Who would win in a fight? Jay or Silent Bob?

[WickedStoner]

<font color="#00FF00">Who would win in a fight?</font color> <font color="red">Jay</font color> or <font color="red">Silent Bob?</font color>

[karmattack]

Nipples

[onu]

silent bob no doubt would win.......

[karmattack]

Don't encourage it.

[onu]

huh?? what do you mean????

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">He means, sit in the corner and shut-up.</font color>

[onu]

and why should i......i'm gonna stick up for myself now....you guys have been picking on me for to long.....so shut the hell up.........i just want to be loved /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[karmattack]

What I mean is
[looks at Stoner]

This has nothing to do with Movie Poop Shoot Columns.

And we try not to encourage people to be retarded.

[onu]

its off-topic......it can be about anything.....cant it?

[karmattack]

Well, that would be true if it was in the "Off-Topic" section of the message boards. This is the "Movie Poop Shoot Columns" section.
Plus, most posts about Jay and Silent Bob don't go over very well. If you go to "Search" and enter "Jay and Bob" or "Jay and Silent Bob" or "Jay rulez," you'll get the idea.

[onu]

ahhhh ok....but talking about jay and silent bob is ok if its on the movie poop shoot forums but i get what you mean...... /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

[EternalStrife]

You have much to learn little grasshopper.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Who would win in a battle of wits between onu and WickedStoner ?

The world may never know ?

[Matthew]

That would be a very very long, not so drawn out battle. Much like watching your rock and Smurfs pet play chess.

[psychofiend]

Who are Jay and Silent Bob?



I bet the person who started this thread was a little miffed when he read that.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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That would be a very very long, not so drawn out battle. Much like watching your rock and Smurfs pet play chess.

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<font color="purple">Dolly can't play chess, but give her a checkers board and she kicks ass. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[JIM]

*sigh*
So...how 'bout them milkshakes?

[Mighty_Wingman]

C'mon Jim, we're trying to get two morons to verbally maim eachother, for our amusement.

I better be quiet, the morons will hear . I read somewhere that even though they don't know what we're saying they can read intent.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Did you just call me a moron?</font color>

[Sheriff]

I seriously think people on this forum just sign up with fake user names and post stuff like this, that really hurts, I mean seriously, who fights with a shoe?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Seriously, there are lack of understanding people out there that could seriously be taken down by a shoe. I lived with one.</font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Did you just call me a moron?

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Smurfy,
You of all people should know better.

I think we should set up a match between WickedStoner and onu. No holds barred. Winner takes all. For the respect and admiration of all Poopshooters. ( by all I mean some.....mmmmm...... maybe none. )

[Matt1]

Rodan would win.

Also, what did Onu do to incur anyone's wrath? He's just a youngin', y'know?

[dr_badvibes]

dude i so agree eith you Bobs the man <font color="red"> </font color>

[EternalStrife]

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how 'bout them milkshakes?

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Dammit! I thought we were done with the milkshakes?! /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

[onu]

i'll show all of you......my title will get better.....i wont be a newbie forever......then you'll respect and fear the wrath of onu......ok you probably won't.......but....errr.....so how old is everyone here....im 18....

[karmattack]

veinte y cinco

[Omaru]

21 years, 7 months and 8 days old.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I am 20.</font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

" I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment ,doubt and pain.
I made damn sure that pilate, washed his hands, sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you , hope you guessed my name.
But what's puzzlin' you is the nature of my game."

[Matthew]

Please to meet you, won't you guess my name?

[Mighty_Wingman]

Isn't it Matthew ?
Haven't we already met ?
I'm sooo confused.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">*Pats Wingman on his head*

Its ok, it happens. Hey, wanna go get some cookies?</font color>

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Awww.......everybody gets cookies around here, where's mine? /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[Matthew]

I don't have any cookies around, but I am making a batch of special brownies for a get together I am planning this weekend.

[karmattack]

[makes Scooby Doo noise]

Ruh roh, Raggy.

[Mighty_Wingman]

You have to wonder if the "special" ingredient is herbal, or laxative ? Or something I haven't even considered ?

Maybe it's just pecans ?

[karmattack]

It's an odd thought.
Laxative....well chocolate itself is a laxitive, so that seems to be defeating the purpose. Pecans are the shiznit, so you could be right there. And I once heard it's really good to fry oregano into the butter before you mix it into the brownies, so they could be herbal too. Wow, one really must wonder.

[onu]

errrr hi

[onu]

...............

[TomHarrington]

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Why are you doing this?

[Denyse]

Silly Tom...
Can't you see? He's blind and typing a message in Braille to the other blind board members. Either that or it's morse code and he's telling us to do harmful things to ourselves...

[karmattack]

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[/ QUOTE ] [jumps on a chair]
AAAAAH!!! It's a mouse. Someone STEP ON IT, QUICK!!

[code6enterprises]

No, it's just the mouse's tail.

[TomHarrington]

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Silly Tom...
Can't you see? He's blind and typing a message in Braille to the other blind board members. Either that or it's morse code and he's telling us to do harmful things to ourselves...

[/ QUOTE ]

Hot Damn, Denyse. I feel like such a fool. It was morse code, naturally. It says:

Listen to Wing and unfetter your spirits! (http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/listen.html)

Very liberating indeed.

[Denyse]

I'm not sure I want to know how you found that site...

I'm just glad you did!

[onu]

...........hi again

[industrialsewage]

<font color="red">I would fight with a shoe,and win!Muwahaha.
But,we must sit and take time to contemplate this question, a question that would one day decide the fate of the universe...in my honest opinion Lunchbox would pwn all! MUWAHAHAHA </font color> /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[onu]

what the hell are you talking about......mouse's tail???