Family Feud

[Matthew]

Okay, I have been pondering this for a week or 2.

Family feud has been on since the late 60's. There are on average 12 questions on each episode.

Each time it is "We asked 100 people this... "

Now, I ask you, have ANY of you, or anyone you know been asked to take a survey for "The Family Feud" ?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">My mom and her family auditioned for Family Fued and they told her that they have people go on like a bar scene or an amusement park and survey peeps there. I'm not sure how they do that now-a-day.</font color>

[JIM]

Survey says!:
Nope! No one I know has ever been asked, and I sure have'nt been approached for the survey.
Damn Richard Dawson, damn Louie Anderson...and that guy from home improvement too.
I want a real Family Feud show too. No questions...I want it Hatfield and McCoy style! Yeehaw!

[Matthew]

With shotguns? If you don't get the #1 answer you suffer the punishment of Ol' Nellly!

[JIM]

Darn tootin' !!!
Can't forget the greased pigs either.

[Threadkiller]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I want a real Family Feud show

[/ QUOTE ] I thought it was called The Jerry Springer Show.

As for the topic, every time I've watched the show I've thought it should be 'We asked 50 people and 50 non-English speaking taxidermists...' The answers would have made just as much sense.

[Matthew]

The only problm I c, is that with my mothercousin and my sisterwife, we culdnt make a 5 member teem. We wouldneed to compeet as 3.

[JIM]

You could always get your livestock/pets to be part of the family... there you have it, a full family team!

One way it could go is:

*Host approaches the family bloodhound*

*Host asks*
"According to a hundred people, what does sandpaper feel like?

*Bloodhound looks nervously at Pa' then says*
"RUFF!, RUFF!, RUFF!"

*SURVEY SAYS!*
"ROUGH!" Yeah!, Cletus, you and your family have won a new outhouse!"