PDA

View Full Version : Hard to Swallow ?


Mighty_Wingman
01-21-2004, 12:23 AM
I once had a really bad cup of coffee, a friend had raved about . He'd payed $ 34.00 a pound for it.

He didn't like it when I told him that I could get something that taste just like it by filtering hot water through used kitty litter.

Today I saw this story and since my homepage no longer allows linking, ( Shakes fist at Time/Warner ) the bastards. I had to cut-n-paste .

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AKARTA, Indonesia(AP) SARS fears have stopped the Chinese from eating civet cats. But that hasn't turned off others from sipping the strangest of brews one they insist is made from coffee beans eaten, partly digested and then excreted by the weasel-like animals.

The story goes like this: Civets live in the foliage of plantations across Southeast Asia. These fussy foragers pick the best and ripest coffee berries. Enzymes in their digestive system break down the flesh of the fruit before the animals expel the bean.

Workers collect beans from the plantation floor, wash away the dung and roast them to produce a unique drink that devotees might say is good to the last dropping.

Skeptics, though, dismiss it all as a weird and unverifiable marketing gimmick. Still in Indonesia's capital Jakarta, the owner of three fashionable cafes, Agus Susanto, sells what he claims is a mix of regular beans and those that have passed through civets. The blend and the cafes are both called "Kopi Luwak" in English: "Civet Coffee."

"Our coffee has a strong taste and an even stronger aroma," Susanto said by telephone from his factory in central Java.

In Vietnam, now the world's second-largest regular coffee grower, a blend supposedly containing some civet beans is produced by the Trung Nguyen company under the "Weasel Coffee" brand.

In the Philippines, the Old Manila Coffee House used to sell a civet brew, but supplies have dwindled over the years, said Ellen Tuason, its finance officer.

"Some of our guests said it was an aphrodisiac. It has a strong coffee smell, but different. There is a distinct odor and flavor," she said.

The beans are also marketed internationally. Several US-Internet based coffee traders claim to offer them for up to $150 a pound, ($325 a kilogram) making among the world's most expensive beverages.

However, many in Asia's coffee trade doubt whether the beans are truly produced in significant quantities, if at all.

"There are maybe a few bags here, a few bags there, but mostly its just a myth," said Victor Mah, a Singaporean who has been selling coffee from Southeast Asia for more than 25 years.

Others just won't swallow the claims.

"I think it's a big scam," said Mark Hanusz, who spent eight months traveling Indonesia researching his book about coffee called "A Cup of Java."

JK
01-21-2004, 03:07 AM
You know, this was a plot device on CSI a week or so ago- guest star Bobcat Goldthwait's character drank coffee made from this stuff...

Personally- that's f*cking nasty. "Hey, why don't we shovel up some weasel poop, rinse off the undigested seeds, burn 'em in some water and drink it..." No thanks...

Matt1
01-21-2004, 04:40 AM
It's a pretty ingenious marketing ploy if you think about it. I even found myself for a moment going, "Wow, if it's coffee made from shit and everybody knows it, and they still buy it, then it must be pretty damn good."

Then I wised up.

jjcourtright
01-21-2004, 12:20 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Our coffee has a strong taste and an even stronger aroma

[/ QUOTE ]
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
It has a strong coffee smell, but different. There is a distinct odor and flavor

[/ QUOTE ]
No shit?...wait, I mean: Yeah, shit!

EternalStrife
01-21-2004, 01:34 PM
I guess now when you go tell someone to eat shit....or drink it, offer them a cup of joe.

Omaru
01-21-2004, 06:18 PM
This coffee smells like shit.

http://austinspad.tripod.com/images/photos/ap2/austin16.jpg

Prattypus
01-21-2004, 10:23 PM
I may need to rethink my signature now.

Droogan_Leader
01-22-2004, 10:22 AM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
SARS fears have stopped the Chinese from eating civet cats.

[/ QUOTE ]
Didn't SARS start over there? It seems to me like a logical connection--don't eat shit and other stuff that humans aren't meant to eat, and maybe you won't ever have to worry about these diseases.

Mighty_Wingman
01-22-2004, 07:29 PM
Droog ,

I believe you've hit the nail on the head.

Droogan_Leader
01-22-2004, 09:21 PM
Thanks for the affirmation, Wingman. Wingman, I think I told you this before, but now's such a perfect time to repeat it--"You can be my wingman anytime." I would say I got your back too, but I know everyone will make dirty jokes if I do. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif