonight seriously f*cked up my truck- I think the brakes overheated. They started sticking, but only on the left side... fun fun fun.

But holy shit the benefits!!!

I can not believe...

I have found Shangri La...

I just started today and I already have 24 vacation days.
There's a cafeteria, numerous snack bars, and several pool tables and foosball tables...
And I'm getting paid 30 g's to watch TV eight hours a day five days a week...

Once I finish training, I will achieve

nirvana