the cutest thing you can think of...

[in_diana_jones]

how about 10 pikachus lined up doing the macarena while you see 1 baby in between all of them, sucking on pacifiers, and all of a sudden bunnies, chinchillas, golden retriever puppies, and prairie dogs all march right in front of them...and then you see a welch's grape juice girl out of no where. those girls are damn cute

[Dr3vil]

The cutest thing I can think of would inspire vomit before I finished the description.

[Razorback]

ILovePapaSmurf's voice. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Droogan_Leader]

It's odd, really--I don't care for abrasive things, nor cute. My idea of good artwork can be found on any Maiden album.

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Spite spite, hate hate. I despise pikachus, I hate the macarena, I don't like babies especially if they are sucking on pacifiers . . . scratch that, they aren't being loud and annoying if the have pacifiers. Bunnies, chinchillas, puppies, and prairie dogs RULE! Oh yeah, I don't like the Welch's girls either, they annoy me. I'm so hateful. You're idea of the cutest thing ever makes me want to vomit and not because it is so cute /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif I must be Satan.

The cutest thing I can think of are fuzzy bunnies with vampire fangs and a massive 'fro . . . ok thats not the cutest, BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS THE FUNNIEST!

EDIT: I like abrasiveness and violence /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif </font color>

[Shifty]

All I can say is..... Penguins

[Matt1]

Two Care Bears snorting a pound of blow off of Big Bird's ass.

[R_U_18]

puppy

[karmattack]

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellas... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." -- Mitch Hedberg

[Droogan_Leader]

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Two Care Bears snorting a pound of blow off of Big Bird's ass.

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Thanks for that mental image, Matt1. I think it'll be just enough to get me through another lowsy day.

[EternalStrife]

Well, the definition of cute does mean ugly but adorable /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[DarthMaulRat]

When a four year old is in awe of daddy so much that he tries to emulate him by laying on the couch, eating chips, scratching himself.

[jjcourtright]

Even before reading your post, I was thinking "My son saying dammit." It is wrong, and funny, and incredibly cute.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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ILovePapaSmurf's voice.

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<font color="purple">Wow, thanks RB. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[jjcourtright]

Just to give you an idea, just imagine him saying "dammit, dammit, dammit".
http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v30/jjcourtright/xmas1.jpg

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">He is soo adorable. </font color>

[Sheriff]

Cutest kid evar!

[karmattack]

That is one cute lad -- funny thought too.

[EternalStrife]

I can imagine it. In fact, I know a kid like that who does it.

[R_U_18]

There is nothing cuter than the look of a child when you open up the trunk of your car to let him out. Hey, he took the candy , he made the commitment.

[Matt1]

I'm beginning to actually believe RU might be a comic. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Matthew]

THAT was funny!

[Mighty_Wingman]

That was funny ! but I would trade "child" for "hooker" and "candy" for "money" . Just in case there might be parent(s) of an abducted child in your audience. I think your way is actually funnier, but also has more potential to offend, or possibly, really hurt someone.

[Matt1]

That's a bunch of hogwash. If you say something funny, say it that way. Don't pull your punches. And if it's likely to offfend some people, all the better.

[Mighty_Wingman]

I wasn't pulling anything . I read it. I thought it was funny. Then I put myself in the position of the parent of an abducted child, and from that perspective, it wouldn't be funny. I was actually trying to offer a constructive critique. R U is getting better .

But hookers ? We all know nobody cares about hookers. Nasty, drug addicted, virus spreading ho's.

[Threadkiller]

As someone who spends a lot of time abducting clean and drug-free hookers I didn't find that funny at all Wingman. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

I'm with Matt1. I think it would be best if it was an Amish person because even when I read them transcripts from this message board I can drive away before they can retaliate.

[Matthew]

Cutest thing..

Zen's, Smurf, Asteban, Denyse, and all the other poopshoot gals wearing teddys, hair done up in pigtails, eating ice-cream waiting for one to fall asleep so the others can freeze her undergarments. SIGH, now THAT is cute!

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Holy crap, my name was mentioned in there. I feel terrified and honored in a sick sort of way.

And I've done that before with some of my friends. Minus the teddy's and pig tails. Well not minus the teddy's cuz i was still wearing pajamas. FLANNEL PANTS KICK ASS!</font color>

[Matt1]

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FLANNEL PANTS KICK ASS!

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I concur.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Ya know what else kicks ass ?

My Foot.

Das rite, I said it yo . Vanilla Ice style . Wurd to yo Muthas .

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Wingman, can you promise me something?

Can you promise never to do that again? Thanks. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

Sorey, I've had two hours sleep in the last twenty four. I'm slipping, and not into a good place. /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
Please don't let this reflect on my normally sensible posts.

All Apologies.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">*Slaps Wingman*

Snap out of it man! This isn't like you. If you fall behind, we all fall behind. Do you get me!?</font color>

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> *slips sleeping pill into Wingman's drink that he didn't even realize he had* </font color>