favorite line

[badash]

I'm making a list of favorite lines just for sh*ts and giggles, so send me your favorite line or conversation in a movie ever.

And if you want to submit more than one, that's cool, too.

[psychofiend]

"Make like a tree and... get the fuck out!"
-Boondock Saints

[Mighty_Wingman]

" I SAID NOOOO WIIIIRE HANGAAAAARS ! "

- Faye Dunaway " Mommy Dearest "

" Only mystery around here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief."

" I say we cut out their livers ,sell 'em on the black market and leave 'em in a seedy motel bathtub fulla' ice."

-Shaggy , " J&SB SB "

[Matthew]

badash needs to get a life, now go away.


Seriously though, I have a few favorite lines,


Tattaglia's a pimp. He never coulda outfoxed Santino. But I didn't know until this day, that it was Barzini all along.

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Bliss, bliss and heaven... it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh...Oh, it was wonder of wonders... And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now...

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.

and finally

Your still turds, just not soggy ones.

[badash]

hey, hey,

mucho kudos on the monty python line. I like, I like.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I hate hate hate you! Who, me? Yes you!

That's from the movie Smurfy Smurf and the annoying Newbies. Available at your local video store today.</font color>

[Threadkiller]

I saw that movie. As much as I liked the Smurfy Smurf I constantly felt that the movie was in danger of being ruined by the Annoying Newbie characters. Still, I'd give it a thumbs up for overall Smurfiness.

See my sig for a line I like.

[Matt1]

"I don't give a fuck about your war... or your president." -Snake Plissken

[R_U_18]

I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now Jack and Shit, and Jack left town.

It's all in the reflex's...

Tippy tai on the kappa town (pootie tang)

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> "WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!! . . . You can bring your green hat."

I think you all know what this is from. If not . . . OLD SCHOOL YOU FOOLS! </font color>

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">*sigh* I remember when I was 15....better stop now.

Anywho, my favorite quote is from the Lion King (of course) during the song 'Be Prepared.' Now, if you listen closley towards the end of the song, you will hear, "We'll have food, lots of food. We repeat endless meat." I say it at least once a day when I am in a singing mood. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[Omaru]

"I been physically abused in the ear"

"I see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words, I'm
deaf!" Billy Madison

[Prattypus]

Here's my list:

You're [censored] right, Doggy! -Stifler; American Wedding- It's not my fault! -Han Solo; ESB- Who wants a moustache ride? -Ramethorn; Super Troopers- Check ya later! -Slater; Dazed and Confused- No, we're not going to be doing that. -Homer Simpson.

I am going to stop there, I could write a book of Simpsons quotes.

[DarthMaulRat]

"Stupid Flanders, you're a genius!" -Homer

"Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? " - Tyler Durden

[JK]

"In a row?" -some customer reacting to Dante's statement concerning how many dicks his grilfriend sucked.

No matter how many times I see Clerks, that line cracks me up.

[Efexeye]

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No, we're not going to be doing that. -Homer Simpson.



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If you're talking about the time the Critic came to visit and then asked the Simpsons if they would come by his show, it was Bart that said that line, not Homer.

[Donnie_Darko]

from The simpsons

Homer: Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead!

Kent Brockman: Would you like to hear my award-winning secrect? Try public interest stories, they target the heart and fog the mind.

Homer: After years of disappointment with get rich quick scheme, I know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme. And quick.

from literature:

Hemingway:Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Wilde:
I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.

from the movies:

toooo many

[Prattypus]

That wasn't the instance I was talking about. It was after Homer got Lisa's pony, and Marge was figuring out a way to economize. I forgot her specific line, but it was for him to either cut back or give up beer. Homer's response was:

No, We're not going to be doing that.

[R_U_18]

"you got a joint?"

"no"

"Be a lot cooler if ya did"

[psychofiend]

"You know, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. And do you know how much condoms cost?"

"How Much?"

"I don't know, we never used the damn things."

[Hoffa]

"....so I'm a lowlife"-joe hollenbeck

[gamer]

My friend bought a used car.
TEN YEARS LATER

BOOM

herpies

-family guy

[Dr3vil]

"If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

[Nicolax1888]

"how would you beat him?"
"with a stick . . . while he slept"

"hope is what guides us, its what gets us through the day, and especially the night"

lame i know but i 4got the one i wus thinking of

PS JAY AND SILENT BOB {EXPLOITED DELETED} RULE!!!!!

[rockergirl06]

Hey,
Gotta love the Army of Darkness line, that's one of my faves from the movie.

[rockergirl06]

Well,
normally I would respond to posts like these, but because I know badash, I've been asked this question a million times at work.

But, I guess I can still let everyone else in on my quotes.

~Locksley! I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!- Nottingham from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves~

~Well, Hello Mr. Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin but two things: Jack and shit, and Jack just left town.- Ash from Army of Darkness~

~... I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?- Clark Griswold from Christmas Vacation~

There's just a couple.

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Holy crap. I replied to this post having no idea who badash was. Now I know. Hello. </font color>

[HitParader]

From Clerks:

Dante: "Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
(Guy starts walking to the parking lot)
Dante: "Hey! Hey! Get back here!"

Also from Clerks:
Dante: "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer: "In a row?"

And again, from Clerks:

Customer: "I thought that place was supposed to be open at 11:00. It's 11:20."
Dante: "I already called his house twice, I'm sure he'll be here very soon."
Customer: "Hey, it's not like it's a demanding job over there, I'd like to get paid to sit on my ass all day and watch movies. I was over there the other day and he was sleeping."
Dante: "I'm sure he wasn't sleeping, he was probably just resting his eyes."
Customer: "What is that, resting his syes? Like he's some kind of air traffic controller?"
Dante: "Actually, that's his night job."
Customer: "A wise ass too, eh? That's why you're jocking a register at a local conveience store instead of working a steady job. Make sure he gets that. The name's Winoski, the number's 812."
Dante: "Forgot your keys"
(Dante throws keys in garbage)