Daddy, can I have some quarters?

[Efexeye]

HA ha! (http://edition.cnn.com/2004/US/01/08/offbeat.boy.stuck.ap/)

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> That's just really damn hysterical. Hahaha. </font color>

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">The boy probably watched too much of Toy Story. I'm telling you Disney movies do things to you!</font color>

[Threadkiller]

But I thought that you liked the things Disney movies do to you, Smurfy. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Matt1]

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Rescuers haven't figured out how the boy was able to crawl into the game.

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Have the rescuers considered the possibility that the kid is actually a mutant serial killer who has been alive for nearly a century and commits five murders every thirty years before retreating into a state of prolonged hibernation?

[code6enterprises]

I heard about that. That's crazy.

[Omaru]

Funny you think Eugene tombs, I was thinking more Maggie Simpson in the newspaper distributor.

[ratm1966]

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Have the rescuers considered the possibility that the kid is actually a mutant serial killer who has been alive for nearly a century and commits five murders every thirty years before retreating into a state of prolonged hibernation?

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You know, if the X-Files were still on, that would make a cool episode. The killer could get into houses by slithering through a vent or up through the water pipes and into the toilet.

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Weekend Update on SNL did a joke about this article. I forget what exactly it was, but I know it had something to do with Michael Jackson. Somehow that is more humorous than the actual joke. </font color>

[Donnie_Darko]

That is the funniest article of the year so far.....

[Omaru]

Having not read the article, I showed this url to a few friends and one said something like how cool it would be to win a bratty kid. I replied with yeah, I think this was one of the crane machines in MJ's Neverland.

[JIM]

Yup, the joke on SNL went something like, "and that's how MJ's letter to penthouse started".
Oh Man...
You know, the title of this thread should be said out loud in a Tom Green "Daddy would you like some sausage?" voice.

[Efexeye]

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crane machines

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You guys ever seen those crane machines where you can pay a buck and try to pick up a live lobster? How about the ones at Cedar Point (an Ohio amusement park) where you can win Zippo lighters? Anyone else ever seen any weird crane machines?