Beat 500, beyatches!!

[karmattack]

Click Here. (http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu2.swf)

[Efexeye]

I can't beat 492!

[jjcourtright]

574.9

5th swing.

[karmattack]

Bwahaha! I just got 532.9! Gotta get him to bounce.

Edit: JJ will pay.


I think I'll go eat some hay



or lay by the bay


I just may

[jjcourtright]

Yeah, line drives are the way to go. Pop-ups kill the distance.

[jjcourtright]

588.8

Bitches!

[Omaru]

553.8 somewhere towards my 20th swing, I wasn't keeping count

[karmattack]

586.1!

[looks up]


DAMNIT!

[Dave]

593.5 suckas!!!
now i'm on to try for 600

[Omaru]

I just got the exact same, damn.

[Dave]

I haven't even touched a number near that again. damned penguins!!!

[psychofiend]

587.6

[Remission]

573...

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">492.2 /forums/images/icons/frown.gif</font color>

[Razorback]

Holy poop shoots this is fun! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

578.7 is my best.

RB

[Matt1]

After about a dozen swings, my best was 586.1

[ratm1966]

I only got 498.

Okay, I kept playing this addicting little game and got 531.8.

[EternalStrife]

517 highest so far.....

[Matthew]

598.6 Eat shit suckas! Anyone hit 600 yet ?

[ratm1966]

Has anyone posted that they hit 600 yet?

I just got 574.3.

[Matthew]

Has anyone posted that you can be quite an ass? Wait, YA they have!

I was just asking.

[Razorback]

Now I made 587.6. Getting closer. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[Threadkiller]

I gave up at 558.

Guess I just don't have what it takes to be a pro penguin swatter.

When all is said and done who will wear the crown? I think the eventual champion should be declared the winner of Ryall's next 'shoot contest.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I can't get more than 499. Which is pretty sad and its reminding me of the days when I played softball. Dang, that is depressing...</font color>

[Razorback]

You have to try and bounce the little bastage, cuteness. Too much lift equals a buried head. You do not want that for maximum distance.

RB

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">576.1 thanks for the advice RB. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[RobinHoodDaffy]

518.08 /forums/images/icons/blush.gif havta try again tomorrow.

[Razorback]

593.5 is my best (I have a screenshot of it if someone needs proof). /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Getting there!

RB

[Threadkiller]

My lowest score above zero was a 176. Let's see anyone get lower than that. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Razorback]

I believe that I have below that... around 150. My highest lawndart was 498.3.

RB

[Razorback]

Ok... post your proof. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

593.5 (http://www.razorsgateway.com/images/593.jpg)

RB

[karmattack]

This is my best so far.

http://www.twp.grand-blanc.mi.us/avitar/bigscore.jpg

[EternalStrife]

Hey, I too had a max distance of 593.5. Can't get any further than that. I'm not stopping until I get past 600. Not even until my eyes bleed.

[Efexeye]

Here's (http://www.ingleby.com/junkx4_files.htm) a link to some more cool games! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[ratm1966]

I have 593 now.

I don't have FrontPage anymore, so I can't upload the screen to my homepage. I do have it saved though, just in case I find a location where I can temporarily save it.

[EternalStrife]

Is it even possible to beat 600? Has anyone done so?

[psychofiend]

I think maybe whoever started this probably meant to say "beat 600 beyatches!!"

[Razorback]

I have gotten 593.5 three times... nothing higher.

RB

[Mighty_Wingman]

Thanks Efexeye,

That "War on Terror" was pretty fun.

586.1 on the penguin which is hardly worth mentioning now .

[EternalStrife]

593.5.....that's also the highest I've ever gotten. Coincidence? Has anyone gotten higher than that?

[Razorback]

I did 593.5 about three more times last night. I don't think it goes above that. Too bad... I was having so much fun. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[Efexeye]

A guy at work got a 598.....no proof, though- our security system won't allow screenshots (?).

[Razorback]

When I see it I will believe it.

RB

[Efexeye]

What, my anonymous, disembodied posts aren't good enough for ya? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Dr3vil]

Scientifically speaking though, there would be a net maximum for how far you could smack the little biatch.

Now let's see, 593.5, I'll assume that's in meters... quick! What's the average mass of a penguin in kilograms!?

I'm interested to see how your all-pro Yeti's swing would compare to one of McGuire's zingers in terms of impulse.

[Razorback]

I think that it is in feet.

RB

[code6enterprises]

593.5

10th Swing

[Sheriff]

588.8 the skipping helps out a lot, still trying for 600

[in_diana_jones]

i got 593.5 also
cant get passed it.

[Matthew]

My lowest score. (http://www.dr-code.com/Lowest.jpg)
My highest score (http://www.dr-code.com/Highest.jpg)

[Razorback]

That is some shitty photoshop work. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Matthew]

It's not photoshop work...

[EternalStrife]

Seeing a number of people who have posted a highest distance of 593.5, this leads me to believe that it might be somehow capped at that.

[Sheriff]

The low number is not photoshop. I got the same one when I was first trying to figure out the game. Just swing at the penguin right after he passes the bat and you should get the same results.

Oh and i just got 593.5 also, damn that 600.

Oops strike that, just got over 600, I will post as soon as I get home and can upload the file.

[Razorback]

Interesting... my brother found the same game at another site and he is able to get those low scores, but I cannot.

RB

[jjcourtright]

So, where is your "proof" Sheriff?...or are you still working on the Photoshopping? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Dave]

Welp, someone has bastardized the penquin game, and made it much bloodier. you can try it out here (http://andrewg1323.uk.ro/ping.swf) .
I like the original better though.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I like the first better, but I did hit a 637.5 almost right off the bat. So, it is better for distance.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Gosh, I like this new game. My very first swing went 689.9. Those mines tend to add some distance.

[Dave]

yep, that penquin head just keeps on bouncing, and bouncing, and bouncing......

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Jeebus Chrisp, I hit that penguin head a country mile. 876.8. Can anyone get to 900?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Apparently you can get to 900. I got 970.3. These landmines are fantasic.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Okay. I have to quit, which I can do at any time. But when you rack up scores like 1014.7, it's hard to stop.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

You did better than me, my best was 1000.1, I feel like such a evil vegetarian for playing this. Ohhhh the guilt. I will have to make a check out to Greenpeace in the morning. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Sheriff]

Damn it they found the next version, I guess there are like 4 of them and you can get really high scores. I tried to upload the file and couldn't get it right.

[ratm1966]

I've only gotten 880 so far. I am not sure if it is my settings in the computer or what, but on my laptop from work, I was getting damn near 600 on the first one, but at home, I was lucky to get over 400. I wonder what I could get for a distance on my work laptop with this new version?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

well, I just beat my personal best. I'm now at 1122.0. Oh, this is crazy. I have to stop playing this thing.

[ratm1966]

WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! I just got 928.7

[ratm1966]

1,157.1.......I think that thing hit like 8 landmines to blow it that far....the first three bounces were on landmines....that will really boost the distance it goes if it lands directly on the mine.

[jjcourtright]

You can get negative numbers on this one. -56.3 Top that suckas.

[KingBison]

can someone repost a link to the game or whatever this is. I cant seem to load from the orginal link.

[jjcourtright]

I am playing right now from here. (http://andrewg1323.uk.ro/ping.swf)

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">That poor little Penguin.</font color>

[KingBison]

My current high score is 1017.1 Man, swinging that club is tiresome.

[jjcourtright]

Oh dear God. I found a whole mess of 'em. Some other games too. (http://www.geekfocus.com/content/view/20/45/)

[Omaru]

745.3 first swing
1163.0 on my second swing, I probably only like that this one flies quicker (the default one that loaded for me) checking out the others now.
still waiting for the penguin to land on the low grav version

[Boondock27]

First swing... 1167.5! About 30 swings later... 1201.3!

[Boondock27]

1204.7!

[Boondock27]

My brother was down here playing PS2 and saw me playing that game and decided he wanted to try it, so I let him and he got 1208.5 in no more than 10 tries, I about shit myself. Try and beat that.

[ratm1966]

In sticking him in head first, I got 793.3 which beat ther 790 record. I also got 1203.5 on the bounce.

Oh yeah, a co-worker of mine broke 1200 on the bloody version of this game.