Whoopie Doo! It's movie dumping season!

[Matt1]

Yep kids, it's that time of year again. The nice little lull between Oscar season and Summer, generally characterized by mediocrity and outright awfulness. When all the big studios take the time to dump all of their crappy and rightfully delayed projects. Along Came Polly, 50 First Dates, Torque, Butterfly Efffect, The Big Bounce, Dirty Dancing 2... the list goes on.

So, what piece of shit are you looking forward most to not seeing? Personally, I can't wait to not see Along Came Polly! When I saw the scene in the preview where Ben Stiller is on a date and the toilet starts to back up on him, I was breathless from my lack of laughter! Totally not hackneyed!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">'The Butterfly Effect.' I think I am the only girl in America who would pass on the offer if Ashton Kutcher asked me to sleep with him. Sorry, but the guy doesn't do it for me, sexually or acting. </font color>

[JK]

The whole plot/premise of The Butterfly Effect sounds like a Dean Koontz novel... However, it does have Bizzaro World Willem in it...

[JK]

Just to clarify- I like Dean Koontz novels- it's just that most of the movie adaptations suck...

[Matt1]

The Butterfly Effect looks like a really bad takeoff of the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror short "Time and Punishment," which in itself was a hilariously brilliant takeoff of Ray Bradbury's classic short story "A Sound of Thunder." But I doubt very much that Kutcher can read, so I'll bet he just saw The Simpsons episode.

Polly still looks the most awful to me though.

[Droogan_Leader]

I saw the trailer for 50 First Dates, and I think it has promise...

Of course anything Ashton Kutcher I will not see, so that'd get my vote for "Most Not Likely To See..Ever".

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> I agree with you PapaSmurf. Ashton Kutcher = ugly and bad actor. I still think that he should not be allowed to be in anything except That 70s Show. 50 First Dates, true doesn't look that wonderful, but its Adam Sandler so I have to see it sometime, because I have vowed to see every Adam Sandler movie ever. I'm avoiding Little Nicky as long as I possibly can. </font color>

[Nicolax1888]

i cnt say ive herd of ne of these films ur all tlking about, or can i say there r ne i cnt wait to not see, but one thing i will say is i totally agree, ashton crutcher should be kept on the small screen in tht 70's show and out of the site of people!

{just married was funny tho}

hehe /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Droogan_Leader]

You dismay me.

[ratm1966]

I think I have to agree with you on 'Along Came Polly'. Doesn't Ben Stiller have basically the same toilet joke/scene in most of his movies?

[Matt1]

Yeah, basically. It's a sad contrast to see him in all these crappy romantic comedies and then think back to The Ben Stiller Show, or see his genius work now on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[Droogan_Leader]

Hey, he's gotta pay the bills too, Matt.

One time I saw Anthony Hopkins, one of the classiest actors ever in my opinion, on Conan talking about that movie he did with Chris Rock, which to me was anathema. Believe it or not, sometimes the stars we love, who have incredible talent, do crappy movies to make the mad cash. Of course the crowd roared to hear Anthony Hopkins, a very reserved, mild-mannered, gentlemanly character say, "I did it for the money," but I was let down.

I think that maybe you seek to know why they do. But, I can't help you there.

[code6enterprises]

I'm probably gona end up seeing 50 First Dates even though the last two Sandler movies (Anger Management, Mr. Deeds) have disapointed me greatly.

[psychofiend]

Speaking of dates, has anyone seen that halarious movie 28 Dates?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">The movie where the guy goes on like 28 dates, find a girl that he really likes, she is upset with his project and his producer wants him to date Tia Carree or whatever?</font color>

[Droogan_Leader]

I've never even heard of it...is it a new release?

[psychofiend]

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The movie where the guy goes on like 28 dates, find a girl that he really likes, she is upset with his project and his producer wants him to date Tia Carree or whatever?

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That's the one.

[DarthMaulRat]

It's funny how these trailers have old gags in them, like they're funnier reheated or something. The 50 Dates trailer has Drew beating the crap out of some set up mugger, which is exactly what happened in Sandler's own Mr. Deeds, is it not? And then Stiller messing around with the clogged toilet in 'Polly' looks alot like the same scene from Dumb and Dumber (not that clogged toilets haven't been featured in other movies, just the first thing I noticed), which was a Farelly Bros movie, nonetheless. Anyone else dissapointed by the stale humor in these upcoming so-called comedies?

[R_U_18]

Dean Koontz movie adaptions do suck, But " Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms".

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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The movie where the guy goes on like 28 dates, find a girl that he really likes, she is upset with his project and his producer wants him to date Tia Carree or whatever?


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That's the one.

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I've seen that too. And then he actually goes on a date with Tia Carrere. I also loved his reveal that when you're in love, it's not the big movie style kiss that is the big deal, but the first time you make physical contact. Then it shows them walking around holding hands everywhere. Great movie.

[Mighty_Wingman]

It's called " 20 Dates " (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138987/)

[HitParader]

[censored] Butterfly Effect. Ashton Kutcher can't do serious roles worth shit. He's good as the dumb fuck from That 70s Show but that's about it. Speaking of which, isn't that [censored] in Cheaper by the Dozen too?

[HitParader]

On another note, Paycheck kicked ass.