How about this Cartoon idea??

[AnotherName]

Theres a Crazy Armadillo. Now this Armadilla has a couple friends. One a Baboon that has dreads and smokes more weed than anyone, the other a turtle that is neutral on all subjects, but for some reason people always ask him for his opinion, which he weasels out of with help from his friend...a Weasel. So this crazy Armadillo has a hardcore rivalry with this annoying Jesus Lizard. i mean this armadillo want to murder this Jesus Lizard, who preaches constantly and is in fact like a Hardcore Christian. What do ya think. We thought of it durring a smoking circle...

[Matthew]

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We thought of it durring a smoking circle...

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I would have never guessed.

[JK]

We once figured out the meaning of life through quantum mechanics, metallurgy, and ethel alcohol while smoking... After our failed test on live chickens and a '78 Ford LTD, we decided it was a good idea to stop smoking. I do remember that much.

I just wish I knew what happened to my pants...

Regardless, I have been sober for ten years now. All these little stoner f*cks would be too if they'd seen the horrors we unleashed upon the earth that night...

[code6enterprises]

That was pointless.

[Droogan_Leader]

I didn't take the time to read the Matt1 is AnotherStoner thread. I guess I REALLY missed some important pieces of information somewhere down the line. Are you having a mid-life crisis or identity crisis, or what?

[AnotherName]

I am so happy i made sacrafices to the porceline god before i read what JK wrote. Oh man, i wonder if i would have laughed that much if i had skipped the 6 footer tonight. Prolly not. Theres gonna be an annoying humming bird we always destroy somehow too. new developement.

[HitParader]

rrrrriiiigggggghhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttt....... .......you're nuts

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Theres a Crazy Armadillo. Now this Armadilla has a couple friends. One a Baboon that has dreads and smokes more weed than anyone, the other a turtle that is neutral on all subjects, but for some reason people always ask him for his opinion, which he weasels out of with help from his friend...a Weasel. So this crazy Armadillo has a hardcore rivalry with this annoying Jesus Lizard. i mean this armadillo want to murder this Jesus Lizard, who preaches constantly and is in fact like a Hardcore Christian. What do ya think. We thought of it durring a smoking circle...

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How 'bout, instead of fighting the " Jesus Lizard " you have them make and sell their own soft drink that causes people to murder other people....By choking them to death .... You could call it Choke-a-Cola ! Ooooh or a type of Dope sooo powerful it causes people to choke to death with only one bong hit . You could be their first customer !

Why am I obsessed with choking people to death right now ?
You have stunted my creative flow.

[JK]

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annoying humming bird

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Humming birds are cool. They have long peckers.

[Zens_7s]

You just like Hummingbirds because you like Hummers. And I don't mean the car.

Hey! I just noted that HitParader guy lives like 45 min from me. I am starting to get nervous...they are getting closer...maybe TOO close.

[Gives a nervous look around her shoulder, and tilts the monitor a little lower.]

[JK]

Hummingbirds are a valuable part of our planet's ecology... And the other two aren't bad either /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

The nice thing about living in the sticks is I can see the freaks coming from a long way off. Gives me time to get the flame thrower ready...

Incidentally, do they still publish Hit Parader ?!