Tattoo Proposals

[Prattypus]

I am going out of my gourd. I am coming back to the states in 6 or so months, and I need to get another tattoo. I am looking for any kind of feedback in this arena. I have it narrowed down to a statue of justice on my leg, a Superman 'S' on one foot and a SW rebel seal on the other foot, or hot-rod flames on my crank. Thoughts?

[TomHarrington]

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hot-rod flames on my crank. Thoughts?

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Nice.

If I were going to ink my little soldier I'd probably get an accordion tattoo. It would be the perfect ice-breaker at social functions or political conventions, don't you think? Oh yeah, instant conversation.

[Prattypus]

That's what I was think with the flames. I can ask girls if they want to see my Hot Rod.

[EternalStrife]

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That's what I was think with the flames

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Perhaps you have forgotten how to speak proper english while you were gone?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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That's what I was think with the flames. I can ask girls if they want to see my Hot Rod.

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<font color="purple">Oh god, that was cheesy. As cheesy as someone saying 'I have your name on my ass.'</font color>

[DarthMaulRat]

Star Wars!!! Star Wars!!! At least when you're old, people will still recognize Star Wars. I imagine the flames on your crank won't be as timeless.

[EternalStrife]

Crank - a bent part of an axle or shaft or an arm keyed at right angles to the end of a shaft by which circular motion is imparted to or received from the shaft or by which reciprocating motion is changed into circular motion or vice versa

[JK]

When I was in the service, a buddy of mine wanted to get the Three Little Pigs doing the train with the words "Makin' Bacon" underneath it... Another guy I knew wanted Elmer Fudd tattoed on his ass, pointing his shotgun at his assh*le with a caption that read "Come out you wascally wabbit!" AND another guy I knew wanted Bart Simpson giving the bone to Santa's Little Helper with a caption that read "It's all pink inside, man!"

Sub-mariners are freaks.

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Oh god, that was cheesy. As cheesy as someone saying 'I have your name on my ass.'

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You promised not to tell anyone about that ! You Swore !
Now the whole world knows about my little blue tattoo !

[TomHarrington]

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Sub-mariners are freaks.

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Clearly you're a freak, but were you also a sub-mariner?

[JK]

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but were you also a sub-mariner?

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Good God no!!!
Honestly, the only time I went on board a ship the entire time I was in the Navy was to give a port brief... "Watch out for pick-pockets. Don't go into Vomero after dark, and if you want to get yer freak on, make sure the hooker is butt-ugly because if she's hot, she's better hung than you are." They laughed- they all laughed. And when we caught 'em in an alley somewhere downtown, we showed 'em.

If there ever was a Kodak moment, it was when the Marine realized he just got serviced by a man.

[TomHarrington]

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If there ever was a Kodak moment, it was when the Marine realized he just got serviced by a man.

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Ha! Knuckled up.

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[ILovePapaSmurf]

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You promised not to tell anyone about that ! You Swore !
Now the whole world knows about my little blue tattoo !

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<font color="purple">I kept my end of the deal, you are the one that shouted it out. Crazy boy.

But, I have to tell you, I only mind it on you. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[Matt1]

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or hot-rod flames on my crank.

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Correct me if I am mistaken, but don't tattoos involve needles? /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

[Prattypus]

sorry about the lack on 'ing' on that post. I know the whole meaning of that statement was probably left in question. I am glad to know that you were able to piece enough of it together to get some idea of what I was thinking.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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Correct me if I am mistaken, but don't tattoos involve needles?

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<font color="purple">Uhh, yeah....they do.

And isn't that a really tough spot to get a tattoo?</font color>

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> I still want to get that little creepy gnome on my back. Its so pretty. I love gnomes. I'm debating the dragon. In case you don't understand this rambling, I'm sure you all remember my post about Tattoos back in the day/about a month ago. </font color>

[jjcourtright]

So if you were to get a tattoo on your "crank", would it need to be, you know /forums/images/icons/smile.gif or would it need to be, well um /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[karmattack]

Not that I know, but I think it would have to be just a little more than /forums/images/icons/frown.gif but not all the way /forums/images/icons/grin.gif , so my guess would be about /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Prattypus]

since I am batting around this idea, I talked to one shop, and here is their take on the procedure. They take the flaccid guy and wrap him taut around a metal apparatus. What they showed me was a metal cylinder about the size of a soda can. They hold it in place with one hand as they ink with the other. This could be total bullshit to scare anyone willing to mutilate his member like this, but I guess there is only one way to know for sure. If this is the road I take, I will find out more before I let them put the ink in Winky.

[JK]

I was getting some work done about six years ago and some guy was getting his King Pin- use you imagination if you have to ask- They didn't have this guy in a back room, they were doing out in the front where everyone could see- This guy was way more than /forums/images/icons/grin.gif (he was like all teeth) And then they stuck that pin in... /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif It didn't matter that the 'fluffer' was topless and doing something you should only see in Tiajuana- the turtle went right back into his shell...

[jjcourtright]

So what happens if you get a little bit /forums/images/icons/smile.gif while that was going on? Seems kind of creepy from both the artist's and the tattooee's point-of-view.

[karmattack]

Makes sense.

[jjcourtright]

I like the "fluffer" method better. It seems less creepy if you are supposed to be /forums/images/icons/grin.gif than if you accidentally get /forums/images/icons/smile.gif .

[karmattack]

I just recently heard from a piercer about a guy who was getting a Prince Albert done. For those who don't know, that is a piercing that goes through the top or bottom of the mushroom stack and out the winking eye. Apparently, as he was preparing the guy and sterilizing the area, the dude became a little /forums/images/icons/smile.gif . Piercer told him to go and take a breather and calm down. The dude did as instructed and then returned, /forums/images/icons/frown.gif . Then, as the piercer stuck him with the needle, the guy "produced." On the artist.

Yeah.

My favorite part of the story is when the guy got /forums/images/icons/smile.gif the first time, he said "Sorry, I haven't been with my girlfriend in a while." What? WHY would you say that?

[Matt1]

Well, I hadn't thought about whether it needed to be /forums/images/icons/smile.gif or /forums/images/icons/frown.gif . I would assume it would need to /forums/images/icons/smile.gif, though. To overcome the needle turtle shell affect, I think some viagra would be all you needed.

The idea of having a needle around my buddy is not at all appetizing.

[JK]

Some people get off on pain- Me for example, I always fall asleep while I'm getting inked. But you can bet your ass and everyone else's noboby is getting near Mr. Happy with tattoo gun. I get nervous sometimes just zipping up.

[Efexeye]

I knew an Indian guy once who claimed to have elephant ears tattooed around the base of his umm...er....member? (There, that oughta get through!) I never wanted to know if he was bullshitting or not bad enough to look, so....who knows? But tattoos right ON the little general? What are you, a sadist?

[Prattypus]

C'mon- everyday we run the risk of scarring it. Zippers are mighty firece. Besieds, pain is temporary, and when it's over...I'm not sure what I'll have, but it'll be a horse of a different color!

[TomHarrington]

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I'm not sure what I'll have, but it'll be a horse of a different color!

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A horse? Come on now, don't be modest.

[Prattypus]

That wasn't meant as an actual equipment description. If it were, I am sure it would have been more along the lines of hung like a field mouse.

[code6enterprises]

I made the mistake of getting a Superman emblem inked on my left arm about a week ago.

[JK]

At least you didn't get it in the middle of your forehead...

[Lidia]

I don't have any tatoos but I do like them. Lots of people ask me if I have one b/c my name is Lidia (I'm sure you've heard that song Lydia the Tattooed Lady). /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Threadkiller]

One of Kermit The Frog's best songs.

[Prattypus]

What's wrong with Superman? I have two already based on art by Ed Mcguinness. One on my left shoulder blade, and another on my right calf.

[code6enterprises]

I was drunk when I got it. I woke up with the band-aid on my arm and I still don't remember where I got it. Mt friend did say that I tried to get a lightning bolt on my forehead though. (no, just kidding)

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> The things we do when intoxicated. At least you didn't slice your thumb open with a Machetti. That hurts. I wasn't very intoxicated so it REALLY hurt. Just tipsy enough to make me stumble a little bit and slice my thumb off/open.</font color>

[HitParader]

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hot-rod flames on my crank.

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that would hurt too much.